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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PlaugeWalker » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:33 pm #202502

TheColdTurtle wrote:When people kill instead of convert in a conversion round

Got me there this is one thing that pisses me off, i mean shit get any straglers that weren't converted yet and convert them to your side.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:36 pm #202505

Botanists stealing the chem dispenser. I can and will shoot you with my most hellish deahtmix if I catch you pulling that shit and display your body on my table as a trophy.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PlaugeWalker » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:40 pm #202507

Reece wrote:Botanists stealing the chem dispenser. I can and will shoot you with my most hellish deahtmix if I catch you pulling that shit and display your body on my table as a trophy.

Done it before to you mate. :honk: :honkman:
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:59 pm #202515

I know. I was going to Ackbar botany but then you gave it back. Wasted a perfectly good chance to throw your life away.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby A3STH3T1CS » Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:09 am #202574

I'm actually getting to that point where I want to steal them since I rarely find any chemists in the fucking chemistry room.
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Postby A3STH3T1CS » Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:26 am #202583

also "ahelps go t-to adminbus g-guys! i s-swear!"
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby D&B » Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:23 am #202649

-When miners don't take a GPS

-When miners don't deliver materials to RnD

-When people expect miners to deliver a shipment of materials roundstart when they just got to the mining station

-When miners deliver and RnD is never done because everyone is too busy sticking their dicks in a plasma canister or in a slime

-When you warn fellow miners that a monster of class Keter that can potentially rape you with just a glance is nearby and to not go near it, only for them to never check their GPS and run into it, dragging it closer to the station so now you have to play splinter cell to survive ash storms and be able to do your deliveries without getting gibbed
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:24 am #202696

Last point sounds fucking hilarious.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PlaugeWalker » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:32 am #202698

DemonFiren wrote:Last point sounds fucking hilarious.


Honestly, I'll agree with rep there. His points are spot on when I play shaft miner, i've had the lase one happen because a newfag decided to randomly robust a bubblegum instantly aggro'ing me near by had to fucking abandoned the idiot to his fate and kite the fucker further away from the outpost had to navigate blindly using the gps. Killed four tendrils got some good loot, made my way back idiot miner vaporized, and no chance of the station getting fucked, miners need to learn to take gps's so that way 1.)We can medivac you if some of us bought the the fulton kit, and 2.) helps us recover your gear so that way your not fucked.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Varnesy » Mon Aug 15, 2016 1:04 am #203412

When fools playing sec leave their lockers unlocked and get pissed when some poundsand assistant has stunbatons and flashbangs.
When two players become a pair and one just drags around the other not doing their jobs and jawing all shift.
When MOTHERFUCKERS presume the AI is rogue because it's tied up with 99 other problems at the moment and doesn't have time to open the door to medbay.
People breaking into EVA and Teleporter without asking, I mean come on people. 70% of the time heads don't care if you're going to space.
Clowns and other nonantags that act above the law.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Aug 15, 2016 1:30 am #203417

when somebody has their intent set to not-help and keeps bumping into you in a 1 tile wide corridor. then you say "intent" or something and instead of fixing their intent they skip escalation and start relentlessly punching you to death.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby tetracobalt » Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:00 am #203427

Gulagging for crimes less than 5 minutes. I always just break the top window, stick the oxygen canister in the doorway, and throw myself in to lava with all the mining equipment.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reyn » Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:36 am #203431

TheColdTurtle wrote:When people kill instead of convert in a conversion round


... This shit fills me with the hate of a thousand suns
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Screemonster » Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:27 am #203455

PKPenguin321 wrote:when somebody has their intent set to not-help and keeps bumping into you in a 1 tile wide corridor. then you say "intent" or something and instead of fixing their intent they skip escalation and start relentlessly punching you to death.

tbh if I bump into someone in a hallway or something and they're not on help I shove them all the way to the end on general principle

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Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:34 am #203460

Reece wrote:I know. I was going to Ackbar botany but then you gave it back. Wasted a perfectly good chance to throw your life away.

