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What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:22 pm
by Amnestik
To me it's a lonely, poorly designed station with redundant airlocks mislabelled or otherwise solid when they should be glass, and medium amounts of redundant space -- not enough to get visually lost in but enough to facilitate traitor crime in med-high pop without people running who run by every 5 - 10 seconds seeing you because the entire room is visible from an all-access hallway. It's a place with an unsettling ambience constantly playing, and a quietness to the departments and hallways that eases off in public areas such as the bar which almost act like a safe haven due to their laggy shitty piano .midis and groups of people tabling each other and smashing bottles over each other's heads (because getting drunk is fucking pointless).

It's a place where you can die any second without warning, and people are afraid to stand next to each other or talk to each other for too long for fear the other person is a changeling, wearing stun gloves, or going to pull a revolver or ebow on them and drag them into maint or the nearest locker. It's a place where skilled players perform amazing feats of well-timed and perfectly executed violence, ala Hotline Miami, trouncing security and the rest of the crew and bringing the station to its knees singlehandedly through quick thinking and quick reactions (and good latency...).

Overall it's an imperfect, minimalist, scary, atmospheric, untrusting place where people are loathe to give you the objects needed to do your job in case you end up turning them against them or on someone else. It's a cruel place where life is cheap and generosity is scarce, as stopping to help someone can lead you to becoming the killer's next victim.

Now while I admit I'm not the best at painting a picture with words, and have probably left out some of the more emphatic aspects of my impression of SS13 through sheer forgetfulness, what we've evolved into is a highly polished, compact, colourful, streamlined chucklefuck's playground with Goon-like random bullshit materialising out of every corner to get its guaranteed kill through lack of balance, defibs to make up the ridiculous slowness of cloning and a bunch of shitty gimped after-death roles to optionally play if you get sick of watching and don't mind playing handicapped.

Anyway, while you're free to take offence to my opinion and shit on it or on me, I'd hope you'd concentrate on sharing your own vision for the game (despite it being harder) because I think it could spawn quite an interesting discussion with a few interesting ideas coming out of it.

tl;dr due to nerfs and meta no one takes the 'base game' seriously anymore so we're introducing tacky 'dlc' to make up for it rather than fixing the problem at its core

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:57 pm
by Venticular
blah blah wearing stun gloves blah blah
>stun gloves

When

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:52 pm
by Drynwyn
Venticular wrote:
blah blah wearing stun gloves blah blah
>stun gloves

When
Never again

(Unfortunately.)

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:38 am
by captain sawrge
the cause of my mental disorders

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:32 am
by Archie700
death trap "cleverly disguised" as a space station

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:03 pm
by Wyzack
A kickin rad place to be, cleverly disguised as a deathtrap

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:29 pm
by DemonFiren
Wyzack wrote:A kickin rad place to be, cleverly disguised as a deathtrap
Indubitably you mean hugboх.

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 7:03 pm
by Luke Cox
2D spessman atmos simulator and murder porn

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 7:30 pm
by Cheimon
A simulation of the workplace of the future: run by overbearing assholes, staffed by rabid idiots, under attack from the ridiculous and the puny, and always something better escaped from than lived in. It is a unique game that, when properly populated, provides an experience it's hard to get elsewhere: a real cops and robbers simulation where most of the bystanders are players too. It has no sense of direction in lore or content but when the relevant pieces align, it's a very fun time indeed.

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:02 pm
by ThanatosRa
captain sawrge wrote:the cause of my mental disorders

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:35 pm
by Miauw
memes wrapped around memes covered with meme frosting

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:17 pm
by Reece
Something I can quite any time I want to!

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:57 pm
by ThanatosRa
Reece wrote:Something I can quite any time I want to!
It's not as strong as methamphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth.

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:06 pm
by oranges
A station in space

clearly the 13th one built.

Re: What is Space Station 13 to you?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:11 pm
by Xhagi
ThanatosRa wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:the cause of my mental disorders