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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by TechnoAlchemist » #221828

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Deitus wrote:>assistant on box
>CONFIRMED OUTBREAK OF LEVEL FIVE BIOHAZARD
>OSHIT
>scoot into engi to grab some industrial welders
>CE starts batonning me and saying im trespassing/if i want the tools sign up for the job
>are you fucking serious?
>sec officer comes and brigs me, says she "needs to search me"
>searching entails taking everything in my toolbelt i guess
>harmbatons me when i call them out on their shit
>HOS walks in and lasers me into crit
>get taken to medbay, whatever lets just fight the blob
>someone busted open bridge window
>grab a multitool and go in to get the axe
>HOS walks by and lasers me to death this time
>CE who kicks me out is trying to use flamethrower on blob, just ignites other fighters
>some idiot calls the shuttle
>officer who arrests me never goes to fight blob despite taking a hardsuit
>literally spends entire round harassing robotics for some odd reason and yelling at the ai to restore power despite being repeatedly told from multiple sources that there is a sink and the smes are destroyed
>CE later takes a canister of superheated gas to the blob after its killed and opens it near other people

salty as fuck tbh
that was record speed

did you start writing before the round was even over
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Deitus » #221834

TechnoAlchemist wrote:
Deitus wrote:>assistant on box
>CONFIRMED OUTBREAK OF LEVEL FIVE BIOHAZARD
>OSHIT
>scoot into engi to grab some industrial welders
>CE starts batonning me and saying im trespassing/if i want the tools sign up for the job
>are you fucking serious?
>sec officer comes and brigs me, says she "needs to search me"
>searching entails taking everything in my toolbelt i guess
>harmbatons me when i call them out on their shit
>HOS walks in and lasers me into crit
>get taken to medbay, whatever lets just fight the blob
>someone busted open bridge window
>grab a multitool and go in to get the axe
>HOS walks by and lasers me to death this time
>CE who kicks me out is trying to use flamethrower on blob, just ignites other fighters
>some idiot calls the shuttle
>officer who arrests me never goes to fight blob despite taking a hardsuit
>literally spends entire round harassing robotics for some odd reason and yelling at the ai to restore power despite being repeatedly told from multiple sources that there is a sink and the smes are destroyed
>CE later takes a canister of superheated gas to the blob after its killed and opens it near other people

salty as fuck tbh
that was record speed

did you start writing before the round was even over
yes

my salt could not be contained
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MrAlphonzo » #222366

I have only rolled malf AI one time, it has half a year ago. Every session, I at least tried five or six shifts to roll it again, every day, for the next six months. After switching to Basil, one month in, I had the pleasure of rolling malf AI. I start, my borg is a new player. Not the best, but hey, I've done my malf objectives stealthily before, I shouldn't need their help too much. I hacked my core APC, and my maint APC. Bolt the doors, cut the lights, in case somebody comes to check on tcomms or whatever. I go to take a piss, come back, and see everyone screaming "AI MALF". I check, nobody has come onto my satellite. I scroll up, and my borg stated law 0. There is an assistant on my core, Skylar Lineman is on his way to my core with an RCD. I can't detonate the RCDs, I don't have enough processing power stocked up because its too early into the shift. First door goes down, try to stun Skylar and hit him with lethals. Nope, he has perfect aim, direct hit on the APC with the ion rifle. Look for a sec console to set him to arrest so the securitron can get him. Nope, he shoots it before it even moves. Ahelp how to shunt, nope, APC is shot again, and I'm carded before I can do anything.

I fucking hate this game sometimes.

At least I rolled revenant right after, for the first time.

Oh wait, Skylar shit on that too.

Before I committed suicide, I told Validunt McPowerkit who two other traitors were.
An hour later, my target was still alive, and still walking in the open.

Why do I even play antags
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #222406

From previous observations people like that need to be deported to Sybil.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by D&B » #222430

I remember that AI round.

It was funny how the both fucked up.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #222521

Borgs should not be able to state their law 0. When would you ever want to do that other than to fuck over your master AI
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Isane » #222524

I don't think that borg had any idea what it was doing. It talked in indiscernible broken English, claimed it was "stuck" when it was just sitting in the hallway in front of the corporate showroom, and then of course it stated its 0 law over the radio.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MrAlphonzo » #222531

Isane wrote:I don't think that borg had any idea what it was doing. It talked in indiscernible broken English, claimed it was "stuck" when it was just sitting in the hallway in front of the corporate showroom, and then of course it stated its 0 law over the radio.
I didn't hack it, specifically because I noticed said broken English. They also didn't know how to talk in binary. When they said they got stuck, I kept telling myself "I can do this on my own, I'll be fine as long as they don't state law 0." Then, look what happens.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Durkel » #222699

>extended round from the get go.
>Spend over a hour getting all the parts for a BSA.
>finish it.
>miner kills bubblegum and uses the contract on himself and starts killing people.
>Miner: "You can't kill me fool".
>Bsa him the second those words leave his mouth and leave him as a pile of gibs on the floor.
>Golem who helped me finish it wasn't sure how it worked and started playing with it with the barkeep watching nearby.
>Notice the golem brought two gps with him.
>Oh, he must want to target something and test it.
>Fires it at com0.
>The golem is holding com0.
>The golem blows up, the barkeep is blown to shit, the cannon is now destroyed.
>I barely survive thanks to the vitamins in my system from some pumpkins I had just eaten.
>limp to medical as tears flow down my cheeks.

