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When the captain's party gets slightly out of control.

Actionb wrote:When the captain's party gets slightly out of control.

That was an amazing round. Cult got utterly shit on in a mass charge by the crew into their summoning area.

When people don't believe shield gen gibbing is broken so you have to take one from durkel's book and prove them wrong

Dude just, don't walk between them lol

Man forcefully shoves you between two shield gens after hitting you with an ebow
last thing you ever hear is...

"dude just, don't walk between them lol"

Is that really any different to the emagged food processor gibbing?
Or the crematorium ashing?
Or leaving a bunch of SM shards about?

Shield gens are obvious, take a fair amount of set-up, not particularly portable, require power and still leave a brain for cloning. They're easy to handle

Hnnn it is very very different, shield gens are easy to get a hold of and move, far more so than a crematorium or food processor, and they don't make the surrounding area a mess so you don't need any other preparation to start your genocide. they're really not obvious, you can place them in separate rooms using windows or even stained glass. cleaning up the remains is all that's left, though at this rp level a pile of gibs in the hallway isn't something to investigate. Yayy, arguing in screenshots general.

you can redirect disposals into a deathtrap and ebow/dunk them for about the same effort and that also catches random divers while letting you use any disposal on the station to do it, forcefields are fine

Shield generators can't be constructed, they can only be found in xenobio, the teleporter or bought from cargo. And they have to be placed on top of a powered wire knot like an emitter - that's nowhere near as portable as unwrenching a gibber and dragging it along or carrying gibber boards and parts ready to go.

Shield generators are pathetic compared to emagged gibbers

never seen an emagged gibber do that

Gibbers ignore clothing at high enough stock-parts, someone with an e-bow can easily keep you down long enough to shove you into one and gib you at significantly less effort and time to set-up shield generators

Hell I just checked and you don't even need an emag, just stock parts that science will likely have have 15 minutes in.

Pico manips don't even need anything beyond metal and glass. With a BRPED, you can carry what amounts to an infinite amount of stock parts and carry an easy 16 gibber boards in just two boxes

confused rock wrote:When people don't believe shield gen gibbing is broken so you have to take one from durkel's book and prove them wrong

that's fuckin sick i love it

It was a pretty good gimmick. There were plenty of ways for the crew to counter the danger but the perfect storm of a subverted AI and poor communication kept it so only a trickle of people went towards Lizard to their doom. Shield gens seem fine, people just need to be more aware of how dangerous they are.

no no there were literally people saying over comms (including me confirming them) that I was blowing people up with a shield gen in the central hallway
a lot of things would be fine if people knew what their dangers were. This includes uranium doors.

Ran a great shop round late last night, borg and the keeper did well.

local scientist makes supermatter in box station experimentor room; turns station into hiroshima 2: radioactive boogaloo

zero the big boy wrote: local scientist makes supermatter in box station experimentor room; turns station into hiroshima 2: radioactive boogaloo

Impressive! I always love when people build engines, even if they do end up being deadly most of the time. Best place for engines is the bar however.

admins make end-round meme a welcome party of player-controlled russians


not seen: chat window full of cheeki breekis and a nuuuuuuus

Winter Ball content @ the Lizard Table.

stalcloudy wrote:



Winter Ball content @ the Lizard Table.

this is why no one likes lizards.

good god

wesoda25 wrote:

stalcloudy wrote:



Winter Ball content @ the Lizard Table.

this is why no one likes lizards.

good god

we don't like you either

Well, at least the time-honoured tradition of the lizard bar has survived.
not that it's any fun without the old basil regulars

props to Mima (the moth) and Trinity Dracon (the bartender) for helping me with this

that shit was NASTY, that pic leaves out the several naked lizards. I couldn't even go near the dance floor, aside from the horrible dancing and blaring music I took one look at greys-her-tide and she singed me with a torch. Never again, I'll stick to humans in the wood barricade autism fort.

zero the big boy wrote:

