/tg/Station 13

i remember a while back admins were able to tell people in OOC how many connections they have to the server. assuming each connection is a round, and an average round is about 50~ minutes, you can roughly calculate your playtime (at least on /tg/) in hours with ([# of connects] x 50)/60.

so basically, this is kinda like the notes request thread, where you ask admins to tell you your number of connections, except that instead of self-incriminating ban notes you just get disappointing in how much time you've wasted with your precious and relatively short life on earth. you just post in the thread and hope that an admin is willing to take a second to check the database or whatever for you.

I'll go first: how many server connections do I have, admins?

EDIT: Liam Lime made a tool that allows you to check it for yourself, so you don't have to beg admins anymore.

You have 2135 connections

Fair disclaimer that not every connection corresponds to a full round played, due to stuff like reconnecting (especially if your internet is shit or you're prone to crashing a lot) as well as leaving and then rejoining a round manually because you got bored and wandered off. Depending on if you only have to reconnect once every couple of rounds or if you find yourself reconnecting several times every round, your "true" playtime might be lower.

That being said, I just passed 5000 connections the other day, so much time wasted

Shape can you see how many I have?

(Please exclude the time I got nuked by temp gun..Yah I saw it penguin... >:c)

1464 connections over 372 IP addresses.

What the fuck, sirnat

Could be because I used to play off my phones Hotspot all the time before I moved. Idk how my ip would change lol.

At my home we didn't have a router and had a 60gb plan with Verizon I had to use my phone as my wifi for gaming and didn't really lag much at all.

Ooh, ooh, how many do I have?

jaxy15 wrote:Ooh, ooh, how many do I have?

3758 connections

What about me?

killerx09 wrote:What about me?

1023

Shaps touched on this earlier but it's more likely a lot lower of "time played" per connection than even what was mentioned. People reconnect all the time and the number is probably pretty inflated. Whatever connections you have, you could probably estimate that you probably have in reality a lot less play time. It's honestly extremely hard to calculate play time unless each individual connection history in analyzed to see the day to day connections. I know for some people with bad internet, they would get upwards of 60 connections a day when in reality 10-15 is more likely. The database also only started tracking connections on December 18, 2012 I think (some date in December 2012). TL;DR these aren't really super accurate at all. If you have like 3400 connections in reality it's probably like 3400 give or take 200ish depending on your internet history and connection habits. And even then, everything I said could be inaccurate too

Yeah, it's not exact at all, that was never the point. A rough estimate is more than satisfactory!

That being said, I apparently have about 1.5k hours. And that's after you round down, and generously, at that.
Hours well spent

I dread the answer.

Do me do me!

I probably have less than like, 100-200 or something.

>connection logs go back to 2013
>joined late 2011
>conservative estimate by disregarding all of 2011, 2012 to make up for reconnections
j u s t

Tell me, please

imblyings wrote:>connection logs go back to 2013
>joined late 2011
>conservative estimate by disregarding all of 2011, 2012 to make up for reconnections
j u s t

JUST

It's too late for you Helios

i have 5 total connections right

also someone pull up Dante's connections

too many

far, far too many

how many have i

I've played 113 days worth of ss13
Jesus
christ

thats roughly three and a half months, non stop

theres roughly 840 months in your life on average.

think about that.

also, how many connections do i have?

Do me!

Don't forget to do the other fun calculation! Divide the number of hours by 40 to get how many working weeks that is, and then multiply by an appropriate wage you'd get wherever you live!

Reece wrote:I dread the answer.

463

ShadowDimentio wrote:Do me do me!

1820

Pascal123 wrote:I probably have less than like, 100-200 or something.

2751

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:Tell me, please

3289

iamgoofball wrote:i have 5 total connections right

also someone pull up Dante's connections

Lies (1309)

IcePacks wrote:too many

far, far too many

Yes (7785)

Drynwyn wrote:how many have i

1745

John_Oxford wrote: also, how many connections do i have?

603

Cuboos wrote:Do me!

2680

LiamLime wrote:I didn't ask put PAS is doing it anyway!

16


And I'm at 1912, not that many in 3 years really.

If it's not a hassle I'm kinda interested in hearing mine.

oh christ

have i seriously spent almost 2 continuous months playing a shitty 2d spessmans game

shit, that doesn't even count time spend arguing about a shitty 2d spessmans game on github or forums

oh god i've become part of the community haven't I

Time to set the record straight, post mine

i need to know all the wasted hours I could of been a productive citizen of society.

I'm interested in knowing how many college degrees I would have gotten with the time I wasted here.

I made a thing in like 5 minutes, while waiting for someone to return from the toilet so we could play not-ss13 video games. You can use it to check your connections for yourself: How many connections do I have?

I'm also very surprised by how few connections I have - not the 16, that's actually roughly 8x what I'd have thought, since I only played two rounds since rejoining. I only have around 450 connections overall though I guess my prime was before logging was made.

The average round length is 66.48 minutes.
On average, people connect 1.90 times per round.
Hello knaive, since logging started in 2013, you connected to TGStation 9341 times. Your first connection was on 2013-01-18 18:49:19 (1104 days ago). You probably played in somewhere around 4916 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 326815 minutes, which is 5446 hours, or 226 full days, or 7 full months. You've spent 20.556832703975% of your time playing TGStation13!

Well then

other stats: on average there are 72.080 connections per round. Average population is 37.86666667

Meaning on average, people make 1.90 connections per round.
Average round length is about 50 minutes. Can't be bothered to calculate this one precisely and PKPenguin321 says it's 50 so it's 50.

