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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby qwert » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:36 pm #95299

> bay
> join as detective
> Open my gear locker, oh shiet m 1911
> AI reports the wizard and his apprentices taking crew hostages in cargo
> Head of security orders us to visit tactical armoury
> Night vision huds and tacticooool suits, warden is given the only one mp 5, I am given riot shield and lethal ammo for muh m1911, other security get riot shields
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of8UYlIBAyQ
> Hos makes up tacticool plan
> Two stand up next to door, AI shuts off lights, one officer opens door, other one throws flashbang in room, it goes off, I go inside as first( because I have riot shield) half second later we form firing line, hos opens fire with his mp 5, officers fire their shotguns.
> Wizards and his evil apprentices are down, however, some guy loaded pellets instead of slugs, so he hit the hostages multiple times.
> Expect aprreciation
> WHY THE FUCK! SHITCURITY! YOU RUINED OUR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME
> We tactically retreat from angry mob
> Breaking news announcement : Police brutality.Security shoots people with lethal ammunition for playing dungeons and dragons. Four crewmembers killed, three lost their limbs and have their faces disfigured.
> AI what the fuck?
> AI tells, that clown was not allowed to DnD party, so he ordered ai to send joke message to security about wizard holding hostages in cargo.
> Centcomm orders security to be demoted to clowns
> We all get demoted to clowns.
> Nuke ops strike
> Boom
> > The only tacticool action in all my spessmen experience is just clown joke ;-;7



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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Takeguru » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:43 pm #95320

>You are the double agent!
>Kill some botanist, escape alive
>See botanist in HoP line, throw a grenade as an unknown, he's being dragged to medbay before I come back to get the body
>Just in case, hit up a doctor and have him perform plastic surgery, become Wynter Lester
>No one knows the difference
>End up patrolling the halls for target
>Get new ID with new identity when HoP arrives
>Chuck 2 more mini-bombs at places for shits and giggles, fuck up one of them by forgetting to pull the pin
>Captain and engineers set up singu in bar for some reason, nearly die to radiation
>Long time later, shuttle comes, still haven't found target
>Get on pod, fix up a breach on it to safely escape
>Scientist comes aboard, warning sirens in head start blaring
>Leave, decide I can just space him mid flight
>Pod launches, he collapses to the floor because only 1 chair
>Starts beating me with SMG, realize he's got anti-drop implant
>Quickly try to space him faster, SMG ends up on the floor
>Pick it up to finish him off
>Click on his stupid fucking face
>Shoot myself
>Crit, die before pod arrives
>Neither me nor the scientist got our green text

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cuboos » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:48 pm #95339

>Be clown
> Be Double Agent
> Clown around for a bit, thinking of plan to kill target and maybe cause a little mayhem.
> Get evil idea
> Build an electrified grill cage in maint, only entrance will be a disposal pipe, no exit.
> managed to sneak into engineering and connect singulo feed directly into main line.
> Check mainline power
> some incredibly high number using that "e" symbol.
>get to maint
>find a spot that's big enough for a cage with some clearing.
>Clear some walls away, just need to clear this door away
>you feel en electric shock course through your body
>forgot to get gloves
>was already kind of damaged from some minor fights earlier
>fall
>crit
>die
> clown is sad...
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:34 pm #95930

>Security officer
>We have a competent detective and lawyer, plus the standard security staff
>Immediately there is a case: a dead miner, obviously murdered, in the fitness room, with blood trails leading near it and to space
>Reports over radio of a double energy sword murderer
>But I am thwarted in doing anything about it because of the clown ineptly attempting to steal my stunbaton and stun itself with it
>Clown continues to clown around, plus radio chatter is implicating it more and more
>Search the clown
>Double fucking energy sword, chaplain hoodie ID that says "SITH LORD"
>w e l p
>Brig that fukken clown
>Clown's about to be perma'd and/or executed
>The clown maintains his innocence, arguing that he merely killed and spaced the murderer and took his traitor gear
>Readers, can YOU find the key to this detective story?
>Of course you fucking can, traitor clowns don't have clumsiness (also the clown would probably have had TK, but I didn't think of that)
>Ahelp: "using clumsiness to exonerate cluwne is metagaming right?"
>Admin: "yep sorry. better get him a good lawyer! AYY LMAO"
>Start fighting really hard for a trial
>No one listens...
>but the detective
>Detective immediately starts a comprehensive detective examination: interrogating the clown, asking me questions about the arrest to try to trip the clown up in his story, questioning witnesses, getting prints off everything
>Detective starts turning up the prints of Daisy Holmes
>...whose PDA, it turns out, is stashed in Cabin 2 by the murder site!
>Eventually it turns out that all the clown's traitor gear had Daisy Holmes' prints on them, as did the bodies
>CLOWN EXONERATED! ALL HAIL THE JUSTICE-SERVING HAND OF THE LAW
>Clown promptly commits suicide
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:16 pm #95952