Around golems, Never relax.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reyn » #222722

That's pretty painful.
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #222791

go lems
just go
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by D&B » #222854

>Nuke ops
>Get chosen for syndicate Borg
>Use thrusters to get into station
>Forget to turn them off
>Had to camp robotics to recharge every 2 minutes

Such a tremendous oversight in my part, didn't matter much since our shuttle got max capped to hell by a scientist so W/E
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Durkel » #223245

>Sitting the shuttle in transit to central
>Someone uses a flashbang and stuns me
>Someone sets off a chem grenade off fire and smoke
>I'm strapped to my chair desperately trying to unbuckle
>The floor melts out under me
>I'm now floating through space buckled to the chair from the shuttle
>I die
>the chair melts.

Fucking brutal.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by D&B » #223443

>Traitor
>DA
>Actually manage to get a HoP to give me a security role
>Plan on how to plant evidence on my target
>Get call IRL on picking up someone since my coworker was still busy with an embalming.
>Have to settle on just c4-syndie bombing the brig
>Didn't even get to see the explosion.

Reeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by bandit » #223460

>Clown
>Traitor
>fuck this I'm drunk and don't want to do my objectives
>Make a fuckton of cardboard cutouts, set them all to clown
>They all have clown names
>Giggles
>Mr. Shoe
>Redshirt McBeat
>Fortune Ray
>FORTUNE RAY
>Adminhelp "WHO THE FUCK ADDED FORTUNE RAY TO THE CLOWN LIST
>Am confused, it isn't on the github clown name list anywhere
>fucking shadowlight added it to the config
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Deitus » #223517

bandit wrote:>Clown
>Traitor
>fuck this I'm drunk and don't want to do my objectives
>Make a fuckton of cardboard cutouts, set them all to clown
>They all have clown names
>Giggles
>Mr. Shoe
>Redshirt McBeat
>Fortune Ray
>FORTUNE RAY
>Adminhelp "WHO THE FUCK ADDED FORTUNE RAY TO THE CLOWN LIST
>Am confused, it isn't on the github clown name list anywhere
>fucking shadowlight added it to the config
i dont see the problem, fortune ray is a pretty famous joke character

>anti-greytiding on box
>new round
>nookie flookies
>immediately start begging for war
>leader doesnt want to
>wot, u a fookin poosie m8???
>other op joins in (3 total)
>he finally gives in and tries, but too few people on the station
>nuts.
>distribute tc, get my usual meme setup of macro implant and saw along with flash/tear nades and extra clips
>spend forever waiting for the other two
>eventually we head out
>bossman tells us to stay while he bombs armory
>sure thing boss
>he comes back, we go to a different part of the station to begin the assault
>this whole time sec and the cap have been having some sort of fucking feud where the HOS and cap have been screaming for each other to be arrested
>we land south of engi, i start scooting towards arrivals to meme while the others actually get the disk
>fly past cargo
>wait was that
>fly back
>yep thats the captain just standing there in the cargo bay
>saw the windows down, hit him
>TKO
>bossman and i head back to shuttle, call for other guy to come too
>never responds, figure he's rip
>on our way to west solars maint to set up nuke
>CE appears with an oxy tank canister (???)
>OH FUCK HE HAS A JETPACK
>pushes the nuke out of our grip
>frantic three-person chase to get dat fukken nook
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>eventually manage to gun him down
>scoot over and plant it
>quick man hug before we head back to shuttle
>other guy still hasnt spoken/showed up so we leave
>back on syndie base sharing a drink
>bossman says he set it for 3 minutes, wonders why it hasnt gone off yet
>tell him space-time moves slower in this dimension
>we wait
>...
>...............
>...............................
>ok even for byond time this is weird
>ask admins whats up
>they say nuke isn't there
>wait what
>panic fly back to the nuke spot
>only the plutonium core
>escape shuttle departs as we drown in tears

apparently the cmo had teslium and melted the nuke with it. i cri erry time
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by killerx09 » #223552

Teslium can melt the nuke?!
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Post by Alipheese » #229478

>be miner
>theres a bubblegum, colossus, and drake
>lowpop
>get access to RND and Viro
>do rnd enough to get satchel of holding and adv plasma cutter
>while doing rnd hear miners talk about the drake and colossus next to eachother
>some miner comes by and insists on finishing rnd
>okay
>go make my healing virus
>half way through rad storm
>weird mapping glitch where rads are in maint becasue of an apc
>i get blindness
>come back, snag some NV
>go back out to lavaland
>get a drone, sentience it, max upgrades
>we go fight drake, kill that
>we go for colossus
>half way through fight minerbot dies
>kill the colossus
>go back to see about grabbing the ORM since colossus mined an assload of stuff
>no power, because of that i cant unwrench it
>go back to lavaland
>head to bubblegum
>engage
>slowly walk backwards shooting it from the legion gate to white ship landing
>die LITERALLY, 1 hit from killing it
>figure out that my colossus kill didnt even get registered
>get cucked of my first """official""" kill of the colossus, and my second bubblegum kill
why

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Cayce » #233562

I was doing so well, up until the end.

I spawned in as a traitor miner, but didn't want to risk dying in lava while I had the chance to antag it up.
>Objective: Steal hand tele.

Within 2 minutes via emag I had both hand teles and the captain's spare.
I changed myself to a security officer, since we only had one, got geared up, mindshield implanted myself so the only other officer would see it on his HUDGlasses.

With an esword, egun, and 3 tazers, I began my domination of security.
I closed all security role positions that were open at an ID console, and then went out looking for the other officer.
I found him covered in blood in medbay, and 'arrested him' to 'question him about it'.
After stripping his headset, I cut him to bits in the brig's contraband room, and tossed his body onto the gulag.

>FUCK, THE AI IS ON TO ME.

