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Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:29 pm
by Gun Hog
I loved the one round I had a chance to cure Fungal TB. It was the only good and actually dangerous hostile virus I have ever seen. I used the poor clown-girl, soaked in her own crusted, cotton-candy vomit as the source for a vaccine. I will miss you, Fungal TB. o7 Rest In Peace.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:10 pm
by Xhuis
I guess I've been gone too long. What's fungal TB?

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:39 pm
by confused rock
Xhuis wrote:I guess I've been gone too long. What's fungal TB?

traitors could buy a disease for 20 tcs that keeps people on the ground from vomiting so much and needs 2 chemicals at once to cure but is ridiculously easy to avoid if you don't have it yet (just wear a mask) and everyone ever whined about it so it got removed I think.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:35 am
by PKPenguin321
Xhuis wrote:I guess I've been gone too long. What's fungal TB?

Airborne chainstun that kills you, so quickly that it will still get you even if you're an alert virologist that notices it the second he contracts it at stage one and tries to go cure it
Yes this happened to me, yes I'm glad it's gone

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:19 am
by Xhuis
Oh damn. I guess Shaps is better than I thought then.
I still hate that they're a catgirl

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:37 am
by 1g88a
Greytiders who cry to sec and try to frame their victims as antags when they get caught/outrobusted.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:09 am
by Malkevin
When people, especially other sec, start moaning about stuff I do not being sec procedure... when I wrote the procedures in the first place - especially when they're completely wrong and talking out of their arse.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:23 am
by DemonFiren
tbh fuck sec procedure

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:54 am
by Malkevin
Yeah exactly, they're guidelines - mostly there for the benefit of newb red shirts.
They're not meant to be followed to the letter, especially against antags

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:08 pm
by Fonedsky
the inability to kill incompetent revheads/gang bosses :)

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:51 am
by bandit
People who don't understand how the fucking stock market works and sell all my actually profitable stocks to buy 200 shitty $18 stocks that never go up in price and in fact drop because LEL BUY LOW SELL HIGH MEMES.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:33 pm
by Zilenan91
If you're the QM space all the other stock market computers but the ones in your office so people don't fuck with your stocks

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:54 pm
by Armhulen
When people play revenant and camp out near the morgue/cloning

like, you are an alien ghost that can shock lights and shit, but nooooo you need that greentext.
thanks for making people want to remove revenant

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:19 pm
by Topham
when security waves their powerboners around like they're warding off evil spirits

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:18 pm
by confused rock
when people are shot dead when permabrig can be used (unless they are gassing them and they are a lizard)

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:37 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
people who can't use the system of waiting at the fucking desk, if they aren't ready for you, go away

i've had it with people who can't accept low pop access while i go to get a toolbelt from robotics because scientists don't spawn with those because i had a dude who cried about me taking his shoes from the locker. they weren't even chameleon shoes!

low tier arrests like "vandalism" but it's their right to do so i know but still RRRRR

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:22 pm
by Anonmare
I like to get my jackboots on with low-tier arrests tbh.
Nothing better than brigging a greyshirt for 5 seconds and then releasing them without even a search or a word. They get confused and seek out the nearest toolbox for comfort.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 1:10 am
by yackemflam
When a head goes to warden round start to steal the wardens glove, and then has the gall to use the leg sweep randomly on the crew.

That`s when I go and fuck with the person with robust tools. Like the syringe gun, or explosive lance. I don`t kill though.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:22 am
by PKPenguin321
yackemflam wrote:When a head goes to warden round start to steal the wardens glove, and then has the gall to use the leg sweep randomly on the crew.

That`s when I go and fuck with the person with robust tools. Like the syringe gun, or explosive lance. I don`t kill though.

yeah that's perfectly valid imo
it's like the captain stealing the HoS's snowflake laser and armor, the hypospray, and the reactive armor for no reason

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:16 pm
by Topham
Anonmare wrote:I like to get my jackboots on with low-tier arrests tbh.
Nothing better than brigging a greyshirt for 5 seconds and then releasing them without even a search or a word. They get confused and seek out the nearest toolbox for comfort.

agreed. giving greyshirts ridiculously low sentences as a sec officer is really satisfying. especially if you know they technically committed a crime but you know in your heart that they were just having fun and it didn't hurt nobody. or, even better, if they bothered your boss. then you can say that, well, you did brig them, but you're also not an asshole

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:17 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
but that does make you the asshole

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:01 pm
by Malkevin
I prefer to just leave them tied to a chair after punching them in the face a few times.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 2:28 am
by A3STH3T1CS
let me arrest you for having a stunprod

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:40 am
by PKPenguin321
Mackerel wrote:let me arrest you for having a stunprod

that's completely valid imo unless there are like nuke ops or something

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:34 am
by Reece
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Mackerel wrote:let me arrest you for having a stunprod

that's completely valid imo unless there are like nuke ops or something

Indeed, on that note. Armed people who whine when they have no actual reason to be armed and are arrested for being armed.
"W-what do you mean I can't stalk the HOP with a stunprod and cable ties!...why does it matter if I have IED's in my pockets, SHITCURITY!"