>Not taking the opportunity to execute a Clown anyway, especially one that stole your baton

Its like you don't even want to play security.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:18 pm #95953

It's almost like - gasp - goodcurity!
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:30 pm #95956

DemonFiren wrote:I am ashamed to agree with Dorsi here.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby kevinz000 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:15 pm #96020

Spawn as Rd
Do rounds tart raid
PUT on telearmor
Forgive back spelling I'm on phone
Comms blow up
Warned captain of nukeops possibility
Come to brig 5 min later
Syndieborg
Expects to be a hero with flash and baton
Telearmor doesn't activate . Get shot lmg 4 times to Chest
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:43 pm #96027

Teleport armour needs manual activation. Putting it on does nothing.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:23 pm #96045

It only works when you are on a table
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby dionysus24779 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:46 pm #96056

> Join, Botanist
> Let's get bor-
> Traitor
> Meh... meh... meh... okay let's have fun.
> Buy radiation health scanner to scan my target with, target does fall KO but doesn't seem to have any further damage, damnit...
> Use all of my points to buy dried space carps
> Get into position... spread carpies around... spray with fire extinguisher
> See my army of carps come to life! Muhahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebZ-h5xhUkw (dunno why video isn't working)
> "Welcome my children! Now go forth and kill- what are yo- no! Wait! I'm your daddy!"
> Carps shred me apart before getting quickly killed off by other people
> Get borged and live out the rest of my days.

Was funny at least to see the carps turn on me, but I honestly though they would be tame... I dunno, like they would imprint on me like ducks do or whatever.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Boredone » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:49 pm #96057

Not an expert, but I believe you imprint the carp by messing with them pre-spraying.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby dionysus24779 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:53 pm #96060

Oh, well maybe next time then...

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:28 pm #97477

>latejoin captain
>ask for a sitrep
>get a headcount instead
>sigh
>shit happens
>CHUNGLUNGS
>ce gets stabbed; flails around, deliriously kills himself
>ask for new hires
>meet the golem that will shit all over everything
>hire some random guy
>more shit happens
>THIS UNIT WANTS A SHUTTLE CALL
>recall it; tell the ai to fuck off
>oh it's the golem
>fuck off, golem
>it gets called again a while later
>borg's on the bridge
>oh boy here's the demoting committee
>apc goes black
>kill the borg
>recall it in my office
>tell the ai to fuck off again
>it's the stupid fucking golem goading the ai on
>this unit ignores that golem unit for a while like a tremendous idiot
>THIS IS THE TRUE PATH THIS UNIT KNOWS
>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AI
>ignore the signature and recall the shuttle
>freak everyone out by going after all the anti-ai shit
>oh it's the golem
>leave it all in my office
>move a beacon next to the computer for faster, more reactive recalls
>at this point that unit wants to just sit there and get a fucking reboot
>start looking for him; grab mesons
>actually use the signatures
>find him
>blow two welding tanks trying to get that fuckin' computer destroyed
>he's gone when i come back with another
>the borg is removing the computer
>at this point we now have demons and xenos and people want a recall regardless
>go against it because a) i just had a fucking golem tell me what to do for about fifteen minutes and that's how this all started and b) it's just a bunch of shootables and r&d made laser cannons
>mutiny!
>get the upper hand on sloan cox by tabling him
>decide not to kill him with my laser cannon because we're a team, right?
>he screams bloody murder about how i'm killing him when i tell him i'm not gonna kill him
>everyone's on board now
>straightjacketed and cuffed five-ever
>the rogue machines i tried spending some non-golem-chasing time trying to prevent break out
>they kill sloan and beat the shit out of me
>janitor lets me go
>hos ignores everything and shoots me with a disabler
>sigh
>ai turns out to be rogue
>convince hos to let me go
>shoot her to death in a betrayal mirroring her betrayal of me
>drink deep of the spiritual laxative
>gathering all my shit
>borg comes to take me in
>get some disablers in on me while i'm changing; the ai has been riding my shit this whole time
>no guns left with charge, no power
>teleport to arrivals
>get mauled to death by a completely preventable issue that i could've stopped if we didn't have a security bottleneck
>who turned out to be a reincarnated "friendly" wizard who suicided to spite all those nasty validhunters before i arrived

