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Posted: **Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:32 pm**

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wubli wrote:people who aggro grab someone and throw them against an airlock instead of asking them, like a decent person, to open it
so basically, people who play this as a singleplayer game. i hate all of you and i hope you stub your toe

on the flipside, i hate when i ask somebody to open a door and then they just stand there like an idiot or outright ignore me

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:55 am**

When people fucking DRAG DOWNED BLEEDING PEOPLE and turn a MINOR INJURY into FIFTY PERCENT BLOOD REMAINING

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:18 am**

confused rock wrote:When people fucking DRAG DOWNED BLEEDING PEOPLE and turn a MINOR INJURY into FIFTY PERCENT BLOOD REMAINING

All doctors should carry roller beds in their backpack, failing that just go grab a locker to drag people in so they wont lose blood.

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:22 am**

hitting them once with garze makes the bleeding stop and safe to drag around... but who ever uses garze haha

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2019 12:12 am**

Coconutwarrior97 wrote:
confused rock wrote:When people fucking DRAG DOWNED BLEEDING PEOPLE and turn a MINOR INJURY into FIFTY PERCENT BLOOD REMAINING
All doctors should carry roller beds in their backpack, failing that just go grab a locker to drag people in so they wont lose blood.

You can't carry a rollerbed in your backpack.

I tried to get them made more portable with a W_CLASS reduction but I got turned down

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2019 1:17 am**

you can fit rollerbeds in your backpack. I tried to fold them and after pressing Z it got turned down into a backpack snuggling c shape

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:00 am**

don't play multiplayer games if waiting 10 seconds for someone to do something for you is so annoying
i agree, it's annoying when they ignore you, but skipping that and straight up going for pretending it's an NPC is being a dick

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:14 am**

in what way does it inconvenince the thrown person? it's as disruptive to the thrown person as it is to me when someone picks a green beard and yellow hair, but I can't whine bout that.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:14 pm**

confused rock wrote:in what way does it inconvenince the thrown person? it's as disruptive to the thrown person as it is to me when someone picks a green beard and yellow hair, but I can't whine bout that.

Imagine that you’re looking at the computer of your acquaintance right next to you. You ask them to click on something, but when they take too many seconds for your liking you grab their hand to move the mouse and press down on their fingers to click. It’s not inconvenient, but it is wierd and rude.

Granted, real life isn’t the same as a 2D space clowning simulator, but the illustration holds up more or less

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:56 am**

Farquaar wrote:
confused rock wrote:in what way does it inconvenince the thrown person? it's as disruptive to the thrown person as it is to me when someone picks a green beard and yellow hair, but I can't whine bout that.
Imagine that you’re looking at the computer of your acquaintance right next to you. You ask them to click on something, but when they take too many seconds for your liking you grab their hand to move the mouse and press down on their fingers to click. It’s not inconvenient, but it is wierd and rude.

Granted, real life isn’t the same as a 2D space clowning simulator, but the illustration holds up more or less

this
it's rude, the other character is a person, you're playing a (you can argue with me about this, but i believe it's a roleplaying) game in which rounds last from 45 minutes to 2 hours, if waiting 10 seconds is really that annoying then play a different game
i know tg is low rp but refusing to do something as basic as asking someone to open an airlock is just no rp at all. you can even justify doing it with roleplay if the person is actively ignoring you, but otherwise you're just using other players as your ID card.

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:09 am**

When a traitor tastefully uses a code word in a sentence, such as the chef saying "Anyone want a sandwich for breakfast?" and powergamers start screaming "ARREST HE! CODEWORDS! HES VALID!!!".

Is it so hard to suspend disbelief?

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:22 am**

Kryson wrote:When a traitor tastefully uses a code word in a sentence, such as the chef saying "Anyone want a sandwich for breakfast?" and powergamers start screaming "ARREST HE! CODEWORDS! HES VALID!!!".

Is it so hard to suspend disbelief?

>expecting people to want to lose on a no-rp competitive 24/7 tdm ss13 server

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:56 am**

I will occasionally just copy paste the code words round start if I'm a traitor and I haven't been burned yet. Also, I'm sure you can ahelp someone killing you as long as you were subtle.

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:08 pm**

Boris wrote:Seeing tickets/ahelps still open in the tickets tab once they've been delt with, this god damned pains me deeply

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING TICKETS REEEEEEEEEE

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:18 pm**

Kryson wrote:When a traitor tastefully uses a code word in a sentence, such as the chef saying "Anyone want a sandwich for breakfast?" and powergamers start screaming "ARREST HE! CODEWORDS! HES VALID!!!".

Is it so hard to suspend disbelief?

