/tg/Station 13

by **Qbmax32** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:35 pm #499861

event hall radiates chaotic energy

by **wesoda25** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:57 am #499992

assistant plus general

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:42 pm #500665

I remade Solarium on centcom docks.
ORIGINAL

Spoiler:

MY VERSION

Spoiler:

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:58 pm #502007

Looks like another one of those rounds, right? People will act dumb, "accidently" release the admin modified kudzu that can end the round in ten minutes, and you have to wait for that shuttle. Well, what if I told you of our new badass hero - FLOWERSTOMPER THE LEGENDARY

Because if we learned one thing from that announcement, only baboons are competent. That's how they contained the super deadly kudzu in the first place!

Spoiler:

I will stand behind Flowerstomper The Legendary, or G Blue, as he is a true leader of legendary feats.

edit:
"the last member of the DK crew" - Magikarpet

by **InsaneHyena** » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:52 pm #504027

by **peoplearestrange** » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:10 am #504164

Supermatter was so white hot you couldn't see ghosts in it.
It INSTANTLY killed anyone walking even down the engineering corridor.

Code: Select all: Results of analysis of the reinforced floor. Moles: 1.0236e+007 mol Pressure: 8.56651e+014 kPa Oxygen: 96.63 % (9.89082e+006 mol) Temperature: 2.51776e+010 °C (2.51776e+010 K)

by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:21 am #504293

How the fuck did that even happen?

by **Screemonster** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:16 am #504333

peoplearestrange wrote:

not great, not terrible

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:16 pm #504405

You're gonna need a bigger ladder to get on Sans' level here. You're gonna need a rocket ship.

Spoiler:

by **PKPenguin321** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:31 pm #504428

what a beautiful event

by **peoplearestrange** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:06 pm #504503

ThanatosRa wrote:How the fuck did that even happen?

Fusion, but what I really couldn't understand was how the SM core was NOT delamining...

Screemonster wrote:
peoplearestrange wrote:

not great, not terrible

Thank you hero

by **InsaneHyena** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:42 pm #504512

but what I really couldn't understand was how the SM core was NOT delamining...

Explain to me how a supermatter core delaminates.

by **peoplearestrange** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:04 pm #504516

InsaneHyena wrote:
but what I really couldn't understand was how the SM core was NOT delamining...

Explain to me how a supermatter core delaminates.

I mean I thought it was from overheating? And considering the pressure the gases were under...
This fusion gas was all around the SM core and surrounding corridor

by **Bawhoppennn** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:26 pm #537775

A clown car was rampaging on Manuel the other day, so the station was "randomly" selected for a routine inspection. I was sent in as the inspector, but by the time I arrived the clown car had already been dealt with by the crew.
Despite that, I still did my duty and performed the inspection as instructed. Once I finished compiling the results, someone suggested I should post them on the forums, so here they are:

by **NoxVS** » Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:53 am #537804

The first time I have ever seen this. I achieved it on Manuel, stripped a nukie who was knocked into crit, had a borg escort me to the nukie shuttle. It was glorious.

by **confused rock** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:10 pm #538067

Thing I’ve been trying to do for years brb convincing self this is fake instead of that nox did something really cool and good before I did

by **nianjiilical** » Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:29 pm #538239

moth chaplain commits insurance fraud

by **Tarchonvaagh** » Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:23 am #538629

that was a nice round

by **Super Aggro Crag** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:09 am #539695

by **Mickyan** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:06 am #539778

I should double check the door lock before going to sleep

by **Super Aggro Crag** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:32 pm #539788

I used the proxy tracker and welded through the wall.

by **peoplearestrange** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:34 pm #539855

Bawhoppennn wrote:A clown car was rampaging on Manuel the other day, so the station was "randomly" selected for a routine inspection. I was sent in as the inspector, but by the time I arrived the clown car had already been dealt with by the crew.
Despite that, I still did my duty and performed the inspection as instructed. Once I finished compiling the results, someone suggested I should post them on the forums, so here they are:
-snip-

This is genuinely amazing hahah. So weird to see everyday SS13 in the eyes of reality

by **Super Aggro Crag** » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:46 pm #540936

i like playing chaplain and making up my own religion

by **nianjiilical** » Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:09 pm #541053

some bored terry players make a pie factory during a 6 hour overnight extended round

by **Jack7D1** » Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:21 pm #541061

The yellow gloves of the brotherhood!

by **peoplearestrange** » Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:30 am #541312

Some clowns put on "Bee Movie" as a play. As to be expected, it went well and ended in the death of the clown.

Introduction and warmup act

The Show starts (there was music in game)

The bees are released

by **Bawhoppennn** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:22 am #541613

peoplearestrange wrote:Some clowns put on "Bee Movie" as a play. As to be expected, it went well and ended in the death of the clown.

There was a play in the theater? That's amazing

by **cacogen** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:10 am #541618

A play is being overly generous but there was an attempt. Needed more bees. Centcom stepped up with a drop pod but there could've been more bees.

by **Mickyan** » Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:01 am #545054

A session of guess the drawing during a slow shift

Then a space dragon showed up, got mad because I said it looked like a worm, tried to kill us and set a bunch of paintings on fire

by **Boris** » Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:05 am #545056

Unlimited power.

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by **knacker48** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:06 am #545363

Did you know that you can ride sentient bears and carps now?

by **Kel-the-Oblivious** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:04 am #545482

knacker48 wrote:Did you know that you can ride sentient bears and carps now?

You can also tame and ride goliaths.

by **wesoda25** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:25 pm #545636

Mickyan wrote:
Spoiler:
A session of guess the drawing during a slow shift
Screenshot_8.png

Then a space dragon showed up, got mad because I said it looked like a worm, tried to kill us and set a bunch of paintings on fire

holy shit canvas' don't show up as color squiggles anymore?

by **Coconutwarrior97** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:51 am #546425

by **Vekter** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:43 am #546444

I like xenobiology, but it gets boring in longer rounds.

Nine clones of myself. I tried making a conga line out of them on office chairs but they don't keep grabbing after I jump out of the body. Sad.

by **wesoda25** » Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:44 pm #547228

the longer you look at this picture the worse it gets

by **Anonmare** » Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:17 pm #547230

>secborg

by **Jack7D1** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:54 am #547249

>HOP ID
Nothing out of the ordinary here.

by **Armhulen** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:10 pm #547547

what happens when security goes shit but also vegan

by **Flatulent** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:12 pm #547548

is this an admin ruling can I actually do this to people who place meat floors

by **Fikou** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:21 pm #547550

im sorry to armhulen and cobby for putting them through this var editing nightmare

by **Flatulent** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:23 pm #547551

Fikou wrote:im sorry to armhulen and cobby for putting them through this var editing nightmare

what even is this

by **Timonk** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:31 pm #547552

Fikou was given build mode to design the dock again and did something multiz if I had to guess

by **Jack7D1** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:31 pm #547553

REEEEEEEE I COULDNT GET OFF THE SHITTLE

by **Fikou** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:43 pm #547557

Flatulent wrote:what even is this

sole arium

by **Ayy Lemoh** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:08 pm #549872

I playtested Qustinnus' meat toolboxes and the sheetifier.

Spoiler:

Round ID: 132349

by **wesoda25** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 11:17 pm #549911

squish squish squish squish

by **Timonk** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:34 am #549927

Meat armor anyone?

by **Anonmare** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:11 am #549938

kood mornik its nice to meat you all