Screenshots General

peoplearestrange · Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:51 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

capi duffman wrote:
peoplearestrange wrote:
Violaceus wrote:What the hell is this?

It looks like multi-tool/electropack assemblies clusterbang grenade...
Thank the new E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR for that one...
They were literally flying round in circles hitting people like some kind of toy snake thing...
I was the cook in that pic, and my client almost crashed twice.

The screenshot doesn't allow you to see, the extremely fast line composed of tons of items flying, hitting you if you were unlucky. Thankfully, getting hit wouldn't hurt, so at least I wasn't robusted to death.

The console as an observer was just a constant spam of " X has been hit by the regular toy" over and over...
Luckily Sticky to the rescue and deleted all instances of the object.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:05 am #65436

Non-event based chess using mech toys, reinforced floors, the bar space, and two hand labellers.

Eventually the AI went rogue so Ty ran off and I passed someone else my toolbelt and then we kept playing.

For the total order of people playing the same game throughout the round:

White v Black
Ty v Alice
Ty v Benji
Ty v Alice
Coravin v Alice
Black surrenders

Skyglazer · Post by **Skyglazer** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:36 am #65794

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:33 am #65863

Of course the lizard survives.

Perfect.

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:34 pm #65904

thats yet another way in which lizards are similar to cockroaches :^]

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:27 pm #65935

Gotta say, they're easily the most successful species in spess.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:44 pm #65942

Skyglazer wrote:lizard survives dot img

You motherfucking survived? I was the badmin who promoted you to official.
Well, you're even more deserving of that promotion now.

Post by **Vekter** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:43 pm #66344

The escape shuttle got lost, so some fratboys had to pick up the station. Ended up having one hell of a party.

This is what escape should look like if Mining did their job properly.

peoplearestrange · Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:07 pm

Some really inventive atomsia guy kills a malph AI

Spoiler:

What happens why you preform cruel and weird experiments.

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Even butterflies have to do their time.

Spoiler:

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:52 pm #66423

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:05 pm #66705

Captain Announces

This is your new captain speaking, Urist. In my new reign as captain I HAVE GOTTEN US GIRLS! HURRAH. GIRLS AT THE OH GOD DAMNIT THERES CORPSES EVERYWRHJERE IN BRIDGE AHAHAHHA NOOIO

Not-Dorsidarf · Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:58 pm

And people complain about our coders.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:24 pm #67005

Remie Richards · Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:42 pm

Smells like HG or myself (I got it from HG)

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:50 pm #67013

PARTY HARD

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:24 pm #67020

That tilt/rotation should be an effect of being really drunk/high.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:44 pm #67034

Cipher3 wrote:That tilt/rotation should be an effect of being really drunk/high.

Also, a single rotation from slipping on banana peels.

And spinning like that if you're slipped in zee-gee.

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:30 am #67150

what in fuck

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:37 am #67153

WHAT IN FUCK

Skyglazer · Post by **Skyglazer** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:46 am #67155

Duncdar · Post by **Duncdar** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:54 am #67157

>Alice Jackson
disgusting.

Skyglazer · Post by **Skyglazer** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:06 am #67166

MemoriesPast wrote:>Alice Jackson
disgusting.

It's a play on my first character who was named Jack Alice. I think there's another Alice Jackson that used to run around, though. S-sorry for being hideous.

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:08 am #67167

yeah there's an infamously bad one actually

peoplearestrange · Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:13 am

Spoiler:

Hop station 13

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:24 am #67177

they took human resources a bit too literally

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:30 am #67180

I can't tell if 30 HoP slots is the worst idea or the best idea ever conceived.

Skyglazer · Post by **Skyglazer** » Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:55 am #67196

I had a lot of bullshit sitting on my puush. This thread has made me laugh many a time, and I hope you guys got a laugh from the shit I posted too.

Fayrik · Post by **Fayrik** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:35 am #67548

So, I spaced myself as a Xeno. It was a quiet round and there wasn't much else to do so... Warning, it's a biggun:

Spoiler:

Turns out it's not just engineers that can make autism forts!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:41 am #67549

0/10, not covering that bit to the left.

420weedscopes · Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:39 pm

peoplearestrange · Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:08 am

Looks like things,

are getting out of hand.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:33 am #68420

i should have made that pun but i didnt
oh well

peoplearestrange · Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:57 pm

(Repost)
Carpet bomb!

Spoiler:

Incoming · Post by **Incoming** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:10 pm #74802

Major style points for this one

Fayrik · Post by **Fayrik** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:46 pm #76408

You don't venture into the wasteland.

Spoiler:

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:08 pm #76409

the plasma fire was a good idea

look at that shit

DanielRatherman · Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:09 pm

Just managed to finish my bar remodel when of course it's time to up and go. I also didn't have time to finish my ez as fuck traitor objective for added shame. Next time will have it facing towards the bridge so it doesn't block traffic.

peoplearestrange · Sun Mar 22, 2015 4:23 pm

Cap Ops vs Cap Station

WJohnston · Post by **WJohnston** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:36 pm #77140

The wolf among sheep.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:07 pm #77142

Where's the human in the allium suit?

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:21 pm #77143

Three xenos walk into a bar...

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:27 pm #77147

The sec officer just wonders when to laser.

Remie Richards · Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:22 am

DemonFiren wrote:Where's the human in the allium suit?

Top middle has a tiny 1-2 pixel chunk out of the leg, that's a real xeno, the rest are fake xenos.
Which also seems to be implied by WJ's comment of "Wolf among sheep", it's 1 xeno, 3 fakes, an inverse on the classic.

Also in Scones' picture it's the Xeno on the far right, it's legs are bowed where as the 2 fakes have straight legs.

Yes that's seriously how similar the costume and the standing xeno sprite are, tiny differences of a few pixels.

WJohnston · Post by **WJohnston** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:06 am #77245

Yeah it worked out surprisingly well, I also made it so I could pick up items so I could act more like a human by holding medkits and whatever. We all kept silent the whole time and generally didn't touch anything so it was difficult to tell us apart. The mime realized I was real, though he wasn't able to let anyone know.

Remie Richards · Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:18 am

Never actually said, and it might come off as the opposite in my previous post, but I REALLY dig how similar the sprites are there, it makes it a really valid tactic, since it's the subtle details that tell the two apart.

Post by **Atlanta-Ned** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:56 pm #77358

RealXenos™ also don't show up with an icon on SecHUDs

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:59 pm #77412

And there is absolutely no difference between the two for deaf squids.

tedward1337 · Post by **tedward1337** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:41 am #77814

Ive done it

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:32 am #78184

The Different shuttles of NikNak

The Syndicate Viper seen here after the crew killed the lone one man nuke op and secured the shuttle.

Spoiler:

The Eyesore cruise aka, the flying penis.

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Ice cream shuttle in escape!

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Un-finished Nanotrasen bulk supply shuttle

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And finally, the Syndicate Spikewing Flagship, before being put into the syndicate line, populated by syndicate soilders, and docked at centcom after a great battle

Spoiler:

Post by **lumipharon** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:23 am #78188

You should move the bridge into the middle/elsewhere and stick airlocks at the front for DYNAMIC ENTRY - ie: Ramming into the station and shitting out ops everywhere.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:06 am #78194

you're not really supposed to crash a flagship into a space station