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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:43 am
by Screemonster
Farquaar wrote:
confused rock wrote:When detectives and lawyers ask for shit roundstart as warden and I have the nerve to say no
How dare I not give you free things? If the det needed a sechud he’d start with one, lawyers are just assistants with brig access fuck off no pepperspray for you. No means no, asking nicely when you feel you’re owed something for being polite is just being rude.

Not going to defend morons who think that being rude IC will get them gear
Still, unless you're aiming to have a wanted greytider running around with the detective's revolver, it doesn't hurt to give him sechuds and a secbelt.

to be fair though there's more than a few people who've decided they're entitled to literally anything because someone gave it to them at roundstart once before and start whining up a fucking storm when you say no

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:56 pm
by Eskjjlj
Those damn millenials ruining ss13 with their inflated sense of entitlement.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:01 pm
by Anonmare
>Cracks open a can of Dr Gibb
>*big sip*
"They don't make assistants like they used to..."

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:29 pm
by BeeSting12
confused rock wrote:When detectives and lawyers ask for shit roundstart as warden and I have the nerve to say no
How dare I not give you free things? If the det needed a sechud he’d start with one, lawyers are just assistants with brig access fuck off no pepperspray for you. No means no, asking nicely when you feel you’re owed something for being polite is just being rude.

every round as sec officer i ask the warden for a laser rifle. 90% of the time i get it and use it for lighting cigarettes until something happens and i need lethals

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:36 am
by bandit
when I Iatejoin, go to mine, and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PROTO-KINETIC ACCELERATOR IS GONE, INCLUDING THE ONES ON THE MINING STATION

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:32 am
by gum disease
When you're dragging anything bulky and someone pushes it in the opposite direction down the halls instead of just budging over one tile so it's not directly in front of them any more.

When someone is close to crit and they ignore the medical borg trying to heal them/any other kind of borg offering to ferry them to medbay so they get treated faster. This one's 50/50 since borgs can be emagged/subverted, but most of the time these guy do eventually notice the borg and then proceed to say "Law 2, heal me."

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:45 am
by Coconutwarrior97
When tiders break in to get medkits instead of asking a doctor to take three seconds and sleeper them.

I get that you dont want some antag doc to morphine you but most docs are there to help you friend.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:56 am
by somerandomguy
Coconutwarrior97 wrote:When tiders break in to get medkits instead of asking a doctor to take three seconds and sleeper them.

I get that you dont want some antag doc to morphine you but most docs are there to help you friend.

WHen a doctor takes forever to get to you and then ODs you on bicard/tricord

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:48 am
by Shadowflame909
Coconutwarrior97 wrote:When tiders break in to get medkits instead of asking a doctor to take three seconds and sleeper them.

I get that you dont want some antag doc to morphine you but most docs are there to help you friend.


Why don't we just make it so that only doctors and above can correctly apply patches without chance of injury. Wait no this is a bad idea for medium to low rp aaa

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:37 am
by confused rock
why don't
Hear me out
why don't doctors just use sleepers in 3 seconds then instead of leaving me in the sleeper for 15 minutes and making me wonder if they're waiting for morphine to kick in or what

Doctor's only job is to heal people and 99% the time it seems like doctors are angry at you for giving them work and want to get it over with as hastily as possible.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:26 am
by Coconutwarrior97
[quote="confused rock"]why don't
Hear me out
why don't doctors just use sleepers in 3 seconds then instead of leaving me in the sleeper for 15 minutes and making me wonder if they're waiting for morphine to kick in or what

Doctor's only job is to heal people and 99% the time it seems like doctors are angry at you for giving them work and want to get it over with as hastily as possible.[/quote

Treating patients should be quick, find the issue, inject the chems. Only time its slightly longer is if you need to do surgery, give them blood, or make a chem you need to heal them with.

I don't think its generally done hastily because the doctors are angry with you, docs just have to prioritize healing/reviving people and often have alot of other things to juggle. Any doctor that takes more than 10 seconds to heal you in a sleeper, without any substantial chaos going on, is not a good doctor.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:33 pm
by delaron
Coconutwarrior97 wrote:
confused rock wrote:why don't
Hear me out
why don't doctors just use sleepers in 3 seconds then instead of leaving me in the sleeper for 15 minutes and making me wonder if they're waiting for morphine to kick in or what

Doctor's only job is to heal people and 99% the time it seems like doctors are angry at you for giving them work and want to get it over with as hastily as possible.[/quote

Treating patients should be quick, find the issue, inject the chems. Only time its slightly longer is if you need to do surgery, give them blood, or make a chem you need to heal them with.

