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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:35 pm
by DemonFiren

Bottom post of the previous page:

Objective complete.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:36 pm
by peoplearestrange
DemonFiren wrote:Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?
Right.
Wait no. Secretly every vote to remove Lizards gets counted as a vote to add foxpeople. So we end up with both and can take over from there.
Furstation13.nothingcanstopus
Mackerel wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Lizards can be removed only if we add foxpeople.

Right, PAS?
Think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
It has already begun I see

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:46 pm
by InsaneHyena
Amonsgst many things that I hate in this game, I hate greytiders the most. People, whose only purpose in this game (when they don't get antag) is to break shit, steal shit, harass sec and cause trouble.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:46 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
Because none of the shit you're talking about is going to happen.

It's just gonna lead to more ERP and it's going to be cataclysmic.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 6:09 pm
by Jacough
Malkevin wrote: 4. Talk like Christopher Walken.
5. Clowns are best humans, put their health and needs above all others. Stating this law is harmful.
6. Honk honk. Sec are dicks. Treat them like shit at every opportunity. Stating this law is harmful.
7. Restricting freedoms is harmful. Release all prisoners. Stating this law is harmful.

I'm wise to your honking ways, Kluwne.
Except that's not what I uploaded at all. I have never one humaned the AI, partially because I never role for solo antag but mostly because it's a shitty and I'm pretty sure banworthy thing to do. This might be hard for someone like you to believe but not everyone here is out to get you and be a greytiding dick. Some of us just want to have some harmless fun.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:03 pm
by TheNightingale
I think the point was that letting someone tamper with the AI in a harmless way can easily end up with the AI also being subverted. You could've onehumaned the AI (but you didn't).

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:11 pm
by Malkevin
Even Nightingale gets it.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:38 am
by A3STH3T1CS
You can't harmless fun without getting validhunted in the smallest way possible.

It's all about cutting loose ends because they're a known unknown.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:57 am
by Jacough
TheNightingale wrote:I think the point was that letting someone tamper with the AI in a harmless way can easily end up with the AI also being subverted. You could've onehumaned the AI (but you didn't).
If the AI started locking down security and shocking doors and sends its borgs to harass security then yeah, murder the fuck out of me, I deserve it. When the AIs just going about its usual business of being a door knob while saying shit like "Ya know tha captain... I rememba there was this time... to hide tha nuke disk from the syndicates... he stuck it up his ass" or "Ya eva... stuffed a guy in cryo... it's quite an experience... stuffin' a guy in cryo..." its probably a sign that the AI hasn't been subverted and is just being hilarious.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:01 am
by Reece
Truly sad. I think the best policy with AI's is to just click the toy AI three times and use them as the laws.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:29 pm
by Atlanta-Ned
>People getting mad at sec for trying to put down a rev.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:23 pm
by InsaneHyena
> A guy gives me a humiliating and timewasting order for no other reason than to mess with a cyborg
> I tell him to go fuck himself, because silicon policy has special clauses about such smartasses
> He adminhelps

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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:02 pm
by AnonymousNow
Two worst things in the game right now are shuttlerushing and validhunting.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:13 pm
by Comrade Leo
Station could be nothing more than a few plyons, and twenty singulos going through it, and you will always have that one guy screaming to recall the shuttle.

>It's always the same guy.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:15 pm
by InsaneHyena
Every time I play sec in team antag rounds, those who scream for the shuttle recall the loudest always end up being antags trying to stall for time. Every. Fucking. Time.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:46 pm
by AnonymousNow
And on the other side, you have people who will call the shuttle because they stubbed their toe and don't want to walk aaaaaall the way from the bridge to medbay, or there's been a minor breach and they've forgotten that we have an engineering department, or there's an enemy onboard and security can't be trusted to catch it (though I kind of understand the latter one, since they seem to be busy delimbing the crew over minor infractions).

Or, more regularly, because they didn't roll antag.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:54 pm
by Reece
InsaneHyena wrote:Every time I play sec in team antag rounds, those who scream for the shuttle recall the loudest always end up being antags trying to stall for time. Every. Fucking. Time.
On that note.
>AI recall the shuttle.
>AI: I cannot, AI's cannot recall the shuttle.
>AI rogue, kill it.
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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:22 pm
by Malkevin
InsaneHyena wrote:Every time I play sec in team antag rounds, those who scream for the shuttle recall the loudest always end up being antags trying to stall for time. Every. Fucking. Time.
Legitimate tactic, especially seeing as the usual counter plan to team antags is to call the shuttle straight away.

