/tg/Station 13

Where's "Big Reptilian Cock"?

Every time I think clockcult has peaked my expectations are surpassed

Tick tock here comes the clock cock and it's you who it's going to rock

Mastering the art of golden dirt before 20min shuttle call makes me feel all giddy inside, here's to all you weebs itching for a true japanese diet in your space station!

I also love planting all that I can before everything is inevitably reset in a short time, I even got to teach this fellow the art of bees (although it was his and a chemists idea) filled with bacchus' blessing and mutagen. Turning my workplace into a comfy place feels more rewarding than my real life job!

found this while browsing my screenshot history

Limski wrote:

found this while browsing my screenshot history

what fucking unholy...

Bootleg Reebe on the Derelict

And yes the R&D set-up is using an omnilathe

Secret Extended. I do a Hunt Down The Freeman event.




He fucked up so many people when it was time to get onto the shuttle. He only lost because everyone was bumrushing him except a few heroes like gratian sloan.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT I FORGOT BUT YES HE DID HIT MITCHELL AND FUCK UP HIS FACE. IT WAS ALL GOREY AND SHIT LOL

EDIT 2: Also the gordon freeman knockoff was made to look like morgan freeman. was fun.

deep discussion in ooc

ERP Cave

Quality post right there

imagine my righteous disgust
lizards are pure

My god...

If fusion was still enabled...

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Hypernoblium mixed with a tritium bomb
Hyper nob isn't possible to make without fusion, is it? Because if it is, well there you go

Hyper-Nobilium has an absurdly high heat capacity, meaning it gains and loses heat very slowly. This makes it a very good heat storage medium and coolant. You can make a bomb by filling one tank with super-heated nobilium and another tank with supercooled O2+plasma/tritium.

It's the same principle freon bombs used to work under.

I'll have to dissect bomb code now to regain my old atmos robustness.

laser tag
more like laser fag
amirite

DemonFiren wrote:laser tag
more like laser fag
amirite

You'd know a lot about fags wouldn't you Demon?

Anonmare wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:laser tag
more like laser fag
amirite

You'd know a lot about fags wouldn't you Demon?

most of that was a natural spawn directly northeast of mining outpost.

>Fire bluespace cannon
>crash server

Xeroxemnas wrote:>Fire bluespace cannon
>crash server

it's cuz i'm fat and can't fit through it

Xeroxemnas wrote:>Fire bluespace cannon
>crash server

>Cultist warden just chillin

The product of many, many dead simpleclowns being disposed of. It goes on for a whole z-level

Anonmare wrote:The product of many, many dead simpleclowns being disposed of. It goes on for a whole z-level

Legends say that walking across the clown lattice is how we have the honk version of robocop theme today.

Captain in the Door Dimension

Life has many doors Ed Boy

Citrus makes the server freeze for 5 minutes by channeling Leopold II

it's about enough so that the server freezes but does not crash

never again

That's a very handy ability

[youtube]uQIa8Cmi94A[/youtube]

I have no idea what is going on here.

CosmicScientist wrote:GitHub timeline? Looks cool!

What the hell is making up that giant red blob though?

Looks like the obj tree

Pink is code, red is sounds, you can see all the ai vox sounds added

the changelog files going insane when we got changelog in PR body added is pretty funny

dumping
drake?
where's the cooling loop?
admins broke server logs so we took full advantage of "the round that never happened"
>be hos
>lings teaming up to murderbone
>get killed
>watch lings bone for a while
>become abductor scientist
>send my dude in but he gets lynched because i fucked up and forgot to scan him
>get him back, he's dead
>quickly tp down and get a defib
>doesnt work, abductors have no heart
>i have failed miserably
>get a few as solo abductor scientist
>ask admins how many i need to revive my friend since i must make up for my mistakes
>they tell me the points i need
>"...OR you can do a special super challenge..."
>oh shit nigger hook me up
>become an ayy operative
>buy macrobomb implant since its required for ops
>tp down and get the disk which is on the bridge for some reason
>very nearly get caught since i had my tp cooldown but manage to get back
>mfw disk doesnt disappear even if i left the z level
>voice of god tells me the code
>tp directly into vault and set that shit up
>think about defending nuke as suddenly wild hulk appears
>fumble around in autistic surprise, he hits me before i can tp out
>FUCK THE DISK IS STILL ON ME
>hulk is smug af
>says "I BAN YOU...FROM LIFE!!" as i go into crit
>remember my little friend
>whisper "no u" as my last words
>macrobomb activates and gibs the hulk
>disk gets spawned somewhere else
>no time to stop it
>ayy ops win
>murderbone lings ablooblooing in chat about "reee badmins" while everyone else laughs at them

10/10 round
>when you're the last head in a rev round so you accept your fate and wait for the inevitable
hit by potato bombs and lynched shortly after i took this.
slaughter demon gets polymorphed into a monkey and quickly humiliated
how to tell your shuttle ride is going to be F U N
[youtube]yBLdQ1a4-JI[/youtube]
>ask admins for a clown bomb tc trade
>they give me 5

left 4 clown, gigaclown rekt shit

switch your scaling option to point sampling, your graphics are all smudged

english nigga

Deitus wrote:english nigga

at the top of the game window when youre playing SS13, I think you click Icon -> Scaling Mode -> Point Sampling or something
if you do it you'll notice the game looks way better immediately

Wouldn't poly'd demons still have the bloodcrawl spell though?

is this loss?

double poost



EXPLAIN THIS, ATHEISTS
poly is evolving into a metacomming shit

aMEIzing office