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XDTM wrote:Ash storm noises are TOO LOUD

If it doesn't sound like the storm is about to come through your speakers/headphones and destroy your ears then you wouldn't be properly immersed.

DemonFiren wrote:https://gitgud.io

There's no "gitting gud" involved. It's literally just "immediately stop everything you're doing and waste your time stuck in a single spot", the event.

unless you git gud

Use the time to do xenobio real quick and get a fireproof potion

the storm noises should be MUCH quieter when you're inside a building and go for the duration of the storm.

I thought the point was to slow mining down from giving science minerals

Anonmare wrote:I thought the point was to slow mining down from giving science minerals

the point is actually just to be annoying, unironically

Just wear Drake armor

Drake armor doesn't make it quieter.

it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

This just confirms that the janitor borg is the superior morale borg.

cedarbridge wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

This just confirms that the janitor borg is the superior morale borg.

borgs taking our JOBS

one time I was dicking around on my test server and I varedited a mecha flashbang launcher to fire cleaning grenades on a ridiculously short cooldown

it was everything I wanted it to be, janimech when

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

latejoin janitor that saves the round is truly the greatest role there is

Qbopper wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

latejoin janitor that saves the round is truly the greatest role there is

its why they get a little crown in their locker

Doctor Pork wrote:

Qbopper wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

latejoin janitor that saves the round is truly the greatest role there is

its why they get a little crown in their locker

Now I want to be able to wear galoshes on my head like Vermin Supreme.

On topic: Virologists that wordlessly spritz you.
I mean, thanks for the healing virus I guess, but Jesus, I didn't need the paranoia of "are my insides are melting"

MimicFaux wrote: On topic: Virologists that wordlessly spritz you.
I mean, thanks for the healing virus I guess, but Jesus, I didn't need the paranoia of "are my insides are melting"

This, and as someone who goes for viro as my job every round, the shithead viros who I ask as CMO if they need help or if they're making a good virus say they made an amazing healing virus and its got like shivering, itching, DNA restore, VEA, toxin filter, and ocular restore. Or the people who literally just put sneezing and regeneration and call it a good virus.
TRIGGERS ME BYOND BELIEF.
Oh and don't even get me started when a CMO or other doctor tries to tell ME how to do virology...

Alipheese wrote:

MimicFaux wrote: On topic: Virologists that wordlessly spritz you.
I mean, thanks for the healing virus I guess, but Jesus, I didn't need the paranoia of "are my insides are melting"

This, and as someone who goes for viro as my job every round, the shithead viros who I ask as CMO if they need help or if they're making a good virus say they made an amazing healing virus and its got like shivering, itching, DNA restore, VEA, toxin filter, and ocular restore. Or the people who literally just put sneezing and regeneration and call it a good virus.
TRIGGERS ME BYOND BELIEF.
Oh and don't even get me started when a CMO or other doctor tries to tell ME how to do virology...

FLESH MEND ITCH HEADACHE BURNMEND

DONE.

THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

1. Fuck that sucks
2. You're the rnd guy now

Armhulen wrote:

XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

1. Fuck that sucks
2. You're the rnd guy now

I had always assumed you were one of those coders that don't actually play.

On this note is R&D scientists that take the entire stack of 45 uranium/gold/silver from the ORM and won't share.

Also people stealing the boards from the teleporter for the sake of R&D.

It's not the boards, it's the telecrystals that allow minute one telescience.

XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even increased blood recovery rate by .01 per cycle. Made a slow stage peed virus (healing based on for others to know) and it healed .005 which is slower than natural per cycle.

I am certain it's been said before but I'm posting from a beach in Hawaii and can't be assed to double check.

Scientists/roboticists that not only burn through all the round-start acid without getting a dispenser set up, but then complain about a lack of acid.

When the roboticist summons me for a "cell upgrade", emags me, and doesn't give me a cell upgrade.

Alipheese wrote:

XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even increased blood recovery rate by .01 per cycle. Made a slow stage peed virus (healing based on for others to know) and it healed .005 which is slower than natural per cycle.

I wrote the code, and healing symptoms do not scale. Nor does weight even (which does not increase blood recovery rate at all, just nutrition). Some symptoms still do, mostly harmful ones, and the positive ones which do scale usually are not worth wasting a slot for.

XDTM wrote:

Alipheese wrote:

XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even increased blood recovery rate by .01 per cycle. Made a slow stage peed virus (healing based on for others to know) and it healed .005 which is slower than natural per cycle.

I wrote the code, and healing symptoms do not scale. Nor does weight even (which does not increase blood recovery rate at all, just nutrition). Some symptoms still do, mostly harmful ones, and the positive ones which do scale usually are not worth wasting a slot for.

The nutrition increases recovery of blood thus why I say it increases it. Well then I must have observed some extremely long cases of bugs over the past few months sorry.

SHIT
AUX BASE
LANDING SPOTS


I love it when some idiot overrides my landing spot, placed north east with plenty of good minerals and no lava, and sets one near a tendril, also near the mining outpost. Good job!

