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Cargo will bitch and moan about shitsec if you stop them from owning infinity nuclear weapons. Then, when you come to take them, they'll murder you and the admins will call it an IC issue. Why bother? They usually don't kill anyone anyway.

i hate the escalation policy

Sec officers actually stealing legal stuff from prisoners for actually no good reason

Shitsec once stole my emergency oxygen tank because "I NEED IT"


Retards that steal my gloves

People not using their department headsets.
Clowns and mimes griefing, it just gets old. I like when a clown or mime at least has a distinct gimmick.
People bitching about getting outrolled, it's a bummer but also I do not care.
Seriously, people not using their department headsets...

Nothing sucks more than when you need to put somebody out and can't because some genius ran off with all the hallway fire extinguishers gear roundstart and left them lying empty in the hallway.

For the love of Pete, the emergency cabinets are there for a reason.

instrument thieves, especially when I have musician quirk

Slowdown from lockers

Crates don't slowdown but they can't be made with metal and it's harder to move a dead body around some fucking memelord running up to you, walking into you and stealing your locker by pushing it just for shits and giggles.

People opening lockers and crates in general, I was moving a supermatter crate shard through the hallway to engineering one time and the HoP (in the most braindead move I have ever seen) unlocks and opens the shard crate and walks into it. This was under the old radiation system too so I immediately got perma-stunned by radiation, and everyone who was within eyeball distance also got stunned, we eventually died from radiation/the SM explosion.

33 fucking morgue trays on meta and 6 genetics consoles in exchange for the EXPERIMENTOR. not a good trade IMO

Anonmare wrote:Slowdown from lockers

Crates don't slowdown but they can't be made with metal and it's harder to move a dead body around some fucking memelord running up to you, walking into you and stealing your locker by pushing it just for shits and giggles.

People opening lockers and crates in general, I was moving a supermatter crate shard through the hallway to engineering one time and the HoP (in the most braindead move I have ever seen) unlocks and opens the shard crate and walks into it. This was under the old radiation system too so I immediately got perma-stunned by radiation, and everyone who was within eyeball distance also got stunned, we eventually died from radiation/the SM explosion.

oh holy fuck this

I remember back in the days before the ore redemption machine and we had to actually deliver mats to research personally and disposals was broken so I, a miner, just decided to drag a crate there and people just could not keep their fucking hands off it
not even stealing it, just clicking the crate to open it because they were curious what was in it like gee I wonder what could possibly be in that crate that a miner is dragging towards research

Farquaar wrote:Nothing sucks more than when you need to put somebody out and can't because some genius ran off with all the hallway fire extinguishers gear roundstart and left them lying empty in the hallway.

For the love of Pete, the emergency cabinets are there for a reason.

Slipping people is more important than putting out fires.

When I spend 5 minutes bringing someone back to life and they're AFK

Feels like the new genetics and experimentor rejiggering was sloppy. The BEPIS was shoved into a corner of the oversized firing range room, and the ScienceDrobe vendor is gone.

Screemonster wrote:

Anonmare wrote:Slowdown from lockers

Crates don't slowdown but they can't be made with metal and it's harder to move a dead body around some fucking memelord running up to you, walking into you and stealing your locker by pushing it just for shits and giggles.

People opening lockers and crates in general, I was moving a supermatter crate shard through the hallway to engineering one time and the HoP (in the most braindead move I have ever seen) unlocks and opens the shard crate and walks into it. This was under the old radiation system too so I immediately got perma-stunned by radiation, and everyone who was within eyeball distance also got stunned, we eventually died from radiation/the SM explosion.

oh holy fuck this

I remember back in the days before the ore redemption machine and we had to actually deliver mats to research personally and disposals was broken so I, a miner, just decided to drag a crate there and people just could not keep their fucking hands off it
not even stealing it, just clicking the crate to open it because they were curious what was in it like gee I wonder what could possibly be in that crate that a miner is dragging towards research

Stealing a miner's locker of minerals was a murder worthy action. The handful of times I had to kill some assclown who wanted to take my haul and use it to plaster statues through the halls, I never got a bwoink for hurling them out into space after I bayoneted them vigorously. While the silo system is pretty nice, I wish cargo had the ability to distribute the minerals around, instead of everyone just drawing from the same pool. Sometimes you need to punish Robotics for researching combat mechs before getting miners their NV mesons, or worse, their fucking tools.

xenobiologists who kill the last slime of any color

xenobiologists who dont recycle monkeys

xenobiologists who have adult and baby slimes in the same pens

xenobiologists who arent me

When doctors ignore the chemfridge that you stocked with pure, intricately crafted medicines and just barge into your lab to make it themselves.

