What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

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What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

Post by Helios » #146469

Assuming you had 20 telecrystals on your cellphone, what would you spend them on?
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Re: What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

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Post by DemonFiren » #146471

Tarot cards, because stands are OP.

Or maybe an e-sword, for advancing science showing off my jian form in the unlikely event that I'll ever get it right causing much wonder in the doctor who will inevitably be called to save my ass.
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Post by TechnoAlchemist » #146472

Holoparasite, syndi smokes, no-slips, chameleon jumpsuit (I think that's 20)
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Re: What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

Post by lzimann » #146474

Either a support stand(free healing!) or an e-sword because lightsaber
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Post by InsaneHyena » #146476

I am a total defenseless wimp, so I need others to save my ass. Support holoparasite to heal me and give me advice, emag for robot buddies when robots will be a thing, 2 left. Uh... Encryption key? Not only it allows me to listen in to everything (EVERYTHING!), it somehow allows me to get radio connection from anywhere, so I'll be able to yell "HELP, BEING KILLED BY CLOWN" from the cold of space.
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Post by TheNightingale » #146479

I'd pray really hard and trade it for a book of spells.
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Post by Helios » #146480

DemonFiren wrote:Tarot cards, because stands are OP.

Or maybe an e-sword, for advancing science showing off my jian form in the unlikely event that I'll ever get it right causing much wonder in the doctor who will inevitably be called to save my ass.
If you want to advance science, an E-dagger is just as useful, but is cheaper.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #146482

Isn't there a relatively cheap "briefcase full of cash" buy?
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Post by Shaps-cloud » #146484

Depends if it's full of actual currency or space cash funny money
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Post by invisty » #146499

Thermals, Cham Projector, Emag.

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Post by TheNightingale » #146508

A chameleon projector would be useful for sneaking into Fort Knox or somewhere. Disguise as a speck of dust, then crawl under the gap in the door.
(... why do all my real-life antagonist plans eventually turn into bank robberies?)
Other than the "twenty briefcases of cash" idea, a holoparasite would be perfect. (Bonus points if I'm the holoparasite, and double bonus points if it's Support.) I'm not sure how cloneloss would be healed, though. Really, a Support holoparasite in a hospital would solve a lot of problems. (Or a staff of healing, but that raises the dead, and there's a few ethical complications there.)

So... 20TC? Holoparasite, and... maybe a chameleon jumpsuit. As many dresses as I want, and a portable wardrobe. The rest on briefcases of cash - I'd retire to a private resort and live out the rest of my life in relative peace. As nice as a champroj would be, hard cash gets you further.
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Re: What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

Post by bandit » #146515

already answered this so
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- Hacked AI module on anything with interference by AI. Like the fucking stock market.
- Standard encryption key. Listen to every radio frequency ever. Even the private ones.
- An emag could probably be pretty useful. Given the amount of stuff in spess it affects who knows what it could do on Earth. Open anything. Get into anywhere.
- YOU GET A MOTHERFUCKING SPACE SUIT, HOLY SHIT, WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO GET A SPACE SUIT REALISTICALLY
- Chameleon projector if you ever need to be tacticool after using that emag on everything
- All the implants are obviously quite great
- Noslips could probably be pretty useful in everyday life
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Re: What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

Post by Lumbermancer » #146518

Surplus crate.
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Post by Reece » #146535

Holoparasite injector.
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Post by Anonmare » #146566

Agent ID, voice changer and keep the rest for later. Become the world's best voice actor.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #146580

Agent ID, voice changer and keep the rest for later. Become the world's best voice actor.
But only as long as you play Bane?
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #146592

20 soaps
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Post by peoplearestrange » #146634

PKPenguin321 wrote:20 soaps
The only real answer.

But probably a holoparasite for perma bestfriend/life saver, plus teleportation... I mean seriously that make getting to work much less a pain in the ass.

A binary translator would be interesting, you could speak to computers and might advance the possibility of an actual AI if you could understand a computer so easily.
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Post by imblyings » #146636

>trade for revenant
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #146707

trade it for a honk render
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Post by John_Oxford » #146712

besides trading for other things (basically removing the point of being traitor)

dual eswords
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spend the rest of cases of cash

inb4 jedi my way into fort knox
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Super Aggro Crag wrote:trade it for a honk render
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Post by ThanatosRa » #146740

Lumbermancer wrote:Surplus crate.
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Post by Jazaen » #146744

ThanatosRa wrote:
Lumbermancer wrote:Surplus crate.
Unless I get 50 soaps, you are bound to get some marvel of technology that is beyond what we currently have. Just watch out, or you will roll for Havoc.
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Post by TheNightingale » #146748

You buy a surplus crate!
It contains...
A .357 revolver and speedloader.
A mag of 10mm ammunition.
Two pairs of noslip shoes.
A pack of razor-sharp cards.
A military belt.
And a bar of soap.
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Post by lumipharon » #146749

Why would anyone choose cash when you could just get a e-sword/bow/dagger/mag/almost anything else, and just sell that for far, far more?

Also the military would pay billions for an e-bow. It's a weapon that magically creates more ammo forever. The logistics, cost saving and storage benefits of have rifles or tanks that don't need to lug around conventional ammo would be pretty much priceless.

If you rolled a bundle and got the sith bundle, having tk in real life would also be pretty baller.
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Post by Jazaen » #146750

TheNightingale wrote:You buy a surplus crate!
It contains...
A .357 revolver and speedloader.
A mag of 10mm ammunition.
Two pairs of noslip shoes.
A pack of razor-sharp cards.
A military belt.
And a bar of soap.
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
Noslips maybe? Boots that look normal but you won't slip EVEN ON LUBRICATED FLOORS? You could sell the design to some company, and at least gain something.
Also, my headcannon says Syndiesoap is better that captains soap, that I treat as pinnacle of what we can currently archive in soap-making technology. The technologically superior soap could be, um, sold off to someone, I guess?
Though chances of SOMETHING Hi-tech are pretty high.
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Re: What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

Post by Helios » #146753

Jazaen wrote:
TheNightingale wrote:You buy a surplus crate!
It contains...
A .357 revolver and speedloader.
A mag of 10mm ammunition.
Two pairs of noslip shoes.
A pack of razor-sharp cards.
A military belt.
And a bar of soap.
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
Noslips maybe? Boots that look normal but you won't slip EVEN ON LUBRICATED FLOORS? You could sell the design to some company, and at least gain something.
Also, my headcannon says Syndiesoap is better that captains soap, that I treat as pinnacle of what we can currently archive in soap-making technology. The technologically superior soap could be, um, sold off to someone, I guess?
Though chances of SOMETHING Hi-tech are pretty high.
You need to try working in a kitchen.
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Post by Jazaen » #146755

*Hand waving intensifies* BUT THEY ARE, UM... Ah, well, I admit it, you can get screwed really badly. But in most cases the surplus crate works pretty well.
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Re: What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

Post by John_Oxford » #146892

but its physically possible to slip with real life no slip shoes

due to ss13 mechanics, you physically cannot slip no matter what ever.
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Re: What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

Post by newfren » #146895

I'm pretty sure noslips still slip on lube.
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newfren wrote:I'm pretty sure noslips still slip on lube.
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