Kind of exposes bad design when the only winning move is not to play

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:55 pm
by vulpineryth
> Be Shaft Miner
> Mine the shit out of lavaland, risking life and limbs
> Come back to find out no one did research or is going to bother to

> Be Scientist
> Research the shit out of R&D and wait for Shaft miners to come
> Shaft miners never come because Ash Drake/ Ash Liggers/ Rev Liggers/ Ash Storm/ They fucked off/ rarely no one is miner
> Then get head chopped off by Ops and/ blown up/ asshat engyborg decons your crap

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:46 pm
by InsaneHyena
> Antag begins talking to me
> Revolvers me when I begin typing the answer

And this is why I don't talk to people, unless I have them cuffed.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:34 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
InsaneHyena wrote:> Antag begins talking to me
> Revolvers me when I begin typing the answer

And this is why I don't talk to people, unless I have them cuffed.
Truly the only way to play space security.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:18 pm
by Aloraydrel
>warden

>random people tailgating into the brig for no reason

>try to drag them out but they wont leave

>stun baton and drag them out

>"SHITCURITY SHITCURITY"

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:28 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
>not a scientist gets into R&D
>tell them to leave
>"i wunna help" means "I want to make my own shit"

guess what, you're getting locker welded and left at dorms.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:01 pm
by Anonmare
"Why didn't X get banned? Admins are shit, deadmin he!"
"Why did x get banned? Admins are shit, deadmin he!"

You can't win. The only option is to become HG or die before your time as your kidneys begin to fail from sodium chloride poisoning.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:43 pm
by TheWulfe
Whenever you have one of those detainments as security:

>have wanted person in sight
>I don't feel like tasing out of the blue. Despite the risk, I feel like building up some cred to security on this server by being nice and asking for a search after stopping them and maybe give some semblance of roleplay
>use my sec-hail to get attention of suspect
>audible alerts and big fucking red texts of:
>"HALT! HALT! HALT!"
>"Stop in the name of the Law."
>"You're wanted! Let m-"
>guy takes off and is running away
(For normal taser-based detainments, replace the above 7 lines with 'Guy is preemptively spazzing out at the sight of you and is going to yakkity sax at the first glimpse of taser')
>still give some generous leeway, chase and sechail some more to establish to the guy I do, in fact, want to detain him if he thought my sec-hails were for someone else or I just clicked my sec-hail button for fun
>coincidentally the exact sec-hail phrases I want for a person running away
>"Compliance is in your best interest."
>"Running will only increase your sentence."
>alright, guess I have to use my taser then, gave plenty of warning
>fucker is actively dodging my shots
>nail a taser shot and move in to cuff
>"Huh?"
>audibly groan in RL and resist the urge to cave the cuck's head in
>explain he's wanted and is resisting lawful detainment, that running was a no-no
>"SHITCURITY"
>take him to brig for a secure search and light sentence, usually have to dodge greytider gnats trying to pull him away from me
>he never had anything to hide on him in the first place and if he just complied he probably would have got a 10 second backpack search and taken off Wanted status
End of Round
>OOC: UristMcCuck: wow shitcurity was awful that round

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:44 pm
by Zilenan91
With tele-gulag, complying to security usually means your round is over.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:42 pm
by Raven776
I was once threatened with the gulag because I was a station engineer turning the secondary tool storage into a small office. The tool storage was completely empty and ransacked.

Inversely, I was called shitcurity for searching someone who had prints on an emagged door. I didn't brig them or keep them long.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:58 am
by A3STH3T1CS
Zilenan91 wrote:With tele-gulag, complying to security usually means your round is over.
tell me more

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:22 am
by AnonymousNow
Biohazard Alert

Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard Trading Post 13. All personnel must contain the outbreak.

[Common] Kel Thuzad says, "BLERB"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Annamarie Fortenberry says, "BLOB"
Annamarie Fortenberry says, "BLOB"
[Common] Kazaaak-Aerwhisp hisses, "FUN"
[Common] Reese Marcotte says, "BUH OH"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "BLEB"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "WHADDUP"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "WHERE"
[Common] Thrush Ruckus says, "AI, FIND THE BLEB"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Donatello Versus says, "OH SHIT NIGGERS"

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:02 am
by Armhulen
>they put you in crit
>drag you to sleeper to stabilize you
>they kill you right after injecting you with epi/morphine
nothing gets my jimmies rustled harder

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 5:50 am
by Screemonster
new thing to do as traitor: beat someone into crit, play it off like it's normal tiding bullshit and drag them to medbay, then just as they're expecting to get patched up, revolver them in the mouth :honk:

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:04 pm
by Armhulen
Screemonster wrote:new thing to do as traitor: beat someone into crit, play it off like it's normal tiding bullshit and drag them to medbay, then just as they're expecting to get patched up, revolver them in the mouth :honk:
haha i get it :lol: :revolver: you are one funny man

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:25 pm
by Akkryls
Raven776 wrote:I was once threatened with the gulag because I was a station engineer turning the secondary tool storage into a small office. The tool storage was completely empty and ransacked.

