/tg/Station 13

Actually, I stood there for a good twenty minute clicking on the walls and letting people walk into my deathtrap. Probably 5 of the total forty bodies there are people tying to get to the shuttle. Some of them hoped in vain that they could reach me before the radiation took them, other oblivious to what was occurring. In the end, it mattered little what they hoped to accomplish, they were reduced to nothing more then collapsing piles of flesh beneath my onslaught.


My favorite part of all this was when someone finally came in a radiation suit to try and stop me, and a security borg came and killed him in a mistake of identity.

Why is the Chief Engineer dead? His suit has 90 rad protection. Are Uranium walls so powerful that not even 90 rad protection is enough?

I made a space bar, unfortunately construction was stopped when Jane hulked in and killed me, not pictured is the solars outside,it at least led to me
and WJohnson discovering many bugs with the area construction.

A chemist tries to throw a poly acid nade and the door closes as he does, killing the captain, HoS, and an officer(?) that just about escaped due to augmentations.

Bluespace wrote:-img snip-
A chemist tries to throw a poly acid nade and the door closes as he does, killing the captain, HoS, and an officer(?) that just about escaped due to augmentations.

Could you imagine that? being in a small room flooding with gas as the people around you start to melt and their flesh drips into a pile on the floor...
This situation explains why I changed acid.

That must have been one hell of an acid trip.

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

Such trustworthy.
So non-shady.
Wow.

WeeYakk wrote:Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

Now we just need pissing mechanics added.

Botany wizard hard at work.

Basil just had Sometinyprick and myself run a Shuttle build event, which I am going to name it "The tale of Bigger Moby dick"
tl;dr Mega carp called moby dick is killed, Bigger Moby Dick, it's mum, shows up and she's pissed, smashes the shuttle build a bit, attacks people, etc.
eventually befriends crew and it's all fun and games.

http://imgur.com/a/jiCj7
(it's an album of pics)

Remie Richards wrote:Basil just had Sometinyprick and myself run a Shuttle build event, which I am going to name it "The tale of Bigger Moby dick"
tl;dr Mega carp called moby dick is killed, Bigger Moby Dick, it's mum, shows up and she's pissed, smashes the shuttle build a bit, attacks people, etc.
eventually befriends crew and it's all fun and games.

http://imgur.com/a/jiCj7
(it's an album of pics)

Nice! Looks like fun. Cent Comm is slowly getting a named crew now. Though does anyone actually know what Dave looks like?

peoplearestrange wrote:

Remie Richards wrote:Basil just had Sometinyprick and myself run a Shuttle build event, which I am going to name it "The tale of Bigger Moby dick"
tl;dr Mega carp called moby dick is killed, Bigger Moby Dick, it's mum, shows up and she's pissed, smashes the shuttle build a bit, attacks people, etc.
eventually befriends crew and it's all fun and games.

http://imgur.com/a/jiCj7
(it's an album of pics)

Nice! Looks like fun. Cent Comm is slowly getting a named crew now. Though does anyone actually know what Dave looks like?

Oh sure, he runs around lots of times. In a welding mask, blue jumpsuit, fire axe slung over his back.

In my only run in with dave he was most definitely syndicate. He blew up the station by subverting ian into an evil cyborg, shot two massive meteors, and sent pizza ops to forcefeed pizza to the crew. Not sure he is centcomm.

Time for some spessmen-



FUCK

Where'd that ladder lead?

To escape.

MemoriesPast wrote:To escape.

It lead to a 1x1 hole in escape that was surrounded by walls and basically inescapable if you didn't have tools.

Yeah, because the previous ladder there was swallowed by Singuloth (and I barely made it out.)
Therefore it was walled off.
We weren't told it got replaced.

CHESS

Bay did it first, and ages ago.

(Lynch he?)

I went on to be the best mime apprentice ever and announced "I'm gay" on all the head announcement consoles except for the RD's cause he was cool and let me dress him up and have his armor.

