Stories of rage, tears and regret

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Pilgrim » Sun May 08, 2016 7:48 pm #174926

Chaplains have become the new greytide ever since they gave him cool weapons. Who could have guessed?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Asdf3131 » Mon May 09, 2016 1:20 am #174987

>be late joining engineer
>You are the traitor.
>decide to C4 all the things, buy C4 bag and space suit since all the hardsuits are gone
>try to release tesla, tiredness causes me to almost get shocked like an idiot
>blow up HoS office from space, AI just happens to look right after the explosion
>go back to maint airlock to think of new plan, get hit in the face by meteor on the way
>lost left arm, severe injuries
>continue going towards airlock to get to medbay
>a wild space carp appeared
>get knocked down in 1 hit and then put into crit
>everything that could go wrong went wrong

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Mon May 09, 2016 6:03 am #175025

>read the memonomicon
>get the "do other jobs" objective
>find telebaton and pretend to be sec
>suddenly wizard
>not a lich
>try to make clf3 spray in chemistry
>as soon as the fire starts the chemist shoots me with chloral for tresspass
>he is a nazi either way but I assume that the syringe did both
>space him after a REALLY good doctor saves me
>round ends because the wizard jaunts to space or something #lichmasterrace
>people assume I just murdered him because free antag
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Zilenan91 » Mon May 09, 2016 6:05 am #175026

Necrobook doesn't give you free antag, so you can't murder people for no reason. You're basically a normal crewmember with objectives you MUST try to follow.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Mon May 09, 2016 6:40 am #175040

Zilenan91 wrote:Necrobook doesn't give you free antag, so you can't murder people for no reason. You're basically a normal crewmember with objectives you MUST try to follow.

did you literally read it
I thought he set me on fire and chloraled me when there was a wizard (he just chloraled me but I was still on fire and chloral is shit anyhow when theres a wiz) so I spaced him
he SET ME ON FIRE AND CHLORALED ME WITH 1 SYRINGE FROM WHAT I KNEW
of course I am going to space him when he shot a death syringe at me
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue May 10, 2016 7:25 pm #175503

> Be prisoner
> Successfuly escape from mining, against all odds, watchers and lava
> Find runed metal
> Pray to Nar'Sie to let me use the metal
> Nar'Sie actually answers
> Become cult, build all the cult structures, play around with them
> Decide to come to the station and start converting people.
> To do that, I need to sac two people first to get constructs - than there will be enough people to chant at the convert rune.
> Come to the station, meet an isolated atmostech.
> Shoot him.
> He's sleeping carp meme.
> Die.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue May 10, 2016 8:09 pm #175517

> Be cult
> Build a base in the maint
> Xavier Woods with all genetics superpower passes by
> Sees us through the wall
> "CULT SCIENCE MAINT"
> In five minutes, half the cult is dead
> The other half spaced themselves a while ago
> When they come back, sec is in full nazi mode and killed multiple innocent people
> They die too, because everyone has superpowers from genetics and viro
> Shuttle pinp pong for a hundred years
> Swarmers spawn and instantly die
> This round gives me cancer

Tee Fury and David Whyvenyr are the definition of shitsec.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Atlanta-Ned » Mon May 16, 2016 3:50 pm #176893

With the logs working again I'm going to start highlighting some of the most atrocious displays of poor sportsmanship I've been able to find. I won't mention anyone by name (except myself).

Our first highlight comes from yesterday afternoon's first ever Ratvar test round. I signed on as Sloan Cox, you friendly station attorney. I had no intentions of wasting a round in the brig arguing about space law so I hightailed to grab a toolbox and start remodeling the law office (after getting a pair of sunglasses from the warden). As soon as I get back, the law office is bolted and stormed by a security officer and the detective demanding to search the other lawyer and myself. The other lawyer capitulates but I refuse and get busy remodeling the office. Tempers rise, threats are made yadda yadda. I flee through a disassembled window and spend the rest of the round saxxing/inciting rebellion against security.

