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Our androids are cyborgs.cedarbridge wrote: Our clowns aren't funny.
confused rock wrote:cedarbridge wrote: Our clowns aren't funny.
DisagreeAnonmare wrote:confused rock wrote:cedarbridge wrote: Our clowns aren't funny.
Anonmare wrote:confused rock wrote:cedarbridge wrote:fantasticfwoosh wrote: Our clowns aren't funny.
Disagree all you want but it's the truthPKPenguin321 wrote:DisagreeAnonmare wrote:confused rock wrote:cedarbridge wrote: Our clowns aren't funny.
i may want to stab bandit sometimes but they're the only good clown (at being a clown anyways) and this is an objective factAloraydrel wrote:Disagree all you want but it's the truthPKPenguin321 wrote:DisagreeAnonmare wrote:confused rock wrote:cedarbridge wrote: Our clowns aren't funny.
I did this as traitor once to convince get the AI raided. It was sad how easy it worked.Anonmare wrote:To be fair, I think we all want to stab bandit sometimes.
Also, people who assume any bolted or shocked door equals AI rogue. Even one that's obviously got its maintenance panel undone and is in the middle of nowhere station layout-wise.
lmao what admin investigated thatAdAstraPerAspera wrote:When people waste your time by ahelping the admins and the following investigation.
1. lizard ahelps me because he got his stuff taken from him by me, the warden. After he casually walked into the armory with the captains jetpack, laser, all access id and handtele but conveniently leaves it out and goes full dindunuffin, wasting both mine and the admin's time.
2. Chaplain ahelps me because after beating someone to crit they get arrested and I find a nuke core extraction kit on him. Chaplain claims I planted it on him. I had to argue with the admin that I didn't because the admin could only find my prints on it and says "Well you must have used an uplink to buy it and plant it on him".
>buying nuke core extraction kit
????
Turns out the chaplain spawned with it because you can only get it as part of your traitor objective but he was retarded and didn't see the whole YOU ARE THE TRAITOR text. Thus the admin decided I did not planted it after all.
What the fuckAdAstraPerAspera wrote:When people waste your time by ahelping the admins and the following investigation.
1. lizard ahelps me because he got his stuff taken from him by me, the warden. After he casually walked into the armory with the captains jetpack, laser, all access id and handtele but conveniently leaves it out and goes full dindunuffin, wasting both mine and the admin's time.
2. Chaplain ahelps me because after beating someone to crit they get arrested and I find a nuke core extraction kit on him. Chaplain claims I planted it on him. I had to argue with the admin that I didn't because the admin could only find my prints on it and says "Well you must have used an uplink to buy it and plant it on him".
>buying nuke core extraction kit
????
Turns out the chaplain spawned with it because you can only get it as part of your traitor objective but he was retarded and didn't see the whole YOU ARE THE TRAITOR text. Thus the admin decided I did not planted it after all.
The first one was handled properly.BeeSting12 wrote:lmao what admin investigated thatAdAstraPerAspera wrote:When people waste your time by ahelping the admins and the following investigation.
1. lizard ahelps me because he got his stuff taken from him by me, the warden. After he casually walked into the armory with the captains jetpack, laser, all access id and handtele but conveniently leaves it out and goes full dindunuffin, wasting both mine and the admin's time.
2. Chaplain ahelps me because after beating someone to crit they get arrested and I find a nuke core extraction kit on him. Chaplain claims I planted it on him. I had to argue with the admin that I didn't because the admin could only find my prints on it and says "Well you must have used an uplink to buy it and plant it on him".
>buying nuke core extraction kit
????
Turns out the chaplain spawned with it because you can only get it as part of your traitor objective but he was retarded and didn't see the whole YOU ARE THE TRAITOR text. Thus the admin decided I did not planted it after all.
Both were mine and I honestly had no idea that the objective worked that way. I presumed that like all traitor gear, the core carrier was ordered in. In any case, he didn't buy the thing, it just spawns with the objectives. He knew he was an antag, he had made a TC trade previous so he (and I) was confused how he ended up with contraband on him.AdAstraPerAspera wrote:The first one was handled properly.BeeSting12 wrote:lmao what admin investigated thatAdAstraPerAspera wrote:When people waste your time by ahelping the admins and the following investigation.
1. lizard ahelps me because he got his stuff taken from him by me, the warden. After he casually walked into the armory with the captains jetpack, laser, all access id and handtele but conveniently leaves it out and goes full dindunuffin, wasting both mine and the admin's time.
2. Chaplain ahelps me because after beating someone to crit they get arrested and I find a nuke core extraction kit on him. Chaplain claims I planted it on him. I had to argue with the admin that I didn't because the admin could only find my prints on it and says "Well you must have used an uplink to buy it and plant it on him".
>buying nuke core extraction kit
????
