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Deitus wrote:HAPPENED THE SAME DAY:

>cult round
>shitton of constructs
>manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down
>warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg
>hits me
>jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden

IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST

D&B wrote:

Deitus wrote:HAPPENED THE SAME DAY:

>cult round
>shitton of constructs
>manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down
>warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg
>hits me
>jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden

IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST

Don't worry bby one day if you come to bagil you'll get to see good (albeit brutal and asshole) sec

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

D&B wrote:

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

Since when are you an admin?

Armhulen wrote:

D&B wrote:

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

Since when are you an admin?

well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

Armhulen wrote:

D&B wrote:

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

Since when are you an admin?

well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

DemonFiren wrote:I asked owegno to candidate me.
Shortly thereafter owegno vanished.

tacolizard wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

D&B wrote:

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

Since when are you an admin?

well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.

Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!

Kraso wrote:

Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!

Wrong!

Armhulen wrote:

Kraso wrote:

Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!

Wrong!

GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

Armhulen wrote:

Kraso wrote:

Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!

Wrong!

GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

Qbopper wrote:

tacolizard wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

D&B wrote:

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

Since when are you an admin?

well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.

the trick to becoming AC'd is to be liked

it's easy for people it dislike you when you ask for AC a lot/little/whatever amount is "more than once or twice", though

XDTM wrote:snip

XDTM wrote:ded

InsaneHyena wrote:>Be changeling
>Die
>This is somehow a huge problem

CosmicScientist wrote:>Orion trail
>get silly 'cuffs
>go to medbay
>put the mime in 'cuffs, drag them in a 2x2 loop
>doctor with a syringe gun follows me closely
>drag mime to a disposals, climb in myself
>mime gets free
>doctor's still there
>start putting doctor in 'cuffs
>they didn't move
>drag them around for fun
>let them get out
>get stuffed into disposals
>didn't get flushed
>wait for auto flush
>get bored because auto flush was swifter back in my day I swearsies on me mam
>get out and run outside of medbay
>CMO and doctor give chase
>stop
>get needled
>can't move
>get injected with sleep toxin by hand
>get taken to sec, stripped
>unconscious but warden doesn't care? they drag me outside the brig and put my stuff on my face
>CMO and doc drag me to maint
>stripped
>they're wearing muh red glasses I got from the clothesmate
>taken to surgery, still unconscious
>anaesthetic tank
>
>waiting a long time for them to stab my limbs off (not even amputation surgery, have to wait for them to heal me because they don't want to kill me)
>pray to have something interesting happen since whilst I want to get up and have an excuse to go ham on them with some frakking spears, they appear to be turning me into a quadruple amputee so no spear throwing for me
>wake up, only have a right hand
>cunt is said a lot
>"You had it coming"
>fucking
>toy
>cuffs
>"But you had a fun adventure"
>was asleep for the torture porn so I couldn't bellow cunt and any other unimaginative vulgarities at them as they fail to play the game
>You hear a voice in your head... I can explode you, If you'd prefer that
>yesyesyes
>gibbed, bluuud errywhere, yay fun!
>it's clock cult
>cultists like cutting up potential converts?
>round end
>neither listed as cuck cult
>ahelp and probably give up spessmens for a week
>stop wondering why some people just ghost once they get put into a position that removes control of their character

calzilla1 wrote:

CosmicScientist wrote:ded

I was the warden. I told them they were toy cuffs. In hind sight I should have woken you up. I shotgunned the CMO to death if that makes you feel any better

CPTANT wrote:>I am Nuke op
>go war
>Full rambo SAW mowing down half the crew
>finally fight my way to the captain
>After like a 10 minute firefight take him down
>drag him to space
>get hit by space dust

bman wrote:IN WHICH SEC ARRESTS ME FOR HAVING INSULATED GLOVES

Spoiler:

Eduardo Fischer is trying to put handcuffs on Parker Jones!

Eduardo Fischer has pulled Parker Jones from Bruce Bousum's grip.

Eduardo Fischer has grabbed Parker Jones passively!

Bruce Bousum puts the stunbaton into the leather satchel.

Adam Twelve sighs.

Parker Jones says, "Okay"

[Common] Jere Stradford says, "If the clown is rogue, bring me their mask afterwards. ive been craving a clown burger."

Ian exclaims, "Woof!"

Azura Stafford says, "LET ME IN"

Eduardo Fischer says, "We gotta search you"

[Common] Madra Tossilan says, "Someone cremate him"

[Common] Lucia Seidner asks, "I'm getting Atmos and fire alarms in Xenobio. Is everything OK there?"

Adam Twelve says, "What's needed"

Parker Jones asks, "Care to explain my crime?"

[Common] DeeGle Nashun slurs, "HELP"

Eduardo Fischer says, "And ask a few questions"

Alina Giovanna gasps!

Parker Jones says, "Bruh"

[Common] DeeGle Nashun slurs, "THEY"

Parker Jones says, "Okay"

[Common] DeeGle Nashun slurs, "FU'CKINGG"

[Common] Madra Tossilan says, "Lets get the clown LIZ"

[Common] Azura Stafford says, "AI LET MEIN"

Eduardo Fischer buckles you to the chair!

Parker Jones says, "This is a waste of time"

Parker Jones says, "But whatever"

You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)

[Common] Bruce Bousum asks, "Detective can you ok my promotion to your assistant please?"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Where'd you get those gloves, Parker?"

[Common] Azura Stafford says, "SORRY"

Parker Jones says, "Also sec is very incompetent"

Eduardo Fischer tries to remove Parker Jones's leather satchel.

[Common] Azura Stafford says, "DIDNT KNOW THIS THING WAS THIS POWERFUL"

Parker Jones asks, "Gloves?"