Also shuttle calls that go "our job is done lets go home"
Fuck off
It's an EMERGENCY SHUTTLE
PLAY THE ACTUAL GAME

Valids secured let's go home.

People who run around in gas masks for no reason. You might as well print a big sign on your head that says "I rolled antag, dunk me."

maybe its cuz they have a fucking gas mask and no easy way to store it and just want to take the simplest option? this aint lifeweb where it thirds your vision cone, if you want the sign you get a balloon.

cedarbridge wrote:People who run around in gas masks for no reason. You might as well print a big sign on your head that says "I rolled antag, dunk me."

One time I put on a gas mask and used a chameleon ID and a mirror to disguise myself as Zoey Webb and performed a couple of murders. It was faaaaaaaaaaantastic.

confused rock wrote:maybe its cuz they have a fucking gas mask and no easy way to store it and just want to take the simplest option? this aint lifeweb where it thirds your vision cone, if you want the sign you get a balloon.

Literally no reason to have a gas mask when your breath mask does the same thing. You know, apart from the obvious reason people grab them, to hide your face with your ID off.

Gas masks reduce the effectiveness of smoke on you and I think they're also capable of filtering out non-O2 gases as well

I know when I first started playing someone told me that gas masks make your O2 tanks last longer and the reduce tank pressure to 16kPA trick before that became standardised in code.

Plus I'm pretty sure gas masks give you a slight increase in melee resistance

Anonmare wrote:Gas masks reduce the effectiveness of smoke on you

True!

Anonmare wrote:I think they're also capable of filtering out non-O2 gases as well

False!

Anonmare wrote:I know when I first started playing someone told me that gas masks make your O2 tanks last longer and the reduce tank pressure to 16kPA trick before that became standardised in code.

False!

Anonmare wrote:Plus I'm pretty sure gas masks give you a slight increase in melee resistance

False!

1/4's not bad!

RnD welding gas masks do have a little armor, though, which may explain where he heard that.

Did someone remove gas masks giving you a second or two of plasma filtration (pathetic and useless as it was)?

There of been a number of times when a second or two of filtration would've saved my life. When the brig gets suddenly flooded with knockout gas. Or you're in near-crit and you catch a whiff of plasma.

Laws/Lawsets that exist solely to allow silicons to valid people, usually something like "the captain can designate someone as non human blahblahblahblah"

Disgusting!

Non-scilicons who try to use asimov as a reason to be shit.

Silicons who ignore asimov because they'd rather follow space law or claim that letting someone into EVA could be harmful

Lazengann wrote:Silicons who ignore asimov because they'd rather follow space law or claim that letting someone into EVA could be harmful

People who through intention or negligence get reconverted to an tag status.

>late join chemist
>random engineer runs in and dunks a scientist
>give chase but drags still don't have slowdown so he's as fast as we are while dragsawing the dude
>finally we corner him in maint and he decides to jump to space
>start taking his victim to Medway
>haha just kidding he's a fuggin zombie now
>make a prod and cuffs because fuck zombies
>spotted the guy just making it out of maint
>get him to surgery and remove the tumor and get my own removed from an attack on the way to medbay
>he waddles out with a "fuck you guys " to me and the other two med lizards who just cured him
>find him not 3 minutes later reinfected
>take his head off and throw it out an airlock

Klara elstrom. Like emily ranger but not endearing enough to be likable while remaining unrelenting.

Just had a ops round where after the entire team fluked, klara took the ops gear and spammed syndiesoap all through the halls as everyone was chasing her, and then started actively firing disabler shots resisting arrest slipping everyone by throwing soap and looting them. That and the borgs went batshit and also started slipping everyone willy nilly with soap regardless of the round, i had to actually tap a borg on the shoulder (metaphorically) to suggest they slip the ops instead of the crew.

- I just really fucking hate constantly testing meme characters, no i dont need a skillcheck i want you dead and in cloning or on NO2 to stop your RP ADHD and severe mental health problems to constantly be a arse & make security's life hell whenever you are non-antag. Picking a hole at low IC crime in that if they keep constantly harrassing you with harmless pranks you can't effectively punish them IC without metagrudging (dragging freon canisters around the halls during a ops round is very shitty and not a harmless prank) they just seek to constantly humiliate and belittle you for some kind of power complex. Fuck i've just been trying to ease into security officer role after a absence and its wall to wall with this shit.

- Low ic constantly criminal characters are literally feigning insanity.

Klara is great, if you're going to whine about Sybil greytide whine about the mime players.

Lazengann wrote:Klara is great

Fake news

cedarbridge wrote:

Lazengann wrote:Klara is great

Fake news

One of us, one of us!

FantasticFwoosh wrote:

Lazengann wrote:Klara is great, if you're going to whine about Sybil minor IC crime whine about the mime players.

- I just really fucking hate constantly testing meme characters.

I've slept over it and got negative feelings out of my system, but really i mean low IC constantly griefing characters across the board.

Cecilia's much worse when it comes to greytide tbh

They're all shit. Gulag them,shoot their families. Gib their pets. Das rovia!