/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue May 29, 2018 1:51 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2018 2:32 am**

Who did this

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2018 1:11 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:03 am**

We rebuilt the engine, only to realize the central reflectors had been stolen at some point.
We swear they were there when we started...

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:51 am**

How were you gonna shoot the SM shard with an R wall in the way?

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:40 pm**

I actually didn't notice that, god damn I'm not a smart engie.

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2018 5:32 am**

We had a looping rod, so i did what every admin should do and changed the icon.

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:58 pm**

Dorms. Dorms never changes.

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Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:02 pm**

I'm the naked lad without a jumpsuit there. I came to party and then some tider uppercuts me. so I uppercut him back, and it turns out that him hitting me was the first act of violence which sparked the fight. Then janice lean saw me hit him back, and janice lean hits me. Then other people got involved and accidentally hit other people because there were 10 people on one tile. Everyone accidentally hits everyone and madness ensues as someone tries to be the last person standing

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:02 pm**

Ayy Lemoh wrote:Dorms. Dorms never changes.
Spoiler:
So, I drag someone, Lexia Black, to Cabin Four in dorms and then yell "ASSAULT AT CABIN FOUR HELP". This sparked the most hilarious thunderdome brawl I've seen in Dorms.

Keep in mind - the admins were playing 'ROCKY BALBOA - Theme Song (HD)' and 'Yello - Oh Yeah' while this was happening, I think. There were also Nuclear War Operatives announced during the middle of this brawl.

After I got in crit and was dragged away, I saved Lexia Black. She sadly died and wouldn't accept cloning but she also thought it was hilarious thankfully.

a picture of the aftermath of the brawl

rip all those good men.

First Death: CENSORED, CENSORED, at Dormitories (139, 166, 2). Damage taken: 137/0/0/63/0.

That was my favorite round of war ops yet.

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:51 am**

local herd of malf cyborgs drag their prey back to their office to be borged and join their pack, shortly after this image was taken their AI mother was wiped out by an elite squad of nanotrasen ERT equipped with anti-borg weaponry
(late-night sybil, 2018, [colorized])

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:58 am**

tell me this was another case of "salty admin sends erp to deny green tax" or else it's boring

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:39 pm**

Ayy Lemoh wrote:Dorms. Dorms never changes.
So, I drag someone, Lexia Black, to Cabin Four in dorms and then yell "ASSAULT AT CABIN FOUR HELP". This sparked the most hilarious thunderdome brawl I've seen in Dorms.

For the record, the CMO was the last man standing.

The lawyer sent the most people into crit.

This was right at the line of "is it hilarious or should we ban someone", enough people were recloned before the OPs showed up that it was all good.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:39 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:08 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:35 pm**

comfy terry ruin spawn and autism
except for this poor sausage:

Posted: **Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:37 pm**

The most glorious use of the Aux Base I have ever seen!

Posted: **Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:33 pm**

wish i screened it but one time i made a whole lavabase colony by putting mining pods side by side and removing walls selectively

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:54 am**

I was going through my old pictures and I found something really cool if thats the right word on the file from my phone. It was a picture of my objectives from I'm assuming my first or near my first traitor round. (Interestingly enough, I got lucky and rolled traitor-ling.) At the time, I didn't even realize that you could press notes to reread your objectives so I took a picture of the chat with my phone so I could look at my objective. Taken Feb 23rd, 2016 if anyone's interested in checking logs or whatever. We didn't even do it by round number back then,

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:14 am**

In 2013 we had a lowpop server that ran ministation. At one point, the adminbus decided to fun it up and go make the ten player round more fun by having like 50 more people join. This essentially devolved into a button mashing shitfest, respawn was on and everyone was highlander. We pretty much raided our own server. Good times.

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Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:14 am**

now imagine doing that on bearcat

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:42 am**

Rev and gang rounds on high-highpop (>80 players) ministation are still some of my fondest ss13 memories

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:14 pm**

Why I want singularities back:

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Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:54 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:23 pm**

CreationPro wrote:Why I want singularities back:
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Just order one from cargo or delam the SM the right way

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:50 am**

when writing 'fuck sec' in crayon below the brig isn't enough
(wireart dick alert)

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Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:01 am**

Some time in the past I thought "wow, this station is very fucked" so I took this.

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Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:07 pm**

not enough holes/10

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:27 pm**

131 Core Antimatter Engine

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Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:21 pm**

151 megawatts, or, 151,000 kilawatts, or, 1.51*10^8 watts (151,000,000 watts) is enough to power 2,516,667 lightbulbs for 5 hours

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:43 pm**

Anonmare wrote:151 megawatts, or, 151,000 kilawatts, or, 1.51*10^8 watts (151,000,000 watts) is enough to power 2,516,667 lightbulbs for 5 hours

Your units are wrong somewhere

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:14 pm**

My usual reaction to figuring out it's extended:

Posted: **Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:14 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:47 pm**

Would be 10x better if each pod was filled with clones of yourself

Posted: **Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:49 am**

Zack wrote:My usual reaction to figuring out it's extended:

what did he mean by this

Posted: **Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:59 am**

>Get traitor as medical doctor
>Need to steal the captain's medal and hijack
>Nah fuck that, I'm going to play a Valkyrie
>TC trade for wings and a medigun beam arm and objectives to help the crew

I think I was the only person to get greentext too.

Posted: **Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:33 am**

Today on Bagil, I was a traitor, as was the AI. I got a bundle to see if I rolled Dark Lord, got powersink instead.
I cried a little, then set it down.
It was there almost the entire round, and this happened:

Looking back, no regrets.

Posted: **Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:33 am**

I love getting a binary key when Shanghai and Slick are silicon, binary chat is always lit.

Posted: **Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:03 am**

silicon is probably why I should play again
borg was one of my favourite roles

even secborg
goddammit bring secborgs back

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:44 pm**

This amused me

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:19 pm**

I don't get it

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:29 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:I don't get it

The clock cult and blood cult ruins spawned right next to eachother. Which is an incredible coincidence.

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:05 pm**

Anonmare wrote:
This amused me

>Firefox
Fag

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:55 pm**

we had a round of
efficiency

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:09 am**

MAMA MIA 2: VARIETY EDITION

THEN I RAN OUT OF INGREDIENTS AND RESORTED TO A BUNCH OF TOFU

blob strikes

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 5:22 am**

>not just heating up some donk pockets and fucking off
Bad chef

Posted: **Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:05 am**

two assistants, one traitor, one white ship, this was the result

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:46 am**

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:46 am**

Throw back to that time 5 minutes ago I could only fucking see through AI cameras.

Posted: **Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:19 am**

Table Club: The Final Gauntlet

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Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:58 am**

Late night sybil started running news network as detective since there was nothing to do. AI's response made me laugh.

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