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Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:27 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Yes, the CMO should have batoned and detained the security officers.

I can't imagine that going poorly for him at all. It's not like they'd all crowd in, beat the shit out of the CMO, and then drag him off to perma.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:02 am**

Cheimon wrote:Yes, the CMO should have batoned and detained the security officers.

I can't imagine that going poorly for him at all. It's not like they'd all crowd in, beat the shit out of the CMO, and then drag him off to perma.

Sec need to accept that sometimes non-antags absolutely can beat the shit out of them within space law if they go too far.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:16 pm**

But why would they accept that? If they can avoid it, they will, like any player. So they do.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:57 pm**

Cheimon wrote:But why would they accept that? If they can avoid it, they will, like any player. So they do.

Yeah but they need to not whine in deadchat when the captain declares them Over The Line and puts an all-access bounty on their heads.

Posted: **Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:42 pm**

admins who decide to "spice up" antag rounds by giving certain people special abilities and equipment that completely shit over everyone else and turn the station into a murderbone shithole.

Posted: **Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:06 pm**

Thralls who murderbone or kill people when they encounter them alone in maintenance while shadowlings are still alive. You are directly impeding the goals of your masters by killing people who are convertable and it makes me fume when the same people kill everyone over and over as a thrall then have the audacity to complain that the mode is bad because shadowlings never win.

Posted: **Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:06 am**

Cultists who go "herpaderp ire is blood nahlizet is join karazet is hell balaq is self" at roundstart. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU FUCKING WANKREL EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN ALL FOUR WORDS FOR YEARS NOW
Swarmers that spend 100 years trying to break an r-wall while there are dozens of buttons, lightswitches, holopads, etc. left untouched

Xenobiologists who close the outer doors that I have left open for A FUCKING REASON
Xenobiologists who do the above and open the inner doors, resulting in slimes getting loose, every time
Xenobiologists who don't use the slime scanner
Xenobiologists who do the above while shoving monkeys into a pen of multiple unscanned slimes
Xenobiologists who do the above with pens of differently colored slimes, some of which are junk
Xenobiologists who put used slime extracts in the fridge
Xenobiologists who bump into you constantly
Xenobiologists that have 100000 monkeys alive at any given point
Xenobiologists that water monkey cubes with the fire extinguisher, wasting water and usually resulting in the above

People who break glass tables
People who steal IDs for no reason

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2015 7:43 pm**

Lawyers that decide "it's my job to hinder security", and proceed to do things like stealing your prisoners or messing around with the evidence.

Argue about brig times, sure, and if you're amusing enough or have a good point I'll do my best to listen. Try and set up an interesting trial? I'll help if there's time. You want your client to have some other punishment than perma, and you have some sort of interesting reason? Go ahead.

But going "I need a word with my client", running off with a prisoner, and then bolting away into your law office, and releasing the prisoner once security's distracted? That's not good lawyering, that's aiding and abetting criminals.

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:09 pm**

Cheimon wrote:Lawyers that decide "it's my job to hinder security", and proceed to do things like stealing your prisoners or messing around with the evidence.

Argue about brig times, sure, and if you're amusing enough or have a good point I'll do my best to listen. Try and set up an interesting trial? I'll help if there's time. You want your client to have some other punishment than perma, and you have some sort of interesting reason? Go ahead.

But going "I need a word with my client", running off with a prisoner, and then bolting away into your law office, and releasing the prisoner once security's distracted? That's not good lawyering, that's aiding and abetting criminals.

If a lawyer in ss13 can get you out of the permabrig by falsifying evidence they deserve a medal not a kick

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:41 am**

I don't mean falsifying. I mean things like just stealing any gear they can get their hands on, hiding things in case somebody gets convicted, that sort of stuff. Admittedly not as common as the stealing prisoner problem.

While we're on prisoners, people that wander in halfway through an arrest, who have no idea what have just happened, and rescue the prisoner. Then, when you confront them, they go "he was innocent!". You have no idea of that, dude.

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:39 pm**

on that topic: people who suicide the moment they're captured by security. usually after a murderboner.

in my eyes, that brands you as the cancer destroying tgs.