The Chef needs to carry his knife, the bartender is allowed his shotgun, you Mr.Assistant have no need to be carrying enough homemade weapons to resist thge American occupation of Space Station Kabul, and no, you're not getting them back, stop harassing other officers over it.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 6:46 am
by Topham
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Mackerel wrote:let me arrest you for having a stunprod

that's completely valid imo unless there are like nuke ops or something

i feel like pretty much all handmade weapons are valid to be arrested over during normal activity for except for like two

  1. Stunprod - this depends, but these are usually made by people who are commonly targeted, like the mime or an annoying assistant. Or, sometimes, an engineer that doesn't want to get cucked while wiring the solars building forts in the tunnels. The exception is having the stunprod out at any time other than self-defense. Owning one is fine, holding one - and therefore having obvious malicious intent - is not.
  2. Bolas - I love 'em but they're not particularly useful. If you wanna arrest someone and take their bolas away, sure, nobody will give a damn. They's just a nuisance at best. I could be wrong about this, though, and if they're more useful than I thought then fuck 'em too.

so stuff like spears, cablecuffs (unless you're a head and security thinks you don't deserve cuffs), fucking chainsaws, shit like that are all dangerous weapons and are perfect secbait

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:50 am
by PKPenguin321
"le self defense stunprod" is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 8:11 pm
by TheNightingale
Pet peeve: people with stunprods. Augh.
If you have a stunprod on its own, it gets confiscated. If you have it whilst committing another crime, that's another ten minutes in interrogation as I ask you "Okay, but what makes you feel the need to carry around a stunprod? What are you afraid of? Did you do something bad, and expect retribution? ARE YOU A SYNDICATE?". And God help you if you actually use one against Security when they're arresting you.

How many of these items do you usually have at any one time?:
* Spray bottle (water)
* Stunprod
* Cablecuffs
* Spear components
* Lighter and bottle of alcohol/welding fuel
If you answered one or above, and you're not an antag, you want to go home and rethink your life.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:20 am
by DemonFiren
>water spray
>booze
Fuck you.

t. barman/clown

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 1:03 pm
by imblyings
>okay but what makes you feel the need to carry around a stunprod

THE SECOND AMENDMENT DOESN'T SAY NEED

T. FREEDOM

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 10:08 am
by A3STH3T1CS
DemonFiren wrote:>water spray
>booze
Fuck you.

t. barman/clown

thanks for the idea.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 4:01 pm
by Armhulen
I don't like assistants who run around my hop office breaking all the windows and shocking me by throwing their toolbox at the grille.
lets play a game of hangman
G R E Y T I _ E
and also, just for record, having a stunprod at all should be arrestable, if you build something in tablecrafting that is under the weapon category, it is a weapon. I will take it, if I am security. (there are exceptions like the botanist having a chainsaw and topham's tiny ass fuckin font how do i read it aaaaaa)

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 4:44 pm
by Malkevin
Armhulen wrote:and also, just for record, having a stunprod at all should be arrestable, if you build something in tablecrafting that is under the weapon category, it is a weapon. I will take it, if I am security. (there are exceptions like the botanist having a chainsaw and topham's tiny ass fuckin font how do i read it aaaaaa)

The good book is way ahead of you on this, on both points.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 7:45 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
captains who refuse to allow a shuttle to be called, usually hide in their office screaming COWARDS and FIGHT and WE CAN FIX THIS and killing any head that actually calls the shuttle for "mutiny"


should be banned from head roles

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:49 pm
by Anonmare
What about Captain's who inform Centcom that they're defecting and sending a crazed band of lunatics to take over their station via the Emergency Shuttle? Without telling the crew about this?

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 12:59 pm
by imblyings
>banning someone giving me a reason to spawn deathsquads

;;;;;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 4:43 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
>some shitter disrupting the round? Better use it as an excuse to disrupt it even further instead of punishing him!


*<@;oD

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 5:13 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
imbly, what's the craziest thing you did as an admin, ever?

april fools don't count

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 7:52 pm
by imblyings
becoming a headmin

wait no, my answer is not quitting ss13

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 8:49 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
imblyings wrote:becoming a headmin

wait no, my answer is not quitting ss13

SS13 is literally Hotel California

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2016 2:38 am
by Drynwyn
IrishWristWatch0 wrote:
imblyings wrote:becoming a headmin

wait no, my answer is not quitting ss13

SS13 is literally Hotel California

Legends tell of one man who escaped

they say his anonymous spirit still wanders the video games board

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 3:37 am
by Super Aggro Crag
i hate silverfish

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 4:42 am
by Okand37
The lack of ability to save things made ingame to template files.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 5:21 pm
by A3STH3T1CS
"H E Y , D O Y O U H A V E A M I N U T E ?"

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 5:31 pm
by Reece
Mackerel wrote:"H E Y , D O Y O U H A V E A M I N U T E ?"

Always tempted to say no and see if they leave me alone.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 8:31 pm
by InsaneHyena
I swear, next time I hear "BORGS ROGUE" from a lizard, I'm gonna snap and chop it's body to little pieces.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 9:13 pm
by TheNightingale
If a lizardperson sees a borg harming a human, or spacing the ion rifle/robotics console board, they're probably rogue.

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 9:18 pm
by ShadowDimentio
People call the AI rogue for anything

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 9:25 pm
by Anonmare
>tfw actually rogue and some memer calls you rogue
>Half a minute later Security, Engineering and the Clown all in space suits and equipped with ion weapons are on your doorstep asking if you wouldn't mind submitting to a quick law check

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 9:34 pm
by ShadowDimentio
No fun allowed