This all took place within the first five or so minutes of the round. These events were precipitated by a single officer exclaiming that both lawyers were in a gang after an assistant shouted that there was a gang war. Security immediately jumped on this with zero evidence to support the charges and the AI bolted the law office without being ordered to do so. This resulted in a riot and security's inability to accomplish anything meaningful during the round.

Terrible, terrible sportsmanship all around.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Wed May 18, 2016 5:27 am #177334

>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Wed May 18, 2016 5:44 am #177346

Classic Bryce.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby TheNightingale » Wed May 18, 2016 10:14 am #177380

The unloved rock wrote:>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die


That's as meta as it gets, how long did he get banned for?

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Wed May 18, 2016 10:16 am #177381

Pax doesn't get banned.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Wed May 18, 2016 1:37 pm #177401

DemonFiren wrote:Pax doesn't get banned.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Wed May 18, 2016 10:09 pm #177525

The unloved rock wrote:>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die

i wouldnt even be mad
dying to bryce is always a good time
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Thu May 19, 2016 2:32 am #177616

The unloved rock wrote:>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die


>spot a ligger walk into the dorms
>decide i'm going to blow up that dorm with some welderbombs and scream "FREEZE! SEX POLICE!"
>get the weldertanks
>some shit steals one
>fuck off
>blow two of them with a third behind the dorm just in case
>boom
>lose a leg
>the wall's partially destroyed
>is-a-lizard is unconcious and aflame
>flee the scene before the cops arrive
>bwoink
>counter-bwoink
>get arrested with only one leg

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Montyblancs » Thu May 19, 2016 12:53 pm #177715

>Scientist, also cultist.
>Say hellos over whispers, meet up with a guy in locker room bathrooms
>'Wait here, I'll go get somebody to convert'
>wait a while, he doesn't come back. Step outside
>See the Chaplin dragging his dead body towards the chapel
>AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg
>Cult is called out like a minute in as someone fucks up a conversion in science too
>Make a base in abandoned surgery, the only one that comes is the mime
>'I'll make talismans, you go capture someone'
>2 minutes later someone screams for help over comms
>walk outside, sure as shit, the mime's dead and surrounded by like 3 security
>99% sure I'm the only one left, I run away from arrivals due to the ever increasing security presence
>slip on lube from the clown in front of kitchen
>fuck it
>stun him and drag him over to escape where somehow nobody is
>panic, try a convert, obviously doesn't work. Should have sacrificed and made into a construct.
>FUCK IT
>Green paper myself, stab the clown to death. Run to science and start attacking the line in front of the window.
>See security coming almost immediately
>Run down hallway and slip on the clown's lube, which is, of course, still there.
>warden runs by and slips on lube
>I stand up first and go for the easy ki-
>my legs are bola'd
>the bolas from the green paper slipped out of my hand when I fell and tied around my legs
>get shot to death

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby ShadowDimentio » Sun May 22, 2016 5:48 am #178566

>Be me, librarbyan
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>Admins don't allow memes
>Time for ExPeRiMeNtAl MeMeS
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DrPillzRedux » Sun May 22, 2016 6:13 am #178576

>roll med doc
>get mining access
>go to help miners
>no miners
>get in pod because ash storm
>YOU ARE THE TRAITOR
>okay
>go summon legion
>lure him to mining outpost
>get him on the shuttle and go
>he kills me in transit and decides to fly into space right before the shuttle docks
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Archie700 » Sun May 22, 2016 3:59 pm #178658

>kor puts me in the cuck shed
>now his personal test subject

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Shaps-cloud » Sun May 22, 2016 4:31 pm #178666

does THIS work
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Anonmare » Mon May 23, 2016 3:00 am #178863

Shaps are you okay? Do you need like a doctor or a vet or something?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrEousTranger » Tue May 24, 2016 5:25 pm #179673

>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby stiph » Tue May 24, 2016 5:36 pm #179677

IcePacks wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:> I'm doing this shit again, this time - properly.
> Buy a stand, then emag
> Beg RD for robotics access.

by the second step you already fucked up

by the third you were embarrassing yourself

stand?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Tue May 24, 2016 6:39 pm #179696

MrEousTranger wrote:>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>

> breaking vow
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Reece » Tue May 24, 2016 6:44 pm #179697