It's even worse when you explicitly tell the medical staff repeatedly about the medicine stockpile you're providing for them, and update them the medicines you're making, and it all falls on deaf ears.

The fridge has all the pentetic, oculine, inascutiate, and synthflesh you could ever want or need, my guy. All you have to do is pay attention. Not every chemist dumps medicine on the medical lobby floor like an animal.

When crewmembers are so unrobust that not only will they not try to stop antags who are murdering you, but they’ll just let the antag wander the station unopposed afterwards, having casual conversations with the murderer like a regular crewmember. Meanwhile you and his other victims are round removed and get to watch the known murderer do bar RP with a bunch of staticname xenos.

I’m looking at you, Manuel.

Having to interact with other people. The good thing about the internet is that you can control who gets access to you. In real life, it's open season.

But to write something about the game, Manuel metafriend in-group bias combined with the sensitivity of Manuelites. Given the round lengths especially during lowpop this can severely affect your experience if you aren't careful! They just want to do their lame snowflake RP and you do not want to inadvertently get in the way of that! Ahahaha. It goes against the spirit of the game in ways I can't quite articulate but essentially the game is supposed to be a cooperative effort between you and the rest of the crew but the groups of metafriends end up treating it like a chatroom where they only want to interact with each other. And even if you aren't willing to inject yourself into somebody else's cringe RP session sometimes you need things from other people, particularly jobs like medbay which still end up attracting snowflakes more interesting in chatting and helping their friends than doing their jobs properly somehow.

Farquaar wrote:When crewmembers are so unrobust that not only will they not try to stop antags who are murdering you, but they’ll just let the antag wander the station unopposed afterwards, having casual conversations with the murderer like a regular crewmember. Meanwhile you and his other victims are round removed and get to watch the known murderer do bar RP with a bunch of staticname xenos.

I’m looking at you, Manuel.

if i am not sec i'm not going out of my job description as a doctor to arrest someone.

>a person being forcefed beans for 10 mins straight by multiple people is MRP.

JusticeGoat wrote:

Farquaar wrote:When crewmembers are so unrobust that not only will they not try to stop antags who are murdering you, but they’ll just let the antag wander the station unopposed afterwards, having casual conversations with the murderer like a regular crewmember. Meanwhile you and his other victims are round removed and get to watch the known murderer do bar RP with a bunch of staticname xenos.

I’m looking at you, Manuel.

if i am not sec i'm not going out of my job description as a doctor to arrest someone.

Maybe not, but you could at least tell security when you see the literal murderer instead of chatting with said murderer about the weather.

bodythrows

Just do it the Sybil way:

• Report the murder
• It's 70-pop
• There is 1 security officer, no warden, no HoS
• The Captain is trying desperately to execute the HoP for disrespecting him
• The AI and a Borg are desperately trying to rescue the HoP
• The captain, who specifically called the Borg there, is insisting executions aren't human harm
• Meanwhile, nonantag hulks are breaking into random places to steal everything that isn't bolted to the floor
• Three corpses, including yours, have maxed suit sensors
• The AI has been asking someone to retrieve you for 15 minutes and all your organs are rotted
• Finally, an assistant stumbles across your body and puts it in medical
• You're put in the healthcare queue right after someone shot with a 50u Bacchus' Blessing shotgun dart.

Knaive wrote:When people litter.
When no one locks the emitters, and to an extent the collectors.
When techs replace every pump in atmos with a volume pump.
When ninjas walk around in the halls all exposed and being seen by everyone.
When people tell me to 'Keep up the good work' while I'm working.

