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Late night sybil started running news network as detective since there was nothing to do. AI's response made me laugh.

just a ritual

flyswatter new rev meta

This a real comfy bar screenshot taken during a post-rescue celebration. The four of us were chatting and drinking, all having a good time thanks to the crazy chef who tried to kidnap us and throw us on meathooks.

Whoever you were chef,
Thanks.

Before it crashed, had a fun basil round where everyone went to MIIIINE DIIIIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS in the nether. I wasn't there cuz the hop killed me and shoved me in a locker but I can imagine it was a really good time for everyone there.

Obsidian that caused both the ender dragon and herobrine

confused rock wrote:Before it crashed, had a fun basil round where everyone went to MIIIINE DIIIIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS in the nether. I wasn't there cuz the hop killed me and shoved me in a locker but I can imagine it was a really good time for everyone there.

I was cap, it was a great round. Start of it was pretty funny too, I asked centcomm for two buckets of lava, they made the floor lava, then we got them a diamond pick. Never found out, was Nabski or imsxz behind it?

wesoda25 wrote:

confused rock wrote:Before it crashed, had a fun basil round where everyone went to MIIIINE DIIIIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS in the nether. I wasn't there cuz the hop killed me and shoved me in a locker but I can imagine it was a really good time for everyone there.

I was cap, it was a great round. Start of it was pretty funny too, I asked centcomm for two buckets of lava, they made the floor lava, then we got them a diamond pick. Never found out, was Nabski or imsxz behind it?

It was imsxz, i asked him to turn me into an obsidian block since you wanted obsidian and gave him the 32x32 obsidian block sprite to turn me into and he did it the absolute madlad
then all of the things happened

Why I think overthrow is broken and uninteresting

these spook the fuck out of me


i hate how they move when they fly away

Daily reminder that people who like singulo better because it deletes everything are fucking dweebs. Even one tesla is better than 50 singulos. Now 100 teslas?

jesus christ how much energy did you feed it

PKPenguin321 wrote:jesus christ how much energy did you feed it

Orbiting was bugged so each energy ball it produced went off in a random direction like some sort of tesla ball shotgun.

PKPenguin321 wrote:jesus christ how much energy did you feed it

normal amount (btw wasn't me). something about teslas dropping energy balls now

admins post your zoomed out pics

When ash walkers threatened to attack the station and I found a jacob's ladder, I knew what had to be done...
I moved them to a nature preserve!

I got an instakill rifle during an HOS round. The hulked, shield toting, shoeless clown thought he was soooooo tough. Pew pew.

also
Stress reliever

An interesting event of the HoS (for some reason) being forceborged, only to immediately attack and space the Moth Warden that did it when he was borged.

crawling in ss13 is the best way to play the game. period.
edit: more pics

rp the fucking fireman carry

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Now I can say I...

that sec officer was completely in the right tbvh

Credit to Josie Summy for helping me fulfill my dream of making a Trauma Team HQ, even if we never got to save anyone

i became Urist Steeltomes, and constructed a great chapel of gold and silver for Armok, God of Blood, and then smeared blood on its floors

i'd bring corpses, pray to Armok, and they'd be instantly gibbed for their blood to be released across the floors, once people saw me performing these miracles they became believers

Armok soon blessed me with a BLOOD DIAMOND

later in the round plasma burned the chapel down, i chose to stay and burn with it.

Today on Mythbusters
I found out that sadly, no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power. Even the power of 10 cats nuzzling a statue didn't raise the rad level above 30.

coders hate fun, who would have thought

wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

Swindly wrote:

wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

If by that you mean a uranium door, I did and it doesn’t even emit radiation (if it does, its far too slow of a rate to even register on geiger counters. If you don’t mean a door; what the fuck are you on cuz airlocks don’t exist.

wesoda25 wrote:

Swindly wrote:

wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

If by that you mean a uranium door, I did and it doesn’t even emit radiation (if it does, its far too slow of a rate to even register on geiger counters. If you don’t mean a door; what the fuck are you on cuz airlocks don’t exist.

not a door
an airlock frame that's been finished with uranium instead of metal or glass

DemonFiren wrote:

wesoda25 wrote:

Swindly wrote:

wesoda25 wrote: no amount of uranium hijinks will produce enough rads to produce power.

Use a uranium airlock.

If by that you mean a uranium door, I did and it doesn’t even emit radiation (if it does, its far too slow of a rate to even register on geiger counters. If you don’t mean a door; what the fuck are you on cuz airlocks don’t exist.

not a door
an airlock frame that's been finished with uranium instead of metal or glass

Welp guess its time for part 2

>He doesn't know how to make mineral airlocks

OOF

because you can't powergame with mineral airlocks

If I remember correctly the changes to the radiation system awhile back broke uranium stuff giving off rads and it was never fixed. even before that rad collectors didnt work with uranium because of shitty snowflake code.

bunch of shots i've been meaning to upload:
disco-ball tesla


the admins reveal their true nature:



boomer captain:


HE'S IN:


some weird abomination admemes spawned:


did the grug meme as captain inspired by crag's hutpost from a while ago:


boomer station (unfortunately not *SIP*pable)


average tesla definitely not anally raping our state-of-the-art servers:

holy shit

are you for fucking real

Anonmare wrote:Credit to Josie Summy for helping me fulfill my dream of making a Trauma Team HQ, even if we never got to save anyone
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That's actually a really cool setup

Managed to find and, using an experiment cloner, revive Hilbert Deltarune of hotel fame.

considering it was a round rampant with shitsec I'm not even upset over how I went out

Everyone is Ayy Lmao station.

It's the real [dumb fucking name], guys! Also I did a Tech Priest meme with Snake Plissken

I laughed at that, nice one!

How vile.

mythical rare toolbox spotted on late-night bagil



i dont even know what the fuck was going on here but im disgusted anyway


holoparasite renamed

Those pipes make me moist

the chance of that toolbox appearing is around 1/1000

Oh neat, pipeworks! I suspect the idea is that they're pulling two gasses out of the source (O2 and N2, probably) and pushing the rest to waste. In this case, source and filter output link together, and so it's being used to keep only the filtered items and dump the rest. It was likely put in place to remove all contaminates from the distro after a plasma or CO2 flood, and it looks like they used two identical setups to double the filtering speed. Most people usually just volume-pump distro directly to waste until empty, and then refill with the normal mix, but to each their own.

Pipe shenanigans is always super fun, and I gotta say I enjoy the new layer manifold sprite.

When the captain's party gets slightly out of control.