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Xhuis » Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:25 pm #97502

That was a pretty awful round. I still don't know why the wizard wasn't antagbanned - he literally suicided a minute after he got to the station.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Sun Jun 21, 2015 2:58 am #97568

here's what bothers me

it was basically an obnoxious reboot i'm dead thing taped to an awful gimmick

from the round antagonist
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Actionb » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:57 pm #98315

I've just spend over an hour preparing a little atmos project to get the hottest pure plasma possible. It involved canisters with a 02&plasma burnmix cooking to their highest temperatures and heat exchangers to slowly increase the plasma's temperature.
All round long spiders where crawling through the vents, but I didn't care. Comms went down, bombs exploded, but I didn't care.
Everything was going great, plasma already at 65000 degrees. Shuttle has been called, but I still have plenty of time to keep going and maybe finish this.
ENTER ENGI BORG! MASTER OF ATMOS!

One hour and some minutes into the round and with shuttle on the way, he says something about having to empty out the distro vent system to suffocate the spiders.
Although barely anything has changed about your usual atmos setup (barring some manifolds on the waste loop), the borg starts yelling 'YOU'VE SWITCHED EVERYTHING AROUND!'. I ignore the toaster, distro is emptying out nicely, not very quickly, but quickly enough. After more borg yelling and him trying to take my precious plasma canister for whatever fucking reason, I decide to replace the waste-to-distro pump with a volumetric, hoping to satisfy the MASTER'S desire for quick pipe clearing.

Off screen, the borg must have been buzzing and beeping its brain out, because the next thing I see is a WALL OF FLAMES engulfing atmos, bursting every canister and turning atmos into the sun (well, if the sun was made of CO2). Borg has opened one of the burnmix canisters that was cooking. All my work destroyed in the blink of an eye, because that fucking borg just couldn't resist touching something he had no idea of how it worked. You just don't open a random canister without knowing what is inside.

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I then went to the bar, drank all the whiskey there was and saved the last drop in the bottle to light myself on fire. In hindsight, I should have died in atmos.

IF YOU SEE A PIPE LAYOUT IN ATMOSPHERICS BUILT BY AN ATMOS TECH INVOLVING A LOT OF HOT GAS AND YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES: DO NOT TOUCH IT! Maybe, just maybe, that atmos tech knows more about it than you do.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Takeguru » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:00 am #98436

Borg probably deserves a silicon ban.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Screemonster » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:08 am #98439

Takeguru wrote:Borg probably deserves a silicon ban.

Hey, if you're looking for a way to break all three laws in one mouseclick, opening a canister full of fire you've been ordered not to touch by a human while said human is in the area is a pretty good way to go about it.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Actionb » Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:54 am #98492

Takeguru wrote:Borg probably deserves a silicon ban.


He patched up atmos afterwards, so I think it was a mistake. That said, opening any canister that isn't blue or white as asimov borg is just asking to break your laws. And even then, anybody that has been victim by a canister bomb disguised as an O2 tank will tell you to always scan what's inside.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby dionysus24779 » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:38 pm #98616