Parker Jones asks, "That's your issue?"

Parker Jones asks, "Gloves?"

Parker Jones says, "Goddamn sec."

Parker Jones says, "HOT damn"

Eduardo Fischer says, "It's related to a bigger picture, Parker"

Eduardo Fischer says, "A matter of station security"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I need to know"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Where did you get them?"

*beep*

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.

Parker Jones says, "Did someone drop this entire department on its head"

[Common] Selenium III rattles, "So, does anyone feel like helping someone trapped in disposals out"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Parker"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I asked a question"

Parker Jones says, "Parker my ass"

[Common] Terrel Lord says, "Borg to medical lobby"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Now answer it"

[Common] Terrel Lord says, "Shake me up"

Parker Jones says, "Gloves are out of the wazoo"

Parker Jones says, "You brought me here for fucking"

[Common] L.I.Z. states, "Coming"

Parker Jones says, "Yellow gloves"

Parker Jones says, "You should be ashamed of yourself det."

[Common] Selenium III rattles, "I am currently stuck in a distro loop"

Eduardo Fischer says, "It's related to something bigger"

Parker Jones attempts to remove the handcuffs!

You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)

Parker Jones says, "What bigger-"

Parker Jones says, "Also"

Eduardo Fischer puts the box into the leather satchel.

Parker Jones says, "How come you didnt ask me about the fucking"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Aiden Burnside has signed up as Warden"

Parker Jones says, "CABLE CUFFS"

Parker Jones says, "EMP GRENADE"

[Common] Selenium III rattles, "I am stuck in the distro pipes outside cargonia"

Parker Jones says, "SMOKE GRENADE"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I was about to bud"

Parker Jones says, "JUST THE GLOVES"

Parker Jones says, "Anyways"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Why in the name of hell do you have these grenades?"

Parker Jones says, "All of my shit"

Parker Jones says, "Is from cargo's maint"

Eduardo Fischer has knocked down Parker Jones with the police baton!

You fail to remove the handcuffs!

Parker Jones asks, "Happy?"

Eduardo Fischer shakes Parker Jones trying to get him up!

Eduardo Fischer has knocked down Parker Jones with the police baton!

Parker Jones says, "Uh"

Eduardo Fischer shakes Parker Jones trying to get him up!

Eduardo Fischer buckles you to the chair!

Parker Jones says, "What the fuck are you doin"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Cargo maint?"

[Common] Adam Twelve exclaims, "HoP line closing in 2 minutes. If you want a job change come by quick!"

Parker Jones says, "Yeah"

Eduardo Fischer points the forensic scanner at the flashbang and performs a forensic scan.

Eduardo Fischer says, "Well"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I can believe the grenades"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Hm..."

Parker Jones says, "You arrested a guy for yellow gloves"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Look, I'm taking the cuffs and grenade, but you keep the gloves. Seems like you ain't the perp we're looking for"

Eduardo Fischer says, "It's part of a bigger picture, Parker, and I don't have the time to explain it"

Parker Jones says, "There's no point in taking away these nades"

Parker Jones says, "All it takes-"

Parker Jones says, "BIGGER PICTURE"

Parker Jones says, "I BET SOMEONE SLIPPED YOU"

Parker Jones says, "I BET IT'S THAT"

Eduardo Fischer says, "No"

[Common] Jere Stradford asks, "Can we get a janitor to the kitchen?"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I would have caught the fucker already"

Parker Jones says, "No you wouldn't"

Parker Jones says, "Cause you're wasting your time here"

Parker Jones says, "With someone"

Parker Jones says, "Cause they have insulated gloves"

Eduardo Fischer has grabbed Parker Jones passively!

Eduardo Fischer unbuckles you from the chair.

You're restrained! You can't move!

Parker Jones says, "That's not a sign of competence"

Eduardo Fischer tries to put the leather satchel on Parker Jones.

Eduardo Fischer says, "Parker, shut the fuck up. You don't understand what's going on here"

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "ROBOTICS IS REQUESTING A CORPSE"

Parker Jones says, "Yeah I do"

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "OR A HEART"

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "WHATEVER"

Parker Jones says, "You're a bad det."

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "I NEED THAT BIOTECH 6"

Eduardo Fischer tries to remove Parker Jones's handcuffs.

Parker Jones says, "And sec is fucked"

Eduardo Fischer points the forensic scanner at the backpack and performs a forensic scan.

You're restrained! You can't move!

[Common] Hash states, "Why tf didn't you take my heart"

You're restrained! You can't move!

Eduardo Fischer puts the forensic scanner into the box.

[Common] Hash states, "You nerd"

Eduardo Fischer tries to remove Parker Jones's Parker Jones's ID Card (Assistant).

[Common] Parker Jones says, "Sec arrested me for having yellow gloves"

Parker Jones says, "Sec arrested me for having yellow gloves"

Eduardo Fischer has thrown Parker Jones's ID Card (Assistant).

Parker Jones asks, "Why did you take my ID?"
Eduardo Fischer buckles you to the chair! // im bucklecuffed in the court, he leaves.

D&B wrote:
>Get arrested and asked where you found the gloves
>Not even processed through the brig, just questioned
i did get processed this round and they did nothing about the gloves that time. my crime that time was punching someone who threw me into people.
if you played that round you'd be complaining about shitty sec too.
>Behave petulantly and fitful during the whole thing, ignoring the question and instead resorting to being passive aggressive
if you arrest someone for having insulated gloves no shit they wont be cooperative
>WOW WTF SHITCURITY AMIRITE

I mean I'm not saying to lick their ass but you would have saved yourself the trouble by saying maint, no?
>waste my time dragging me to interrogation trying to act all professional, beat me with a baton silently and without reason before returning to their seat
>expect cooperation