Turns out the chaplain spawned with it because you can only get it as part of your traitor objective but he was retarded and didn't see the whole YOU ARE THE TRAITOR text. Thus the admin decided I did not planted it after all.
The second, well euh. I don't want to turn this into an admin complaint
Yeah it's fine. That's why I didn't want to turn it into an admin complaint. The only issue I had with it was well, you're wording was very accusatory but it's kinda understandable I suppose.cedarbridge wrote:Both were mine and I honestly had no idea that the objective worked that way. I presumed that like all traitor gear, the core carrier was ordered in. In any case, he didn't buy the thing, it just spawns with the objectives. He knew he was an antag, he had made a TC trade previous so he (and I) was confused how he ended up with contraband on him.AdAstraPerAspera wrote:The first one was handled properly.BeeSting12 wrote:lmao what admin investigated thatAdAstraPerAspera wrote:When people waste your time by ahelping the admins and the following investigation.
1. lizard ahelps me because he got his stuff taken from him by me, the warden. After he casually walked into the armory with the captains jetpack, laser, all access id and handtele but conveniently leaves it out and goes full dindunuffin, wasting both mine and the admin's time.
2. Chaplain ahelps me because after beating someone to crit they get arrested and I find a nuke core extraction kit on him. Chaplain claims I planted it on him. I had to argue with the admin that I didn't because the admin could only find my prints on it and says "Well you must have used an uplink to buy it and plant it on him".
>buying nuke core extraction kit
????
Turns out the chaplain spawned with it because you can only get it as part of your traitor objective but he was retarded and didn't see the whole YOU ARE THE TRAITOR text. Thus the admin decided I did not planted it after all.
The second, well euh. I don't want to turn this into an admin complaint
In any case, the sorts of ahelps like this I get are pretty staggering. I know "for no reason" is the hot meme, but if you ahelp and say "sec arresting me for no reason" and your response to the followup "Did you steal literally everything in the captain's office/armory/attack the HoS?" is "Well yeah but he's a douchebag" fuck off.
It gives science a reason to actually have xenos, so dont complain, you are one power failure or meteor random event away from ending the round and you dont have to click yes to the ghost role.InsaneHyena wrote:Xeno organ harvesting.
>B-b-b-but ghost roles have no rights
Fuck you, it's still bad, and I cheer every time I see numbskulls from science fuck up and let the xenos loose instead.
My standard response has become "If I ask <big bad mean guy> if he's arresting you for no reason is he going to say yes?" "Well, probably not." "Why?" "Well, because I X, Y, and Z."AdAstraPerAspera wrote:The real fault of both ahelps were the people who sent in the complaint.
The lizard dude especially, I mean c'mon man what the fuck did you expect.
we just wanted the shuttle fuD&B wrote:To be honest the xenos that round were retarded and instead of fleeing to space stayed to fight a losing fight.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REMOVE AIRTANK GIBBINGAnonmare wrote:People who suicide by SM
You fuckers destabilise the engine and make it at risk of exploding
They were doing it before.Armhulen wrote:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REMOVE AIRTANK GIBBINGAnonmare wrote:People who suicide by SM
You fuckers destabilise the engine and make it at risk of exploding
Seriously, I hate the fact that some moron who only wants to play if he gets to be the bad guy can run up to the HOPline and explode, creating a huge mess that someone else has to clean up. How do you even make yourself explode, anyway, and why is it a thing?cedarbridge wrote:They were doing it before.Armhulen wrote:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REMOVE AIRTANK GIBBINGAnonmare wrote:People who suicide by SM
You fuckers destabilise the engine and make it at risk of exploding
Peeve: Roundstart suicides in general. Unless you suddenly realized "oh shit, I was supposed to be at my mom's funeral in 10 minutes I didn't mean to ready up" the only reason I can suspect that you're suiciding is to celebrate a failed antag roll.
I only ever roundstart suicide if I want to play drone, load up the drone dispenser and suicide so I can play a round of building autism forts and acting cute. but yeah, airtank suicide was a mistake.cedarbridge wrote:They were doing it before.Armhulen wrote:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REMOVE AIRTANK GIBBINGAnonmare wrote:People who suicide by SM
You fuckers destabilise the engine and make it at risk of exploding
Peeve: Roundstart suicides in general. Unless you suddenly realized "oh shit, I was supposed to be at my mom's funeral in 10 minutes I didn't mean to ready up" the only reason I can suspect that you're suiciding is to celebrate a failed antag roll.
Not gonna lie I just think roundstart suicide is fucking hilarious, seeing the reaction of whoever runs the place you just turned into a red mess never fails to put a smile on my face.cedarbridge wrote:They were doing it before.Armhulen wrote:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REMOVE AIRTANK GIBBINGAnonmare wrote:People who suicide by SM
You fuckers destabilise the engine and make it at risk of exploding
Peeve: Roundstart suicides in general. Unless you suddenly realized "oh shit, I was supposed to be at my mom's funeral in 10 minutes I didn't mean to ready up" the only reason I can suspect that you're suiciding is to celebrate a failed antag roll.
