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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:33 pm #273614

>regular HUMAN assistant
>like 3 or 4 guys are massive shitty faggots
>borg literally watches a lizard strangle me and the lizard hides my body
>its asimov
>get cloned by another guy and kill the borg but 4 shitters still remain
>killing the borg felt so good that it feels too wrong to write a rage story about the whole round
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:08 pm #273617

Was the borg played by (((Jarek)))?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:39 pm #273626

>Assistant
>HoS lets me remodel perma
>Make an infinite loop for HoS
>Warden and officer approve
>Throw myself into my hellish creation
>Two traitors (or extreme tiders) get thrown into it.
>Rejoice
>Drone spawns, rushes perma
>Crowbars all the tiles where I put the pipes
>Destroys my loop
>Leaves shit for one of the souls trapped in the loop to escape, causing their execution after they're caught

>No admins on and when one did get on apparently there's no prints on drones
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee myself in rage
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:43 pm #273629

I bet it's one of the faggots who got thrown in and got salty.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:51 pm #273651

D&B wrote:>Assistant
>HoS lets me remodel perma
>Make an infinite loop for HoS
>Warden and officer approve
>Throw myself into my hellish creation
>Two traitors (or extreme tiders) get thrown into it.
>Rejoice
>Drone spawns, rushes perma
>Crowbars all the tiles where I put the pipes
>Destroys my loop
>Leaves shit for one of the souls trapped in the loop to escape, causing their execution after they're caught

>No admins on and when one did get on apparently there's no prints on drones
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee myself in rage


No prints but there still should have been a way to figure out who it was. If this was just recently there can't have been that many drones about.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:19 pm #273665

Just look at logs, find when it happened and pm a headmin I suppose
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:29 pm #273668

InsaneHyena wrote:Was the borg played by (((Jarek)))?

Not this time
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:14 pm #273686

Armhulen wrote:Just look at logs, find when it happened and pm a headmin I suppose

I mean, unless there were a dozen drones, it would have been as simple at the time as >get drone number or check player list for drones, boink drone. There's probably information I'm missing that removed this option though

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:07 am #273893

confused rock wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Was the borg played by (((Jarek)))?

Not this time


How come you didnt ahelp when a borg let a ligger kill you. That's a siliconban right there.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:16 am #273895

my vague memory says either I did or I knew it wouldn't work
also
>mostly regular round
>some assistant riding a borg rides into the shuttle cockpit
>walk in too
>ce comes in and ignores them
>tries to fucking drill me to death
>1 hit before death borg has given 0 shits and is a fucking medborg
>I finally decide to fight back and found a box of shurikens a while ago
>hit him with a bola and 3 shurikens
>the borg still gives 0 shits
>die
>somehow he fucking survives that cuz cmo
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:55 pm #273906

>Be changeling
>Disguise as Bryce Pax
>Plan to be an immortal greytider and blow up welder tanks
>My first victim is an engineer in HoP line
>Somehow I fuck up, and I get stunned, but he doesn't
>Prepare to turn on adrenals, when suddenly see sec arrive on the scene
>Actually, I've got a much better idea.
>Let him kill me, watch him get arrested for murder.
>I get dragged into cloning.
>Get cloned pretty fast - RnD must have upgraded genetics for a change.
>Am going to return to blowing up weldertanks now
>Suddenly, a ligger with a taser jumps out of nowhere and begins trying to shoot me
>Must be for my tiding
>I'll just sit my sentence out and...
>"LING"
>"I GOT LING, AI OPEN CHAPEL"
>What?!
>How did he...
>HOW DID HE KNOW
>I literally never used my changeling powers ONCE.
>HOW did he know?
>Swarmed my sec, fail my escape, get burned in crematorium
>Adminhelp
>Told that it's perfectly valid, because "You died and came back"
>Yeah, it's what happens when people get cloned.
>Don't get a response.
>In the following rounds get an antag a few more times
>This exact same lizard foils me each time by being in the exact right place each time.