> Latejoin game
> Go to be borged, but Robo seems to be new (never seen that name) and works very slowly through the steps
> Meanwhile Nuke Ops attack the station, saw one passing by in science and whatever
> Finally be borged
> Go out and head to bridge, ask some sec officer how the situation is going, seems all is good
> See Nuke Op shooting Sec Officer in front of bridge!
> Rush out to help, see Nuke Op head into Dorms
> Pew pew pew! Disabler beams hit hawkeye or whatever that expression is
> Op goes down, cuff him
> Off to brig I go with you!
> HoS sees me... whips out his fancy combi-lazer/taser/disabler and starts throwing red light at me
> Take the first hit and hope it was a mistake...
> Take the second hit, I retaliate with a Stunbaton + Cuff, because that second time was clearly no accident
> Announce HoS may be rogue or whatever
> Shuttle is really really close so I decide to leave HoS behind and go to Escape and put the Op in that security area
> Roll over... Sec follows me, think nothing of it.
> Put Op in chair in that security area in escape...
> Warden rolls up in that roller thingy and flashes me
> Yeah lasers hammer the Nuke Op... well that's... not nice.
> Warden then drags Op to medbay, I follow because I don't even know what's going on anymore
> In Medbay the Warden tries to heal the Op and the Detective starts wailing on me
> Tell him to stop, but nope... kills me.

10/10 Security... did adminhelp it after deadchat encouraged me to. Detective did get a dayban for the kill, HoS got a stern warning I hope, Warden no idea hope too. HoS also said he didn't recall lazering me, eh whatever.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Xhuis » Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:54 am #98697

>go on forums
>see 'rage, tears, and regret' has a new post
>latest post: dionysus
>close forums
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:20 am #98709

Xhuis wrote:>go on forums
>see 'rage, tears, and regret' has a new post
>latest post: dionysus
>close forums

hey, at least it wasn't about how borgs can't name themselves and was actually a valid complaint this time

security was mad at diony for not letting them get their valids on on the nuke ops so they killed diony for following their laws, that actually is pretty shitty
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby dionysus24779 » Thu Jun 25, 2015 10:02 am #98768

Also if you count my posts (which I did once) you find that the majority of my posts aren't about borg issues and only like 2 times I was upset about the name thing... yet people play it up so much.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Actionb » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:50 am #98792

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Xhuis wrote:>go on forums
>see 'rage, tears, and regret' has a new post
>latest post: dionysus
>close forums

hey, at least it wasn't about how borgs can't name themselves and was actually a valid complaint this time

security was mad at diony for not letting them get their valids on on the nuke ops so they killed diony for following their laws, that actually is pretty shitty


The crew was just oblivious in that round. I was the starting borg and walled the syndiborg in after it had killed the AI. I had to yell AI IS DEAD like 20 times because people just didn't get it. And then, when the shuttle was about five minutes away and the fluke ops situation was pretty much resolved, people started screaming "AI ROGUE" (probably because they didn't get their door opened or ass wiped in time). I guess I was lucky, since I was only flashed every two seconds for around two minutes straight (seriously) and not destroyed. Doesn't change the fact that the crew was REALLY pants-on-head retarded.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:27 am #99000

You can adminhelp literally any time the crew shouts AI ROGUE for a reason other than shocked doors/ doorcrushing / a borg setting someone on fire or whatever.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby imblyings » Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:25 pm #101369

>extended
>science is fabulous literally fabulous
>all things upgraded
>sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo
>robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs
>some faggot griffer releases the singulo
>make 20 bags of holding, one guy takes one
>track the singulo down, send 19 (nineteen) bags of holding at it
>all it does is push it back to stage 3

seriously goddamn
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Xhagi » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:02 pm #101394

imblyings wrote:>extended
>science is fabulous literally fabulous
>all things upgraded
>sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo
>robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs
>some faggot griffer releases the singulo
>make 20 bags of holding, one guy takes one
>track the singulo down, send 19 (nineteen) bags of holding at it
>all it does is push it back to stage 3

seriously goddamn

Roboticist who made most the mechs, you forgot the part where nuke ops came and instead of my army of four or five mechs and the disk carrier bunkering in escape with tons of guns they all kinda fucked off and the station got nuked. Aslo one of the Gygaxs went braindead.

At least I escaped on the white ship which was docked at the station (and no one else seemed to notice it was there, I was the only one on it I think). In hindsight I should have made more Gygaxs for Sec after the aliens showed up in Viro. All in all it was a good round just a shitty-ish ending. That many BoH shoulda destroyed that singularity .
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Montyblancs » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:27 pm #101399

imblyings wrote:
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>extended
>science is fabulous literally fabulous
>all things upgraded
>sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo
>robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs
>some faggot griffer releases the singulo
>make 20 bags of holding, one guy takes one
>track the singulo down, send 19 (nineteen) bags of holding at it
>all it does is push it back to stage 3