Wow, this is still scarely accurate 7 years later

Being blocked without being told a reason
Idk why that upsets me, it's like a personal insult for me

please return the glasses you take from bar, those cost money
if you throw glasses you're not only not making use of my time by wasting the alcohol but you're also being a dick for the sole purpose of being a dick

this is always marked as IC issue though so I just have to keep asking people to please don't do it because it's really rude
if you don't want to interact with bar or speak to people just don't come - don't come to bar solely to piss people off because you think it's a hilarious gimmick to be an asshole to people who put time into trying to be sociable

I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

Captains that won't give the spare out

name one reason why a sane captain should do that in a normal situation

People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search

ive discovered that its way easier to do this without cuffing

sinfulbliss wrote:I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

Touch grass.

Rohen_Tahir wrote:

sinfulbliss wrote:I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

Touch grass.

that ass is grass.

Rohen_Tahir wrote:

sinfulbliss wrote:I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

Touch grass.

Listen retard, if you tell me to touch grass one more time I will literally go outside and grab a chunk of grass and throw it at you. First of all no one "touches" grass, you walk on grass. Second, I'll have you know I have had more action in the past year than you have in your entire life. I didn't want to bring this up,I really didn't, because it's cheap and extremely improper, but you've finally made me go there. You did it. Are you happy?

DO NOT DISS MY HARD WORK WITH YOUR DISGUSTING, LOW VALUE INSULTS. In fact - forget the whole thing. You, me, toolboxes, Fulpstation (I'm still banned from TG so yeah), holodeck. Let's settle it like men.

Timonk wrote:

Captains that won't give the spare out

name one reason why a sane captain should do that in a normal situation

Because I am HoS and AA is sooo important for me. Otherwise it's just electrified doors or people gettin merk'd while we yell "AI OPEN."

Timonk wrote:

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I've discovered that its way easier to do this without cuffing

I do that sometimes but it requires 3 batongs if they have a hardsuit which is wasted charge. Also if it's a spot-search they can be easily taken by tiders and escape due to not being cuffed once they escape stamcrit.

sinfulbliss wrote:

Rohen_Tahir wrote:

sinfulbliss wrote:I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

Touch grass.

Listen retard, if you tell me to touch grass one more time I will literally go outside and grab a chunk of grass and throw it at you. First of all no one "touches" grass, you walk on grass. Second, I'll have you know I have had more action in the past year than you have in your entire life. I didn't want to bring this up,I really didn't, because it's cheap and extremely improper, but you've finally made me go there. You did it. Are you happy?

DO NOT DISS MY HARD WORK WITH YOUR DISGUSTING, LOW VALUE INSULTS. In fact - forget the whole thing. You, me, toolboxes, Fulpstation (I'm still banned from TG so yeah), holodeck. Let's settle it like men.

Seethe and cope.

sinfulbliss wrote:

Timonk wrote:

Captains that won't give the spare out

name one reason why a sane captain should do that in a normal situation

Because I am HoS and AA is sooo important for me. Otherwise it's just electrified doors or people gettin merk'd while we yell "AI OPEN."

Timonk wrote:

-quote-

I've discovered that its way easier to do this without cuffing

I do that sometimes but it requires 3 batongs if they have a hardsuit which is wasted charge. Also if it's a spot-search they can be easily taken by tiders and escape due to not being cuffed once they escape stamcrit.

No I meant by asking them nicely

Timonk wrote:

sinfulbliss wrote:

Timonk wrote:

Captains that won't give the spare out

name one reason why a sane captain should do that in a normal situation

Because I am HoS and AA is sooo important for me. Otherwise it's just electrified doors or people gettin merk'd while we yell "AI OPEN."

Timonk wrote:

-quote-

I've discovered that its way easier to do this without cuffing

I do that sometimes but it requires 3 batongs if they have a hardsuit which is wasted charge. Also if it's a spot-search they can be easily taken by tiders and escape due to not being cuffed once they escape stamcrit.