Really made me think.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:20 pm #273908

That's what you get for your negative attitude towards the reptilian conspiracy.
It's not too late to join us.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Doctor Pork » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:54 pm #273990

DemonFiren wrote:That's what you get for your negative attitude towards the reptilian conspiracy.
It's not too late to join us.

Just goes to show when you see a ligger, pull the trigger. :honk:
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:03 pm #274008

They breed too quickly.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:44 pm #274015

Perhaps, I can slay them even faster.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:28 am #274114

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:06 pm #274537

InsaneHyena wrote:man picks worst disguise

>man disguised as pax
>surprised when strangers collect
>his blood-debt in full.

it should be pretty common knowledge by now that i'll deliberately paint a huge target on my back if i don't have one already
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby TheColdTurtle » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:28 pm #274559

Totally not meta at all :^)
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby danno » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:30 pm #274562

InsaneHyena wrote:>Told that it's perfectly valid, because "You died and came back"
>Yeah, it's what happens when people get cloned.
>Don't get a response.



Who handled this??????
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:32 pm #274563

There was this round where smells contained the whole serber in xenobio and next round the hop renamed his id to ligger faggot and then dumped his id down disposals 4 no raisin
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:10 pm #274587

Perfectly justified.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:13 pm #274589

DemonFiren wrote:Perfectly justified.

On one hand you're right but they were talking ic about how they would all lynch him next round


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Digdugxx » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:20 pm #274602

DemonFiren wrote:Perfectly justified.


Im lynching u nxt round :honkman: :honkman:
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Screemonster » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:56 pm #274627

Getting rid of ban requests would be fine if the shit that would normally go there got handled but apparently it is not getting handled.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:12 pm #274634

Screemonster wrote:Getting rid of ban requests would be fine if the shit that would normally go there got handled but apparently it is not getting handled.

yeah basically
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:34 pm #274652

danno wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:>Told that it's perfectly valid, because "You died and came back"
>Yeah, it's what happens when people get cloned.
>Don't get a response.



Who handled this??????

This sounds awful only when you cut it down to those 3 lines and forget that sec had seen both Byrce's die at this point at different places under different odd circumstances. Asking Sec to just shrug their shoulders when there are two of the same person walking around is silly. "But I hadn't used any ling powers" except turning into another person, you know, the thing that lings do.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:19 am #274691

friendly reminder that you chose me as a disguise
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Reece » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:07 am #274702

When your packs never relax

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:06 pm #274842

cedarbridge wrote:It's okay to burn people alive because you've heard about them dying before

Woah. Really fires up those neurons.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Plunderphonics » Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:48 pm #275425

I need to stop playing this game
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Hzb91881 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:02 pm #275753

>get changeling
>write in ling chat only "wow cool I'm geneticist-ling, free food and powers"
>research powers for ten minutes
>doctor and officer come, asking to open the door, what could possibly go wrong, I didn't do anythin to compromise myself yet, right?
>open the door for them
>get instantly tasered
>doctor kills me with his armblade
>they both carry me to the chapel and of course chaplain cremates me without any questions
Well okay now I'm never going to cooperate or even say anything in ling hivemind if I don't have team objective

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:51 pm #275782

Hzb91881 wrote:>get changeling
>write in ling chat only "wow cool I'm geneticist-ling, free food and powers"
>research powers for ten minutes
>doctor and officer come, asking to open the door, what could possibly go wrong, I didn't do anythin to compromise myself yet, right?
>open the door for them
>get instantly tasered
>doctor kills me with his armblade
>they both carry me to the chapel and of course chaplain cremates me without any questions
Well okay now I'm never going to cooperate or even say anything in ling hivemind if I don't have team objective


Could be a xenobio ling, otherwise they should be spoken to via ahelp leading up to a ban if nessecary for ratting you out. Did you ahelp?


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Hzb91881 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:55 pm #275844

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Could be a xenobio ling, otherwise they should be spoken to via ahelp leading up to a ban if nessecary for ratting you out. Did you ahelp?