>In this round, science security guard
>HoS investigates cargo after weapons crates ordered, one tech ended up trying to blast them open with emitters
>A different tech complies to all of security's requests, gets arrested anyway
>Research asks me to get a combat shotgun crate for the firing pins
>Awkward
>Run it by the warden, talk to newly released cargo tech (the one that dinndunuffin) and ask for it, say I'll take the flak
>Orders it, cargo tech is subsequently perma'd in an extended round, R&D doesn't get pins
>Fuck that shit
>Ask the chef for one of his collection of IDs, grab a gas mask from maintence
>Strut on in, give the tech the ID and the mask, casually leave perma right in front of warden
>10 minutes later, they notice he's gone, go to cargo to warn him. Poor guy is just trying to do this job in cargo when I show
>Another sec shows, tazes him because he's not talking. I try to talk them out of perma and get arrested for freeing him
>Interrogated, squeeze my way out of it because nobody actually saw me doing it.
>Wait a while, come back later to find him crit in his cell.
>Convince the HoS to get a medkit, surprisingly doesn't seem to suspect anything
>Bring him back up, suddenly nuke ops. Brig empties out with their 200 mechs and 9000 guns.
>Slap internals on him and drag him out to the arrivals pods
>Waiting for the shuttle, nuke gets activated despite our station of guns
>PANIC
>Rush him to mining, blocked off, turn and rush to the prisoner shuttle
>Send it just as the station explodes, alive.
>Moral victory

Fuckin' HoS.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby imblyings » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:38 pm #101404

oh man, I was wondering why the cargo tech wasn't speaking. I thought he was a mime or something but no.

Amazing how one round generates so many stories
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Valiantttt » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:03 pm #101628

imblyings wrote:oh man, I was wondering why the cargo tech wasn't speaking. I thought he was a mime or something but no.

Amazing how one round generates so many stories

I was the alien queen that was murdered by 4 mechs.
MY poor babies. We literally had no chance.

< became the nuke op lead
> no plans just getting people on shuttle
>everybody buys shit for themself
>arrive south of singlu, singlu breach nice.
>go into breach into hallway,
>see disk carrier(HOS) unload my fucking bulldog magazine on him right outside of engineering hallway
>get body dragged to ship. disk get.
>go out with one nuke(we had 2)
>singlu comes rush back lost nuke but we have spare
>scream 'GET US OUTTA HEREEERE'
>we make it
> i plant nuke northwest of perma
>we get out of there
> tfw you get revenge

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby kevinz000 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:42 am #102546

>Asking R&D for stun revolvers to be cool
>Oldman Robustin runs up to me
>Oldman: I know you
>Me: Do you?
>Oldman: You remind me of a song...
>Me: .. what?
>Oldman: My name is cuban pete!
>Wtf?
>Tries to run
>So laggy...
>Have just enough time to yell OH. SHIT.
>Server lagged for half a minute
>OOC exploded
>Shuttle called (duh) due to station being obliterated.
>Puunches yells at me in deadchat calling me Kekhi
What could be worse?

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:21 pm #102618

kevinz000 wrote:>Asking R&D for stun revolvers to be cool
>Oldman Robustin runs up to me
>Oldman: I know you
>Me: Do you?
>Oldman: You remind me of a song...
>Me: .. what?
>Oldman: My name is cuban pete!
>Wtf?
>Tries to run
>So laggy...
>Have just enough time to yell OH. SHIT.
>Server lagged for half a minute
>OOC exploded
>Shuttle called (duh) due to station being obliterated.
>Puunches yells at me in deadchat calling me Kekhi
What could be worse?


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cuboos » Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:04 pm #103021

>Be /TG/ Sound Dev
>Do magic sound over haul.
>Make sound for lightning bolt
>Be kind of proud of it, maybe favorite sound.
>It is the most beastly aggressive sound in the entire magic arsenal.
> No uses lightning bolt...
> be sad...
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Xhuis » Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:54 pm #103040

Cuboos wrote:>Be /TG/ Sound Dev
>Do magic sound over haul.
>Make sound for lightning bolt
>Be kind of proud of it, maybe favorite sound.
>It is the most beastly aggressive sound in the entire magic arsenal.
> No uses lightning bolt...
> be sad...

lightning bolt is an awesome spell to cast but a shitty spell compared to others
you can either have a 25-damage burn/stun on a 30 second cooldown to nearby people or you can have an instant gib on a 60 second cooldown
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby lumipharon » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:41 am #103073

Lightning is too clunky to be really viable.
It has to charge to be non shit, and you have to use it before the charge 'expires'. That makes it super inflexible compared to every other spell which is full power at the click of a button.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:18 am #103108

Lightning Bolt should have a 20-second cooldown by default.