Wintermute, the AI calls me out over the sec channel, but now it's just us and the detective.
I 'explain' (lie) that the officer had murdered someone without reason and that I was meting out equal response.
I promise I won't do it again, and the AI says he'll watch me.
The detective is also acting a bit shady around me too.

I corner an engi borg in maint, and law 2 it to stay silent, until I finish emagging it.
I order it to kill the AI.
It trundles off, and CONTINUES FUCKING ENGINEERING SHIT.
FML

>Walk into the mime stealing the captain's office-- all of it.
>I slap him around a bit, then drag him off to be borged.

I run into the mimeborg in maint and emag it. Same order.
Mimeborg cuts comms and kills the AI.

Without the judgemental eye of Wintermute on me, I go to kill the detective, but find him in the bridge with the chaplain.
Figuring with 3 tazers and an esword I could take them both. I managed to cuff the detective and kill the chaplain.
Comms are still down, so his yells are unheard, but he escapes into the halls.

I lose the detective, but the shuttle has been called and is almost there. Heading to escape, I step into the security area and order mimeborg to bolt the other airlocks.

Shuttle arrives, I emag it.
The detective and three other guys have made it on.
>I run through all of my tazers in crowd control as I esword two of them to death, but the detective's gun knocks me down.
>Killed with my own esword.

I had a good run, though.
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Post by Armhulen » #233566

>minebot
>want to fight colossus with my master & other minebot
>lose
>"WTF YOU RUINED MY TRAITOR ROUND ILL AHELP THIS IN THE FUTURE"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Gamarr » #233582

Cayce wrote: Shuttle arrives, I emag it.
The detective and three other guys have made it on.
>I run through all of my tazers in crowd control as I esword two of them to death, but the detective's gun knocks me down.
>Killed with my own esword.
Murder of Alfredo the botanist required an appropriate meting of justice applied via bow courtesy of a Replicant. You woulda been fineeeee if you hadn't separated yourself from the borg prior to shuttle and went rampage until after.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Cayce » #233601

Gamarr wrote: Murder of Alfredo the botanist required an appropriate meting of justice applied via bow courtesy of a Replicant. You woulda been fineeeee if you hadn't separated yourself from the borg prior to shuttle and went rampage until after.
Yeah, I kind of got sucked along and by the end I was just trying to keep my head above water. Before my failed assassination of the Detective, I was running a flawless kill streak.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #236204

>plasmeme scientist
>you are the (only) revhead, faggot
>fuck
>flee to xenobio
>admins yell at me to do something
>do xenobio for a bunch
>twenty minutes or so pass
>become slime-man with tons of cool slime tricks
>send a slime-copy of myself to suicide gold extract the rd
>he dies
>security comes running to xenobio
>distract them by throwing a ton of harmless slimes in their path
>they slaughter like 30 or so fucking slimes holy shit
>suicide gold extract again
>send out slime copy of myself
>robust the captain and warden amid a horde of angry mobs
>they bust into medbay and start fucking up shit
>grab a flash and start flashing people
>xenobio's power's cut but it's too late, there's seven or so of me and one of them has all-access
>win the round after a few minutes
>wait for that sweet ooc praise
>"slow rev"
>some loser's bragging about some cargo bullshit nobody cares about
>ooc: HAIL CARGONIA
>ooc: HAIL CARGONIA
>ooc: HAIL CARGONIA
>my second plasmameme sole headrev is a smashing success but a great critical failure
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MrAlphonzo » #236496

>Be assistant
>Wizround
>Never encounter the wiz, personally, but I encounter a dozen ass walkers
>They keep getting onto the station so quickly, somehow
>Eventually, guy who killed slaughter demon tell me they're in cargo maint
>By they're he meant the nest was teleported in from lavaland
>Marco hooks me up with the armory and I promptly dunk every ligger in there
>Nest is barely alive
>Two liggers enter, easy peasy, might have to fall back to get more ammo
>Suddenly, goliath tendrils appear under me and instastun me
>"what"
>I don't see a goliath
>I don't hear a goliath breaking shit
>Notice the goliath tendrils were stacked
>Nobody else is getting tendrilled, including the liggers
>Liggers get me
>Ghost
>There was no goliath
>I was just aboosed
>three mins and a coder on
>Ask in deadchat if I was just aboosed
>Ask in OOC, after the roudn
>"THE SOUND... OF SILENCE"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Armhulen » #236530

just get good lmao
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Digdugxx » #236532

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by imblyings » #236558

MrAlphonzo wrote:>Be assistant
>Wizround
>Never encounter the wiz, personally, but I encounter a dozen ass walkers
>They keep getting onto the station so quickly, somehow
>Eventually, guy who killed slaughter demon tell me they're in cargo maint
>By they're he meant the nest was teleported in from lavaland
>Marco hooks me up with the armory and I promptly dunk every ligger in there
>Nest is barely alive
>Two liggers enter, easy peasy, might have to fall back to get more ammo
>Suddenly, goliath tendrils appear under me and instastun me
>"what"
>I don't see a goliath
>I don't hear a goliath breaking shit
>Notice the goliath tendrils were stacked
>Nobody else is getting tendrilled, including the liggers
>Liggers get me
>Ghost
>There was no goliath
>I was just aboosed
>three mins and a coder on
>Ask in deadchat if I was just aboosed
>Ask in OOC, after the roudn
>"THE SOUND... OF SILENCE"
looked into it because the thought of ash ligger sympathizers within the ranks of the admins chills me to the bone

it was badmins, although I have little idea of the context and I am retired and don't get paid to look into attack logs for further information either
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[04:24:37]ACCESS: Login: mimicfaux/(an ash walker) from|| BYOND v511
[04:33:15]SAY: Jip Dribbles/mimicfaux : L-LIZ-ZASSS-SSSR-RD
[04:33:17]SAY: Jip Dribbles/mimicfaux : I AM-M L-L-LIZ-ZAR-R-R-RD-D-D
[04:33:27]EMOTE: Jip Dribbles/mimicfaux : <B>Jip Dribbles</B> seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless...

