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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Qbmax32 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:01 pm #324541

MrAlphonzo wrote:>Be latejoin detective
>Enter hell
>Shitters running around with all access and guns, its a god damn nightmare
>Can't catch any of them
>Eventually the AI yells about the captain having sex with the HoP
>Go to investigate
>Pax is spawning reinforced walls around them but that doesn't stop a really curious engieborg
>The situation just gets worse and worse, there's powerloss, the captain's belongings are all over the place and there's like six captains
>I can't take this greytiding anymore I can't leave the brig for a second without someone trying to loot the armory
>Figure I can build a gygax to literally run over the tide
>Go to robotics, walk in with an all access ID I found
>Start building it myself, don't want to bother the busy robo especially since their partner ditched them to validhunt in a combat mech
>Go to R&D for boards, spot armory looting shitter #1
>Ask him to get on the floor and make this easy for me, but he insists on shooting with his advanced e-gun
>Call for back-up and nab him
>Take him to a smaller less exposed room, robotics, to search him
>Somehow not a clock cultist
>I forgot to mention there was a clockwork cult called out while I was dealing with all of these non-cultist shitters
>Other officer says we should just table him in his cuffs as punishment
>As I table the shitter, the roboticist disarms the officer and almost grabs their shotgun
>I shoot, and the roboticist calms down
>Once the officer leaves the roboticist insists on getting in the way of my mecha construction
>Eventually I 'tase em and toss them down disposals
>I just wanna build a god damn mech to run over shitters in
>Robo comes back with her missing co-worker who proceeds to mech punch me out of robo
>I didn't even get to DNA lock my mech so someone stole it
>I am just about to fed up with everyone so I grab the ion rifle out of the armory and plan to raise hell if that fucker punches me again
>Go to shuttle, try to get into bridge
>Shitter roboticist slips me, they clearly didn't think hard enough while they were riding disposals, so I shoot 'em again
>The gygax knocks me out again, and then tries to again after I unholster the ion rifle and warn him
>There is now a gygax sized hole in the shuttle
>Oops

>OOC roboticist says security has no authority in science and that I was wasting her materials
>Oh yeah I'm sure you were gonna juggle ripping a brain out of that assistant and build your own combat mech when the shuttle was two minutes away

Why do I still play sec



I was part round and holy shit the Greytide. I was a sec officer and I just started executing grays with all access because r was so awful
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby sirnat » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:20 pm #324569

Qbmax32 wrote:
MrAlphonzo wrote:>Be latejoin detective
>Enter hell
>Shitters running around with all access and guns, its a god damn nightmare
>Can't catch any of them
>Eventually the AI yells about the captain having sex with the HoP
>Go to investigate
>Pax is spawning reinforced walls around them but that doesn't stop a really curious engieborg
>The situation just gets worse and worse, there's powerloss, the captain's belongings are all over the place and there's like six captains
>I can't take this greytiding anymore I can't leave the brig for a second without someone trying to loot the armory
>Figure I can build a gygax to literally run over the tide
>Go to robotics, walk in with an all access ID I found
>Start building it myself, don't want to bother the busy robo especially since their partner ditched them to validhunt in a combat mech
>Go to R&D for boards, spot armory looting shitter #1
>Ask him to get on the floor and make this easy for me, but he insists on shooting with his advanced e-gun
>Call for back-up and nab him
>Take him to a smaller less exposed room, robotics, to search him
>Somehow not a clock cultist
>I forgot to mention there was a clockwork cult called out while I was dealing with all of these non-cultist shitters
>Other officer says we should just table him in his cuffs as punishment
>As I table the shitter, the roboticist disarms the officer and almost grabs their shotgun
>I shoot, and the roboticist calms down
>Once the officer leaves the roboticist insists on getting in the way of my mecha construction
>Eventually I 'tase em and toss them down disposals
>I just wanna build a god damn mech to run over shitters in
>Robo comes back with her missing co-worker who proceeds to mech punch me out of robo
>I didn't even get to DNA lock my mech so someone stole it
>I am just about to fed up with everyone so I grab the ion rifle out of the armory and plan to raise hell if that fucker punches me again
>Go to shuttle, try to get into bridge
>Shitter roboticist slips me, they clearly didn't think hard enough while they were riding disposals, so I shoot 'em again
>The gygax knocks me out again, and then tries to again after I unholster the ion rifle and warn him
>There is now a gygax sized hole in the shuttle
>Oops

>OOC roboticist says security has no authority in science and that I was wasting her materials
>Oh yeah I'm sure you were gonna juggle ripping a brain out of that assistant and build your own combat mech when the shuttle was two minutes away

Why do I still play sec



I was part round and holy shit the Greytide. I was a sec officer and I just started executing grays with all access because r was so awful


I was the grey who ran into their fucking session and stabbed either the HoP or the captain up the ass with an exploding lance.