10/10 miming from space-mime as per usual

TheWiznard wrote:

Spoiler:

happened yesterday when some traitor blew up tcomms then did this to himself

fuuuuuuck that was me

Toughest. Job. Ever.

The shuttle got eaten.

But that didn't stop the little miner that could.

Cecily wrote:

Never forget Mekhi Anderson's pretty functional engine. It was good up until it was sabotaged (Probably by the whiny piece of shit AI)

Yea, that round was cool, Mekhi taught me to make a super matter. I was the other engineer on the right.

Botany life. All crops all day brought to you by yours truly.

Wow, I just...

>Tomatoes bigger than the vending machine

It brings a tear to my eye to know just how robust Ebow is, you glorious bastard.

I gave someone a clownbomb. I thought it might've been a bad idea for a while but it's been paying off in laughs quite quickly.

I got redtext because I managed to hitch a ride on the outside of an escape pod.

You didn't go around and broke the window to get in?

Or would it have resulted in a dunkening?

He is right though, the new chairs look like utter shit. I get why it was done but it still looks awful.

This happened to me once, too, on the engineering pod. You can't move and won't get thrown off and when it docks at centcomm you're left stranded in that weird pseudo-z-level. Still felt like a space cowboy clinging to the pod as though it were a bucking bull, though.

http://imgur.com/a/Jw5W0
(That's an album)

Myself, Sticky, Fayrik and TheLongBowMan run an event on badger.

Deathsquad turn up to recruit what was around 10-15 people.
Gave them all gear, and we took on the entire asteroid and some spawned in syndi mobs.
Real fun shit.

HAD A NIGGA IN THE CUT WHERE DA WOOD AT

i had no idea there was deathsquad going on i was too busy bballing and shooting jane with syringes

Remie Richards wrote:http://imgur.com/a/Jw5W0
(That's an album)

Myself, Sticky, Fayrik and TheLongBowMan run an event on badger.

Deathsquad turn up to recruit what was around 10-15 people.
Gave them all gear, and we took on the entire asteroid and some spawned in syndi mobs.
Real fun shit.

This was really good. The atmosphere on the base was impressive. The event reminded me of Stalingrad 10/10

Redesigning Cafe as Mime. It was actually pretty fun.

"Look Ma, no hands!"
(Cue scared woman's face)

The moment the server CPU hit 132...

Violaceus wrote:What the hell is this?

It looks like multi-tool/electropack assemblies clusterbang grenade...

Thank the new E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR for that one...
They were literally flying round in circles hitting people like some kind of toy snake thing...

Russel had fun with a gizmo that spawns mobs



Singulo at escape

peoplearestrange wrote:

Violaceus wrote:What the hell is this?

It looks like multi-tool/electropack assemblies clusterbang grenade...

Thank the new E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR for that one...
They were literally flying round in circles hitting people like some kind of toy snake thing...

I was the cook in that pic, and my client almost crashed twice.

The screenshot doesn't allow you to see, the extremely fast line composed of tons of items flying, hitting you if you were unlucky. Thankfully, getting hit wouldn't hurt, so at least I wasn't robusted to death.

Admin did some var editing.



Badmin detected.

Somehow I managed to fly through that broken area as a blind drugged up chemist.

This...is...Pete.

capi duffman wrote:

peoplearestrange wrote:

Violaceus wrote:What the hell is this?

It looks like multi-tool/electropack assemblies clusterbang grenade...

Thank the new E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR for that one...
They were literally flying round in circles hitting people like some kind of toy snake thing...

I was the cook in that pic, and my client almost crashed twice.

The screenshot doesn't allow you to see, the extremely fast line composed of tons of items flying, hitting you if you were unlucky. Thankfully, getting hit wouldn't hurt, so at least I wasn't robusted to death.

The console as an observer was just a constant spam of " X has been hit by the regular toy" over and over...
Luckily Sticky to the rescue and deleted all instances of the object.