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:42 pm**

When that happens i take the suicided/catatonic body, dress it up in embarrasing outfit/makeup and strap it to an electric chair in a glass cage in front of the brig cells. You can still humiliate them even if they are dead

Posted: **Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:41 am**

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
Cheimon wrote:But why would they accept that? If they can avoid it, they will, like any player. So they do.
Yeah but they need to not whine in deadchat when the captain declares them Over The Line and puts an all-access bounty on their heads.

see now no matter what sec do I wont accept a captain who gives all access as a reward for anything sure encourage the crew to lynch shitty sec officers but any captain or hop who gives all access as a reward or prize can go fuck themselves

Posted: **Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:10 pm**

I think most-access is better, give em everything but armory and ID console, maybe no engineering or toxins if you really think you cannot trust em

Posted: **Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:33 pm**

i've had people fire shots at me and attempt to climb over the desk and kill me because I refused to give them all access so they could be a "bounty hunter."

i blasted him with my e-gun and dragged him into maint and spaced the body.

Posted: **Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:02 pm**

Wyzack wrote:When that happens i take the suicided/catatonic body, dress it up in embarrasing outfit/makeup and strap it to an electric chair in a glass cage in front of the brig cells. You can still humiliate them even if they are dead

I just make an announcement calling them a pussy if i have access, otherwise I call them a pussy over common channel. Zero tolerance for that sort of thing.

Posted: **Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:59 pm**

Wyzack wrote:I think most-access is better, give em everything but armory and ID console, maybe no engineering or toxins if you really think you cannot trust em

Thats what I mean by "giving them all-access"

Giving actual all-access is known as "simultanous stroke and aneurism while developing brain cancer and going braindead"

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:11 am**

People like that person lucina who purposely rp as an asshole.

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:23 am**

I really hate it when the Leather Overcoat or Leather Jacket doesn't spawn in the assistant clothing room. I love how they look!

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:31 pm**

When I'm using soap to clean up a hallway and someone shoves me aside, undoing the cleaning I was doing.

Also, people who leave long trails of blood across the station.

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:12 pm**

People who destroy all my work as a cook.

Lately it's happening way too often in lowpop rounds (three times this week already), and it's incredibly annoying to see 30 minutes of work destroyed FNR.

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:16 pm**

capi duffman wrote:People who destroy all my work as a cook.

Damn it, I thought you were a cook / chef IRL and your pet peeve was people eating what you cook

Posted: **Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:08 pm**

Some players logic....

Posted: **Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:34 pm**

Admins who think they're better than the players.

Posted: **Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:10 pm**

oranges

Posted: **Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:38 pm**

when the ass aint fat

also tonto being banned

Posted: **Sat Oct 31, 2015 2:17 am**

Holoparasites and everyone that use them. They are too cost efficient and encourage mass murderboning and everyone that I've seen use them so far has just been killing people who like to RP or do their jobs, none of the people they kill ever have purpose towards their objectives as traitors and like 10% of the people using them seem to ever achieve green text.

Posted: **Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:24 am**

Sceptiles wrote:

Posted: **Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:18 am**

I like holoparasites. It lets you be part of a team, and it feels a lot better to accomplish something that way even if it's easier.

Posted: **Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:05 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Sceptiles wrote:

That is literally the purpose of this thread. Being salty. It's not clever commentary.

On topic, AIs that decide to get all up in my business about how I do my job. I don't tell you how to shock doors, machine, so don't tell me how to do my things. You've almost never got the full picture, anyway.

Actually, anyone that decides to bitch about how other people do their jobs without cause at all. I don't mean if you're genuinely affected by it, but if you're just a bystander and you decide to insult people, fuck off. Actually I've noticed this particularly as cook: people decide the only roleplay they can do is insulting the food, so they roll up, bitch about everything on the table ("this pasta's cold! this pizza smells strange!"), and then leave. What was the point of that? Just being mean?

Posted: **Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:55 pm**

>have an ss13 dream where a head of security is an incompetent shitter who keeps trying to arrest me during ops, completely ignoring the syndies and chasing me when I have done nothing wrong, leaving me cuffbuckled in chairs and stuff
>wake up super pissed off and go to write a ban request
>remember it was only a dream so I can't get his ass job banned because he's not even a real person, his beyond tag was some weird ass letters and punctuation

FUCK

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 6:15 pm**

I have probably said this many times before, but:
- Cargo players / HoP who deny Science a Combat Shotguns crate.
- Security players that do not accept superior weaponry from Science.

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:26 pm**

When you're trying to RP and get converted to rev/gang/cult.

And Crag I've been in a cult round where I as a loyalty implanted sec officer go into the armory with the warden to gear up for a cult base raid, when the captain runs in, stuns me, and keeps me cuffed for almost 20 minutes forcefeeding me holy water. 5 minutes after I'm released the cult summons nar'sie.