I remember the detective asking me if I had the caps ID and sadly I didn't, I have to agree the fucking greys were out of hand that round. (I wasnt tiding atleast <3)

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:30 pm #324572

Well meaning me shoots a portal into pubbystation's shuttle in the hopes of making some chance that people who originally missed it can still board.

  • FUCK IT RECOILS OFF THE TITANIUM WALLS RIGHT BACK AT ME

Im wearing a BOH at the time which of course screws up travelling through portals unknowingly to me until i read the chat messages saying how it's interfering with it, get random teleported into space then i have to yakkety sax (and fail) to get back safely on the station, get shot into space again.

I die too far away from everything about 7 tiles in space away from the shuttle and all my shots shoot out into the void. GG RIP.


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bman » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:48 pm #325231

>be ai
>smooth shft
>xenos
>call it
>cap recalls
>call it
>cap recalls
>tell security to arrest him but they're too weak-willed to do anything
>wait a bit
>cap breaks into my satellite and i call security
>cards me
>wipes core files
>announce that im being wiped
>Doctor Wily says; "Stay mad AI"
>ahelp
>apparently i was valid wew
>security still too weak-willed to act against the cap
>eventually this happens

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>cap caught and deepthroated by xenos
>i return as deathsquad and nuke station
>die in blast happily
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby AnonymousNow » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:12 am #325292

Calling it just because there's xenos is shitty. If you genuinely believed that it wasn't containable, then fine, but antag=shuttle is a cancer.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Lazengann » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:16 am #325332

Xenos are a round ender

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby pubby » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:59 am #325360

Asimov AI is supposed to call the shuttle.

If you don't like it, change the laws.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bman » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:27 am #325417

AnonymousNow wrote:Calling it just because there's xenos is shitty. If you genuinely believed that it wasn't containable, then fine, but antag=shuttle is a cancer.


>just xenos
>just
>guys it's only a xeno the single strongest antag in the game

i forgot to mention the reason the cap kept recalling is because he wanted to harvest valids, killing the entire station by letting xenos run loose.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:57 am #325425

Xenomorphs are round ending antags
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:28 am #325426

aren't you supposed not to kill an ai for following its laws like jeez
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:42 pm #325455

>OH NO, THE GAME HAPPENED, BETTER CALL THE SHUTTLE
Fuck you, you deserved it
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:17 pm #325462

I was the xeno queen, did a good job and all, you would be amazed how many people got downed by the same stupid trick of hiding around a corner then neuroshooting them


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Lazengann » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:24 pm #325463

>oh no the game happened
The point of xenos is literally to end the round as stated by the xeno fetishist himself

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MimicFaux » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:08 pm #325535

>Am cult master
>coordinate and convert some 15-ish members
>Order everyone to minimize use of magic, keep cult low profile until we're ready for the big summon
>We sac the target
>sacrifice most of my health crafting weapons/armour for the cult
>Get some plasteel for pylons to heal with
>FINAL RECKONING
>Someone managed to catch fire during the mass recall
>15 people now on fire
>Panic to the degree that even those who had the presence of mind to get fire extinguishers can't solve the problem because of chain reaction bumping
>I fall into crit from heat, runed metal sitting in my satchel, pleading silently to be made into pylons.
>Someone panics further and starts the summoning before any of us have had a chance to get healed.
>3x3 grid now obstructing half the cult from healing the other the half.
>Summoning gets interrupted
>Greytide begins leaking in, hungry for valids
>Summoning started again, cult still collectively at 50% health, and even less are armed
>I get brought out of crit
>Put myself back into near-crit drawing a bloodboil rune, set it off, catch about 4 Tiders, and 2 security.
>Someone manages to catch fire again
>Deja Vu
>Cult drowns under the greytide and it's own incompetence.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bman » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:40 pm #325562