[04:34:00]SAY: Ghost/mimicfaux : Well, we were the last two
[04:34:06]SAY: Ghost/mimicfaux : And thus ends our legacy

[04:34:33]ADMIN: Build Mode: mimicfaux/(Banalz-Mim) modified Goliath tentacle's (88,86,1) dir to 2
[04:34:34]ADMIN: Build Mode: mimicfaux/(Banalz-Mim) modified Goliath tentacle's (88,87,1) dir to 2
[04:34:38]SAY: Jan Michael Vincent VIII/MrAlphonzo : WHAT
[04:34:39]SAY: Jan Michael Vincent VIII/MrAlphonzo : WHAT THE FUCK
[04:34:43]ADMIN: Build Mode: mimicfaux/(Banalz-Mim) modified Goliath tentacle's (88,86,1) dir to 2

[04:35:25]SAY: Ghost/MrAlphonzo : WHERE THE FUCK
[04:35:26]SAY: Ghost/MrAlphonzo : DID GOLIATH TENDRILS
[04:35:27]SAY: Ghost/MrAlphonzo : COME FORM

[04:47:12]OOC: MrAlphonzo/MrAlphonzo : AM I INSANE, OR DID SOMEBODY SPAWN TENDRILS UNDER ME WHEN I WAS DUNKING THE ASS WALKERS?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by oranges » #236566

REV UP THOSE ADMIN COMPLAINTS BOYS
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Digdugxx » #236567

There isn't nuffin wrong with stopping the slaughter of a defenseless tribe
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by capi duffman » #236589

This does look kinda shitty, the kind of foul moves admins aren't allowed to pull.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by factoryman942 » #236750

>get traitorling atmos tech, roundstart
>3 lings
>start wandering around maint for people to tentacle and/or armblade
>using augmented eyesight
>chef is holding a PDA in his hand
>HAHAH DED
>They had bought a surplus crate, y'know the ones with 50tc worth of stuff in them
>another tator shows up
>has double esword
>we're both looking forward to some teamwork
>admin accidentally presses button which fucks up all the tiles in the map
>server restarts
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Raven776 » #236803

Kaley Angelus says, "Guys."
Kaley Angelus says, "If we go out in short bursts."
Kaley Angelus asks, "We can get super powers, right?"
You feel waves of heat wash over you! Find shelter!
Ben Woodson has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven.
Donovan Mcloan says, "Or super cancer"
Kaley Angelus says, "Super something."
Kaley Angelus says, "Alright."
Kaley Angelus says, "Watch this shit."
You feel smarter!
Donovan Mcloan says, "Dont do it"
Kaley Angelus exclaims, "TOLD YOU!"
Donovan Mcloan says, "OH SHIT"

And then I went to go give the geneticist TK and he wiped my clean after I shouted at him three times that I was trying to give him the TK and that he shouldn't wipe me.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Whoisthere » #236810

>nukeop
>go to the station
>clown mobs everywhere
>for some reason tgstation join screen pops up from time to time
>more clown mobs
>finally find a lone botanist
hey dude what's with the clowns?
i dunno
>depart, yet more clown mobs
>find a bunch of stragglers in engi lobby
hey guys what's with the clowns
HELP US SHOOT THE CLOWNS PLS HELP WE JUST WANT TO GO HOME
ALSO YOU CAN'T SHOOT FOR SHIT
s-sorry guys i g-gotta find the disk
y-you too
>go after the captain, get join screen again, restart byond, captain already dead and disk got by another nukeop

If only I didn't autism out this could've been a story where the crew and ops worked together for once against a common enemy.

Admin possessing the nuke and making it run away and honk while we were trying to arm it was a nice touch though.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MimicFaux » #237869

Rolling traitor, fuck greentext, let's have some fun. Grab a syndie key, coordinate with two other traitors and we're gonna stage a nuke ops. One guys crate had like three hardsuits so we're laughing in terms of equipment. We get dressed up, and start targetting major things. Telecomms, armoury, and I'm going after power/gravity. Get into a shooting match with the detective and a security officer. Several near misses saved between various implants I have. I eventually eventually wound the pair of them to the point that hesitant to pursue any further so I cut my losses and fuck off into space to heal.

Fast forward some 45 minutes later, I'm chilling in the bar, detective rolls up beside me. Orders a drink. I make small chat. He laughs and asks if I have a smoke. *Baton'd, cuffed* I'm hauled off to the brig for interrogation, while I shout and kick and flail. Regain composure, I'm clean as a fucking whistle. I've swapped my data in the security files. discarded all my old clothes while doing traitorous deeds and all my equipment is stashed in a locker in space. They got shit on me.
Detective just sitting there with a shit-eating grin.
Tosses his forensic report onto the table between us.
He nailed me with my fucking medical files, NOT security files. After the fight, he went back into the vacuum exposed maint tunnel, scanned the blood I spilled when I got shot and did the cross comparisons.
At the time I was frothing with indignation at being sidelined by such an obscure detail, but looking back full marks awarded to the detective who was a goddamn hero.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MrAlphonzo » #238448

Little bit of background, I watched a cartoon when I was little called Generator Rex. Hispanic suphero, couldn't actually speak Spanish all that well, I could relate to him. When I switched from Sybil to Basil, I made him as one of my first characters. I figured, since his superpower is generating limbs, it'd be cool if I rolled changeling and helped the crew out instead of quietly getting my greenies or teamboning the crew.