If there wasn't anything distinguishing it from a normal message, next time say it as a nonantag and watch the shitters get themselves banned
If the "sandwich" was capitalized or something don't do it or you'll probably get banned for banbaiting

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:17 pm**

inb4 "Act like an antag get treated like an antag lol lol"

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:27 pm**

somerandomguy wrote:
Kryson wrote:When a traitor tastefully uses a code word in a sentence, such as the chef saying "Anyone want a sandwich for breakfast?" and powergamers start screaming "ARREST HE! CODEWORDS! HES VALID!!!".

Is it so hard to suspend disbelief?
If there wasn't anything distinguishing it from a normal message, next time say it as a nonantag and watch the shitters get themselves banned
If the "sandwich" was capitalized or something don't do it or you'll probably get banned for banbaiting

unless you're clown

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:21 pm**

Bagil becoming extremely low RP/no RP, filled with overescalation, memes in chat, ooc in ic, and general unpleasantry.

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:40 pm**

when someone starts staring at me stop staring at me you dipshit you know you're making me uncomfortable for the LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME JESUS CHRIST

Posted: **Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:44 pm**

Vile Beggar wrote:when someone starts staring at me stop staring at me you dipshit you know you're making me uncomfortable for the LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME JESUS CHRIST

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:48 pm**

Bringing in someone who's dead but defibbable to medbay, asking the CMO to vend synthflesh from the medi-vendomats only to watch them use brute packs before taking the guy to cloning. There was synthflesh available because another doctor vended it just as the CMO dragged the body away. I really miss being able to vend items as a borg.

When you spend a considerable amount of time tending to someone who likely killed themselves with their own plants. Defibbing them, giving pentetic to purge all the toxins so they don't immediately die again and then having them insult you for taking too long. :^)

The latter makes me laugh because I saw several people walk past their body in the halls until I grabbed them.

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:40 am**

not gonna lie if I brought someone back into the round and they bitched about time it took to do it that's a surefire way to get me not to bother bringing them back into the round again

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:16 pm**

People who weirdly hover around you. Iunno if this happens to other people but sometimes I get people who hover around me. And my powergamer brain thinks 'either he is a creep (antag), tot/ling, hivemind or just actually creepy and it's becoming unnerving'. Sometimes it's the former and they were timing their attack in a really blatant manner. It happens. But a lot of the time it was the latter.

I don't mean like, trying to be friendly and involved in what you're doing or asking for stuff from you and killing time with small talk. Asking questions about what you're doing. Sometimes people just want to learn from someone experienced. I mean like commenting on innane shit and watching you work quietly for a long time. It's kinda creepy eeky.

Posted: **Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:17 am**

people who don't vote hulkamania are my pet peeve

Actually tho, people who aren't willing to compromise and must have everything their way.

Posted: **Mon Mar 04, 2019 8:54 pm**

Let's see... a few things

>When the AI doesn't realize that law 1 can actually override a lot of greyshits trying to invade departments with dangerous tools and supplies in them
>When the AI doesn't realize that some law 2 orders can easily and logically be overriden by law 1 in general
>When people Imediately go "AI ROGUE" because I didn't open the door to the captain's office for a greyshirt within 10 nanoseconds or some shit
>Being randomly murdered by greytide
>being immediately hunted down as antag even if i'm not overtly hostile
>Security caring more about "Muh Valids" than keeping the station in order.
>People who call the shuttle for no reason when the situation is reasonably under control
>People who Refuse to call the shuttle when a situation is FUBAR. IE, Tesloose, Engine Delammed, half the station is fucking craters from maxcaps.
>People who recall the shuttle in FUBAR scenarios.
>"We Can fix it" people when 50% or more of the station is gone.
> Murderboning antags
>"AI OPEN" "YOURE NOT ON CAMS!" AI OPEN" "I CANT OPEN I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE" "AI ROGUE REEE WONT OPEN RANDOM MAINT DOOR" "fffuckssakes."
> People who put dumb laws into the AI.
>Botanists who don't supply the cook at all.
>Cooks who don't supply food at all
>people who randomly steal ids
>Botany in general really
>My inability to remember how to make maxcaps long term.
>Security being either completely incompitent and shitty or the fucking ghestapo, with no indication of which it will be until traitor stuff happens...

Just... normal bagil things.

Posted: **Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:40 pm**

>When the AI doesn't realize that law 1 can actually override a lot of greyshits trying to invade departments with dangerous tools and supplies in them

For me it's when the AI/borgs consider a wrench, insulated gloves, paper, etc harmful and use law 1 to reject your orders. That or silicons who see you disarm someone once and immediately chainflash you and weld you into a locker and drag you to sec while ignoring all law 2 orders because "MUH LAW 1"
They are the worst silicon players to ever live and can fuck right off

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:46 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:
>When the AI doesn't realize that law 1 can actually override a lot of greyshits trying to invade departments with dangerous tools and supplies in them
For me it's when the AI/borgs consider a wrench, insulated gloves, paper, etc harmful and use law 1 to reject your orders. That or silicons who see you disarm someone once and immediately chainflash you and weld you into a locker and drag you to sec while ignoring all law 2 orders because "MUH LAW 1"
They are the worst silicon players to ever live and can fuck right off

