/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:00 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

When you just serve up a big platter of weird-ass food, including recipes you needed outside help with, and the round immediately ends.

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:38 pm**

When you cook cool food and people eat it so you can't show off what a good chef you are anymore

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:27 pm**

Validhunters who've forgotten how to love.
Traitor clown, get chameleon kit. Prepare to buy the regenerating pie cannon for high-octane antics.
Engineer sees me getting changed, goes out of their way steal a peek at the box. screams over the radio how I'm validsalad.

Bruh... if it had been an esword, or a revolver.. even an emag, yeah, sure. But they were literally just clothes.

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:09 pm**

If it happened a year ago, he would pull out a stun prod and space you. Jesus, that was cancer.

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:30 pm**

>be revhead
>get 18 revs converted
>not one is helping me attack sec and heads
>kill an officer solo
>revs immediately gather around for phat loot
>tell them to fuck off, this is mine
>eventually captured, where revs just watch me get taken away

And, polar opposite
>be rev
>one of two people converted
>killing sec/heads
>finally killed
>mime is still alive, has converted noone. NOONE.

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:22 am**

The fact that literally without fail at least 2-3 times a round I have to bwoink someone for some kind of OOC in IC (netspeak, emoticons, "this round" the subject of the forum shitshow). I know it's because of summer but seriously for the love of fuck

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:12 pm**

summerfags: always worse than you'd expect

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:38 pm**

BeeSting12 wrote:>be revhead
>get 18 revs converted
>not one is helping me attack sec and heads
>kill an officer solo
>revs immediately gather around for phat loot
>tell them to fuck off, this is mine
>eventually captured, where revs just watch me get taken away

And, polar opposite
>be rev
>one of two people converted
>killing sec/heads
>finally killed
>mime is still alive, has converted noone. NOONE.

this first one is not just beesting salt, I was watching this, it was utterly naueseatingly bad from everyone else (Except the med doctor rev, who managed to not only steal the corpses of the two useless revheads from sec but got them both cloned too)

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:23 am**

The SM Exploding 5 minutes in, or people calling the shuttle at the mere existence of a cult/ calling the shuttle once all the antags are dead,and the station is in good condition.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:24 pm**

bandit wrote:The fact that literally without fail at least 2-3 times a round I have to bwoink someone for some kind of OOC in IC (netspeak, emoticons, "this round" the subject of the forum shitshow). I know it's because of summer but seriously for the love of fuck

The fact that I got noted for saying "lolz" once while I was completely alone and playing with a gravity gun.

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:41 am**

CPTANT wrote:
bandit wrote:The fact that literally without fail at least 2-3 times a round I have to bwoink someone for some kind of OOC in IC (netspeak, emoticons, "this round" the subject of the forum shitshow). I know it's because of summer but seriously for the love of fuck
The fact that I got noted for saying "lolz" once while I was completely alone and playing with a gravity gun.

I got a note for using a smiley the one time I ever did. I still think it's funny though.

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:50 am**

summerfags

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:03 am**

woodman wrote:The SM Exploding 5 minutes in, or people calling the shuttle at the mere existence of a cult/ calling the shuttle once all the antags are dead,and the station is in good condition.

I feel as though a solid half of my complaints nowadays are of people calling the shuttle.

Why do we have a "Reason For Calling The Shuttle" requirement again? Ah, it's because people can type "Ian wants to go home" and leave the immaculate station within half an hour of arrival without Centcom slapping them in the dick for wasting their money.

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:44 am**

AnonymousNow wrote:
woodman wrote:The SM Exploding 5 minutes in, or people calling the shuttle at the mere existence of a cult/ calling the shuttle once all the antags are dead,and the station is in good condition.
I feel as though a solid half of my complaints nowadays are of people calling the shuttle.

Why do we have a "Reason For Calling The Shuttle" requirement again? Ah, it's because people can type "Ian wants to go home" and leave the immaculate station within half an hour of arrival without Centcom slapping them in the dick for wasting their money.

My pet peeve is that the majority of ALL BUT ONE OF THE GAME MODES WEW feature round-ending conditions so it doesn't even matter if the shuttle doesn't get called for dumb reasons, it's still going to be all over too soon anyway.

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:28 am**

This fucking shit needs to stop. It's my new et eeve.

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:39 am**

Anonmare wrote:This fucking shit needs to stop. It's my new et eeve.

o

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:04 pm**

Anonmare wrote:This fucking shit needs to stop. It's my new et eeve.

it's like "dat boi" - it was born at the hands of turbo normies, so it was a stillbirth as far as meme humor goes

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:00 am**

when lawyers grab prisoners that you're trying to process and take them away from you asking what their crime is. there is NO quicker way to get on my fucking nerves. when the person is in the cell and the windoor is closed, THEN i am more than happy to discuss sentencing with you. i always warn once and if they pull it again they're getting their access revoked and their sorry asses tossed down disposals.

in fact, lawyers in general ive found just really piss me off. they do literally nothing but whine about how many witnesses there were to an obviously guilty greytider beating up some other tider. i try to give them the benefit of the doubt but 99% of lawyers can fuck right off

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:03 am**

Deitus wrote:i try to give them the benefit of the doubt but 99% of lawyers can fuck right off

hmmm

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:45 am**

Whenever they steal a prisoner I just put them down for the accumulation of their crimes + whatever the tiders did.

