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Anonmare wrote:I prefer to use sleepers first because infinite chems. The medkits in storage are not for you plebians

Patient has suffocation damage, better stuff him into cryo instead of just zapping him down to 35 damage with a shot of epinephrine.

One of these days I'm going to make all the MDs attend a seminar on proper medbay use and practices.

Suffocation is literally salbutamol, or CPR if you and they have lungs.
If the suffocation is caused by bloodloss, determine how severe it is.
If it's >85% - prescribe iron pills and send them on their way
If it's less <85%, saline-glucose and iron pills. If they're ~70%-75%, replace blood with transfusion.

Anonmare wrote:Suffocation is literally salbutamol, or CPR if you and they have lungs.
If the suffocation is caused by bloodloss, determine how severe it is.
If it's >85% - prescribe iron pills and send them on their way
If it's less <85%, saline-glucose and iron pills. If they're ~70%-75%, replace blood with transfusion.

Literally just hit them with an epipen/sleeper.

cedarbridge wrote:

Anonmare wrote:Suffocation is literally salbutamol, or CPR if you and they have lungs.
If the suffocation is caused by bloodloss, determine how severe it is.
If it's >85% - prescribe iron pills and send them on their way
If it's less <85%, saline-glucose and iron pills. If they're ~70%-75%, replace blood with transfusion.

Literally just hit them with an epipen/sleeper.

I heard if someones dead you dont have to heal them you can throw them in cloning and not worry about it so why dont you just kill people who come into the medbay with oxyloss then clone them. all this talk about healing them its like you dont even play med smh

shitty greytiders that unironically call you shitcurity for being arrested and scream and whine the whole way to the brig.

I try to be nice as sec, my strategy is to be super lenient the first 1 or two times and then gulag after that. The problem is the dumb shitters who don't get the message and just continue to reoffend and get pissed getting gulagged when I warned them that would happen.

kek the word 's h i t t e r' gets corrected to shitter

>they ahelp getting killed after breaking into caps office

MUAHAHAHAAHAH VALID

Nilons wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

Anonmare wrote:Suffocation is literally salbutamol, or CPR if you and they have lungs.
If the suffocation is caused by bloodloss, determine how severe it is.
If it's >85% - prescribe iron pills and send them on their way
If it's less <85%, saline-glucose and iron pills. If they're ~70%-75%, replace blood with transfusion.

Literally just hit them with an epipen/sleeper.

I heard if someones dead you dont have to heal them you can throw them in cloning and not worry about it so why dont you just kill people who come into the medbay with oxyloss then clone them. all this talk about healing them its like you dont even play med smh

you may laugh but i sat in the cloning scanner for almost five minutes in critical. (came to medical one point below the threshold.) the MD couldn't figure it out so he left me there until I died and it worked.

Armhulen wrote:>they ahelp getting killed after breaking into caps office

MUAHAHAHAAHAH VALID

I don't like sec jumping to lethals but if the grey roundstart bust into cap's office and get dunked I will always laugh

related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban

bandit wrote:related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban

I've done this twice and can confirm it already never goes well for the player

bandit wrote:related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban

I fucking DESPISE this, this is an easy way to get on my bad side instantly

Qbopper wrote:

bandit wrote:related to ahelping, the response that I get after 75% of ahelps that goes

"SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IF [ACTION WITHOUT ANY OF THE CONTEXT OF THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT] THEN I CAN MURDER THEM?"

if I was headmin I would adjust the rules to make saying this automatically double the ban

I fucking DESPISE this, this is an easy way to get on my bad side instantly

is there anyone who doesn't

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>captain
>trying to call, station is messed up by lings
>some guy repeatability recalls
>bsa him please centcom (RULE 0.2 EXISTS )
>lolnoresponse
>recall location some sat
>get laughed at by centcom for going to the wrong one
>finally arrive
>engineer sitting alone there right on the area where it was called
>must be him!
>murder the SHIT out of him
>bwoink
>"I'm not even going to yell at you that it was the wrong guy, i'll just adminheal him"
>i'm on thin ice
>thanks kev
>CE arrives
>nothing here could have called it but it has to be him
>oh well, go back to my office
>call
>recalled
>>PLEASE BSA HIM CENTCOM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE WANTS TO GO HOME
>call
>run out to catch him
>klara and a bunch of people slow me down
>didn't catch him, recalled
>talk with the CE, planning to shoot him with a fellow minebot
>"HELP HOS KILLING ME"
>ok klara 'slow me down more' ellstrom
>start shooting CE
>minebot helping
>minebot shoots me once
>fuk
>ce escapes and hides in space
>bleeding a lot
>I
>MUST
>CALL IT
>call shuttle
>destroy all consoles on the CE's autismspacebase
>one of them was secretly a recall thing
>nice
>this shuttle is staying called B)
>hum dee doo
>doop dee dooooo
>plasma everywhereeee
>tank ran out of airrrrrr
>fuuuuuck
>oh, autocloner!
>>>naked and locked in science
>ship leaves without me
>thanks, kev

Armhulen wrote:

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>captain
>trying to call, station is messed up by lings
>some guy repeatability recalls
>thanks, kev

That round was such a shitfest

People taking patches and applying them until they're fully healed as if greater volumes of styptic powder heal faster.