Objective 1: 6 genomes
Objective 2: Kill Clunwe
Objective 3: Escape outside of custody yadda yadda

So, I'm an assistant, getting my tools ready. Its Delta, so of course I took the spare power tools. Not much happens, until Tcomms go down. I try to fix them, for a while, but I'm a bit lost, so I decide to let the engineers handle it. Follow the clown around for a bit, he lets me into the Captain's office, a botanist has secretly made himself the Captain and security are none the wiser. Oh boy. Assume the AI is subverted, of course it is. But not by the Captain. Lots of officers running around earlier, not so many later in the round. I break into the brig, look around, there's not many people to be seen. Captain sees me breaking into the warden's office, shotguns me, and tosses me out. He leaves, I go back in, and search for any officers I can break out. Only found one, not sure what happened to her. Later, I head to the AI sat. The QM is there, in crit, I didn't powergame for a medkit seeing as how I was a changeling. So, I just epipen, move on, and hope they recover. I start smashing the turrets, eventually get to the airlock, I can hear the CE is breaking in from the left of the SAT. He didn't stay in the same part of the SAT with me, after he saw my armblade. After lots of fleshmending and resting, I carded the other AI. It was subverted by Haythem. So, I go to the shuttle, looking for Haythem. He's in a crate, hiding with his pAI, most likely because of my angry screaming over comms. I drag him out, attempt to calmly kick him out of the shuttle. He's not having it, so I give chase. Keep in mind, the CE intellicarded the second AI which was also subverted and had the same laws. So, I shoot him, and attempt to get rid of him the old fashioned way. The CE, of all people, is not having it. Instead of arresting the person who subverted the AI, all the security officers, some crew members, and the CE begin frantically trying to knock down the changeling. Due to the size of the lynchmob, and the fact I didn't buy biodegreade, I was caught. So, they kill me, space me, and let the guy that used two AIs to kill most of the crew get away with his greenies. Admittedly, a changeling armblading a roboticist is PRETTY suspicious, but at the same time, security didn't even bother to search Haythem, and the CE cheered for my death. He also didn't bother to check the laws of the AI he intellicarded.

Only person who was remotely nice to me was my target, and an atmos tech, who was kind enough to not join the lynch mob on the shuttle. Apparently the subverted AI, who was in my backpack at the time, was secretly rooting for me as well.

Needless to say, if I ever roll changeling, I'm not planning on helping the crew anymore.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by calzilla1 » #238483

>be chef
>u r tator!
>steal documents
>escape!
>welp, time to gimmick!
>get the supa' bundaru
>bond
>fuck
>well, maybe i could work for sec, be the captains personal spy!
>change name to glomnb job nanotrasen (tm) super spy!
>stuff happens and i'n between but i'm stuck between the doors in the bridge with the captain in the bridge interrogating me.
>offer him my allegence and a whet stone
>"y do u have a peestol, y do u have a agint cahd..."
>asks centcom if they brought a nanotrasen spy
>dont be a nigger admin dont be a nigger admin...
>say they didnt send one
>fuck you admemes
>they strip me of my goodies and the fake warden implants me
>fuck
>ask ai for docs
>when shuttle arives and leaves i strange and space a ligger out of frustration and get brigged
>don't care about red text
>curse out the admin
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MimicFaux » #238507

MrAlphonzo wrote: *Impotent hero-ling frustration*
I try to enable cool gimmicks as much as I can, to give some variety to rounds. Generally the more creative the idea, the more generous I'm going to be in helping out. TC trade to become a living, ventcrawling nuke disk? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Hunger Games-esque arena? Heck yeah. Deadly game-show Q/A? Sure thing. Even without admin intervention there's a lot of cool shit you can do. Buy a surplus crate and donate it to RnD science. Get an e-bow and EMP kit, start a people zoo in maint and see how many cages you can make. (Or make a rage cage!) I try to encourage creativity much as I can, and foster an RP-friendly environment where possible, and I know Okand feels the same way. Getting your green shouldn't be all you strive for because remember, you're antagonists, the catalysts in every story and each round.

Don't be afraid to run cool gimmicks just because of failures. All too often when admining I see an antag drop into deadchat frustrated and angry that the validhunters spoiled their fun. They decide that the only recourse is to just act as the validhunters expect them to act, and turn to murderbone. We see less and less cool things and more wordless e-bow/ e-sword murders in the hall.
Spoiler:
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by roadrage » #238571

MimicFaux wrote:
MrAlphonzo wrote: *Impotent hero-ling frustration*
I try to enable cool gimmicks as much as I can, to give some variety to rounds. Generally the more creative the idea, the more generous I'm going to be in helping out. TC trade to become a living, ventcrawling nuke disk? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Hunger Games-esque arena? Heck yeah. Deadly game-show Q/A? Sure thing. Even without admin intervention there's a lot of cool shit you can do. Buy a surplus crate and donate it to RnD science. Get an e-bow and EMP kit, start a people zoo in maint and see how many cages you can make. (Or make a rage cage!) I try to encourage creativity much as I can, and foster an RP-friendly environment where possible, and I know Okand feels the same way. Getting your green shouldn't be all you strive for because remember, you're antagonists, the catalysts in every story and each round.