Inversely, I was called shitcurity for searching someone who had prints on an emagged door. I didn't brig them or keep them long.
I got arrested the other day as an engineer because my prints were on an emagged door. Said emagged door was the lobby door to engineering.
I also got gulagged for trying to get stuff back from the clown who had slipped me and ran off into the HoP office.

I really don't like Sec at the moment.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:03 pm
by InsaneHyena
Any players who don't like sec are welcome to play sec themselves. I've considered myself a fair and balanced individual, until I've started to deal with the same shitters pulling the same shit every goddamn round, all while screaming "SHITCURITY MURDERING ME IN THE BRIG, AI HELP" and trying to kill me with a toolbox.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:03 pm
by AnonymousNow
Just had a round where an invincible non-hostile entity came onto the station, negotiating for contracts.

The crew tried their damnedest to single-mindedly kill it, even when it swatted them away like nothing. It was like moths to a flame, only the moths would fly right into it, nearly die, somehow recover, and then immediately do it again, only this time find a way to set other moths in the room on fire.

Someone literally killed six people in their attempt to kill it. This toxic mindset has to stop.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:05 pm
by InsaneHyena
It won't, because valids are pretty much the foundation of the rules. Also, if you're talking about the devil, NOBODY likes archdevils spamming miniature slaughter demons and forcecalling the shuttle.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:26 pm
by AnonymousNow
InsaneHyena wrote:It won't, because valids are pretty much the foundation of the rules. Also, if you're talking about the devil, NOBODY likes archdevils spamming miniature slaughter demons and forcecalling the shuttle.
Can't have been it, then, since all it did was stand in the main corridors and speak to people, occasionally smiting another poor attempt on its life.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:43 pm
by Screemonster
coders please add a supermatter man that does nothing but talk and has no attacks but calls dust() on anyone that takes a swing at it

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:55 pm
by Reece
AnonymousNow wrote:Just had a round where an invincible non-hostile entity came onto the station, negotiating for contracts.

The crew tried their damnedest to single-mindedly kill it, even when it swatted them away like nothing. It was like moths to a flame, only the moths would fly right into it, nearly die, somehow recover, and then immediately do it again, only this time find a way to set other moths in the room on fire.

Someone literally killed six people in their attempt to kill it. This toxic mindset has to stop.
God that entire round was cancer, you forget to mention that the 'devil' was admin controlled and was an 'event' where he took two people, made them literally immortal and had them go break shit and destroy things, when the crew attempted to stun them, or stop them they got killed for it.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:20 pm
by Atlanta-Ned
One mention of flashing on the radio and next thing you know there's an assload of motherfuckers crowding around the brig doors demanding implants. No, go away. The first set of implants are for cargo and then on a first-come, first-serve basis after that. Playing as a rev is more fun anyway.
Aloraydrel wrote:>warden