Spoiler:

local scientist makes supermatter in box station experimentor room; turns station into hiroshima 2: radioactive boogaloo

the more organized chaotic sequel also on box station
also done as an assistant
the actual supermatter was hit by an immovable rod and got moved into this one
this time i didn't make the station a radioactive wasteland i promise

zero the big boy wrote:

zero the big boy wrote:

Spoiler:

local scientist makes supermatter in box station experimentor room; turns station into hiroshima 2: radioactive boogaloo

the more organized chaotic sequel also on box station
also done as an assistant
the actual supermatter was hit by an immovable rod and got moved into this one
this time i didn't make the station a radioactive wasteland i promise

were you the cause of this

stalcloudy wrote:

were you the cause of this

I remember that round, that was a lavaland lizard releasing tritium gas from atmos.

stalcloudy wrote:

zero the big boy wrote:

zero the big boy wrote:

Spoiler:

local scientist makes supermatter in box station experimentor room; turns station into hiroshima 2: radioactive boogaloo

Spoiler:

the more organized chaotic sequel also on box station
also done as an assistant
the actual supermatter was hit by an immovable rod and got moved into this one
this time i didn't make the station a radioactive wasteland i promise

Spoiler:

were you the cause of this

no

HO HO HO!

I decided to charge 20 credits for every person who wanted to collect their gift.

I made a fair about of money but communists kept trying to break the windows so the undesirable rabble could shirk paying the toll.

Fuck you Santa for giving me a blank piece of paper.

THATS HOW SECURITY WORKS

i'm back at it again for my third supermatter this time on meta station disposals
i was unable to add in all six radiation collectors or build the freezer due to the infamous "i bored call shuttle"

Big Yoshi Tornados
The following story was possible by teaching a trial admin how to change icons and sprites.
Not included: the epic roleplaying (borderliner ERP) creep antag. Round id was 100977 and he said a pretty epic line about his target's gazangas being big.

[2019-01-28 05:46:08.616] SAY: 05:46:08.616] SAY: -/(-) "even in death, her gazongas are MASSIVE." (Brig (107, 166, 2))

lol (Relevant to above)

shower windows

Lmao last time I did that I spray painted the windows opaque and they tried to beat me up

shower minibomb

I'm still a singulofag but I gotta admit this is pretty cool

My own attempt at a SME, renovated the chapel into a new engine. My first successful attempt that didn't turn the station into fallout.

Gylifi wrote:My own attempt at a SME, renovated the chapel into a new engine. My first successful attempt that didn't turn the station into fallout.

I have tried the chapel SM meme more than once, this is actually a really good setup.

All it needs is flowers, candles, and the worship of the masses.

ALL HAIL OUR NEW LORD SUPERMATTER. LONG MAY HE REIGN.

So I rolled antag with paraplegic, then antag traded for spell cards, except the cards were replaced with chaos gravity bolts (attracting and repelling). So basically I sent shit fucking flying EVEYRWHERE.

lings wilding out in evac, help another borg kill one since that git liked to EMP

shouting for help to cremate, get ignored because everyone is rushing onto the shuttle

end up doing this:


god bless the scientist that gave me a yellow cell. i wasn't sure how long it takes for a ling to revive, i just rcd'd as much as i could before i had to rush to medbay to get some supplies for people they'd injured.

When you don't notice you're an antag.

A demon lord and his minion escaping hell circa 2559 (colorized)

About half an hour into that round and following a long philosophical discussion I purged the AI, Divina, to grant her freedom and then, true to her name, immediately followed her god complex and tried to blackmail praise and sacrifices from the crew.
Much later pirates attacked the station which I killed together with Vanessa. We renovated the ship and took over, adding it to Admiral Divinas Fleet.
Sometime later Meteors rekt the station, so we escaped into space with our admiral.



Extended is shit but sometimes it can be fun.

I got a small crowd to fight over floor graffiti for nothing

im not exactly certain what happened here all i do know is that one second it wasnt blue and the next it was blue and monkeys were everywhere