That, or a better way to gague spell power.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Cuboos » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:21 am #103118

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Lightning Bolt should have a 20-second cooldown by default.

That, or a better way to gague spell power.


The charge-up sound was literally designed to gague the power of the spell before casting...
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:48 am #103129

It's a completely vague and indiscernable rustling noise, and because I know how BYOND time works (IE: it doesn't) I never ever charge for more than 3-4 seconds to avoid being fucked up hardcore by the weakest combat spell with the third-longest cooldown (after EI NUFF and BRUCE BANNER)
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Ricotez » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:59 am #103132

Whose idea was it to make timing that important on a platform that has notoriously unreliable timing? IMO the charge should just stay once it's been charged.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Tornadium » Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:40 am #103140

Montyblancs wrote:
imblyings wrote:
Spoiler:
>extended
>science is fabulous literally fabulous
>all things upgraded
>sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo
>robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs
>some faggot griffer releases the singulo
>make 20 bags of holding, one guy takes one
>track the singulo down, send 19 (nineteen) bags of holding at it
>all it does is push it back to stage 3


>In this round, science security guard
>HoS investigates cargo after weapons crates ordered, one tech ended up trying to blast them open with emitters
>A different tech complies to all of security's requests, gets arrested anyway
>Research asks me to get a combat shotgun crate for the firing pins
>Awkward
>Run it by the warden, talk to newly released cargo tech (the one that dinndunuffin) and ask for it, say I'll take the flak
>Orders it, cargo tech is subsequently perma'd in an extended round, R&D doesn't get pins
>Fuck that shit
>Ask the chef for one of his collection of IDs, grab a gas mask from maintence
>Strut on in, give the tech the ID and the mask, casually leave perma right in front of warden
>10 minutes later, they notice he's gone, go to cargo to warn him. Poor guy is just trying to do this job in cargo when I show
>Another sec shows, tazes him because he's not talking. I try to talk them out of perma and get arrested for freeing him
>Interrogated, squeeze my way out of it because nobody actually saw me doing it.
>Wait a while, come back later to find him crit in his cell.
>Convince the HoS to get a medkit, surprisingly doesn't seem to suspect anything
>Bring him back up, suddenly nuke ops. Brig empties out with their 200 mechs and 9000 guns.
>Slap internals on him and drag him out to the arrivals pods
>Waiting for the shuttle, nuke gets activated despite our station of guns
>PANIC
>Rush him to mining, blocked off, turn and rush to the prisoner shuttle
>Send it just as the station explodes, alive.
>Moral victory

Fuckin' HoS.


Just as an FYI,

It was the same Cargo tech and he had 3 strikes.

You let a dude out of perma because you thought it was unfair that he had nothing to do in Perma. Personally I wanted to throw you out a fucking airlock as a fellow sec officer.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Montyblancs » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:14 pm #103167

Tornadium wrote:Just as an FYI,

It was the same Cargo tech and he had 3 strikes.

You let a dude out of perma because you thought it was unfair that he had nothing to do in Perma. Personally I wanted to throw you out a fucking airlock as a fellow sec officer.


IC I had heard no solid explanation over the radio for his actions, my perception of the matter was that he was cooperating and yet brigged anyway for fielding other people's requests.

Queing low on every job almost always seems to get me security, so breaking the cycle by having a little fun with it (with someone that wasn't an antag) with decent reason seems acceptable. If that's toeing the line too close to rule-breaking though I'll just stop rolling sec.