>Be atmos tech pablo.
>No one did engine, okay, I'll do engine them.
>Admin says ' pray the answer to the question'
>I win the question, get tatorfied.
> Okay. steal reflective and steal captains jacket.
> Surplus crate, adrenals, C-4, handgun+suppressor, 357 ammo, boxed suit, hardsuit. Cool.
> Get to the whiteship, park it at the derelict, time to meme around.
> Blow the armoury in the red suit, steal the vest, toss the guns up to the derelict.
> Spent half an hour convincing everyone there's ops attacking (someone emaged in from space, super helpful)
> Everything is ready, walk into engineering, say 'hey guys I got one of them and took the har-"
>Cliff racer runs up, twats me down with his baton.
>Other engineer starts to explain.
> He unloads a fucking combat shotgun point blank into me, empties the entire thing.
> "Yep he was a syndie"

^ RP is pointless as an antag.
:(

Didn't get seen once, had the warden and HOS thinking there was ops, had the shuttle called thinking there was ops. Cliff racers valid boner was so throbbing that he literally ignored the other guy explaining I wasn't evil, me explaining I wasn't even and simply killed me; then despite having no actual IC to suspect it he gets an OOC reason because he doesn't get a 'hey, got a minute' that would follow after killing a non antag.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrEousTranger » Tue May 24, 2016 7:24 pm #179712

>Name was Jim Jones
>Go chaplain
>Traitor
>HoP gives me access to bar and chemistry just because I said please
>Go to bar tell bartender I'm making "kool aid"
>take 9 glasses of orange juice
>go to chemistry
>make oil
>make cyanide
>"borrow" syringes
>inject 10 cyanide into every glass
>Invite everyone to attend a chaplain "kool aid" party
>only lawyer shows up
>drinks glass
>asks if I poisoned him
>deny
>watch lawyer die
>offer a drink to my target
>realize he's afk
>feed him the rest of the cyanide
>watch him freak out, then die
>botanist lets out a shit ton of bees
>swarmed by 3 super bees
>bash them to death
>almost in crit
>drink all the orange juice and inject myself with the cyanide
>collapse
>die within 5 seconds of it
>close game
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrEousTranger » Tue May 24, 2016 7:29 pm #179714

Armhulen wrote:
MrEousTranger wrote:>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>

> breaking vow

> Got lynched by doctor
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrEousTranger » Tue May 24, 2016 8:00 pm #179724

Another story yes.

This was back when I was an even bigger asshole than now.
I mean like months ago

>Assistant (didn't know how to do any other jobs)
>looked on wiki every 5 seconds
>looked up how to make weapons
>saw chainsaw wanted it
>cried because i couldn't find plasteel
>return saw to medical
>drink soda
>fill with fuel
>make IED
>make 7
>arm all
>stick in clowns backpack
>next to sec
>blows up
>Public enemy #1
>ran away
>found by sec officer
>tazed
>being pulled away
>stuck in prison
>waited in cell
>removed cuffs
>lied down
>officer opened door
>RUN OUT
>main doors still open
>GOOOOO
>ran into maint
>exit maint
>sec bot
>tazed
>banana peel
>slips
>get up
>into maint
>ai locks all access to maint
>wait for 30 minutes
>ai unlocks
>station goes to shit while im gone
>singulo had got loose
>Steal a gasmask
>dress as fireman
>remove id
>go to hops office
>forgot air tank
>door closes
>open to space
>running out of air
>die from lack of air
>cry
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Malkevin » Tue May 24, 2016 8:42 pm #179748

Armhulen wrote:
MrEousTranger wrote:>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>

> breaking vow

Assistant won, grand strategy he displayed by making you break your vow in a none life-or-death situation - therefore tarnishing you forever as a skrub talking mime.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Comrade Leo » Wed May 25, 2016 10:29 am #180013

MrEousTranger wrote:>Go mime

>break vow of silence


You deserve every type of griffoning available. Degenerate.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Ricotez » Wed May 25, 2016 12:23 pm #180048

stiph wrote:
IcePacks wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:> I'm doing this shit again, this time - properly.
> Buy a stand, then emag
> Beg RD for robotics access.