[Common] Frank Price says “Ai, Open”
[Security] K.U.T.T.Y. states “ASSISTANT BREAKING INTO TECH STORAGE”
Very angry-making to hear this as warden

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:12 am**

basically any story that goes

>doing [literally anything]
>cultist stuns me and converts me

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:24 am**

ooh qbopper that reminds me of a story
>farming
>cultist stuns and converts me

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:37 am**

People who type an average of 0.5 complete sentences in an entire round.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:39 pm**

People with no knowledge of engineering seeing engine modifications and instantly try to detain for 'sabotage'

Friendly wizards

People that murderbone every time regardless of antag in the most uncreative way they can think of

People whose entire character can be summed up by the words 'Nya' and 'Kleptomania'

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:35 pm**

SaveVatznick wrote:People who type an average of 0.5 complete sentences in an entire round.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:48 pm**

When someone bombs the station and we're actively repairing the damage/rebuilding the department if need be, and the shuttle is still called.

Multiple bombings = yeah sure, let's peace the fuck out.
Medbay got bombed once (and cloning/cryo wasn't even damaged badly) = why are we leaving?

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:53 pm**

Traitor lings. Lavaland Xeno Ruin

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:27 pm**

SaveVatznick wrote:People who type an average of 0.5 complete sentences in an entire round.

If I end up having to ban someone and I see this then I give them a tougher punishment.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:01 pm**

FloranOtten wrote: People whose entire character can be summed up by the words 'Nya' and 'Kleptomania'

Honestly legit clinical kleptomania is pretty annoying. They should be stealing random stupid shit because of the compulsions, not just valuable things.

Posted: **Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:53 pm**

ThanatosRa wrote:
FloranOtten wrote: People whose entire character can be summed up by the words 'Nya' and 'Kleptomania'
Honestly legit clinical kleptomania is pretty annoying. They should be stealing random stupid shit because of the compulsions, not just valuable things.

As a further thought if I were playing sec these days i would brig the fuck out of a thief for extra time for trying to get off for being a klepto.

Posted: **Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:58 am**

Abbrevations like 'wtf' in IC chat.
IRL Memes in IC chat.
Liggers, nyaggers.

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:25 am**

People who call it "Cyro".

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:48 am**

Players who don’t know how to be likeable so they base their character gimmick around being attention whores who spew OOC memes ICly.

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:49 am**

HEADS CLOWNS AI AND OTHER RETARDS WHO MAKE BIG LETTERS THEIR DEFAULT WAY OF SPEAKING

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:25 pm**

terranaut wrote:HEADS CLOWNS AI AND OTHER RETARDS WHO MAKE BIG LETTERS THEIR DEFAULT WAY OF SPEAKING

RIP Bryce Jackson

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:57 pm**

I always make big letters the way of speaking as AI, because it seems a lot of the time people miss what I say

You can always ask the AI turn off big text

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:52 pm**

SaveVatznick wrote:People who call it "Cyro".

i thought for years that the cryptographic sequencer (emag) was called the 'cyto-graphic sequencer'

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:23 pm**

People that don't play along to my security meme and instead just insult me, forcing me to shrug and instead of getting them to sign a confession they get ten minutes.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:26 pm**

Kryson wrote:When a traitor tastefully uses a code word in a sentence, such as the chef saying "Anyone want a sandwich for breakfast?" and powergamers start screaming "ARREST HE! CODEWORDS! HES VALID!!!".

Is it so hard to suspend disbelief?

ITT: people who don't remember when there were only like 20 possible codewords and as a result they literally never got used

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:30 pm**

khorne chaplains asking for free stuff because they killed ian

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:07 pm**

I can't even remember the last time I got angry from getting killed except this one time in medbay someone stunned me and dragged me in the crematorium, which was bolted open, then I realized he had been camping the place and killed at least half a dozen people in the exact same way

I felt such second-hand shame for how absolutely lame it was that whenever I'm sad and for the rest of my life I will look back at that moment and take solace in the fact that at least I am not as outrageously lame as someone that would do something like that

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2019 12:58 am**

Found another thing that really annoys me. Contradictions.

FloranOtten wrote: Friendly wizards

People that murderbone every time regardless of antag in the most uncreative way they can think of

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:29 am**

I'm opening a support ticket to fix whatever the fuck is causing all of my CMO rounds to instantly turn into rev rounds.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:35 am**

datorangebottle wrote:Found another thing that really annoys me. Contradictions.

FloranOtten wrote: Friendly wizards

People that murderbone every time regardless of antag in the most uncreative way they can think of

You know, there's a middle ground between 'Uncreatively murderbone' and 'Friendly'.

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