Swindly wrote:People taking patches and applying them until they're fully healed as if greater volumes of styptic powder heal faster.

Ahahaha I totally do this

Swindly wrote:People taking patches and applying them until they're fully healed as if greater volumes of styptic powder heal faster.

Syptic doesnt work like bicaridine, it has a front end, instant heal, and then a longer heal over time.

so applying more patches does, in fact, healing you faster as you keep reapplying the instant heal.

Just make synthflesh, it heals instantly. 50u of synthflesh will instantly heal 50 bute/burn damage. The recipe for it even uses styptic powder, just mix it with carbon and some blood (which you can just borrow from the monkeys, either the chef or genetics. Even your own blood can work as long as you take some iron pills to replenish your blood loss).

Styptic is more efficient tho since a 20u patch gives 20 instant brute heal plus about 120 over time if i did the math right.

When there's no admins on and drones and borgs use this as carte blanche to be absolutely shit.

When players pray for shit and then they WON'T STOP MOVING so I can spawn it

when bgo asks me to give him $20

If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

And if you're a mime and you break the oath to try and save your ass, please, don't.

D&B wrote:If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

And if you're a mime and you break the oath to try and save your ass, please, don't.

My gimmick as traitor clown is putting my uplink code in reversed order as PDA ringtone.

If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

>Sec, I'm a traitor. Let's make a dea-
>:s CAUGHT TRAITOR IN BRIG *CRACK* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH*

D&B wrote:If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

And if you're a mime and you break the oath to try and save your ass, please, don't.

I have a story about this.
>Be sec
>Rolled cargo in deltameme nice
>Doing my rounds
>Go up to arrivals
>Find a greyshit beating the fuck out of the mime
>"Aye what do we have 'ere den laddie?"
>Vicious beating stops
>"Well officer it's like this..."
>Mime immediately starts screaming about the greyshit/sec being rogue
>"Oh."
>We both start beating the shit out of mime again
>Mime goes into crit
>Greyshit helps me drag her to med
>Go to the bar and crack open some cold ones
>pretty cool duder tbqh
>tell my boys down at the station
>We have a good laugh
>Round ends
>Traitor mime
>it's Klara

InsaneHyena wrote:

If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

>Sec, I'm a traitor. Let's make a dea-
>:s CAUGHT TRAITOR IN BRIG *CRACK* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH*

What prompted this was

>HoS
>They bring in anime who bought s revolver and shot someone to death in plain sight
>Prepare to perma them
>"I'm an IAA hired by NT and you MUST release me"
>Oh sure
>Shutter crushed him while I asked him to count

People going on murder sprees when antagonist and then complaining about rounds being too short when not antagonist.

>"I'm an IAA hired by NT and you MUST release me"
>Oh sure
>Shutter crushed him while I asked him to count

>Not releasing him into space

>chemists who fucking go ape shit even if a doctor gods into chemistry to use an unused machine.
If I had a dollar for every time this has happened id be the richest fucker here.

When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

OhChildflayer wrote:

Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

It also peeves me when sec takes too long to beat the tar out of these sorts of people.

cedarbridge wrote:

OhChildflayer wrote:

Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

It also peeves me when sec takes too long to beat the tar out of these sorts of people.

It's more effective to just execute, space, and move on.

DemonFiren wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

OhChildflayer wrote:

Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

It also peeves me when sec takes too long to beat the tar out of these sorts of people.

It's more effective to just execute, space, and move on.

Space, move on.

That leaves a chance for survival, however slim.

OhChildflayer wrote:

Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

People underestimate the intense satisfaction I get from listening to a greytider scream "THERES OPS AND YOURE REALLY ARRESTING ME FOR MURDER SHITCURITY FUCKING ARRESTING ME DURING BLOB JESUS CHRIST". Its like drugs, although most of the time sec should be hunting down the noisiest antag during those rounds, don't be surprised if they arrest you for pushing the captain over and stealing his id. Or for building airlocks everywhere which disrupts sec a lot.

When RnD complains about costs when they don't do any part in getting the resources.

D&B wrote:When RnD complains about costs when they don't do any part in getting the resources.