Don't be afraid to run cool gimmicks just because of failures. All too often when admining I see an antag drop into deadchat frustrated and angry that the validhunters spoiled their fun. They decide that the only recourse is to just act as the validhunters expect them to act, and turn to murderbone. We see less and less cool things and more wordless e-bow/ e-sword murders in the hall.
Spoiler:
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
We think alike on this. Stealth tators that wait until 1hr+ in to start causing massive problems are more fun. Everyone has settled in thinking the round is extended, then it all goes to hell.

Another issue on this is Captains who call the shuttle 30mins in because "lol, bored, fuck this."

Which brings me to this.

Warning: wall of text, 3 rounds. Last one probably should go into the awesome category, but lots of rage in there, as well as frustration.

Very lowpop sybil. (like, 10 people lowpop)
Roll engineer, as usual.
CE comes in, get in fight over the engine, he likes the easy mode engine, I like the sing. Tesla is boring.
Wind up setting up the tesla, he tells me if I'm bored to go set up the even more boring solars.
Have a smoke, CE comes in and drags me to the cap's office, gives me all access. Thanks CE. Says to get the solars up asap.
Get one solar array wired, cap calls the shuttle cause "bored" at about 20mins in.
Common channel erupts with rage.
Shuttle gets recalled.
Cap orders sec to let the tators do their thing as long as they don't murderbone, which was cool.
Wire another solar array, fix a few minor hull breaches. (I generally go around the outside because of this.)
I'm on the last solar when engineering explodes.
Haven't seen or heard from the CE since being in the cap's office.
Late-join engie says poly is dead. Good.
They start screaming on the radio about not knowing how to fix airlocks.
Start back, someone has emagged through atmos. I give it a quick once-over to make sure a plasma flood is not incoming.
Start teaching the other engie how to repair an airlock.
Cap calls shuttle cause "bored, and tators are gonna start murderboning, should have their objectives by now" :(
Common channel erupts again.
Round ends at 59mins, station integrity is 95% or better. *sigh*

Next round
Engineer
CE comes in, says set up tesla, same one from last round.
I blow up. I'm absolutely livid. Get into a prolonged screaming match with the CE. He won't budge. Says he likes it easy. I say something along the lines of any 2 year old hairless ape can run a tesla. He stomps out of engineering, ordering me to get the tesla up. I'm the only engie.
I seriously consider setting up the sing. The entire time I'm wrenching stuff down and cleaning up the containment area I'm considering it, even considering spacing the tesla parts and leaving the engine dead. Decide that even though at this point I think the CE is a spineless idiot who won't even hang around to run his department, I'll follow the orders that way it's not on me if theres a lvl 5 sing raging through the station.
Fire up the tesla, "forgetting" to lock the emitters or turn the PA down after it starts, not like it will break containment anyway.
Take some cable, insul gloves and cigs. Start prowling maint looking for broken wires and mice.
Really hoping some tator will set the tesla loose.
Still steaming mad.
Don't remember what went wrong, wasn't paying attention at this point. May have been the meaty ores round.
Haven't heard a thing from the CE.
Began trying to tell someone in ooc that it's easier to rcd an airlock than manually place it, think it's the same late-join engie from last round. (Apparently the wiki is too hard for some people to understand)
Shuttle called, round ended 45 mins in, IIRC HoP was tator, stole the shuttle.
Engine didn't get loose. I hate the tesla. It does not need to be pre-setup. Put the parts in storage, and remove the wiring up to the point it comes out of the PA room so it's actually a lot of work to set it up, please. Lord Singuloth needs love too.