I'm pretty sure this was me, actually.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:01 am #203462

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
Reece wrote:I know. I was going to Ackbar botany but then you gave it back. Wasted a perfectly good chance to throw your life away.

I'm pretty sure this was me, actually.

Then you also wasted a perfectly good opportunity to throw your life away.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby MimicFaux » Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:48 am #203470

Varnesy wrote:The abscence of blob rounds.

I got you, fam.
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Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:58 am #203692

sec arresting you for actually quite literally no reason on the shuttle, then ignoring you and going silent robocop mode for the next two minutes as you ask why you were arrested
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Postby BeeSting12 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:14 am #203702

People who act terrible as an assistant and then feel like because you're security, you're not allowed to brig/execute them because they technically didn't break space law. Nope, out the airlock you go.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:47 am #203782

BeeSting12 wrote:People who act terrible as an assistant and then feel like because you're security, you're not allowed to brig/execute them because they technically didn't break space law. Nope, out the airlock you go.

Honestly If they're breaking into secure areas then I kill them, caps office, armoury and engine room contain a lot of real risky shit, if they lack agood explanation why they're in there then they're getting spaced.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Laharl Monthy » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:11 pm #203798

Science Pet Peeves :

- When people try to get on the RnD Terminal when you are already on it. Goddamn it, people, don't you see I'm trying to do research here?! Hell, I don't even have the thing researched sometime, give it time! It's the kind of thing that makes me think about just setting up a secondary RnD Terminal...

- When I see new blood showing up in Science, saying "I don't know how to do X". If you want to science, you gotta be willing to learn how to handle at least one section of the lab : RnD is just a bleeding shopping list, Xenobio is just a matter of getting red slimes ASAP for easy mutation (and hope you get upgraded by RnD), and Toxins...Well, okay, Toxins can take a bit for newcomers. Telescience to a lesser extent, it is fairly rare to see this department being setup.

- How Remote Xenobio is on Meta. It's a low maintenance job, so I can work on RnD while the slimes are munching monkeys - but goddamn you have to go through so many doors on Meta between the Lab and the Xenobio section, it's not even funny.

- In case of blob, stop pressuring the bloody scientist for research, they're doing their best : as long as they get mats and shotguns, they'll be fine, they don't need you breathing down their neck.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby BeeSting12 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:10 pm #203824

Reece wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:People who act terrible as an assistant and then feel like because you're security, you're not allowed to brig/execute them because they technically didn't break space law. Nope, out the airlock you go.

Honestly If they're breaking into secure areas then I kill them, caps office, armoury and engine room contain a lot of real risky shit, if they lack agood explanation why they're in there then they're getting spaced.

I was talking about the people who think its a fun prank to slip officers during a chase, lube hallways, etc
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Postby Wyzack » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:18 pm #203825

Lube for no reason is a priority shuttle to "getting beaten to death by the angry detective" town
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Postby PlaugeWalker » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:21 am #204041

New one on the antag spectrum, antags the act conceided for muh murder rp.
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Postby Reyn » Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:23 am #204571

When people lube all the floors. for no reason. When they'e not clown, mime or antag.
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Postby Fiz Bump » Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:19 pm #204718

PKPenguin321 wrote:when somebody has their intent set to not-help and keeps bumping into you in a 1 tile wide corridor. then you say "intent" or something and instead of fixing their intent they skip escalation and start relentlessly punching you to death.

Maybe people just want to punch you to death
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Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:26 pm #204755

Fiz Bump wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:when somebody has their intent set to not-help and keeps bumping into you in a 1 tile wide corridor. then you say "intent" or something and instead of fixing their intent they skip escalation and start relentlessly punching you to death.

Maybe people just want to punch you to death

would make sense if they were a regular but this happens with no-name off the pub shitters

rarely works out for them though. last time this happened i was by coincidence carrying a backpack full of sand. i hurled it into their eyes until they went blind
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Postby Reyn » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:48 pm #204759

How shitty the pop on bagil is
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Postby Fiz Bump » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:41 am #204764

PKPenguin321 wrote:
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PKPenguin321 wrote:when somebody has their intent set to not-help and keeps bumping into you in a 1 tile wide corridor. then you say "intent" or something and instead of fixing their intent they skip escalation and start relentlessly punching you to death.