Nah, some ghost said that it's rule 4 and it's valid

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:01 pm #275850

A ghost isn't a admin, you should have definitely have checked it out. Lings have been reprimanded for destroying other lings before (but mostly in such a case of not communicating and then killing & draining other lings of fluids)


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:02 pm #275950

FantasticFwoosh wrote:A ghost isn't a admin, you should have definitely have checked it out. Lings have been reprimanded for destroying other lings before (but mostly in such a case of not communicating and then killing & draining other lings of fluids)

I'm not aware of any such precedent. Rule 4 certainly applies without a specific exception or headmin ruling. Changelings are a team only in the sense that traitors who buy syndicate communication keys are a team or traitors with a traitor AI who buy a binary key are a team. Its intentional that lings cannot perfectly trust other lings.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby XDTM » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:14 pm #275972

I'd rule out the xenobio ling unless the round was an hour in. Also i'm pretty sure ling team objectives are either removed or disabled, so you should probably limit hivemind communication to stuff that doesn't give you away, although i think that there aren't many lings out there who report others to security.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Not-Dorsidarf » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:17 pm #276028

I've dropped bombs on lings who think being a supercop is a good way to play bloodthirsty gene monster before
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:34 am #276817

>brigged because I stabbed people with a carrot (fair enough)
>pink catgirl warden wordlessly drags me off to a cell on the far left after hearing the crime (all cells have blast doors for no reason)
>warden immediately tries to lung punch me
>accidentally punches themself in the face
>other sec officer watching
>ward proceeds to lunch punch me and neck chop me
>tries to harmbaton me
>accidentally harmbatons themself second hit
>proceeds to harmbaton me 4 more times
>10 minutes
>they hadn't even interacted with me the whole round
>they accidentally left their riot shield they were carrying in the cell
>put it on my back
>they flash and go back in for it
>get up and disarm them
>beat the fuck outta them
>heroic sec officer with hair protruding through his helmet saves the innocent kawaii pink haired catgirl waifu using an energy gun
>set to lethal
>nobody has any problem with my body being left to rot in the brig morgue
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:59 am #276825

You should have done your time and killed that warden afterwards.

Reminded me of a shit warden that kept lung punching me for 4 minutes and tried to throw me out the brig without giving me my PDA or ID back.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Plunderphonics » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:10 am #280409

>Janitor
>You are the Traitor.
>hijack the shuttle to ensure no Nanotrasen crew escape alive
>*snap crackel*
>decide to do this the right way
>do a few sheets of paperwork to get access to cargo and medical, insulated gloves and a tool belt
>the HOP seems to fall in love with me and grants it all
>stash everything in the closet
>service borg is spraying the entire fucking station
>begin cleaning the entire fucking station
>do literally nothing traitorous at all
>some greyshirt walks down the hallway
>*BLAM*
>You're hit by a bullet in the head!
>*BLAM*
>You're hit by a bullet in the head!
>fall into crit, get dragged off to a corner in maintenance
>die, greyshirt doesn't even take anything off of me
>no one clones me although I had suit sensors set to max

I know it's ridiculous by default to get mad at spessmen, specially at dying while an antag but this is a really, really bad feeling.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Dr_bee » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:20 am #280535

I like to run a gimmick when I get traitor, I get sleeping carp, maybe an agent ID, and and dress like a ninja. Instead of running around punching people I just grab a plant, a box, or some other method of hiding and make myself look as suspicious as humanly possible. following people, hiding in shadows, showing up in places I am not supposed to be in. If I get spotted or attacked, I immedately run away, using the sleeping carp to prevent insta-down taser shots.

and of course some asshole eventually ruins the fun. I cant count how many times a HoS or Captain dont roll with the gimmick and just flashbang or stun baton me and instamurder instead of cuffing for roleplay memes, it is frustrating, what would be a half hour of silliness gets ruined in minutes because valids.