I had a scientist pull a fabbed ebow on me as sec when I tried to go in to make guns during an ops round screaming "IM NOT BUFFING SEC IM NOT BUFFING SEC"

What is it about scientists these days that makes them so auts

When I play sec, I will arrest you for ANY crime you commit. Unless processing you is going to take an extra long time, is impossible, or I am under an immediate threat or see someone else being harmed, I will arrest you. I don't care what antags are out there.

tacolizard wrote:When I play sec, I will arrest you for ANY crime you commit. Unless processing you is going to take an extra long time, is impossible, or I am under an immediate threat or see someone else being harmed, I will arrest you. I don't care what antags are out there.

I dont arrest everyone committing every crime, if someones doing something like hacking a door I normally just tell em to cut that shit out then they scamper off, if its anything I see as greytiding I just beat the shit out of them and tell them if I catch them doing it again they're getting jail time. If you are committing a crime I wouldn't arrest you for cause of circumstance (ops, blob, wizard, etc) something like hacking into the caps office, and then you start talking a mess of shit at me I will arrest just for the salt.

Sec who arrest me as a traitor 8 minutes into the round and perma me just for having contraband. This was before I could even collect my damn costume to run a gimmick I was planning.

I mean my god, how much of a hard on do you have to have for "winning" this game to just completely cock block any attempt to roleplay. He wouldnt even use the suggested tracking implant. Just stripped and permad.

DemonFiren wrote:That leaves a chance for survival, however slim.

If they come back after getting cuffspaced, they're a ling that would survive execution space

Dr_bee wrote:Sec who arrest me as a traitor 8 minutes into the round and perma me just for having contraband. This was before I could even collect my damn costume to run a gimmick I was planning.

I mean my god, how much of a hard on do you have to have for "winning" this game to just completely cock block any attempt to roleplay. He wouldnt even use the suggested tracking implant. Just stripped and permad.

Yeah if you haven't been up to anything particularly nasty and the contraband isn't like, a double esword, Ill normally let confirmed traitors go if they give up their uplink codes, keywords, with a zero tolerance + chem implant. Although the quickest way to not getting your shit kicked in as a traitor is don't get caught buddy. Not going to find much sympathy if you're upset you got caught with contraband.

Nilons wrote:

D&B wrote:When RnD complains about costs when they don't do any part in getting the resources.

I had a scientist pull a fabbed ebow on me as sec when I tried to go in to make guns during an ops round screaming "IM NOT BUFFING SEC IM NOT BUFFING SEC"

What is it about scientists these days that makes them so auts

When the current powergaming sec/command staff barge in and make themselves guns until minerals run out. When it's ops it's fine, but it happens outside of that mode as well.

And often miners drop a load of minerals then go fight megafauna, either getting killed or collecting enough loot to not bother mining anymore, so if someone drains the first batch it can mean the end of cool RnD toys for that round. That's why i don't like people wordlessly coming in and printing stuff.

Of course, if someone asks, instead, i'll make them whatever they want. I like helping, and if i'm going to run out of materials i can just explain why i'm not printing them stuff, instead of having to forcefully get them out, after which i'm not in the mood for explainations and just look like a possessive scientist to the person i threw out.

Nilons wrote:

OhChildflayer wrote:

Reyn wrote:When sec (and the ai) don't care when you spot a ling putting away their armblade and were almost burnt to death, twice, and you got the guys names, but they arrest you when you enter sec using a dead lawyer's id. aka, security who need to get their priorities together

Or they spend ten minutes beating the shit out of me for building airlocks everywhere while people are screaming about cult members converting people. I mean, it's funny to me when they get overrun, but I imagine it aggravates people who expected Sec to come help them.

People underestimate the intense satisfaction I get from listening to a greytider scream "THERES OPS AND YOURE REALLY ARRESTING ME FOR MURDER SHITCURITY FUCKING ARRESTING ME DURING BLOB JESUS CHRIST". Its like drugs, although most of the time sec should be hunting down the noisiest antag during those rounds, don't be surprised if they arrest you for pushing the captain over and stealing his id. Or for building airlocks everywhere which disrupts sec a lot.

I rarely complain about being arrested, especially if I knew it would probably happen in response to what I'm doing. There's just something fun about winning stupid prizes.

When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS

Armhulen wrote:

Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS

They dont have to be team antags, but having the ability to make everyone on the station valid to the captain and sec by saying "hey im a ling this guys a ling kill him and gib him" is ridiculous.

Nilons wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

Nilons wrote:When a ling decides greentext is worth his ticket into heaven and sells out every other ling, and then the captain and sec take everything he says as gospel and wordlessly beat anyone he says is a ling to death

LINGS ARE NOT TEAM ANTAGS

They dont have to be team antags, but having the ability to make everyone on the station valid to the captain and sec by saying "hey im a ling this guys a ling kill him and gib him" is ridiculous.

But 'Lings use codenames on their custom chat channel, why would anyone believe he knew who the other lings were? Unless they were dumb and told each other who they were exactly.

So you don't get eaten, duh.