Maybe people just want to punch you to death

would make sense if they were a regular but this happens with no-name off the pub shitters

rarely works out for them though. last time this happened i was by coincidence carrying a backpack full of sand. i hurled it into their eyes until they went blind


Wait, we have pocketsand code? What a time we live in.
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Postby Reyn » Sat Aug 20, 2016 7:39 pm #204894

Fiz Bump wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Fiz Bump wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:when somebody has their intent set to not-help and keeps bumping into you in a 1 tile wide corridor. then you say "intent" or something and instead of fixing their intent they skip escalation and start relentlessly punching you to death.

Maybe people just want to punch you to death

would make sense if they were a regular but this happens with no-name off the pub shitters

rarely works out for them though. last time this happened i was by coincidence carrying a backpack full of sand. i hurled it into their eyes until they went blind


Wait, we have pocketsand code? What a time we live in.

Do we actually have pocketsand
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Postby PKPenguin321 » Sat Aug 20, 2016 7:40 pm #204895

yeah i coded it just get sand (or ash dust or whatever the lavaland equivalent is) and throw it at somebody. it doesnt work if they have glasses or a mask/hat that covers the eyes
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Postby Anonmare » Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:15 pm #205455

To be honest, I prefer playing HoP as a fake captain. If there is no captain, I go into their quarters, dress up in their clothes, get myself a loyalty implant, edit the spare ID so my name's on it and paint my PDA gold.

After that I just act like I've always been captain and nobody ever questions me about it, even if they saw me run down the halls as the HoP.

Plus the cap's gloves and exosuits are superior to most of sec's equipment (The gloves have fire and shock immunity for example).
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Postby BeeSting12 » Mon Aug 22, 2016 4:14 pm #205465

I like arresting HoPs who run into security like they own the place. Nothing feels better than hearing "B-but I have access, I'm allowed here."
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reece » Mon Aug 22, 2016 7:09 pm #205505

Or any other head of staff really, had one CE once who kept trying to hack in to get a laser gun because 'X is a traitor, I need a gun for it' who didn't seem to get that he didn't have the right to hack into the armoury, culminating in me just brigging the bastard after a long argument.
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Postby Malkevin » Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:54 pm #205532

Its funny that bucklecuffing is one of the things that some people see as wrong without knowing why it was wrong in the first place.

Back on ancient goon code you couldn't resist out of cuffs, so you'd be glued to your bed forever until someone remembered about you.
A completely outdated concept nowadays.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby TheWulfe » Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:35 am #205597

>round start
>be ganghead
>try to be subtle but efficient on converts
>you get the extremely bad luck of the first/second person you want to convert in your department also being a ganghead and your convert duds
>Urist McDumbGanger thinks he's some sort of master schemer and screams, "GANG MCLEADER IS GANG" and thinks he's getting rid of competition
>in reality he just gave security extremely early round-type knowledge, are able to be in less danger from taking out one gang team this early, and if they rub two braincells together, take out the other guy too because 'Hurrr how would you know he's gang you cuck'
>all gangs are now curbstomped by Megaturbohitler Implantcity Security that got on a roll 2 minutes into the round

This is actually why organized crime don't even rat their enemies in real life.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby BeeSting12 » Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:44 am #205598

TheWulfe wrote:>round start
>be ganghead
>try to be subtle but efficient on converts
>you get the extremely bad luck of the first/second person you want to convert in your department also being a ganghead and your convert duds
>Urist McDumbGanger thinks he's some sort of master schemer and screams, "GANG MCLEADER IS GANG" and thinks he's getting rid of competition
>in reality he just gave security extremely early round-type knowledge, are able to be in less danger from taking out one gang team this early, and if they rub two braincells together, take out the other guy too because 'Hurrr how would you know he's gang you cuck'
>gang is now curbstomped by Megaturbohitler Implantcity Security that got on a roll 2 minutes into the round

This is actually why organized crime don't even rat their enemies in real life.