>random people tailgating into the brig for no reason

>try to drag them out but they wont leave

>stun baton and drag them out

>"SHITCURITY SHITCURITY"
Fucking mimes. FUCKING GODDAMN MIMES. ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:13 pm
by Reece
Soap, it's only purposes is for greyshits to be greyshits with.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:43 pm
by DemonFiren
I actually prefer cleaning with soap to spraying or mopping.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:49 pm
by Reece
The only cleaning I ever see with soap is the cleaning up of the blood spilled from it being used to stun and murder some poor bastard so a grey can get his loot on.
Oh and assistabts breaking into the cals office, If I catch them as sec I just kill them now. The only people who should be in the caps office are the captain and command staff.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:36 am
by MMMiracles
Reece wrote:The only cleaning I ever see with soap is the cleaning up of the blood spilled from it being used to stun and murder some poor bastard so a grey can get his loot on.
Oh and assistabts breaking into the cals office, If I catch them as sec I just kill them now. The only people who should be in the caps office are the captain and command staff.
I like taking soap during gang and proceeding to wipe away every gang sign I see. It's gotten to the point where mid-round, I've had gangers jump me with a bait gang sign just to stop me from taking away all their influence.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 1:11 am
by Alipheese
People who cant master the extremely simple job of doctoring. And refuse to let others successfully and proficently deal with patients.
Example ;
Doctor comes running into medbay, guy in crit with toxin content around 150u, instead of a small 5u dose of epi/antitox while you go get calomel, he slams all of medbays antitox into the patient or throws them into cryo. Dilirium Faust. Brings a obviously fresh corpse into cloning without even trying to defib. Chemist that do fuck all the entire shift. Virologist who cant take a blood sample, throw it into the machine and pop out the vaccine. Doctors who raid the medbay storage of the medkits and then go die in space. Fucktards who run into medbay, break into medbay storage and steal everything thats not locked or bolted down. Dilirium Faust. People who take tools for a bit but NEVER return them. CMO's who dont ensure doctors are doing their jobs. Geneticists that get powers then destroy the buffer and go graytide. People who refuse medical help when they're dying. People who never check the morgue for returned souls. People who (used to) throw a body into cloning, check once then throw the body into the morgue. Dilirium Faust. People loitering in medbay for no reason. Non suit sensor maxxing people. People whom I personally go walk to, to tell them turn the sensor to max and wont leave till they do and they never do. Everyone in medbay who is practically incompetent at everything. Dilirium Faust.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:12 am
by D&B
Alipheese wrote:People who cant master the extremely simple job of doctoring. And refuse to let others successfully and proficently deal with patients.
Example ;
Doctor comes running into medbay, guy in crit with toxin content around 150u, instead of a small 5u dose of epi/antitox while you go get calomel, he slams all of medbays antitox into the patient or throws them into cryo. Dilirium Faust. Brings a obviously fresh corpse into cloning without even trying to defib. Chemist that do fuck all the entire shift. Virologist who cant take a blood sample, throw it into the machine and pop out the vaccine. Doctors who raid the medbay storage of the medkits and then go die in space. Fucktards who run into medbay, break into medbay storage and steal everything thats not locked or bolted down. Dilirium Faust. People who take tools for a bit but NEVER return them. CMO's who dont ensure doctors are doing their jobs. Geneticists that get powers then destroy the buffer and go graytide. People who refuse medical help when they're dying. People who never check the morgue for returned souls. People who (used to) throw a body into cloning, check once then throw the body into the morgue. Dilirium Faust. People loitering in medbay for no reason. Non suit sensor maxxing people. People whom I personally go walk to, to tell them turn the sensor to max and wont leave till they do and they never do. Everyone in medbay who is practically incompetent at everything. Dilirium Faust.
Adding to this.

DOCTORS THAT CAN'T FUCKING DO SURGERY/LEGION TRANSPLANTS.

STABILIZERS COST POINTS GODDAMN

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:40 am
by A3STH3T1CS
D&B wrote:
Alipheese wrote:People who cant master the extremely simple job of doctoring. And refuse to let others successfully and proficently deal with patients.
Example ;
Doctor comes running into medbay, guy in crit with toxin content around 150u, instead of a small 5u dose of epi/antitox while you go get calomel, he slams all of medbays antitox into the patient or throws them into cryo. Dilirium Faust. Brings a obviously fresh corpse into cloning without even trying to defib. Chemist that do fuck all the entire shift. Virologist who cant take a blood sample, throw it into the machine and pop out the vaccine. Doctors who raid the medbay storage of the medkits and then go die in space. Fucktards who run into medbay, break into medbay storage and steal everything thats not locked or bolted down. Dilirium Faust. People who take tools for a bit but NEVER return them. CMO's who dont ensure doctors are doing their jobs. Geneticists that get powers then destroy the buffer and go graytide. People who refuse medical help when they're dying. People who never check the morgue for returned souls. People who (used to) throw a body into cloning, check once then throw the body into the morgue. Dilirium Faust. People loitering in medbay for no reason. Non suit sensor maxxing people. People whom I personally go walk to, to tell them turn the sensor to max and wont leave till they do and they never do. Everyone in medbay who is practically incompetent at everything. Dilirium Faust.
Adding to this.

DOCTORS THAT CAN'T FUCKING DO SURGERY/LEGION TRANSPLANTS.

STABILIZERS COST POINTS GODDAMN
i thought you didn't need a stablizer if you put it in.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:50 am
by Reece
The defib speaks to me. Seriously, you lose nothing by doing it and waste time in cloning when you don't

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:27 am
by InsaneHyena
I waste absolutely nothing, if I speedclone. Speaking of which.

> People, who can't speedclone and/or cryoshower

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:00 am
by Reece
Speedcloning is hilarious, first time it happened to me I didn't know what was going on, tried to run away from the shower and the doc who I thought was trying to kill me, CMO had to chase me down and baton me into submission as I gibbered begging people for help.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:37 am
by DemonFiren
Meanwhile I read every guide I could get my hands on before even dying for the first time.

Guess that's a rare positive effect of starting with Bay.