InsaneHyena wrote:>OH NO, THE GAME HAPPENED, BETTER CALL THE SHUTTLE
Fuck you, you deserved it


>the game happened
>roundending antag
>the round will only end one way unless the shuttle is called

in retrospect, imagine this

>nuke about to explode
>"why the fuck are you calling fuck you oh my god the game happened so you're calling the shuttle? you deserved it"

hyena u gotta kys
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:48 pm #325563

bman wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:>OH NO, THE GAME HAPPENED, BETTER CALL THE SHUTTLE
Fuck you, you deserved it


>the game happened
>roundending antag
>the round will only end one way unless the shuttle is called

in retrospect, imagine this

>nuke about to explode
>"why the fuck are you calling fuck you oh my god the game happened so you're calling the shuttle? you deserved it"

hyena u gotta kys

this sums it up pretty well
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nilons » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:35 pm #325849

>Observing a round
>see bob oakland has a shit load of ghosts orbiting him
>start memeing in pray about how he should obtain revenancy since hes got the ghosts for it
>ahelp that ill bet a dayban on me for his revenancy in blackjack since the crew had like 7 people playing in the bar
>HoS, HoP, AI, an engi, a borg, and some others with the barkeep dealing
>armhulenn agrees and spawns me to go play a hand
>start playing, the dealer gets to the third persons hit before a ligger runs in and steals everyone's cards off the table and runs out with the deck
>ligger is going to be lynched but the game is ruined
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>sulk back to the centcomm shuttle and accept death without glory
>Round was redeemed by there being a lavamaze at centcomm, with the prize being a turret that shoots repulsor blasts
>until someone ran to it and pushed it into lava to ruin the fun for everyone
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bman » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:23 pm #325862

>mfw liggers make themselves valid
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MimicFaux » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:22 am #325878

>Not anchoring the important thing in your lava maze

Do you even meme bro?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:46 am #325880

MimicFaux wrote:>Not anchoring the important thing in your lava maze

Do you even meme bro?

i was still ill from that disgusting scaled monster stealing blackjack cards
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby CitrusGender » Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:13 am #326116

>Be CMO
>Go to virology to make donk pockets, virologist gets really mad
>virologist fights back for some reason, pin her down to take donk pockets
>think nothing of it
>go up to captain, call him a doofus
>he gives me all access but demotes me to assistant
>go to medbay, do CMO stuff
>Officer comes out of nowhere, Arrests me for being an "assistant" and puts a traitor cartridge in my PDA
>Everyone comes to medbay to heckle me for being a traitor
>get sent to the lavaland "perm" made by the HoS where the picks are taken out and the board on the ship was destroyed, with Leora
>Leora then proceeds to tie down a cop that comes by and we steal his stuff
>entire sec force called to lavaland, we get arrested but one officer notes that there was no evidence other than an unlocked PDA so I am let go
>go back to medbay, attempt to get my stuff at my office
>virologist knocks on the window
>"Hey CMO"
>"What"
>"You stole my donk pockets!"
>Get ebowed and stunned
>Virologist them attempts to space me, detective and officer make it a little bit too late
>officer pulls out a fucking GUASS RIFLE with scope and snipes at us while we are in space
>get killed, but virologist gets killed too
>get revived
>Go over to captain to tell him my story
>he does this
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nabski » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:58 am #326192

