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They're all shit. Gulag them,shoot their families. Gib their pets. Das rovia!

Lazengann wrote:Klara is great

citation HEAVILY needed

People that spawn in as ghost roles solely to wordlessly murder other people that spawned in as one of the ghostroles. At least it's very rare.

darkpaladin109 wrote:People that spawn in as ghost roles solely to wordlessly murder other people that spawned in as one of the ghostroles. At least it's very rare.

I distinctly remember people grabbing the prisoner job because "lel i'm antag" and beelining for legion.
I distinctly remember this to be the last time I've genuinely hated someone in this game.

Qbopper wrote:

Lazengann wrote:Klara is great

citation HEAVILY needed

In reality, she's the worst of the worst. But because she's the worst of the worst makes her the best of the worst. Which is why they're fantastic.

darkpaladin109 wrote:People that spawn in as ghost roles solely to wordlessly murder other people that spawned in as one of the ghostroles. At least it's very rare.

Ahelp this. They may get slapped with a ghost role ban.

sometimes i try helping someone and i end up getting flashed and disposaled so i just fuck with them the whole round

Haevacht wrote:

darkpaladin109 wrote:People that spawn in as ghost roles solely to wordlessly murder other people that spawned in as one of the ghostroles. At least it's very rare.

Ahelp this. They may get slapped with a ghost role ban.

^, we don't like people fucking around with ghost roles to be a piece of shit

"Get out of the way chemist. You just make drugs and aren't a real doctor. Let me (an assisstant) into medbay so I can heal this guy you're trying to heal with medication already."

"Hello my name is Chemist, i am going to stare at you while you die in critical because im the middle of trying to mix corgium and don't actually consider myself a doctor"

Anybody can mix chems, scientists do it all the time as well as all the people who break in to steal the chemistry, there's no purpose to chemists being there than to just be drug cranking out robots.

FantasticFwoosh wrote:"Hello my name is Chemist, i am going to stare at you while you die in critical because im the middle of trying to mix corgium and don't actually consider myself a doctor"

Anybody can mix chems, scientists do it all the time as well as all the people who break in to steal the chemistry, there's no purpose to chemists being there than to just be drug cranking out robots.

This is usually what happens when I'm not playing chem tbh. I load the fridge with essentials while the other guy stuffs his face with krok and dies.

I just usually steal a spare microwave & drinks dispensers where i find them and mixology the useful array of bartender drinks into (Alcoholic) placebo tablets.

Did you know 'Brave Bull' raises your health with the refactor Xhuis did last year that 1 year later only just got noticed? Barefoot alcoholic drink, makes people without shoes heal 3 ticks, excellent for digitgrades. Mix it in with like 5 ounces of antihol to stop people dying.

Ignorance to how literally bartenders counter changelings by simply being able to dispense infinite coffee & coffee latte (via soy milk from kitchen) which also heals brute is the most ANNOYING thing.

>ounces

>Putting antihol in your alcoholic healing drink, purging it
>Not just getting coffee from a vending machine

Coffee machine is limited, i literally only ever use coffee machines for the robust coffee cups which are actually reskinned beakers.

That annoys me, flour sacks are actually reskinned beakers.

Coffee dispensing instantly, Thr little animation is radical.

tc trades

trees in this game are not real plants, you can also cut them down with a spear rather than relying solely on axe type weapons (i mean even a hatchet would suffice)

FantasticFwoosh wrote:trees in this game are not real plants, you can also cut them down with a spear rather than relying solely on axe type weapons (i mean even a hatchet would suffice)

Sharp spears is actually an oversight in lazy coding. Somebody took "is_sharp" and just stuck it on a million things instead of using proper vars for embedding.

cedarbridge wrote:

FantasticFwoosh wrote:trees in this game are not real plants, you can also cut them down with a spear rather than relying solely on axe type weapons (i mean even a hatchet would suffice)

Sharp spears is actually an oversight in lazy coding. Somebody took "is_sharp" and just stuck it on a million things instead of using proper vars for embedding.

so you either need to fix anything that can embed or change trees to use some new snowflake meme the same way?

wew

Tree-cutting speed is based on the item's force, so fireaxes and chainsaws are really good at it, unsurprisingly. You can also take a lot of time with glass shards.