Nevermind. I calculated it. The average round length is 66.48 minutes

Hello thewiznard, since logging started in 2013, you connected to TGStation 1931 times. You probably played in somewhere around 1016 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 67543 minutes, which is 1125 hours, or 46 full days, or 1 full months, .

man I feel like that's really smaller than I expected. it seems like more than that lol

LiamLime wrote:I made a thing in like 5 minutes, while waiting for someone to return from the toilet so we could play not-ss13 video games. You can use it to check your connections for yourself: How many connections do I have?

PANIC! TOOL IS DOWN! THE KING IS DEAD!

I'm making things, that's why

It now shows the percentage of time you've spent playing TGS13!

http://liamlime.com/content/ss13tools/connectionlookup/

zionn wrote:I'm interested in knowing how many college degrees I would have gotten with the time I wasted here.

Added!

Along with how much money you'd've earned had you spent this time working for minimum wage in whatever country you're from.

>avoid the wow meme
>use tool
>realize i fell for the ss13 meme

LiamLime wrote:I made a thing in like 5 minutes, while waiting for someone to return from the toilet so we could play not-ss13 video games. You can use it to check your connections for yourself: How many connections do I have?

I'm also very surprised by how few connections I have - not the 16, that's actually roughly 8x what I'd have thought, since I only played two rounds since rejoining. I only have around 450 connections overall though I guess my prime was before logging was made.

super fucking cool, will add this to the OP

Looking up your IP on geobytes.com indicates that you live in Canada. According to Wikipedia, the minimum hourly wage in this counry is $9.22

U avin a giggle m8? Our minimum wage is around 11 canadian dollars, or 4 freedom dollars

over 4000 connections total.

i dont know how to feel about this.

more than I expected

How does it convert into dollars from my UK min wage? Also shame it doesn't adjust for location.
Another question is what is the "percentage of your time alive playing" based on? World average life span? country average life span? MY life span(because you know)?

But also nice tool/calculation Liam! Thanks!

It says "In this time span". I think it means "Since you first logged".

Oh christ, I've spent $7,000 in opportunity costs on ss13.

LiamLime I take back all the shit I've talked about you but must instate some new shit

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS TOOL IT IS THE DEVIL

peoplearestrange wrote:How does it convert into dollars from my UK min wage? Also shame it doesn't adjust for location.
Another question is what is the "percentage of your time alive playing" based on? World average life span? country average life span? MY life span(because you know)?

But also nice tool/calculation Liam! Thanks!

The wage number comes from List of minimum wages by country from the Nominal hourly US Dollar column. It'd've taken way more time than I was willing to invest in this silly thing to adjust for every possible region. Instead, you have the estimated number of hours there, from which you can calculate the cost at whatever wage you wish.

The percentage of time comes from the first time you connected - specifically the "(X days ago)" thing next to it. It's basically just the estimated number of days you played, divided by the number of days since your first logged connection.

Also, just for reference, the highest logged number of connections beats 10k connections. So far, there is only one person who managed this. Having more than 8k connections currently places you in the top 10 slot.

The thingy never works for me

It might not work if you redirect your browser traffic via proxy or VPN, if you have some dumb corporate network settings, if you use ipv6, if someone's doing a MITM on you, etc. Basically the network rules you use to connect to the website need to be the same as the network rules used when connecting to byond.

If it doesn't work and you'd like me to look it up and send you a PM with the output, I can do that, assuming the number of requests is low. I'll also only do it for the requester, I won't look up other people without their permission.

Hello supermichael777, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 1929 times. Your first connection was on 2014-01-28 17:37:43 (736 days ago). You probably played in about 1015 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 67477 minutes, which is 1124.6 hours, or 46.8 full days, or 1.56 full months. In this time span, you've spent 6.36% of your time alive playing TGStation13! Looking up your IP on geobytes.com indicates that you live in United States. According to Wikipedia, the minimum hourly wage in this counry is $7.25. Had you spent this time working for minimum wage, you'd have been $8153.35 richer. Had you spent this time studying, you would have earned 44.9 ECTS credits, which is enough to pass 7.48 university level courses. This would have gotten you through 0.74 years of university.

from http://liamlime.com/content/ss13tools/connectionlookup/
and i take 2 - 6 month "breaks" when I get busy. Do i play to much or is this average

Supermichael777 wrote:

Hello supermichael777, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 1929 times. Your first connection was on 2014-01-28 17:37:43 (736 days ago). You probably played in about 1015 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 67477 minutes, which is 1124.6 hours, or 46.8 full days, or 1.56 full months. In this time span, you've spent 6.36% of your time alive playing TGStation13! Looking up your IP on geobytes.com indicates that you live in United States. According to Wikipedia, the minimum hourly wage in this counry is $7.25. Had you spent this time working for minimum wage, you'd have been $8153.35 richer. Had you spent this time studying, you would have earned 44.9 ECTS credits, which is enough to pass 7.48 university level courses. This would have gotten you through 0.74 years of university.

from http://liamlime.com/content/ss13tools/connectionlookup/
and i take 2 - 6 month "breaks" when I get busy. Do i play to much or is this average

Hello thewiznard, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 1959 times. Your first connection was on 2013-01-19 06:34:36 (1110 days ago). You probably played in about 1031 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 68540 minutes, which is 1142.3 hours, or 47.5 full days, or 1.58 full months. In this time span, you've spent 4.28% of your time alive playing TGStation13! Looking up your IP on geobytes.com indicates that you live in United States. According to Wikipedia, the minimum hourly wage in this counry is $7.25. Had you spent this time working for minimum wage, you'd have been $8281.675 richer. Had you spent this time studying, you would have earned 45.6 ECTS credits, which is enough to pass 7.6 university level courses. This would have gotten you through 0.76 years of university.

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