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I'll just let Kevin greentext this one with bolded out end of round chatter.
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OOC: Chickenmonster: for real, dindu nuffin other than the most inane of jokes and because revs gotta incarcerate and probably execute me
OOC: Grifflez: You know it's a good round when 5 security officers are flashing and pepper spraying one suspect.
OOC: Dasubur7: was wondering why a prioirty alert in brig popped up on atmos console
OOC: Bluedin: >doctor's a traitor >6 armed sec chase him down and collectively beat the shit out of him
OOC: VexingRaven: So wat you're saying is, we had shitcurity
OOC: Bluedin: no, we had effective security
OOC: Lance77am: There were 8 security members, 6 of them were an active 'FUCK REVS' force
OOC: Shadowflame909: alright
OOC: Lance77am: it was actually extremely effective
OOC: Bluedin: stop being a traitor fuck and you won't get beaten
OOC: TGxSingularity: Vexing, that's like asking if the sky is blue
OOC: VexingRaven: I've never seen so many officers
OOC: SaveVatznick: FUCK REVS FORCE!!
OOC: CitrusGender: >all revs alive
OOC: Grifflez: Stop committing crimes and security won't arrest you and blind you with pepperspray
OOC: Grifflez: It's easy.
OOC: CitrusGender: >all head revs dead
OOC: Kevinz000: tfw you either valided or directly assisted in validing every revhead .
OOC: CitrusGender: ok
OOC: Hoffkristoff: I didn't even do anything
OOC: Bluedin: were you the guy with the spear kevinz
OOC: Kevinz000: also
OOC: Kevinz000: no
OOC: Kevinz000: I'm Skylar
OOC: Bluedin: you helped me take down that lawyer
OOC: Kevinz000: the sec dude
OOC: Hoffkristoff: Shitcurity just randomly arrested me when I went to take a piss
OOC: Bluedin: oh
OOC: Kevinz000: also
OOC: Grifflez: Being an existant criminal is enough of a crime.
OOC: Kevinz000: >>>>>>last revhead killed
OOC: Kevinz000: >>>>Why is round not over
OOC: Kevinz000: >>>WAIT A MINUTE
OOC: Kevinz000: >>>>WALKS INTO EXECUTION ROOM
OOC: Lance77am: oh my god there was a rev sitting in there wasn't there
OOC: Kevinz000: >>>>>THE HOS IS DOWN IN A N2O ROOM AND THE FIRST REVHEAD IS UNCONSCIOUS
OOC: Lance77am: HAHAHAHA
OOC: Kevinz000: yes the revhead and HoS were knocked out
OOC: Grifflez: AHAHAHA
OOC: Kevinz000: in a room of N2O
OOC: Grifflez: GOD DAMN IT HOS.

OOC: Bluedin: bravo
OOC: CitrusGender: does someone get a shit HoS award again
OOC: Grifflez: No one accidently kills greytiders
OOC: Kevinz000: lmao
OOC: Kevinz000: gene ball is hilarious

OOC: Bluedin: why even use the execution room when you can lobotomize someone with your baton
OOC: CitrusGender: ^

Super Effective security, and me, the HOS that decided this weekend should be the first time I put head roles back on low in 3 months. Results were 1 Crushed Revolution (HOS), 1 Round where I asked to be replaced by a ghost because I would rather vacuum than be a head during revolution(CE), 1 round crushed by the arrivals shuttle (CE), 1 round of "Gulag? No you want an execution? Do I need to activate gas before I vent the room? Nooooo I play too much atmos and toxins to go out like this."(HoS)

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby lumipharon » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:17 am #326200

>crush cuck cult as captain
>get on shuttle back to centcomm
>there's a lava staff outside the shuttle for no particular reason
>it's description says it's for filling the shuttle with lava
>make one tile of lava behind command doors on shuttle
>people keep running into it and three people die
>get bannu for three days
>admin tells me in ban message that the staff can remove lava tiles not just create them

Now admittedly it was a dumb idea to make lava at all on the shuttle, but I severely underestimated human stupidity (or just people intentionally wanted to run into it...), but I was just a smidge salty that the admin only told me that I could remove lava AFTER he decided to ban me, rather than the first ahelp, when no one had died yet.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:31 am #326203

lumipharon wrote:>crush cuck cult as captain
>get on shuttle back to centcomm
>there's a lava staff outside the shuttle for no particular reason
>it's description says it's for filling the shuttle with lava
>make one tile of lava behind command doors on shuttle
>people keep running into it and three people die
>get bannu for three days
>admin tells me in ban message that the staff can remove lava tiles not just create them

Now admittedly it was a dumb idea to make lava at all on the shuttle, but I severely underestimated human stupidity (or just people intentionally wanted to run into it...), but I was just a smidge salty that the admin only told me that I could remove lava AFTER he decided to ban me, rather than the first ahelp, when no one had died yet.

