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>Latejoin miner>You are the traitor!
>Steal magboots, escape alive
>Code Words: Research Director, whiskey soda, kill
>Code Response: (some name), label, long island tea
>Mine for a little bit, kill two goliaths with a kinetic accelerator and reinforce my hardsuit
>Janitor asks over radio: "Do we have a Research Director?"
>Respond with long drawn out response along the lines of "I know one, (some name). He enjoys whiskey soda and long island iced tea, and I'd kill for some of his food."
>Janitor says that I was odd, I respond with a "whatever"
>PDA message from janitor - "Well well well. What are your plans?"
>Meet up in arrivals, get all-access from janitor who has subverted AI
>Go mining again, revive a goliath with a lazarus injector but it's docile
>Two people trying to make a H.O.N.K.
>Ask for one, they agree
>Help make two, DNA-lock mine
>Other guy leaves, roboticist can't climb in
>Suddenly, idea
>Climb in, DNA lock it, say I don't know why it let me in
>Quickly message janitor, who comes
>Un-lock it, have him get in and lock it
>Slip away in our dual H.O.N.K. mechs, use the maint mechbay to get weapons
>Mine has a diamond drill, Hades carbine (fire bullets), and honker blast
>His has a laser gun, honker blast, and something else
>hunke
>Station in chaos, people being honked and shot/lasered/drilled to death
>AI calls shuttle
>Make sure pods are empty and destroy cloning, go on shuttle
>ASSISTANT WITH ION RIFLE
>Plus some random person with a pickaxe
>Dodge ion shots, hunke+drill
>Janitor comes in on his mech
>Ride the shuttle to victory