No I meant by asking them nicely

ah yuh m8 just take your shit off all of it please, aye thanks. NAAAAAAAH COPER I GOT A 10 INCH BLADE WHISH IS ALEGAL IN ZA UK INNIT M8? WELL IM FINNA USE LETHAL FORCE YA FUCKIN KUNT.

Surprisingly enough that kind of search works on most innocent people

Timonk wrote:Surprisingly enough that kind of search works on most innocent people

Yeah it does work on innocent people... But as sec you don't wanna be searching innocent people to begin with. Unless you're really desperate for finding some guy, you really only search people who you think are guilty, and guilty people are not gonna comply with a bag search. They're going to whip out their 357 and doubletap you then run like the wind

thats why you dont search persons without cuffs in maint

you think that people who you think are guilty are guilty but they are just guilty if you find something. if they dont have anything illegal they have no reason to run, making it easier to search them even without cuffs.

Timonk wrote:thats why you dont search persons without cuffs in maint

you think that people who you think are guilty are guilty but they are just guilty if you find something. if they dont have anything illegal they have no reason to run, making it easier to search them even without cuffs.

This reads like a Shadowflame post

That reads like a Farquaar post

Timonk wrote:thats why you dont search persons without cuffs in maint

you think that people who you think are guilty are guilty but they are just guilty if you find something. if they dont have anything illegal they have no reason to run, making it easier to search them even without cuffs.

That's the problem though, you don't know they don't have anything illegal until after you search them.

Personally, I'll ask nicely if I don't have good reason to believe the person is guilty/dangerous. But if they are a prime suspect and you think it's likely they have bad stuff on them, you should just baton + search to minimize the risk (you don't even need to cuff, just baton and search).

i agree with you on that one

My biggest pet peeve is people who talk about their pet peeves like anyone cares. Like, really, do you think people will care about your pet peeves on the internet or bother to read them? It's honestly the cringies-

sinfulbliss wrote:My biggest pet peeve is people who talk about their pet peeves like anyone cares. Like, really, do you think people will care about your pet peeves on the internet or bother to read them? It's honestly the cringies-

says the person who writes pet peeves.

I hate the antichrist.

sinfulbliss wrote:I think this about covers them...

• Tiders preventing officers from bringing an antag into custody
• Any form of friendly antag
• Wardens/HoS's who chem implant without putting chems into the implanter first
• Captains that won't give the spare out
• Sec that have moral problems with antag executions
• Rev round no longer ending after the gamemode is over
• People who freak out because of a 15 second cuff-and-search
• Tiders who tide sec during red-alert threats but are too pussy to validhunt
• HoPs who give brig access or deputize people
• Not having access to cargo when you need to order mindshields/lasers/etc.
• Crew who ignore the blob exists
• People who are mean in dchat after losing a fight
• People who are mean in dchat to antags because the antag ruined their round
• Murderboning under 20pop

breathe some outside air

Rohen_Tahir wrote:I hate the antichrist.

me too

Fikou wrote: breathe some outside air

fight me

Dax Dupont wrote: ↑Mon May 26, 2014 11:59 am Fucking greytiders stealing engineering's gloves and sec not doing shit about it.
Getting pushed 1233214214 times when pulling shit.
Kawaii faggots
Janitors that don't put signs out or slip people intentionally.
Stupid fucking clowns that do nothing but grief in a really lame way. It's funnier when they do more clever things. Also Sacramouche clown is best clown.
Antag mimes, seriously. Also people that suicide if they spawn as non-antag mime. Should be banned for that shit.

this

miggles wrote: ↑Tue May 27, 2014 8:02 am people with the last name "williams" also happen to be very bad
you can tell because their last name is williams, and this speaks a lot about their character and the way they play
oh wait, no it doesnt

based miggles

Sherrie Williams
I expect nervere to arrive in T-3 hours

i hate people who are so dense that they dont pay attention at all to anything that anyone says
like one round i screamed out both the name and location of a tot that was murdering me on a shift with 3 seccies, a det, a warden and a HoS, literally no one noticed and they all said "wheres cap?" then completely forgot that i even existed
like seriously what else are you doing that's making you forget about the literal murder of the captain