"I don't know what this item does, i'll test it where nobody walks"
"oh it makes lava, i guess i'll put it right infront of a door"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Jarek » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:37 am #326208

>roll wizard
>ok
>get some spells
>go to caps office
>ask for medal for some reason that is completely unrelated to my objectives
>take off robes to do so
>get medal
>forget to put robes back on and die in the proceeding minute because I lose my spells
>Oh my fucking god

You know I'm not even mad, I'm beyond that stage of mad, I've actually reached a salt level so high that I have achieved transcendence.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:44 pm #326282

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that's fucking great
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby AnonymousNow » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:15 pm #326289

lumipharon wrote:>crush cuck cult as captain
>get on shuttle back to centcomm
>there's a lava staff outside the shuttle for no particular reason
>it's description says it's for filling the shuttle with lava
>make one tile of lava behind command doors on shuttle
>people keep running into it and three people die
>get bannu for three days
>admin tells me in ban message that the staff can remove lava tiles not just create them

Now admittedly it was a dumb idea to make lava at all on the shuttle, but I severely underestimated human stupidity (or just people intentionally wanted to run into it...), but I was just a smidge salty that the admin only told me that I could remove lava AFTER he decided to ban me, rather than the first ahelp, when no one had died yet.


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby lumipharon » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:09 am #326393

Armhulen wrote:
lumipharon wrote:>crush cuck cult as captain
>get on shuttle back to centcomm
>there's a lava staff outside the shuttle for no particular reason
>it's description says it's for filling the shuttle with lava
>make one tile of lava behind command doors on shuttle
>people keep running into it and three people die
>get bannu for three days
>admin tells me in ban message that the staff can remove lava tiles not just create them

Now admittedly it was a dumb idea to make lava at all on the shuttle, but I severely underestimated human stupidity (or just people intentionally wanted to run into it...), but I was just a smidge salty that the admin only told me that I could remove lava AFTER he decided to ban me, rather than the first ahelp, when no one had died yet.

"I don't know what this item does, i'll test it where nobody walks"
"oh it makes lava, i guess i'll put it right infront of a door"
???????????


As I said, it was a dumb idea, I just wish I was told I could remove the lava when the admin first started talking to me, prior to anyone dying, rather than waiting until they died then banning me, then telling me after the fact.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Darkgenerallord » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:40 am #326439

lumipharon wrote:
As I said, it was a dumb idea, I just wish I was told I could remove the lava when the admin first started talking to me, prior to anyone dying, rather than waiting until they died then banning me, then telling me after the fact.


Yeah, this is at least partially my fault. Forgot it could change tiles back, remembered only a bit after the CMO died. Probably avoidable if I had actually remembered, sorry. I think Arm also deleted a lava staff around the time and assumed it was yours, but it was most likely actually a thunderdome one, looking back.

Couldn't find a natural place to add it into the PMs, so I just added it onto the end of the ban message since it was the least shitty way to insert it, but I could see how it could come across wrong very easily. Sorry again for the fuckup.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby lumipharon » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:07 pm #326591

Nah it was still my bad for doing a dumb dumb, I just sincerely would have removed it if I knew I could as soon as people started charging the fucking tile (which in hindsight people might not have even realised was actually lava).

For another story.

>be traitor
>have some kill objective or some shit
>it's the viro
>make a clever and elaborate plan to kill him by tampering with the air supply/airlocks and using a camera bug
>go to dorm room to spawn the shit I need
>some dickbag was afk hiding in the closet
>jumps out as soon as I start spawning shit and beats me to death because disarm +small locked room

Fucking RIP.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:52 pm #327573

>Geneticist
>Hop into the radiation chamber and let my coworker fiddle with my DNA
>One by one we discover dwarfism, hulk, spaceworthiness and telekinesis
>And now the last power - x-ray vision!
>I can see EVERYTHING
>And the first thing I see with my new eyes is something very fast ripping through the walls and moving towards us
>In a second, my parner is dead, I am gibbed and the machine is destroyed
>Fucking immovable rods
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:09 pm #327578

Sometimes you just win the lottery.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:49 pm #327598

InsaneHyena wrote:>Geneticist
>Hop into the radiation chamber and let my coworker fiddle with my DNA
>One by one we discover dwarfism, hulk, spaceworthiness and telekinesis
>And now the last power - x-ray vision!
>I can see EVERYTHING
>And the first thing I see with my new eyes is something very fast ripping through the walls and moving towards us
>In a second, my parner is dead, I am gibbed and the machine is destroyed
>Fucking immovable rods

was this the round where it was extended and i spawned three immovable rods right at the start just to show my fellow admins how balls-out i am
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:25 pm #327613

No, it was cult.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby kevinz000 » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:14 pm #329626

