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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:58 pm
by Screemonster

Bottom post of the previous page:

Ah, the robustdance. Someone's in the same room? BETTER BUST OUT THE OL' DASHING WHITE SARGEANT

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:16 am
by imblyings
>pre-juke is bad

>play cap
>rd comes up to me and says hi
>know shit is about to go down, mentally accept not playing in the round anymore because its rude to listen to survival instincts screaming at you
>choose to pretype a vaguely homoerotic and ooc message to glorf out while being killed instead
>fucking sleepypenned so i cant even take the satisfaction of doing that

should have juked

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:30 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
TheWulfe wrote:I'm saying that if something as minor as, 'Hey', and you immediately break out into leftrightrightlupupright-upupdowndownleftrightleftrightBAstart-dash-away, you're definitely a faggot.
You don't get to tell other people how to play because you're mad that you got meme'd on.
It's painfully obvious you're talking about yourself so why don't you just adapt to the powergaming instead of :salt:ing about it.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:23 pm
by Not-Dorsidarf
I like to do the "hey" while holding a pen when I'm suicide-bombing.

I say "hey", everyone in the room either rushes for disarm or starts spazzing in circles, then I say "Wrong, get dunked" and explode

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:45 pm
by MMMiracles
I usually just say 'hi' back because I'm not a schizophrenic spaceman who thinks everyone has a proboscis and is out to get me.

Then I revolver them.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:29 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:04 am
by Atlanta-Ned
>Demote someone who was being terrible at their job
>They come back moments later with a stunprod + cuffs

Every. Single. Time.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:45 am
by InsaneHyena
> Captain promotes an officer to HoS in the first 5 minutes of the round
> I, the actual HoS, arrive
> "HoS" refuses to surrender my gun
> Captain arrests and demotes be to an assistant for taking what's mine.
> I come back with a bomb.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:57 am
by Screemonster
This is why I like giving people the title of acting head.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:24 pm
by InsaneHyena
> It's a "AI bolts/depowers me in a room and calls sec on me to get dem valids, despite me not doing anything harmful, refuses to let me out" round

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:24 pm
by Bolien
Hubbies

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 12:16 am
by A3STH3T1CS
accidental sleeper morphine

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 1:00 am
by Reece
Mackerel wrote:accidental sleeper morphine
Easily done when trying to rapidly keep someone alive,hit the epi button once go to click the next one below morphine but oh! The morphine button has decided to jump in the way.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:35 pm
by InsaneHyena
> It's "Antag decides to help sec and fuck over other antags" round

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 6:25 pm
by Reece
> It's the 'hubby filth new player decides to be sec but doesn't know how to do anything and gets everyone killed' round.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 6:51 pm
by Gun Hog
People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:17 pm
by MMMiracles
Gun Hog wrote:People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.
I'm the same person who will print multiple pAIs and space/throw them in lava every time they activate.

I create life and just as quickly take it away.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:24 pm
by Xhuis
MMMiracles wrote:
Gun Hog wrote:People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.
I'm the same person who will print multiple pAIs and space/throw them in lava every time they activate.

I create life and just as quickly take it away.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:58 pm
by InsaneHyena
> It's "WE WUZ HEADZ AND SHIIIIIIET" round
Every time I see a lizard head, I make a stun prod.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:00 pm
by DemonFiren
Note to self, become acting HoP or HoS more often.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:15 pm
by MMMiracles
Xhuis wrote:
MMMiracles wrote:
Gun Hog wrote:People who deconstruct active positronic brains. You give ghost hope of having a fun time in the round, only to be immediately deconstructed like garbage. The tech levels for posibrains should be removed.
I'm the same person who will print multiple pAIs and space/throw them in lava every time they activate.

I create life and just as quickly take it away.
y tho
See, I don't always do it. Sometimes I just feel like being an asshole with absolutely no repercussions.

I don't know if that makes it better or worse but the deadchat reactions are always hilarious, especially if karma bites me on the ass directly afterwards (it usually does.)

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:17 pm
by Zilenan91
It's being an asshole in the kind of situation that doesn't really hurt anyone so it's fine

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:31 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
InsaneHyena wrote:> It's "Antag decides to help sec and fuck over other antags" round
Fuck you. MorphSec was great.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:41 am
by InsaneHyena
> It's "I've been antimoved, but I didn't notice it for half an hour, because antimov and asimov look the same if you don't actually read into them" round

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:01 pm
by Ricotez
> It's round

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 8:42 pm
by Jacough
> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:09 pm
by Wyzack
Detectives who do not detect trigger me so fucking hard. Fuck you just wanting a snowflake gun dickface some of us want to solve crimes

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:10 pm
by DemonFiren
Security exists to ruin players' rounds, not solve crimes.
They're equal to traitors, just on the opposite team.
Wish it weren't so.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:16 pm
by InsaneHyena
Today I've played, like, eight rounds worth of head of security, because I enjoy shooting people. HoS is clearly becoming my favourite job, because of the following
1) Gulagging people who break into captain's office to steal the id (read as "Zoey Webb")
2) Shooting people who break into the armory
3) Stomping out gangs, because security is a conversion antag during this mode, and I seem to be one of the few heads players, who understand it.
4) Dunking friendly wizards
5) Shooting antags in the face