Most people agree with you but the tradeoff is that you also are able to do that if it pleases you and if murder bones start being punished its a slippery slope to rule 4 being abolishedCuboos wrote:Also, this is probably been said a million times (maybe even by me in this very thread) but valid hunters and murderboners...
Nothing ruins a round more than some asshat looking for their valids. Now granted, dying can be fun most of the time. Like walking into a death chute an atmos tech set up, that's fucking hilarious. But when you're grinding research and nearly half way done only for some greysuit wearing fuck with a e-bow and an e-sword to randomly walk up from nowhere and chop you to death or NotaSec McSoapnSlip knocks you down with the janitor's soap bar and searches your gear to find your emag just feels like such a pointless loss. I didn't even get a chance to try or do anything before i'm forced into waiting an hour for the round to end or a decent ghost role to appear. The only exceptions to this is if the murderboner is wearing a ridiculous outfit or if the clown steals your gear. Because dying to a man in a bunny suit with a corgi head is too ridiculous to get mad at and if that clown takes your gear you know he's about to fuck up with his clumsy gene and get himself killed or lynched.
Which is why i think that the real issue is that we give the tools for murderbone at roundstart instead of making the wannabe murderboners find their weapon of choice. Not only that, the ones you can buy roundstart are also the most effective murderbone tools around. Of course you're going to see a lot of ebow+esword/desword/revolver if they're easily available AND powerful.Nilons wrote:Most people agree with you but the tradeoff is that you also are able to do that if it pleases you and if murder bones start being punished its a slippery slope to rule 4 being abolishedCuboos wrote:Also, this is probably been said a million times (maybe even by me in this very thread) but valid hunters and murderboners...
Nothing ruins a round more than some asshat looking for their valids. Now granted, dying can be fun most of the time. Like walking into a death chute an atmos tech set up, that's fucking hilarious. But when you're grinding research and nearly half way done only for some greysuit wearing fuck with a e-bow and an e-sword to randomly walk up from nowhere and chop you to death or NotaSec McSoapnSlip knocks you down with the janitor's soap bar and searches your gear to find your emag just feels like such a pointless loss. I didn't even get a chance to try or do anything before i'm forced into waiting an hour for the round to end or a decent ghost role to appear. The only exceptions to this is if the murderboner is wearing a ridiculous outfit or if the clown steals your gear. Because dying to a man in a bunny suit with a corgi head is too ridiculous to get mad at and if that clown takes your gear you know he's about to fuck up with his clumsy gene and get himself killed or lynched.
This so much.Wulfe_L wrote: On topic: The main thing annoying me lately is greytiders wasting my time. I like to play Sec and HOP, and I enjoy talking through things with people, helping them get what they need or setting disputes, as well as dealing with antag threats.
But most of the time I can't do any of that, because I'm busy dealing with Lulz McRobusto #413 slipping people and throwing them into the bridge windows until they break before suiciding, for absolutely no reason they can provide. And of course, by the time I've caught them, brought them to Sec, searched them, re-caught them after they try to escape, set the timer, and added the crime to her records, I've spent three times longer arresting them than they'll be in the cell for.
I get it, some people get the most fun out of the game by stealing stuff and assaulting security while insulting them, good for them. But when it forces me to spend time that could be better served helping the GOOD crew, or combatting the antags, it can get... Irritating.
When a player server hops to ask you to investigate an incident that happened 20 minutes and one round prior because the Basil admins were all afk.cedarbridge wrote:15 minute multi-party ahelp chains to sort out grief that happened 20 minutes ago but I'm only alerted to after the round is over because they wanted to see the antag rolls first.
Stahp
Just got one of those earlier where it was rev anyway and there was no rulebreaking involved.Fiz Bump wrote:When a player server hops to ask you to investigate an incident that happened 20 minutes and one round prior because the Basil admins were all afk.cedarbridge wrote:15 minute multi-party ahelp chains to sort out grief that happened 20 minutes ago but I'm only alerted to after the round is over because they wanted to see the antag rolls first.
Stahp
The number of Medstaff that still can't function without cryo is concerning anyway.Anonmare wrote:Doctors who don't know how to ghetto cryo. Sometimes cryo gets blown up and most of the time I see doctors throw their arms up in defeat and pretty much say "No more cloning for anyone".
Seriously, all you need to do is get the cryo fluid in someone and get them cold. A wrenched cold shower or space will work after makign them swallow, eat or inject the fluid into them
Patient has suffocation damage, better stuff him into cryo instead of just zapping him down to 35 damage with a shot of epinephrine.Anonmare wrote:I prefer to use sleepers first because infinite chems. The medkits in storage are not for you plebians