I don't think its generally done hastily because the doctors are angry with you, docs just have to prioritize healing/reviving people and often have alot of other things to juggle. Any doctor that takes more than 10 seconds to heal you in a sleeper, without any substantial chaos going on, is not a good doctor.



oooooooooorrrrrrrrr we have seen you acting like a shitter and take our time with you as a result. Ask nicely and I will bend over backwards to help you out quickly. I absolutely love doing surgery and upgrades for people when they ask.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:55 pm
by Mickyan
anyone breaking into storage outside of emergency situations is getting morphined and straight-jacketed, I don't care if you had bad experiences with other doctors in previous rounds

In the past I had people actually pull away from me dragging them to a sleeper to go break into storage

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:11 pm
by Shadowflame909
>Be a PAI
>Get fireaxed by a regular crewmember
>Get tossed out into space for no reason
>Can't do shit because I'm effectively a valid ghost role I guess.

Give people the ability to do shitty things with no consequences. They will.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:51 pm
by Anonmare
pAI holoforms have space movement last I checked

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:57 pm
by Shadowflame909
Anonmare wrote:pAI holoforms have space movement last I checked


Yeah they do. But it kinda sucks to get chucked across a z-level or two at hyper speed. While you have to slowly walk back to the station.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:50 am
by confused rock
I'll hold still when reed glover isn't the only doctor who plays doctor to heal people, it isn't my fault a doctor is directly outclassed by a miner with a survival pen and a legion core.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:14 am
by Farquaar
confused rock wrote:I'll hold still when reed glover isn't the only doctor who plays doctor to heal people, it isn't my fault a doctor is directly outclassed by a miner with a survival pen and a legion core.

I heal as an MD
Therefore, Reed isn’t the only doctor that heals people
Now you must hold still forever, or forever lose your honour

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:10 am
by confused rock
Got you, reed plays chemist, not doctor.
It aint that they don't heal, it's that 90% of doctors are irritated when you have problems when they should be glad to remove an appendix. They heal, but don't plan to.

tfw the highest roleplay on tg station is assistants being scared to go to the doctor

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:55 am
by Malkraz
Sec and Command players who feel the need to go the round removal route over the most trivial matters. They then usually gloat about how you're "just mad you got caught" and "a shitter", autistically missing the point. It's pathetic and with higher than 90 IQ you could find other things to do with the person that makes the experience fun and doesn't just fuck somebody else out of playing the game for an hour.
Example: Round I just had as captain a traitor tried to slip me but fucked up and got himself instead. I found a bunch of traitor shit on him including a bomb. I cuffed him in the execution room, set a timer on the bomb and threw his bag containing some of his gear in a locker, telling him if he could escape before the bomb went off he would be a free man. The dude behind the screen isn't my enemy, he's someone else just trying to have fun with the dumb space game.
There's so many interesting things you can do in this game and I cringe every time I see some virginal redshirt-main wordlessly lethaling or perma'ing somebody who's made it clear they don't intend to be a threat. SS13 isn't about winning against "the shitters" and you're only going to drive more people to greytide.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:10 pm
by DemonFiren
>virginal
t. normie

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:53 pm
by confused rock
Imagine being the warden and having brig explode because the bluetider decided to set a live syndibomb in the execution room

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:13 pm
by Malkraz
It was a C4, it didn't even destroy the wall it was planted on lol

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:47 pm
by delaron
Malkraz wrote:Sec and Command players who feel the need to go the round removal route over the most trivial matters. They then usually gloat about how you're "just mad you got caught" and "a shitter", autistically missing the point. It's pathetic and with higher than 90 IQ you could find other things to do with the person that makes the experience fun and doesn't just fuck somebody else out of playing the game for an hour.
Example: Round I just had as captain a traitor tried to slip me but fucked up and got himself instead. I found a bunch of traitor shit on him including a bomb. I cuffed him in the execution room, set a timer on the bomb and threw his bag containing some of his gear in a locker, telling him if he could escape before the bomb went off he would be a free man. The dude behind the screen isn't my enemy, he's someone else just trying to have fun with the dumb space game.
There's so many interesting things you can do in this game and I cringe every time I see some virginal redshirt-main wordlessly lethaling or perma'ing somebody who's made it clear they don't intend to be a threat. SS13 isn't about winning against "the shitters" and you're only going to drive more people to greytide.



This 100 million times over! Bravo for spelling it out. The person on the other side of the screen isn't your enemy.

Except when you hear someone on discord verbally state that if board they like to just fucking wreck peoples game... /sigh

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:54 am
by Drynwyn
delaron wrote:
Malkraz wrote:Sec and Command players who feel the need to go the round removal route over the most trivial matters. They then usually gloat about how you're "just mad you got caught" and "a shitter", autistically missing the point. It's pathetic and with higher than 90 IQ you could find other things to do with the person that makes the experience fun and doesn't just fuck somebody else out of playing the game for an hour.
Example: Round I just had as captain a traitor tried to slip me but fucked up and got himself instead. I found a bunch of traitor shit on him including a bomb. I cuffed him in the execution room, set a timer on the bomb and threw his bag containing some of his gear in a locker, telling him if he could escape before the bomb went off he would be a free man. The dude behind the screen isn't my enemy, he's someone else just trying to have fun with the dumb space game.
There's so many interesting things you can do in this game and I cringe every time I see some virginal redshirt-main wordlessly lethaling or perma'ing somebody who's made it clear they don't intend to be a threat. SS13 isn't about winning against "the shitters" and you're only going to drive more people to greytide.