Qbopper wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

FantasticFwoosh wrote:trees in this game are not real plants, you can also cut them down with a spear rather than relying solely on axe type weapons (i mean even a hatchet would suffice)

Sharp spears is actually an oversight in lazy coding. Somebody took "is_sharp" and just stuck it on a million things instead of using proper vars for embedding.

so you either need to fix anything that can embed or change trees to use some new snowflake meme the same way?

wew

Not really. You'd just have to go through and ctrl+f genocide a ton of "is_sharp" vars off of things that shouldn't have them and give them (I think it is anyway) can_embed instead. It would be a moderate balance chance as well since it would mean a ton of stuff would lose its ability to debrain heads.

cedarbridge wrote:

FantasticFwoosh wrote:trees in this game are not real plants, you can also cut them down with a spear rather than relying solely on axe type weapons (i mean even a hatchet would suffice)

Sharp spears is actually an oversight in lazy coding. Somebody took "is_sharp" and just stuck it on a million things instead of using proper vars for embedding.

intended

Everyone forgot there was a planetstation goof PR to fix this Planetstation: Build over chasms #25150

cedarbridge wrote:

Qbopper wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

FantasticFwoosh wrote:trees in this game are not real plants, you can also cut them down with a spear rather than relying solely on axe type weapons (i mean even a hatchet would suffice)

Sharp spears is actually an oversight in lazy coding. Somebody took "is_sharp" and just stuck it on a million things instead of using proper vars for embedding.

so you either need to fix anything that can embed or change trees to use some new snowflake meme the same way?

wew

Not really. You'd just have to go through and ctrl+f genocide a ton of "is_sharp" vars off of things that shouldn't have them and give them (I think it is anyway) can_embed instead. It would be a moderate balance chance as well since it would mean a ton of stuff would lose its ability to debrain heads.

ah, i wasn't sure how embedding code worked, glad to hear there's a halfway sane solution

Saying this "annoys" me is way too strong, but here's something that bugs me at least somewhat:

When you're an MMI you can listen and talk over the radio no problem.

When you're a borg you can listen and talk over the radio no problem.

If you're a dead borg you cannot listen or talk over the radio and can leave your "dead body" and ghost around.

If your borg body gets blown after you've already died you can reenter the MMI and continue to listen/talk over the radio.

Basically... why can't a dead borg continue to walk/talk over the radio?

Now one argument could be that the output is blocked, it's like when you jack headphones into your phones so it doesn't play music loudly.

I also get from a meta-perspective it's to shut a dead borg up so they don't scream about who killed them, especially since you can't just destroy a borg with sufficient damage or something.

But maybe one could make it so that when a borg dies it isn't considered "dead" yet and instead reboots for like ~5 minutes (or whatever) after which the MMI inside turns back on and can talk?

My point just is that it's weird how a blown borg (a MMI) is "alive" and can talk/listen to the radio while a "dead borg" is simply... well dead...

It's a really minor thing though.

dionysus24779 wrote:Saying this "annoys" me is way too strong, but here's something that bugs me at least somewhat:

When you're an MMI you can listen and talk over the radio no problem.

When you're a borg you can listen and talk over the radio no problem.

If you're a dead borg you cannot listen or talk over the radio and can leave your "dead body" and ghost around.

If your borg body gets blown after you've already died you can reenter the MMI and continue to listen/talk over the radio.

Basically... why can't a dead borg continue to walk/talk over the radio?

Now one argument could be that the output is blocked, it's like when you jack headphones into your phones so it doesn't play music loudly.

I also get from a meta-perspective it's to shut a dead borg up so they don't scream about who killed them, especially since you can't just destroy a borg with sufficient damage or something.

But maybe one could make it so that when a borg dies it isn't considered "dead" yet and instead reboots for like ~5 minutes (or whatever) after which the MMI inside turns back on and can talk?

My point just is that it's weird how a blown borg (a MMI) is "alive" and can talk/listen to the radio while a "dead borg" is simply... well dead...

It's a really minor thing though.

because you're dead?

