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im not exactly certain what happened here all i do know is that one second it wasnt blue and the next it was blue and monkeys were everywhere

exactly certain what happened there

event hall radiates chaotic energy

assistant plus general

I remade Solarium on centcom docks.
ORIGINAL MY VERSION

Looks like another one of those rounds, right? People will act dumb, "accidently" release the admin modified kudzu that can end the round in ten minutes, and you have to wait for that shuttle. Well, what if I told you of our new badass hero - FLOWERSTOMPER THE LEGENDARY

Because if we learned one thing from that announcement, only baboons are competent. That's how they contained the super deadly kudzu in the first place! I will stand behind Flowerstomper The Legendary, or G Blue, as he is a true leader of legendary feats.

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"the last member of the DK crew" - Magikarpet

Supermatter was so white hot you couldn't see ghosts in it.
It INSTANTLY killed anyone walking even down the engineering corridor.

How the fuck did that even happen?

peoplearestrange wrote:

not great, not terrible

You're gonna need a bigger ladder to get on Sans' level here. You're gonna need a rocket ship.

what a beautiful event

ThanatosRa wrote:How the fuck did that even happen?

Fusion, but what I really couldn't understand was how the SM core was NOT delamining...

Screemonster wrote:

peoplearestrange wrote:

not great, not terrible

Thank you hero

but what I really couldn't understand was how the SM core was NOT delamining...

Explain to me how a supermatter core delaminates.

InsaneHyena wrote:

but what I really couldn't understand was how the SM core was NOT delamining...

Explain to me how a supermatter core delaminates.

I mean I thought it was from overheating? And considering the pressure the gases were under...
This fusion gas was all around the SM core and surrounding corridor

A clown car was rampaging on Manuel the other day, so the station was "randomly" selected for a routine inspection. I was sent in as the inspector, but by the time I arrived the clown car had already been dealt with by the crew.
Despite that, I still did my duty and performed the inspection as instructed. Once I finished compiling the results, someone suggested I should post them on the forums, so here they are:

The first time I have ever seen this. I achieved it on Manuel, stripped a nukie who was knocked into crit, had a borg escort me to the nukie shuttle. It was glorious.

Thing I’ve been trying to do for years brb convincing self this is fake instead of that nox did something really cool and good before I did

moth chaplain commits insurance fraud

that was a nice round

I should double check the door lock before going to sleep

I used the proxy tracker and welded through the wall.

Bawhoppennn wrote:A clown car was rampaging on Manuel the other day, so the station was "randomly" selected for a routine inspection. I was sent in as the inspector, but by the time I arrived the clown car had already been dealt with by the crew.
Despite that, I still did my duty and performed the inspection as instructed. Once I finished compiling the results, someone suggested I should post them on the forums, so here they are:
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This is genuinely amazing hahah. So weird to see everyday SS13 in the eyes of reality

i like playing chaplain and making up my own religion

some bored terry players make a pie factory during a 6 hour overnight extended round

The yellow gloves of the brotherhood!

Some clowns put on "Bee Movie" as a play. As to be expected, it went well and ended in the death of the clown.

Introduction and warmup act


The Show starts (there was music in game)




The bees are released

peoplearestrange wrote:Some clowns put on "Bee Movie" as a play. As to be expected, it went well and ended in the death of the clown.

There was a play in the theater? That's amazing

A play is being overly generous but there was an attempt. Needed more bees. Centcom stepped up with a drop pod but there could've been more bees.

A session of guess the drawing during a slow shift Then a space dragon showed up, got mad because I said it looked like a worm, tried to kill us and set a bunch of paintings on fire

Unlimited power.

Did you know that you can ride sentient bears and carps now?

knacker48 wrote:Did you know that you can ride sentient bears and carps now?

You can also tame and ride goliaths.

Mickyan wrote:

Spoiler:

A session of guess the drawing during a slow shift

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Then a space dragon showed up, got mad because I said it looked like a worm, tried to kill us and set a bunch of paintings on fire

holy shit canvas' don't show up as color squiggles anymore?

I like xenobiology, but it gets boring in longer rounds.





Nine clones of myself. I tried making a conga line out of them on office chairs but they don't keep grabbing after I jump out of the body. Sad.

the longer you look at this picture the worse it gets

>secborg

>HOP ID
Nothing out of the ordinary here.

what happens when security goes shit but also vegan

is this an admin ruling can I actually do this to people who place meat floors

im sorry to armhulen and cobby for putting them through this var editing nightmare

Fikou wrote:im sorry to armhulen and cobby for putting them through this var editing nightmare

what even is this

Fikou was given build mode to design the dock again and did something multiz if I had to guess

REEEEEEEE I COULDNT GET OFF THE SHITTLE

Flatulent wrote: what even is this

sole arium

I playtested Qustinnus' meat toolboxes and the sheetifier. Round ID: 132349

squish squish squish squish

Meat armor anyone?