This 100 million times over! Bravo for spelling it out. The person on the other side of the screen isn't your enemy.

Except when you hear someone on discord verbally state that if board they like to just fucking wreck peoples game... /sigh


So I instinctively processed "Malkraz" as "Malkevin", and my brain nearly melted when I read that.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:06 am
by zxaber
When you're playing engi-borg and the AI yells at you for adding N2O to the SM.

When you get permission from both the AI and Engineering to modify the SM, and then Security thinks you're intentionally trying to delam the engine with ten minutes of pipe changes.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:08 pm
by Anonmare
I should run one of my patented CO2 engines again one of these days

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:35 pm
by Denton
Security getting bored and harassing crew because they can't get their valids on

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:58 am
by Just L
Borgs fucking around in the brig or letting greyshirts into the brig. At least it's a free and easy gulag for the latter.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:12 pm
by Farquaar
When you're tatoring and you start using the code words in every conversation but the other traitors didn't read anything but their uplink password so they don't pick up on it

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:20 am
by zxaber
To be fair, trying to work with other tators is a good way to die. I've learned my lesson the hard way.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:12 am
by bandit
Farquaar wrote:When you're tatoring and you start using the code words in every conversation but the other traitors didn't read anything but their uplink password so they don't pick up on it


at least the code words aren't pulled from the same list of 30 anymore

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 5:53 pm
by Skillywatt
Malkraz wrote:Sec and Command players who feel the need to go the round removal route over the most trivial matters. They then usually gloat about how you're "just mad you got caught" and "a shitter", autistically missing the point. It's pathetic and with higher than 90 IQ you could find other things to do with the person that makes the experience fun and doesn't just fuck somebody else out of playing the game for an hour.
Example: Round I just had as captain a traitor tried to slip me but fucked up and got himself instead. I found a bunch of traitor shit on him including a bomb. I cuffed him in the execution room, set a timer on the bomb and threw his bag containing some of his gear in a locker, telling him if he could escape before the bomb went off he would be a free man. The dude behind the screen isn't my enemy, he's someone else just trying to have fun with the dumb space game.
There's so many interesting things you can do in this game and I cringe every time I see some virginal redshirt-main wordlessly lethaling or perma'ing somebody who's made it clear they don't intend to be a threat. SS13 isn't about winning against "the shitters" and you're only going to drive more people to greytide.


also valid hunting captains that fancy themselves HoS and spend the round ordering SEC around and telling us to arrest people for the dumbest stuff and then giving inane sentences when we bring them in.

One round recently a captain kept telling us who was "high priority" to arrest and I'd tase/cuff the red W's, click and see a note for like "broke glass in bar" or "stole gloves" or something stupid. First few times I played along and hauled them into brig but then quit once the captain made it clear he was perfectly fine perma'ing/1000pt gulaging people for small stuff on a green shift. I just started arresting people, removing the red W and they'd somehow "escape".

it was one of the few rounds the SEC hate from the crew was actually legitimate

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:52 am
by zero the big boy
miners who roundstart rush to get augs as the only miner creating about 20 minutes of downtime with no mats
miners who hunt megafauna and retire; mining only the things they get from following signals and making arenas
miners who don't mine as non tators you know what fuck you if you don't mine as a miner any tator would kill for a katana or memento mori or some shit like that why aren't you mining
miners

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:01 pm
by confused rock
Why giving 3 people such responsibility and the most op shit on the most isolated part of the game was a bad idea

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:46 pm
by DemonFiren
lavaland: a mistake

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 5:06 pm
by Shadowflame909
To add to the mining issue.

>George Melons searches the jump to list for any lava-land Xenomorphs.

>Looks for a spawner nearest to it.

>Digs all the way to the ruin.

>Gets face-hugged xDDD.

>"Well we got Xenos now but that's now an ic issue because the griefer didn't directly become an antagonist so they cant be punished.

I still have grievances that this is acceptable depending who you're talking too.

Also, morphs are a non-issue because they suck HARD.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:13 pm
by Kryson
When you play on Terry and ahelp, no admins are on and you don't get a response even when the round ends an hour+ later.

When you try to TC trade and actually have an admin on for once and they decide to not to trade because they denied someone else a different trade the same round.