Last round of the night. I've already resigned myself to complete and utter boredom with another tesla.
Engie.
You guessed it, same CE.
"Set up the tesla boys."
I sigh, decide to just space myself.
CE tells me just to set it up any way I want, as I've ran engineering solo under him for the last 2 shifts.
"Thanksss, I'll need into the ssstorage."
"Here, take the jetpack upgrade as well, and just get us power and don't kill us with it."
"No problem."
CE disappears, as usual.
Other engie is braindead.
Get Lord Singuloth up to level 3. A lvl 3 sing is such a thing of beauty.
I'm cleaning up the mess the CE left after rummaging through the lockers, enjoying Singuloth's company.
All the lights in science, escape, and genetics blow up.
*Sigh* Everyone yells for engineering to do the janitors job, change the lights.
Tell them I'll get there as soon as I get the engine settled in.
Shut the PA down to 0 to keep Singuloth contained.
Lag goes from bad to ridiculous. (I'm talking multiple seconds of lag.)
Trying to shut the radiation shutters, I lag, hit d once too many times and slam the shutters on myself. Ouch.
I was having a good round up until this point.
Don my hardsuit, pick up the light replacer, warm up 2 donk pockets to help heal and head off to science.
Takes forever because of fixing wires along the way, and lag.
Folks are complaining I'm taking too long, even though I've indicated I'm on my way.
Fix the lights in escape and the hallway.
Call xeno to let me in, as they have been the nicest about it.
Ah, a fellow lizard. This should go well.
The lights aren't out, They just want some more in the aft containment pen. "Sigh."
Install extra lights since I'm here anyway.
No one will let me back out.
Disassemble the window and grille to get out, reassemble it once I'm out.
Gripe about being stuck in there.
The human xenobio scientist has been eaten by a slime.
The lizard is wanting me to get medical help. I'm lagging even worse at this point.
I comment about the slime just eating a monkey like it's trained to do. I don't think she thought it was funny.
I begin to offer to drag the poor sucker to medbay, as I'm headed that way anyway, she takes off with him.
Hardsuits slow you down, stuck at the entrance to xeno.
Consider killing myself.
Ask AI to let me out. It does.
Change lights on the way out. Stuck at science entrance. No one is around.
Ask AI to let me out. It doesn't respond.
Get ready to disassemble my way out.
Someone comes in, get through the inner doors.
Stuck.
Scream for someone to let me out.
CE bashes through the door. That's where he's been, getting hulked.
"Thanksss."
"How's the engine?"
"Ssstable at level 3."
"Nice."
Now the round really turns to shit.
Go to HoP to ask for access. 3 in the line. HoP denies an assistant all access, gives him basic. GJ HoP. Whatever it is in front of me has lost their ID, been transformed and given a name change. Long argument about getting an ID.
Medibot comes by and injects me about 5 times. (how can it do this through a hardsuit?)
HoP shoos the other guy off finally. I ask for all access to change lights. HoP says that's reasonable, starts giving me access.
I pass out. Shit.
Someone drags me to medbay, puts me in cryo WITH A HARDSUIT ON, HELMET ENGAGED!
I bounce between a sleeper and cryo. Take my hardsuit off and this will go much better. Nope, not happening.
I finally can move again. Make the assumption all is ok now, go back to HoP, collapse.
Get pulled back to medbay by the same person, thrown in cryo, again WITH MY HARDSUIT ON.
Get bitched at about being back in medbay so soon, and the guy leaves, doesn't even check me out.
Make it back to HoP, manage to get my ID, notice health is falling fast.
Scoot back to medbay, go to storage, vend a health analyzer and check myself.
Blood level at 68% no wonder.
I think it was the same person runs in screaming at me about being in medbay storage.
Collapse.
"OH SHIT!!."
Get thrown in cryo, you guessed it, with my hardsuit on. *sigh*
This time the doc hangs around for me to get out of the sleeper, bitches at me not to get myself killed.
"Blood level isss low."
Pulls out analyzer, scans me. Why didn't you do that the first time doofus? Drags me to another room.
"Blood type L, that's odd." :roll:
My helmet has been retracted for the entirely of this visit, and it's not like I'm a pink skin or anything. Hello? Bright blue lizard with purple eyes? You blind?
"I'm a lizard, that'sss normal for usss."
He gets a blood infusion started. Finally, someone actually does what I was going to do myself but I passed out!
Infusion completes, he scans me again.
"Looks like you're good this time. Maybe you should just live here."
"It would be sssafer."
He takes off and slips on some chucklefuck's bar of syndie soap.
"Thanksss for the help, now I'm going to change the lightsss like I ssstarted to do nearly an hour ago."
Work my way out of medbay, throwing the 1+e18 bars of syndie soap that are littering medbay out of the way.
*Sigh*
Shit, better go check on Lord Singuloth.
Still stable and contained.
Start changing lights in the primary hallway, they're all out again.
Sentient slime asks if I'm the CE.
Say no.
Slime thanks me for fixing the lights. First time outside of xeno that's happened.
Hulks are smashing the station to bits.
Sentient slime splits, its offspring attacks.
White coat kills them.
Fix all the lights in the primary hallways, using broken glass I find for the light replacer.
Fix the lights in escape and the hallway, again.
Shuttle called "Shit's fucked"
I agree.
Robotics especially, and science in general are bitching about needing lights.
At this point I really don't care, but I go in and change the hallway bulbs again anyway.
Light replacer runs dry.
Xeno lights blow out.
I just tell em to get out of there, shuttle's just 10 mins out anyway.
Throw the light replacer away, head back to engineering.
Fight through firelocks, metal foam, and hull breaches.
Plasma fire in science.
Someone runs into atmos wanting a firesuit. I follow and show them where they are.
They want me to come help.
No, my hardsuit doesn't protect against fire and the atmos one is gone.
Find a corgi in the distro room, along with all the spare IDs the HoP was looking for earlier. It's not Ian, but santa's corgi.
Verify that the plasma is not coming from atmos. Nope, probably toxins.
Go back to the engine room. Consider just staying with Singuloth. Still a beauty at lvl3.
1h40 mins in, still stable. Now what was that about the tesla being love and life again?
Say over engineering. "Now what wasss that about the sssing being dangerousss?"
Yes, I'm gloating. I think they killed the CE about 15mins ago anyway.
Shuttle is 1 min out.
Singuloth falls to level 2, and bounces back to three a couple times as if telling me to save myself.
"Yesss Lord Sssinguloth, I underssstand. Goodbye my friend."
Immediately back to full lvl3, doesn't drop back.
Get on the pod, buckle in.
Survive(until the usual murderbone at centcom.)


Coming up next: Convincing the chief to let me build a supermatter engine right next to telecomms. :twisted:
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #238586

Supermatter is easy mode if you do it properly.
But it's an engine for atmos techs, not engineers.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Armhulen » #238796

>walls closing in as captain
>AI stopping us from fighting revs
> I uploaded a shitty law
>one more chance to prove my competence and upload a good law
>>>"Humans can not be harmed in any way"
FFFUCK
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Jembo » #238945

Sara Devalio/Vcordie : FUCKING CUNTS
Sara Devalio/Vcordie : STOLE MY CHEM DISPENSERS
Sara Devalio/Vcordie : WHOS GETTING ROBUSTED
Sara Devalio/Vcordie : Ai, let me into surgery please

Later in deadchat:

Sara Devalio: I literally
Sara Devalio: walked into botany
Sara Devalio: and got hatcheted
Josh Morris: You got fucked by a wet floor.
Josh Morris: You brought the circular saw to botany to attack us.
Sara Devalio: BOYO
Sara Devalio: it was to TRADE
crab: <B>The crab</B> clicks.
Sara Devalio: JACKASS
Josh Morris: I don't believe you : P