by the second step you already fucked up

by the third you were embarrassing yourself

stand?


come on, "holoparasite" isn't fooling anyone, we all know what they really are
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DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

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CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrEousTranger » Thu May 26, 2016 4:37 pm #180482

Should have said that It was already broken in an earlier situation.
And that I did get lynched.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby ShadowDimentio » Thu May 26, 2016 7:17 pm #180531

>Be me
>Greyshirt cultist
>Time to MVP
>Gotta sac the chappy
>Gather shit for a stunprod because talismans don't work on the chappy
>Takes longer than I want because someone got to the battery in arrivals
>Finally produce one
>Cuck the chappy, he doesn't even have time to chelp
>Get a rune down and try to sac him
>Can't
>Start looting him
>A greyshirt walks over at the WORST POSSIBLE TIME
>Chelps before I kill him
>FUCKUFCKUADCKASDAS
>Try to run with the chappy
>His corpse is stolen
>THEY KNOW WHO I AM AND THAT IT'S CULT
>I BLEW IT
>GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>Start setting up south of viro, the best spot
>Nab a guard's corpse from the clown who lit him on fire or something but wasn't cult
>Ok?
>Sac and arty and grab his gun
>Another guard shows up and a lawyer cultist
>Cuck the guard and sac and jugg
>HoS keeps trying to harass us but the arty kills himself scaring him off
>Useless!
>Suddenly an atmos sees us through the window
>It's Tim Ebow
>Disable him and he whips out a laser and shoots back
>Breaks a window and flamethrowers through it
>FFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Get caught on fire
>Try to tele away
>Get lasered to death
>This happened in about ten seconds
>HG and me are both astounded at the powergame in deadchat
>Cult loses

I tried soooo haaaaard, but in the eeeendddd
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Thu May 26, 2016 10:13 pm #180601

Let me guess, didn't strip the chap before saccing, or do nullrods block sacs and he had a nodrop one?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby ShadowDimentio » Thu May 26, 2016 10:46 pm #180611

Tried to sac, didn't work, thought it was the null rod as you said, tried stripping, got interrupted and couldn't.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Thu May 26, 2016 10:51 pm #180613

DemonFiren wrote:nodrop one?


that reminds me

why
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Thu May 26, 2016 11:00 pm #180617

Because AWESOME POWER!
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby The Ultimate Chimera » Thu May 26, 2016 11:22 pm #180623

ShadowDimentio wrote:
Spoiler:
>Be me
>Greyshirt cultist
>Time to MVP
>Gotta sac the chappy
>Gather shit for a stunprod because talismans don't work on the chappy
>Takes longer than I want because someone got to the battery in arrivals
>Finally produce one
>Cuck the chappy, he doesn't even have time to chelp
>Get a rune down and try to sac him
>Can't
>Start looting him
>A greyshirt walks over at the WORST POSSIBLE TIME
>Chelps before I kill him
>FUCKUFCKUADCKASDAS
>Try to run with the chappy
>His corpse is stolen
>THEY KNOW WHO I AM AND THAT IT'S CULT
>I BLEW IT
>GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>Start setting up south of viro, the best spot
>Nab a guard's corpse from the clown who lit him on fire or something but wasn't cult
>Ok?
>Sac and arty and grab his gun
>Another guard shows up and a lawyer cultist
>Cuck the guard and sac and jugg
>HoS keeps trying to harass us but the arty kills himself scaring him off
>Useless!
>Suddenly an atmos sees us through the window
>It's Tim Ebow
>Disable him and he whips out a laser and shoots back
>Breaks a window and flamethrowers through it
>FFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Get caught on fire
>Try to tele away
>Get lasered to death
>This happened in about ten seconds
>HG and me are both astounded at the powergame in deadchat
>Cult loses

I tried soooo haaaaard, but in the eeeendddd


lol
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby TheNightingale » Thu May 26, 2016 11:37 pm #180627

What happens if the Chaplain picks a nodrop null rod and you have to sac them?