This is what happened one time and it was probably the only fun gang round i had.
>spawn next to someone I tided with previous two rounds
>we both pen each other
>we decide to team up and have a gang marriage in the chapel
>one of us doms in perma once most of the station is gang
>victory for both of us
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby onleavedontatme » Tue Aug 23, 2016 1:18 am #205604

>spawn as gang leader
>see a spray tag 30 seconds into the round

May as well suicide at that point.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Slignerd » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:25 pm #205822

BeeSting12 wrote:This is what happened one time and it was probably the only fun gang round i had.
>spawn next to someone I tided with previous two rounds
>we both pen each other
>we decide to team up and have a gang marriage in the chapel
>one of us doms in perma once most of the station is gang
>victory for both of us

That sounds like a great story! How did you avoid your gangsters targeting eachother, though?
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Reyn » Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:10 am #205849

When bubblegum spawns right next to the ashwalker base.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby IcePacks » Wed Aug 24, 2016 2:00 am #205883

when the ash walker base spawns right next to the miner base
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Varnesy » Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:20 am #206973

I've got more!

People who literally cannot spell when they are playing.
Grunts who assume that the Heads are supposed to do all the work
People who decide to construct their fine autism fort in the middle of a cramped hallway.
Engineers who can't set up the engine and spend the entire shift cutting wires and replacing them with different colored ones
Chefs who exist to chase one guy around the station for the entire shift
Chaplains who act as if they have free reign to execute a man for the gods
Jason Smith
Weeblords in deadchat who complain that the traitor didn't RP enough
People who don't set last names :IE Luck, Chance, James... ETC ETC.
Scientists who don't give something in return for minerals or crates.
Jackasses who act all tough and mighty then claim someone was cheating when they get dunked
Traitors who feel the need to go the extra mile and cut off the heads of their victims
People who KNOW full and well that doing ERP is banned but do it anyways because "lol no rulez r-right guys?"
Bartenders who don't set up drinks on the counters for a nice display.
The fact that personal closets serve no purpose whatsoever and no one can open them
People who feel the need to sing over comms during a tense moment
When TComms goes down for the entire shift because no one knows how to look up a guide
Roundstart Vacant Expressions

I have PLENTY more to go around :) :revolver:
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Aug 29, 2016 2:34 am #206988

so apparently there's a new thing where at roundstart as engineer you steal the hand teleporter then set a beacon at cargo then sell the PA to cargo for some god forsaken reason?

this happened once when i was CE and boy it rustled me hard. i did end up killing the engineer and going to borg him, but the cheeky fuck just taunted me as a brain with no remorse. didn't even capitalize his sentences. i just threw his brain in the disposals grinder.

jesus christ some people
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby peoplearestrange » Mon Aug 29, 2016 6:18 pm #207104

A3STH3T1CS wrote:also "ahelps go t-to adminbus g-guys! i s-swear!"


I know this was awhile back. But they genuiely do now if there are no admins on, or admins are afk/don't have +BAN (i.e. coders).
Whatever
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby Atlanta-Ned » Mon Aug 29, 2016 7:07 pm #207119

"Someone did something that could be vaguely construed as bad."
"What should we do? Report them to security? Bide our time and come up with a plan to undo whatever they did? Attempt to find a peaceful resolution?"
"No. Our only option is to brutally murder them and ensure that they can never be cloned."
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby InsaneHyena » Mon Aug 29, 2016 7:15 pm #207124

> A person toolboxes me to death
> Tries to space my body, but gets stopped by borg
> Get cloned
> Complain to sec
> My murderer assures sec that it was me who tried to kill him
> HoS says that he won't be dealing with this shit, and if he hears about it one more time, he'll perma us both.

Security is fucking useless, except when they are fighting antags and getting valids, and they should never be relied on.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Postby BeeSting12 » Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:13 pm #207154

When hubbies play command roles. Just had a captain who didn't talk at all, so I demoted him. When he finally did talk, it was "Hi :)" I ahelped but never got a response.
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
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DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
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