More people need to roll with obvious traitor gimmicks, you dont WIN SS13 by validing all the traitors, thats how you get boring as fuck rounds.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:53 am #280541

didn't you know
the best fun is had by stealing other people's fun
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:36 am #280549

Dr_bee wrote:I like to run a gimmick when I get traitor, I get sleeping carp, maybe an agent ID, and and dress like a ninja. Instead of running around punching people I just grab a plant, a box, or some other method of hiding and make myself look as suspicious as humanly possible. following people, hiding in shadows, showing up in places I am not supposed to be in. If I get spotted or attacked, I immedately run away, using the sleeping carp to prevent insta-down taser shots.

and of course some asshole eventually ruins the fun. I cant count how many times a HoS or Captain dont roll with the gimmick and just flashbang or stun baton me and instamurder instead of cuffing for roleplay memes, it is frustrating, what would be a half hour of silliness gets ruined in minutes because valids.

More people need to roll with obvious traitor gimmicks, you dont WIN SS13 by validing all the traitors, thats how you get boring as fuck rounds.

I remember you, I brigged you once, but then decided to let you go despite clown HoS demanding valids. It later turned out that it was DA, and clown was a traitor.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby XDTM » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:03 pm #280576

Plunderphonics wrote:>Janitor
>You are the Traitor.
>hijack the shuttle to ensure no Nanotrasen crew escape alive
>*snap crackel*
>decide to do this the right way
>do a few sheets of paperwork to get access to cargo and medical, insulated gloves and a tool belt
>the HOP seems to fall in love with me and grants it all
>stash everything in the closet
>service borg is spraying the entire fucking station
>begin cleaning the entire fucking station
>do literally nothing traitorous at all
>some greyshirt walks down the hallway
>*BLAM*
>You're hit by a bullet in the head!
>*BLAM*
>You're hit by a bullet in the head!
>fall into crit, get dragged off to a corner in maintenance
>die, greyshirt doesn't even take anything off of me
>no one clones me although I had suit sensors set to max

I know it's ridiculous by default to get mad at spessmen, specially at dying while an antag but this is a really, really bad feeling.


This is why i hate murderboners, it's not just because i ded but they also actively prevent other traitor gimmicks by either murdering them or getting the shuttle called before they're set up
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:16 pm #280789

keep in mind the >no one clones me although I had suit sensors set to max
not like the crew fucking helped, if anyone was mildly competent then there would be no issues
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MimicFaux » Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:25 am #280989

Playing as CE when about 15 minutes into the shift I swing by the department to check on the engine.
There's a lawyer with a tool belt, puzzling over the tank dispenser.
Suspicious, I approach asking why he has all the plasma tanks laying around; mouse hovering over my baton.
"How much plasma is 30 moles?" Is the reply I get. ಠ_ಠ
I decide the give the newbie a break and not metagame the objective and explain that it's a single full tank worth of plasma. I start to write up something to the effect of 'now get out of here kid.' When out comes the weapons and I'm shot dead.
He then proceeds to empty the plasma canister trying to fill the tank.

I mean.. c'mon man. Help me help you.

TL;DR newbie traitor asks for help with objective, kills the guy who offered help, still manages to fuck up his objective.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Qbopper » Sat Apr 15, 2017 4:27 pm #281038

MimicFaux wrote:Playing as CE when about 15 minutes into the shift I swing by the department to check on the engine.
There's a lawyer with a tool belt, puzzling over the tank dispenser.
Suspicious, I approach asking why he has all the plasma tanks laying around; mouse hovering over my baton.
"How much plasma is 30 moles?" Is the reply I get. ಠ_ಠ
I decide the give the newbie a break and not metagame the objective and explain that it's a single full tank worth of plasma. I start to write up something to the effect of 'now get out of here kid.' When out comes the weapons and I'm shot dead.
He then proceeds to empty the plasma canister trying to fill the tank.

I mean.. c'mon man. Help me help you.

TL;DR newbie traitor asks for help with objective, kills the guy who offered help, still manages to fuck up his objective.


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bman » Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:26 am #281634

one time as a cargo tech
>go to conveyor
>loading 20 crates
>planning to order monkeys and do a meme
>order monkeys
>Get killed by drake before getting to monkey stash fuck
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:34 am #281636

Wrong thread
Spoiler:
[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?

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you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bman » Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:44 am #281640

D&B wrote:Wrong thread

???????????????? u wat mate
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