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:42 pm**

DrPillzRedux wrote:When you're trying to RP and get converted to rev/gang/cult.

And Crag I've been in a cult round where I as a loyalty implanted sec officer go into the armory with the warden to gear up for a cult base raid, when the captain runs in, stuns me, and keeps me cuffed for almost 20 minutes forcefeeding me holy water. 5 minutes after I'm released the cult summons nar'sie.

Oh god once in a cult round I'm with another officer and he is being crushed by a sliding door. I save him and I arrest a cultist, he grabs the bag,I disarm him for it, and then he arrests me for 5 minutes because he thinks I was a cultist trying to kill him.

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:11 pm**

>disarm an officer to get a bag
>disarm
>you could have asked
>get arrested
>acting surprised

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:24 pm**

When people get mad that you missed some radio message because you were in the middle of some other task. While it might be fun to RP that I'm clearly deaf, in this game radio messages are a matter of reading, which means that if I'm focused on a different task (like, say, arresting someone) then I'm not going to be focused on the chat lines until I know I can do that safely. Particularly if I'm needing to examine people, I'm not going to scroll up and go through what I missed until I know I can do it without being killed. Stop being mad I didn't respond instantly to some other people going "he dindu nuffin" on the radio.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:39 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:>disarm an officer to get a bag
>disarm
>you could have asked
>get arrested
>acting surprised

> anyone who immediately leaps to "break in and steal" for minor shit they can just ask for

like people who bust into cargo when the tech's right there, start a fight and turn it into LE ESCALATION MEME over.. wanting to print something out of the autolathe
use your fucking words

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:19 pm**

A QM once asked me to get a stamp from the HoP, RD, and CE for an industrial welding tool.

Five minutes later I gathered the entire engineering department with spears and pneumatic cannons, so we waged war on the cargonians and killed all of them that fought back, bringing all dead cargo techs to medbay while we meatspiked the QM. When I got bwoinked for this the admin only said lol.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:04 pm**

Yeah, people who are needlessly obstructive over tiny things like that deserve everything they get. They're practically the REASON people break in for shit instead of asking.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:18 pm**

Yeah but now you can break in and kill them if they're being a nob, so there's no reason not to ask first

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:30 pm**

>"Hey tech, can I print a circular saw?"
>"no"
>"Why not?"
>"Because you're John Madden!"
>break in, stab him to death, print the saw, then space him

This was something that happened on Hippie.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:00 pm**

Zilenan91 wrote:A QM once asked me to get a stamp from the HoP, RD, and CE for an industrial welding tool.

Five minutes later I gathered the entire engineering department with spears and pneumatic cannons, so we waged war on the cargonians and killed all of them that fought back, bringing all dead cargo techs to medbay while we meatspiked the QM. When I got bwoinked for this the admin only said lol.

I'm surprised that the engies went along with you, considering the risk of them getting bwoinked as well.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:27 pm**

OOC: Megatrononline: I am not insiting on winning, i just feel it is duty of sec and command stuff to stop the rival corporation agents\

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:39 pm**

i mean hes right you know.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:27 pm**

Indeed he is.

Posted: **Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:49 am**

Erbbu wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:A QM once asked me to get a stamp from the HoP, RD, and CE for an industrial welding tool.

Five minutes later I gathered the entire engineering department with spears and pneumatic cannons, so we waged war on the cargonians and killed all of them that fought back, bringing all dead cargo techs to medbay while we meatspiked the QM. When I got bwoinked for this the admin only said lol.
I'm surprised that the engies went along with you, considering the risk of them getting bwoinked as well.

There was about 2 engineers with Pneumatics and 5 greyshits with spears. No man shall stamp and live.

Posted: **Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:43 pm**

People who refuse to let me provide funeral services for dead crewmen as chaplain because "hurr durrr da chef might want da meat". Fuck off and order a monkey crate.

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:17 am**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:People who refuse to let me provide funeral services for dead crewmen as chaplain because "hurr durrr da chef might want da meat". Fuck off and order a monkey crate.

don't even need one, the biogenerator can shit out monkey cubes

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:34 am**

when puregirl animename gleefully whips out a circular saw at the first sign of disarming and goes to town on whoever she likes least/has the most affiliation OOC with, because of COURSE a pure anime girl would carry a saw to murder the fuck out of grody old men

EDIT: likewise, slut shall never harm slut

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:55 am**

like a true yandere

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:34 am**

we only have the purest space waifus - no yanderes here!

also, who would they yandere over

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