/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:58 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

aMEIzing office

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Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:23 pm**

>tfw everytime I try to do a gimmick I get arrested for suspicious behaviour

Posted: **Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:59 pm**

imagine gettin' uwu memed by reed glover

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:21 pm**

the comfy clock club

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:38 am**

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:17 am**

pure art, well done Onule.

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:36 am**

Delete this

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:38 am**

refer to the signature of the ligga above me

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:10 am**

DemonFiren wrote:refer to the signature of the ligga above me

R. Andreas Spitzer or SpitzOS ingame. Usually somewhere in engineering, or pAI.

?????

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:40 am**

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:50 am**

Ninja fight in the bar.

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:56 am**

Me and that ninja had an honourabu duel on the solars, it was close but he won. Was good.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:09 am**

not my art

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:37 am**

"Alright, lads. I just bought the okay finger emoji so we're set"
"Ah, goo- WHAT?!"

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:48 am**

>they bought the OFF-HAND

Dude, the OFF-HAND is the most robust weapon in the game, I'm surprised they lost that round.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:36 am**

Ayy Lemoh wrote:"Alright, lads. I just bought the okay finger emoji so we're set"
"Ah, goo- WHAT?!"

actually that's the circle hand game
and you looked at it

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:40 pm**

Ayy Lemoh wrote:"Alright, lads. I just bought the okay finger emoji so we're set"
"Ah, goo- WHAT?!"

"Just make sure not to throw around that SM sword"

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:30 am**

when the qm wolf-of-wallstreets his way to hundreds of thousands of credits and orders literal hundreds of drop pods with welding tanks in them to bomb the shit out of the station, forcing the admins to delete the tachyon radar to even begin to mitigate the lag

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still shot of bear trying to fuck bees an instant before they gangbang him instead

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12+ mice invade best boy chef's abode to eat his food stores (notable that minutes before this he killed a bubblegum that had made it onto the station with a single firebomb)

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FUCK THE PO-LICE

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admins try to make an event with making the entire crew monkeys but dont realize this makes them dead in the game's eyes

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Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:38 am**

>drop pods
fuck I missed this I need to play qm again

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:16 pm**

During a nuke ops round, the clown sued Chemistry because they wouldn't let him have space lubricant. The HoP granted us a trial, fully aware that there were nuclear operatives running around, and shortly after an electrical storm knocked out lighting, so I became the court lightbulb.

Proceedings transcript:

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SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Chemist is here for defense (113,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : take your seats boys (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : alright (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : We got this clown (111,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : prosecution (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : make your case (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Your honor clowns are a noble species (113,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : They come from deep within the dark space of spess (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : And are rightfully granted the power of HONK (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Along with a great cultural item known as (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : the clown decided he was going to steal our chemical mixer. (117,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : SPACE LUBE!!!!!!! (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : ORDER (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : LET THE PROSECUTION FINISH (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : The chemist denied my clients rightful possension of space lube (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : We are suing him for 1000000 Space bucks (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : And full control over chemistry (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I rest my case (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : alright (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : defense (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : make your case (114,156,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Uh.. (117,153,2)
WHISPER: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : Can we rebuttle? (111,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I got this clown (111,153,2)
WHISPER: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : You should mention my wounds (111,152,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : My Client here,Is obviously Innocent.Look at him. He can barely Pick up a French fry without crying about how heavy it is. (115,153,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : OBJECTION!!!!! (111,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : whats the issue (114,156,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : NO OBJECTION,DIPSHIT! (115,153,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : YOUR CLIENT HARMED MY PEACEFUL CLIENT (113,153,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : yOur honor you can cleary see all of his wounds (113,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : sit down prosecution (114,156,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : you will have your chance to talk (114,156,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : He got these wounds due to HATE!! (113,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : SIT (114,156,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : THE CHEMIST HATES CLOWN!!!!! (113,153,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : SHUT UP. (115,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : THATS AN ORDER! (114,156,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : Back to mystory. (115,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : NO MORE TALK FROM PROSECUTION! (114,156,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : back to you defense (114,156,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : My client has never SEEN this clown a Day in his life. (115,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : he had no business breaking into the chemistry lab it obviously means he was up to no good. (117,152,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : So,This clown has been Abused by a different Chemist. And This Clown should be arrested for Tresspassing. (115,153,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Objection. (113,152,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Case closed. (115,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : what is your objection (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I ask for the chemist to take the stand (113,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : chemist (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : take the stand (114,156,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : My time yo go (117,154,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : This case is versus the Nanotrasen MEdical Board, which encompasses all medical workers, including the chemist here. (113,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Nevermind the stand is blocked (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : we are finishing (118,152,2)

(SHUTTLE LAUNCHED)

SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : this trial (118,152,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Well shit. (113,152,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : woah woah woah (117,155,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : take the stand (118,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Its the stand (116,156,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : YOU PRICKS! (118,155,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : I think you won, clown. (113,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Alright chemist (114,154,2)
WHISPER: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : Hopefully (111,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Do you like (114,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Clowns (114,154,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : i dont mind them (117,155,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : And the trial. (112,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Was it your childhood that denied you dream (114,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : OF BECOMING A CLOWN YOURSELF!!!!! (114,154,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : no not really (117,155,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : YOU HATE MY CLIENT DUE TO HIM BEING WHAT YOU NEVER WWERE (114,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : Speculation (114,156,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : thats identity politics (117,155,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Looking for his place in the galaxy (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : they have no place in a court of law (117,155,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : While you denied his natural right to lube (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Its apart of his culture (114,153,2)
EMOTE: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : <b>MC Slipp</b> Cries (111,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : And that should never be denied (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : SEE (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : HES CRYING (113,153,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Oh, Boo Hoo bitch. (117,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : CLOWNS NEVER CRY (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : woah (117,155,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Lies. (117,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : Defense you may redirect if the prosecution is done (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : YOU BROUGHT THIS CLOWN TO TEARS OF BLOOD (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : the clown assaulted me (117,155,2)