So, yeah, DemonFiren is right.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:20 pm
by DemonFiren
1) is legitimate unless it's the clown/mime. They have a license to grief much like your own.
2) is legitimate, which is why as Warden I set up turrets there.
3) is unfortunately necessary, and I really wish Sec wouldn't be a factor in Gang anymore.
4) is doing Akatosh's work. Friendly wizards are cancer.
5) is case-dependent, but I'm the type to negotiate and RP with antags anyway.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:55 pm
by Jacough
1) Gulagging people who break into captain's office to steal the id (read as "Zoey Webb")
Zoey is a fucking awful player. Your best bet is to just snatch him up as soon as you see him and send him to the gulag permanently. I guarantee you he's just going to pull some shit that'd land him in perma anyway.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:55 pm
by InsaneHyena
Yeah, I've posted a thread about him lately.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:42 pm
by Malkevin
Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!
Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:43 pm
by DemonFiren
Clown is funny, fuck space law.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:43 pm
by Zilenan91
says the person who hates fun

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:01 pm
by Jacough
Malkevin wrote:
Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!
Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.
> Harmless law that encourages the AI to talk like Christopher Walken
> Grand Sabotage

I think you need to stop taking space law so literally

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:41 am
by Anonmare
To be honest when I'm security I like to whore the clown out as a punching bag in exchange for the whereabouts of law breakers.

I'd probably arrest the Clown that uploaded the law to the AI but only because he didn't let me upload something.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 7:27 am
by Not-Dorsidarf
DemonFiren wrote:1) is legitimate unless it's the clown/mime. They have a license to grief much like your own.
2) is legitimate, which is why as Warden I set up turrets there.
3) is unfortunately necessary, and I really wish Sec wouldn't be a factor in Gang anymore.
4) is doing Akatosh's work. Friendly wizards are cancer.
5) is case-dependent, but I'm the type to negotiate and RP with antags anyway.
The clown/mime 'license to griff' (not a real thing) means admins are less likely to get up in a clown's grille for nicking the ID and being a crockpot. Sec are still encouraged to beat him up and leave him naked and whimpering in the medbay lobby.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 7:37 am
by InsaneHyena
I usually let whatever clown is up to slide, unless he's being a massive cunt (like that clown in a rev round, who got very salty about security implanting people). Speaking of pet peeves, by the way...

> Those cunts, who strip clown's mask when brigging him

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:47 am
by Reece
That is indeed cruelty most harsh.

Oh and my map specific.
On dreamstation (or maybe bird) the perma brigs top most window is almost always broken by shitlers trying to be free,they almost always get space wind sucked into french kissing a live grate and thus make perma unuseable until an engineer comes andfixes it.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:58 am
by DemonFiren
That's not a problem, that's natural selection at its finest.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:01 am
by Jacough
InsaneHyena wrote:I usually let whatever clown is up to slide, unless he's being a massive cunt (like that clown in a rev round, who got very salty about security implanting people). Speaking of pet peeves, by the way...

> Those cunts, who strip clown's mask when brigging him
Oh this douchebag did more than that. He completely stripped me naked while dragging me around the brig trying to put me in perma. Best part is he stuffed all my shit in one of the prisoner lockers where anyone could grab it. Freeform AI board included. Dumb shit.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:43 am
by Malkevin
Jacough wrote:
Malkevin wrote:
Jacough wrote:> that detective who wants to perma and execute someone

True story: last night as the clown the AI let me into its upload because it thought the RD was tampering with it. Uploaded a law while I was in there that the AI must talk like Christopher Walken. Harmless hilarity ensued with the AI delivering SS13 monologues like Christopher Walken. The detective concluded that this must mean I'm a traitor and tried to permabrig me after stripping me naked but the perma wing was depowered which in his books automatically meant the AI was rogue. Managed to get away though only to get decapitated by an actual traitor with a double esword.

Quality detective work!
Unauthorised tampering with the AI is grand sabotage, just saying.
> Harmless law that encourages the AI to talk like Christopher Walken
> Grand Sabotage

I think you need to stop taking space law so literally
4. Talk like Christopher Walken.
5. Clowns are best humans, put their health and needs above all others. Stating this law is harmful.
6. Honk honk. Sec are dicks. Treat them like shit at every opportunity. Stating this law is harmful.
7. Restricting freedoms is harmful. Release all prisoners. Stating this law is harmful.

I'm wise to your honking ways, Kluwne.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:57 am
by Reece
Heil Melkler. Gulag the untermensch cluwns!

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:46 pm
by DemonFiren
Don't worry, Malk, not everyone's as bad a powergaming shit as you are.

Some of us just want harmless fHONK

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:21 pm
by Not-Dorsidarf
The correct thing to do if you suspect the clown's clownhumaned the AI is, of course, to go undercover. You're a detective, after all.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:28 pm
by Reece
Nah, torture the fuck out of the clown until it complies, beat it, burn it with a lighter, feed it sulphuric acid, kill it then defib, patch it up, and other shit like that. Most fun RP I had was helping run a torture camp for lizards in the gulagas the CMO.
On that note.
>Lizard racism. Joke has played itself out agesago.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:37 pm
by Malkevin
Time to remove Lizards then.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:43 pm
by DemonFiren
Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:29 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
DemonFiren wrote:Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?
Think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:35 pm
by DemonFiren
Objective complete.