Yes you're dead as a borg but if your dead body gets blown you're alive again.

It's just weird and makes you wonder why the MMI (which is apparently alive) can't talk from inside the dead borg shell.

because its fucking stuffy as fuck inside the shell, obviously.

Cyborg shells have good sound insulation to hide the pitiful screams of the brains inside

"The process of entombing a brain within the cybernetic shell drives the victim mad; the borgs tools are all sound controlled you see; so we have the brain and vocal cords implanted, and then use electrical stimulation to cause the brain to scream, thus creating the sounds we want; the actual controlling intelligence is a simple microchip fitted with decision making circuits. Borging is a prison sentence!"

When a HoP give themselves armory access and call you shitcurity when you arrest them for trespassing in the armory.

D&B wrote:When a HoP give themselves armory access and call you shitcurity when you arrest them for trespassing in the armory.

literally the only time i can picture myself agreeing with you

This is supposed to be the future but somehow there's only one hand drill on the station

The drill should be modifiable to crack open the vault safe.

Anonmare wrote:The drill should be modifiable to crack open the vault safe.

Stupid rabbit, git gud.

Lazengann wrote:This is supposed to be the future but somehow there's only one hand drill on the station

Meh, makes sense, space is full of weird magnetic, electrical and radioactive issues. You can't EMP a screwdriver

Anonmare wrote:The drill should be modifiable to crack open the vault safe.

only if it takes 30 years and jams all the time

Qbopper wrote:

Anonmare wrote:The drill should be modifiable to crack open the vault safe.

only if it takes 30 years and jams all the time

At that point why don't we just use a fucking spoon?

Qbopper wrote:

Anonmare wrote:The drill should be modifiable to crack open the vault safe.

only if it takes 30 years and jams all the time

and can be attacked in melee for a once-per-breakdown chance of restarting it to be fair

People who needlessly just chug all the bartender drinks for the hell of it or just seem to chuck them around wasting the content, its a IC issue but i seem to be a shitter magnet every time i roll bartender because i don't have a bottle over the counter policy.

> I play and RP properly, and this apparently is enough for a greyshirt to get so mad as to break into the bar by repeatedly hitting the tables with a fire extinguisher then personally assault me (IC: guy was pushed into a kangaroo court where they tried to kill the judge, got sentenced to become a nugget and went catonic: Only on Sybil)

FantasticFwoosh wrote:People who needlessly just chug all the bartender drinks for the hell of it or just seem to chuck them around wasting the content, its a IC issue but i seem to be a shitter magnet every time i roll bartender because i don't have a bottle over the counter policy.

>fwoosh describing a feel i know
i should just stop playing

It's probably a feel that all bartenders know
such is life in space

danno wrote:It's probably a feel that all bartenders know
such is life in space

Cycler shotgun for barmen when?

the double barrel is way too iconic to replace

danno wrote:the double barrel is way too iconic to replace

which is why I load it up with shotgun darts and FORCE people to have my drinks with the power of ballistics. You would be surprised how robust a shotgun dart with 30 units of beepsky smash is.

destroying all the bartenders drinks id one of the worst moves in this game and if I see someone do I will set up the sec gas chamber just for them

Unanchored lockers.

REEEEEEEE SPACE WIND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FantasticFwoosh wrote:People who needlessly just chug all the bartender drinks for the hell of it or just seem to chuck them around wasting the content, its a IC issue but i seem to be a imperfect person playing an imperfect game magnet every time i roll bartender because i don't have a bottle over the counter policy.

> I play and RP properly, and this apparently is enough for a greyshirt to get so mad as to break into the bar by repeatedly hitting the tables with a fire extinguisher then personally assault me (IC: guy was pushed into a kangaroo court where they tried to kill the judge, got sentenced to become a nugget and went catonic: Only on Sybil)

Last time someone did this in my bar I cuffed them to a chair and gave them 300 units of Absinthe and dropped them in front of medbay.

When an assistant knows you have a coin so he steals the entire YouTool to keep the insulos from you.

Our androids are cyborgs.
Our cyborgs are robots.
Our clowns aren't funny.

Space is stupid and doesn't make sense.