When people barge in to xenobio and demand xenoling, or just start emptying slime pens to make xenoling themselves.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:26 pm
by confused rock
In generalPeople who feel obliged to be given equipment they specifically lack roundstart cuz they shouldn’t have it
Yes, hops will give themself all access. I don’t want him in the armory, he doesn’t start with it.
Detectives would start with sechuds if they needed them. Once I caved in and gave a seemingly reasonable detective sechuds, then the next time I see him he’s wildly launchin slugs down the hallway hittin passerby.
No cargo bitch, I don’t have to give you a spare mop. You hacking into the service lathe wordlessly instead of suggesting I print one makes me want to print your head off. You’re a cargo tech, you coulda ordered your own too.

Engi sec officer steals the last pair of gloves, leaving the poor dumb engi gloveless, but sec won’t ever arrest him. It gets funny when sec asks for a (insert soammable lethal weapon here) as warden because there’s (stunnable threat here) and I say no because they’re gonna abuse it and they say “WELL DON’T EXPECT ME TO DO MY JOB IF YOU NEED HELP IN THR FUTURE” like bitch I should still expect it, I’m doing my job by not giving you a tempgun which I KNOW you’ll spam at people as if it doesn’t hurt, you do yours and protect and serve.

My favorite of all, though, is people who make rage stories cuz admins wouldn’t give them a tc trade.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:35 pm
by Anonmare
People who keep ordering something that is impossible for me to accomplish or constantly re-stating it as though reality will change to allow it.
Security officers who use confiscated emags to emag cyborgs, and cyborgs who let it happen.
People forgetting armoury/toxins/engineerin/atmos/upload are restricted areas and can be denied access given probable cause
People forgetting you can't abide hurting a human a little bit to stop a lot of harm they would do down the line
People blaming you for firelock crushing caused by a fire alarm

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:59 pm
by NoxVS
When there is a disease spreading and I have a cure but no one will take it and refuse to take their masks off for me to feed it to them

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:05 pm
by zxaber
Anonmare wrote:Security officers who use confiscated emags to emag cyborgs, and cyborgs who let it happen.

Being emagged by Sec or the Captain is fun, because they will inevitably tell me the whole crew is syndicate. So if I see a fight happen, I can roll up and stun-arm the aggressor, drag them away, and helpfully remind them not to harm syndicate agents.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:00 pm
by bandit
Anonmare wrote:People who keep ordering something that is impossible for me to accomplish or constantly re-stating it as though reality will change to allow it.
Security officers who use confiscated emags to emag cyborgs, and cyborgs who let it happen.
People forgetting armoury/toxins/engineerin/atmos/upload are restricted areas and can be denied access given probable cause
People forgetting you can't abide hurting a human a little bit to stop a lot of harm they would do down the line
People blaming you for firelock crushing caused by a fire alarm


people who think the Captain/HoS/etc's orders inherently outrank an assistant/whatever's orders to silicons, and then call you rogue when you say they don't

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:06 am
by Farquaar
When people go through the effort of publishing a book but can't be bothered to read it through once beforehand
Instead, they copy-paste the whole thing and never realize that you can only enter in a limited number of characters at a time
Thus, instead of the library being filled with garbage literature, it gets filled with incomplete garbage literature

Exhibit A
Spoiler:
doesn'tknowhowtowritebooks.png

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:51 am
by PKPenguin321
Farquaar wrote:When people go through the effort of publishing a book but can't be bothered to read it through once beforehand
Instead, they copy-paste the whole thing and never realize that you can only enter in a limited number of characters at a time
Thus, instead of the library being filled with garbage literature, it gets filled with incomplete garbage literature

Exhibit A
Spoiler:
doesn'tknowhowtowritebooks.png

I mean, with something like that you basically get the gist of it from just the title. The joke is that that's a book being published in the first place, not that you have to actually read the text word for word and laugh.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:45 pm
by Farquaar
I prefer finished memes over malformed memes that died in childbirth

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:24 pm
by wubli
people who aggro grab someone and throw them against an airlock instead of asking them, like a decent person, to open it
so basically, people who play this as a singleplayer game. i hate all of you and i hope you stub your toe

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:42 pm
by confused rock
asking someone to be let out repeatedly and them finally taking 10 seconds and being annoyed instead of simply grabbing them twice and opening the door at no cost to anyone

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:32 pm
by PKPenguin321
wubli wrote:people who aggro grab someone and throw them against an airlock instead of asking them, like a decent person, to open it
so basically, people who play this as a singleplayer game. i hate all of you and i hope you stub your toe

on the flipside, i hate when i ask somebody to open a door and then they just stand there like an idiot or outright ignore me

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:55 am
by confused rock
When people fucking DRAG DOWNED BLEEDING PEOPLE and turn a MINOR INJURY into FIFTY PERCENT BLOOD REMAINING