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Anonmare » Fri May 27, 2016 12:28 am #180649

Well we can dismember people's limbs now. Guess you have to perform a manual override on the chappy's arm.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cik » Fri May 27, 2016 12:38 am #180653

the chaplain can sac if you disable his rod

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri May 27, 2016 12:45 am #180657

chaplains null rod doesnt prevent sacrifice anymore, that got removed once the nodrop ones got added
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/16068
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby ShadowDimentio » Fri May 27, 2016 1:14 am #180669

Then what prevented me saccing him?

T H E W O R L D M A Y N E V E R K N O W . . .
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Boredone » Fri May 27, 2016 6:49 am #180760

Well, the sacrifice TARGET requires three cultists to sacrifice, not just a lone cultist. That was probably it.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby jaxy15 » Fri May 27, 2016 5:50 pm #180892

>Shaft miner
>You're also a traitor, kill this mime
>I immediately realize that it's DA, whatever
>Go mine
>Mime goes loud and gets himself killed early on
>Join Tim Ebow in his quest to kill an Ash Drake
>He's also a traitor
>We attack the Drake with a Honk Render, then the combined might of spending all our telecrystals on dehydrated carp
>We finish off the wounded drake
>Get lava staff
>We head back to the station to get on the shuttle
>OH WHOOPS, AI'S MALF
>Grab a suit from EVA and use mesons to lava-fy the tile under the AI
>Shuttle gets emagged the instant the AI dies
>Marooned

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Darno » Mon May 30, 2016 11:37 am #181971

>Latejoin as HoP
>Chill in my office for a while
>Have to update BYOND, can't even see tables
>Come back, rev talk in common channel
>Check cargo and see what's all the talk about
>"HEY GUYS GET READY WE ARE RAIDING BRIG"
>QM comes out with a chainsaw
>'oh holy mother of god not this shit'
>All of sudden HoS comes in yakkety saxxing a rev
>HoS' taser hits me
>HoS and me is down, revs come with chainsaws
>Salt so hard thunder mutes me for a while

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MrEousTranger » Tue May 31, 2016 5:21 pm #182439

>Assistant
>Traitor
>kill plasmaman chemist
>go to HoP
>say I want to be third chemist
>gives me access
>go to chemistry
>tell Argon that HoP wanted 3 chemists
>wait
>buy sleepy pen and energy knife
>Argon leaves chemistry
>follow to cloning
>Argon is cloning
>poke
>falls over
>drag to maint
>kill without problems
>leave maint
>go back to chemistry
>time passes clown throws bannana through open window
>other chemist is walking through chemistry with unstable mutagen
>slips
>Covered in mutagen
>MUTATION
>comic sans voice
>epilepsy
>*SEIZURE*
>Drops 100 potasium, 100 water
>They mix
>*explosion
>DEAD
>failure
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cayce » Tue May 31, 2016 8:19 pm #182506

Playing chaplain on Efficiency
>Get a canister of heavy duty hallucinagen.
>Encourage spiritual development.
>See crazy shit.
>Security arrests me.
>They're skeletons and corgis.
>I'm amazed.
>A bomb is thrown.

Me: That can't be a real bomb.

>I'm dead. Security is dead.

Me: That was a real bomb.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Kwisatz Haderach - Blue haired prophet of engineering.
Steals-The-Thing - That fucking ligger stole the pen out of my PDA.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue May 31, 2016 9:54 pm #182530

MrEousTranger wrote:>Assistant
>Traitor
>kill plasmaman chemist
>go to HoP
>say I want to be third chemist
>gives me access
>go to chemistry
>tell Argon that HoP wanted 3 chemists
>wait
>buy sleepy pen and energy knife
>Argon leaves chemistry
>follow to cloning
>Argon is cloning
>poke
>falls over
>drag to maint
>kill without problems
>leave maint
>go back to chemistry
>time passes clown throws bannana through open window
>other chemist is walking through chemistry with unstable mutagen
>slips
>Covered in mutagen
>MUTATION
>comic sans voice
>epilepsy
>*SEIZURE*
>Drops 100 potasium, 100 water
>They mix
>*explosion
>DEAD
>failure

holy fuck lmao
i wouldnt even be mad
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i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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