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:17 am**

#rule0repukan is still the way to go but this once you're right.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:50 pm**

When I play as a Head and my entire department is seemingly staffed by mimes as they refuse to talk even if I directly address them or ask them to do something.

Also when the people who don't turn on suit sensors complain that nobody ever checks suit sensors.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:28 pm**

left 4 zed.

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:24 am**

when people keep breaking into my office as HoP
when the clown goes crazy with slipping
when the mime wallspams to annoy people
when a HoP is so braindead or stupid(figuratively) as to offer all-access to the clown
when the shuttle is called/recalled for the umpteenth time

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:39 am**

When you're the only person in sec roundstart (Detective) and clock cult declares war, and barely pull a victory out of your ass by assuming HoS/Captain's duties and hunting down the people who have clicks in their voices (A sign of warcult). Then people are mad that you validhunted during war cult post-round.

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:54 pm**

Security that Tase/strip for petty shit that can easily be resolved with "Hey, why'd you do X?" "Because Y" "<Okay¦Please don't.>" Context below:

There was one round the clown was doing nothing but printing off station-bounced radios from the autolathe, turning them on and shoving them in his backpack. I put 2 and 2 together and nicked the board out of the 'lathe, in plain view of an officer who was watching me do it.

Ten or so minutes pass and suddenly the Detective and another officer see me in the hall while I'm out getting a signaller so I can mess with someone, and Detective comes out baton swinging and the officer comes out with a hot Taser. Neither of them hit me until I get into the bar and literally stop moving; then the Detective cuffs me and drags me into the backroom with a "You son of a motherfucker" outlook because he wanted to print off some ammo.

(Legit, if he'd have asked, I'd have given it back no problem.)

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:31 pm**

Doctors who don't leave the defibrillators out.

Doctors who don't know what a defibrillator is and drag you straight to the cloner.

Doctors who use cryo when someone's in crit instead of slapping a bruise pack on them then using the sleeper.

Look, You're just wasting everyone's time. Cloning isn't always upgraded, so often being cloned means being in the pod for three or whatever minutes, then a minute to two minutes in cryo, then who knows how long wandering around gibbering for mannitol, nevermind all of your shit getting potentially stolen from the cloning room or if something in medbay get broken / the guy who killed you comes back to make you stay dead. Also, sometimes there's a fucking queue for the cloner, so if the bodies are piling up, the dead person is just out of the round.

If you use a defibrillator on the recently dead, all you need to do is stabilize them, which is usually easy unless they've had a massive toxins overdose, then sleeper them. That probably takes a 30 seconds to a minute.

Don't use cryo unless you've got an overflow of patients, not even to stabilize people, because you've got vending machines and a chemist's fridge full of bruise and burn patches, bottles upon bottles of epinepherine, and a fuckton of charcoal. Did I mention that chemistry can replace most of these medications in a few clicks? Don't fucking use cryo unless there's no other way. Also, set that shit to auto-eject so your patients don't get stuck.

I am sick of doctors being incompetent like this. Just learning one thing, to use a defibrillator, can bring a ton of often NEEDED PERSONNEL back into the round. When the captain or security gets revolvered /esworded, usually someone will drag them to medical right away. Defibrillate them. Other people's playtime literally depends on you not being a fuckwit, so don't ruin their round and be a good doctor.

So next time you see someone with a dead body bashing into medbay, consider that they're not after your shitty burn and brute kits. Maybe they're trying to get you to unlock the defibrillator cabinet so they can save someone.

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:08 pm**

you know I hate when people throw acidic limes at me that put me into in less than 5 seconds

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:56 pm**

ian hates it when i nearly dunk him with chairs

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:19 pm**

Qbmax32 wrote:ian hates it when i nearly dunk him with chairs

somebody's head needs to make contact with a trash bin right about now

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:53 am**

Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:54 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?

only the most autistic of all autists would do that

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:22 pm**

huehuehue wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?
only the most autistic of all autists would do that

shut the hell up!

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:07 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:Who the fuck gave oranges gameadmin?

who the fuck unbanned you

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:19 pm**

wait, i was banned?

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:47 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:wait, i was banned?

wait, you haven't?

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:09 am**

i don't think so

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:31 pm**

Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:00 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

lavaland was a mistake 2: electric boogaloo

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:53 pm**

I've taken to deconning the shuttle consoles on both sides and the shuttle and hope they kill themselves in frustration.

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:12 pm**

That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:21 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.

That's why you blind drop it ahead of time

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:29 pm**

Anonmare wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.
That's why you blind drop it ahead of time

remind me, does telescience still exist

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:32 pm**

Yes and no. It's just two interconnected telepads now.

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:53 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:That's when you send down an aux base with a teleporter on it.
That's why you blind drop it ahead of time
remind me, does telescience still exist

No

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:34 pm**

in that case, valid strategy would employ

even as nonantag because fuck miners

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:16 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:52 pm**

Armhulen wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner
*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*

and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything interesting he can still defend himself with his tools quite well, especially if upgraded fully

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:00 pm**

My issue is not with killing the target, it's with finding it.

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:12 pm**

huehuehue wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner
*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*
and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything interesting he can still defend himself with his tools quite well, especially if upgraded fully

i forgot about his 40 damage infinite gun lol

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:21 am**

Armhulen wrote:
huehuehue wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner
*has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you*
and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything interesting he can still defend himself with his tools quite well, especially if upgraded fully
i forgot about his 40 damage infinite gun lol

20 damage on the station.

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