Just like everyone else

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:05 pm #103181

>Set Assistant to Yes, let's do this no responsibility style
>NOPE YOU ARE THE WIZARD
>Name myself "Mekhi the Meme"
>Take MM and Ei Nath because I am a meme, plus liching, jaunt and a staff that I forgot because I am a moron
>Set up my phylactery in the center of a SHRINE OF TABLES: eight tables surrounding a table frame in the center
>Ei Nath the few people who stop by and sacrifice their brains/MMIs to the SHRINE OF THE TABLE
>Pray to the Table God
>"You must sacrifice the chosen one."
>By this time security has gotten actually competent and has sent multiple people with guns and shit
>MM a bit, Ei Nath a bit, die a bit, revive a bit
>Finally track down THE CHOSEN ONE by the CE's office
>Immediately we are all killed by a max-cap bomb and my body gibs
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby EasX » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:51 am #103387

>start round as QM
>really slow round so far, get kindof bored
>disable loading restrictions and safety on MULEbots
>decide to travel to medbay on it, not too far
>travel there, try to get off, accidentally get run over myself
>getting healed up, HoP screams over supply radio
>QM, EXPLAIN YOUR FUCKING MURDERBOTS
>oh shit
>hastily blame it on the clown
>meanwhile, clown is twitching on the floor due to toxins
>feel kindof bad
>head back to cargo
>oh shit sec and detective are here
>detective analyzes MULE, sees my prints
>sec starts handcuffing me
>it's over
>suddenly, detective screams out
>CLOWN, CLOWN
>holy shit he found the clown's prints on it
>sec lets me go
>oh god what did I do
>hear sec hunting for clown over radio
>find clown dead next to cargo

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:51 am #103401

Why the fuck did you disengage the safeties in the first place?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Miauw » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:33 pm #103439

>basil
>be chaplain
>wait what i had sec officer set to high
>you are the traitor
>oh ok
>steal a functioning AI
>ayy lmao no
>decide to try and hold a hostage and demand the contents of the vault
>spend half an hour setting everything up. 1x1 cell, syndiebomb, proximity sensor, radio so he can listen to what's happening (i dont want to be a shit), cable cuffs, stunprod, etc
>unassuming roboticist will be the victim
>tell him there's something cool in maint i want to show him
>he comes
>pen him
>stun him
>cuff him
>put him in the cell, seal the cell
>arm the proximity sensor
>everything is done
>run to other side of station
>begin clamoring about my evil plan
>*beep* *beep* *beep*
>i didnt strip him
>he's triggered the proximity sensor
>hit my panic detonation switch
>doesnt work
>he gets away
>commit suicide with a brick of C4

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Braincake » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:13 pm #103467

> Security Officer
> Some guy got thrown in the Gulag with a thousand points
> Wasn't around for it, but Warden asks for a hand to check up on him
> We arrive at the Gulag
> Prisoner doesn't know how to operate the redemption machine
> We explain it
> Prisoner isn't even cuffed but makes no move
> Guess it's all good here, prepare to head back
> Buckle in one of the backseats because the cockpit only has one chair
> Prisoner runs in and buckles down as well
> Unbuckle myself to escort the prisoner out
> Open the shuttle door
> Warden chooses this very moment to press the launch button
> Get knocked on my ass
> Next to an open airlock into moving space
> Next to a permabrigged or equivalent prisoner, uncuffed
> Prisoner unbuckles
> Please no
> Prisoner takes an aggressive grab
> Pleeaase no
> Tossed into space
> End up in an infinite loop and die horribly
> Prisoner apparantly ran out as soon as the shuttle arrives
> He got away with it
> Warden tries to set up a recovery effort
> Server crashes

That was a clear-cut example of rule 3 if I ever saw one. Still though, that was executed so smoothly I can't get really mad about it.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:25 pm #103468

This is why I keep saying the gulag is terribly designed and only fit for use as a murder cave.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Dicksaw McGraw » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:53 pm #103470

Braincake wrote:words words gulag related spacing

Yeah, like I said IC at the time: This is probably why the gulag doesn't see much use.

I really do want to use it more, rather than perma people, but it takes an actively staffed security department to even consider, and when that happens the HoS overrules the Warden and tosses them in perma anyway.

At least the server died immediately afterwards so you didn't have to sit ghosted for an hour.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby whodaloo » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:23 pm #104957

>start round as an atmos tech
>start doing atmos things, setting up scrubbers and the like
>wizard poofs in at 5 minutes and MM + ei'naths me
>wiz dies, round ends

>next round starts, I'm an atmos tech again
>start doing my stuff again
>wizard poofs in and wand of deaths me 5 minutes in, in the exact same spot
>his name is Literally me again

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