(ROUND HAS ENDED)

SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF\ (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : we aint done yet boys (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : TIME TO BEAT YOUR SHIT CHEMISt (114,153,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : OVERRULED! (116,154,2)
SAY: MC Slipp/Saltyham : Honk (112,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : ORDER (114,156,2)
SAY: MC Slipp/Saltyham : Honk (112,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : ORDER! (114,156,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Objection! This unit cannot perform acts of violence! That's unfair! (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : oof (118,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : GET EM CLOWN (118,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : I DEMAND ORDER IN MY COURT! (115,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : oof (118,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : the clown assaulted me fowhy must we fight (117,155,2)
WHISPER: Dudefff/(Dante Smit) : Someone....Help me (116,154,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Think you're getting those space bucks, clown. (113,153,2)
WHISPER: Dudefff/(Dante Smit) : Before I die (114,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : im sorry (117,153,2)
WHISPER: Dudefff/(Dante Smit) : Help (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I didnt go to law school for this (117,153,2)

Posted: **Sat Apr 28, 2018 2:37 am**

Debrief

this happened after an away mission and 1 hour 30 minutes.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 4:32 pm**

Spent a good minute deciding if I really wanted to join or not. It wasn't that bad.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 7:31 pm**

>joining an evacuating station

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 7:48 pm**

>not just observing and shitposting in deadchat while ahelping pickup lines to see how fast you get muted from everything

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 7:52 pm**

Deitus wrote:>not just observing and shitposting in deadchat while ahelping pickup lines to see how fast you get muted from everything

hey, are you a carbon sample?

NSFW:

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:01 pm**

hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:04 pm**

benis in bagina :DDD

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:15 pm**

hey girl you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only ten i see.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:15 pm**

hey girl you wanna fuck

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:16 pm**

A skeleton walks into a bar.

He asks for a beer and a mop.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:30 pm**

hey girl, here i am. what are your other two wishes?

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:35 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:benis in bagina :DDD

u mean bloggola :DDDDD

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2018 8:39 pm**

are you a parking ticket? cuz you've got fine written all over you.

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2018 8:11 am**

greentext format because lazy
>syndicate battle cruiser operative
>chill out for a good ten minutes, shoot shit with the others
>station starts prepping a boarding party, plus a BSA cannon
>know that the station will use the BSA if the party gets killed
>they arrive, the leader of the party is killed, everyone else taken hostage
>take the crew's backpacks, snatch the only gps they had and turn it off
>we make ransom demands for the disk and 1000 credits
>prisoners seem chill, so we let them walk around uncuffed
>they stage a breakout, kill us, albeit two hostages die during it
>everyone in dsay knows the BSA will be used
>hostage meets with the captain who got autocloned, turns on her gps.
>it'scoming.png

only two hostages survived and escaped

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2018 8:39 am**

Spoiler:

The two hour round! Being the admin I was bored and it was extended so i figured a event where people had to come to the syndicate rather then the other way around would give the players a chance to enjoy a quiet shift and people who wanted action to have fun. Also the end round betrayal was brutal! Had so many people asking me questions it was hard to run it and deal with ahelps, but it worked out.

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2018 9:37 am**

HEHE THEY NEVA SAW IT COMIN

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2018 10:58 am**

>posting that without storytime

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2018 4:10 pm**

(they then proceeded to push away from the station and throw another extinguisher to propel themselves back to the station)

1980s spy movie night on Bagil.

Posted: **Thu May 03, 2018 4:40 pm**

all those typos reeee

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2018 12:42 pm**

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2018 10:02 am**

First and only time I was a pirate. Pirate leader told us to raid the armoury and then murderbone before stealing booty. We messed up bad and all 3 of us ending up floating in space. Eventually I found the station and tried to break in through the window and door and shocked myself twice before dying. I didn't realise how close I was to the armoury until I ghosted. Kind of sums up me as an antag in general. REEEEEEEEEEE:

AI said something about the clown which led to all these people rushing to kill them. I know honkicide happens daily, but this was so bizarre:

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 3:10 am**

top 10 ayy pranks gone wrong

admins forcing their inflation fetish on me

an otherwise normal shift had this sealed building right outside the lavaland base me and liggerbro busted the door to reveal fucking nars'ian just chillin among a bunch of gibs. he exploded before we could figure out what to do

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2018 3:46 am**

Mark9013100 wrote: only two hostages survived and escaped

they didn't even hold a memorial for me but it was hilarious

Posted: **Sun May 20, 2018 9:57 pm**

I love the goon seal sprite.

Posted: **Wed May 23, 2018 7:18 am**

some new screenshots and oldies i found in my folder

Posted: **Wed May 23, 2018 11:41 am**

hey look it's me as the alt sprite alien

Posted: **Wed May 23, 2018 3:28 pm**

[youtube]Y3Qh8F65QG4[/youtube]

Posted: **Thu May 24, 2018 4:21 am**

An engi went over my usual figure-4 wire job and added a single redundant wire to each intersection.

I took that as a challenge and spent the next half hour or so adding to the layers of redundancy in the solars.

Posted: **Thu May 24, 2018 6:49 am**

Me and kor were chilling one round. Then the end game admemes dosed us all on skewium. True story.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 3:02 am**

The beach was a hit with the crew.

Posted: **Tue May 29, 2018 1:51 am**

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