But apparently the admins did RIP me.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Drynwyn » #238951

Jembo wrote:Sara Devalio/Vcordie : FUCKING CUNTS
Sara Devalio/Vcordie : STOLE MY CHEM DISPENSERS
Sara Devalio/Vcordie : WHOS GETTING ROBUSTED
Sara Devalio/Vcordie : Ai, let me into surgery please

Later in deadchat:

Sara Devalio: I literally
Sara Devalio: walked into botany
Sara Devalio: and got hatcheted
Josh Morris: You got fucked by a wet floor.
Josh Morris: You brought the circular saw to botany to attack us.
Sara Devalio: BOYO
Sara Devalio: it was to TRADE
crab: <B>The crab</B> clicks.
Sara Devalio: JACKASS
Josh Morris: I don't believe you : P

But apparently the admins did RIP me.
Admins didn't have to believe anyone- it doesn't matter whether or not they were coming to attack you- if you steal shit from someone's workplace you don't get to murder them for trying to get it back.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Jembo » #238952

I didn't kill them : P
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Armhulen » #239063

>pai sitting near your core

>he's also autistic
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by PKPenguin321 » #239092

Apollo more let Badenglish
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Armhulen » #239099

PKPenguin321 wrote:Apollo more let Badenglish
reported haters ;)
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by PotatoMcWhiskey » #239433

So,

Join server right as the round ends -> Perfect timing to be in on a new round.
The second the round starts, Mother calls me on the phone to go look through some of my bank files to get some reference or some bullshit, takes 10 min.
Come back, Check IC notes, great I'm Antag sweet, with an easy objective, Kill Warden and die.
Warden is a shitter running around the hallways.
Excellent.jpg.
Run into a side maint to quickly use my uplink and grab a couple eswords and a grenade to go full allahu akbar.
SECONDS later a fucking MAX EVOLUTION x-RAY VISION HULK Geneticists opens the door and swipes my PDA.
Powergaming.jpg fuckmylife.jpg.
Pull out the esword I had managed to summon and promptly get shot by the detective and INSTA stunned and die.
I was so mad I sent an A-Help even though I know there was no rule breaking, I was just mad and wanted to vent.
Currently watching the round angry, and typing this to make myself feel better by how horrendously cucked i got by a valid hunting powergaming geneticist,

FEELSBADMAN.JPG

JIMMIESRUSTLE.JPG

Fuck dude I am so mad right now over a dumb space game.
Typing this shit made me feel better though.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #239434

>currently watching the round angry

Ruh roh, emulsions.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by PotatoMcWhiskey » #239438

DemonFiren wrote:>currently watching the round angry

Ruh roh, emulsions.
I went to play on Sybil instead and I have completely recovered from my anal fury
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by InsaneHyena » #239958

> Be engineer
> Time for a fun, productive round!
> lolno, you're cuck cult
> Bring xhuis' mary sue snowflake god to the station, username!
> Consider suiciding
> Decide not to, because my teammates aren't to blame for this piece of shit gamemode
> Okay, first order of business, gotta sabotage telecoms
> Do it.
> Somehow, AI sees me doing it, despite me cutting all three cameras
> Metastation's magic, I guess
> Okay, second, I gotta try and break into AI's core and subvert it
> Get chased off by some guy and a borg
> It's around fifteen or twenty minutes into the round, nobody built the base yet
> Go to ghetto botany and build shit there
> Unlock aplications
> A second cultist has the same idea, I nearly have a heart attack, when he welds into my safe space
> Next, I need a clockwork proselytizer, which costs 1 stupid bullshit steampunk name component and 2 retarded steampunk name component
> I have one of each.
> And I'm gonna generate the third one any second now
> Any second now.
> Aaaany second now.
> We literally stand there for half an hour, waiting for a component to appear
> HALF
> AN
> HOUR
> I get nine fucking thousand of every other component, except the one I need
> My buddy there too, by the way.
> HALF
> AN
> HOUR
> During this time, I'm considering all the other fun, exciting things I could be doing, instead of playing xhuis' abortion
> Like watching paint dry
> Or visiting a dentist.
> Finally, it fucking happens, we unlock the next level, great.
> Our guys are apparently having some successes - they've killed a couple of sec guards and the captain, apparently
> AI is still alive, though, I better handle it
> Wait for about forever for components to appear in the slab
> Build Ratvar's positronic, insert it into a stolen shell
> This borg turns out to be a complete retard, who needs to be told how to open doors and operate an RCD
> Or he's simply tired and inattentive, but by this time I'm so annoyed, every second of his slowness is like a someone biting me by the balls.
> We visit AI core together, naturally, AI isn't there anymore
> There's some assistant with a hatchet, though, who flashes the borg and starts hacking me with his axe
> Beat him unarmed, since I'm just that good.
> Command my borg to find AI and kill it
> Decide it's so retarded, it probably will fail, so I'll make a second borg just to be sure
> And convert a third one
> None of them succeed.
> Decide to build an AI of my own, so it can shut down the other AIs.
> There's no research, no minerals and power to science was shut down.
> T-t-t-thanks
> Shuttle arrives, because AI shut down power to the bridge and my cultist buddies are too retarded to rebuild a console in another place.
> Majority of cultists are killed by a greentide of lavaland salt metagrudge golems, who came through the teleport
> Watch the shuttle leave with sadness in my eyes.
> Suicide

Cuck cult is literally the worst abortion of a game mode. I don't care how much work went into muh sprites and muh code, you've created a shitstain and it should be purged from the code.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by DemonFiren » #239963

>he doesn't build caches
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