>sec officer
>yakumo is ai
>oh well no one's on rnd and they want a shell
>ok fine i'll do rnd because you know i don't do it enough
>does rnd, maxes everything
>security
>oh hey uh the ai's malf
>>>>>>>>ok
>well i guess i'll hold off on the shell
>builds myself a shitload of weapons, a sonic jackhammer, a flightsuit, and a goddamn phazon
>uses that as leverage while heads of staff negotiate with the rogue ai
>ok well we're good
>radio >BORG WITH SUPERMATTER SHARD AAAAA - detective
>a cyborg wit ha supermatter shard runs into science
>I immediately ion it to death before it could disintegrate anyone
>i survive the radiation via healing virus and flightsuit
>ok well I guess AI's rogue
>ok well I gave Steve Mic of all people a phazon and detective built a (abeit shitty built) gygax, we've got two combat mechs, and I have a flightsuit, so we're good, right?
>we bust into ai core
>the AI isn't there
>shuttle is fucking panic-called because you know that's not a good thing
>ok what the fuck, I fix telecoms
>[security] steve mic says, "AI is in the phazon"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HOSTILE RUNTIMES DETECTED, PLEASE SHUT DOWN YOUR AI TO PREVENT ISSUES
>so apparently the AI took over the detective's gygax which luckily didn't even have weapons, and baited steve to try to kill it with a phazon, and then used hostile takeover on the phazon
>while the detective's gygax was absolute garbage, the phazon was fully tier 4 upgraded by me.
>>>>>>>>>>>being the powergamer I am I neverp ut tracking beacons onto my phazon, and the detective obviously didn't know what they were if their gygax was that garbage (two armor modules, a droid, and a basic cell, and t1 parts.)
>>>>FUCK
>we were going to run out of time because no one could be assed to give me eye surgery to give me xray vision so I could actually track the phazon because I was the only one who wasn't completely grounded so to say without a mech as I had a jackhammer and a jetpack
>admin resets timer once and gives AI a gps signal
>i get a GPS
>the most ridiculous sax of the month happens as I fly after the AI mech while destroying anything in my path to the point there were holes everywhere (not like I didn't already put holes everywhere when I tried to find the AI core before it doomsday'd)
>finally get the AI near the end of its second timer because it got stuck from the SM blowing up because it overloaded it (and the phazon was almost out of power but i don't think that's a problem when i put tier 4 parts into it and a tesla relay)
>ai still survives by jaunting back into its core which is off the zlevel

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>well that 10+ minute ordeal is why i'm never forgetting to tracking beacon my mechs again.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Slignerd » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:50 am #333148

> join the round as HoP
> a guy climbs the table and tries to smash the windoor
> I shutter crush him
> AI depowers my office
> a bunch of dudes crowbar my office, rush in, and beat me to death
> turns out it's rev

this is why AIs shouldn't prioritize preventing human harm tbh
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:03 am #333222

>kevin gets outrobusted
>complains about tough luck
Fucking beautiful.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby AnonymousNow » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:39 am #333648

>Observe a round to work on something
>Whole bunch of other observers, for some reason
>Turns out to be a HIGHLANDER round, first one I've seen in weeks
>Admin wouldn't consider hitting respawn for 30 seconds to let the observers join in
>Pretty much every person on the server towards the end was praying for the only known survivor (there was another somewhere) to be able to rise from their unconscious state and fight the AI
>Tumbleweed from the admin corner
>A cyborg had to heal him out of pity, locked in medbay, with 60 seconds on the Delta timer

I miss admin events.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby tacolizard » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:10 pm #334105

Sligneris wrote:> join the round as HoP
> a guy climbs the table and tries to smash the windoor
> I shutter crush him
> AI depowers my office
> a bunch of dudes crowbar my office, rush in, and beat me to death
> turns out it's rev

this is why AIs shouldn't follow its laws


FTFY


ps: im not that AI

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Slignerd » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:22 pm #334131

my point was mostly that human harm prevention shouldn't be part of AI laws to begin with but ok
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:46 pm #334134

>the sligger is at it again
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby AnonymousNow » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:32 am #334280

>Spawn as stranded vet
>Find morph serum nearby
>Take it to station
>Give it to xenobiologist
>He comes back later as a morph
>Is killed by door shocked by subverted AI
>Need to find a Lazarus Injector to revive him (I think?)
>There's one in the vet's office
>Ask QM to go through
>He says my workplace is the medbay, and tells me to go away
>I insistently tell him that I'm trying to revive a dead crewmate
>I'm not sure if he weighs up the two minutes or less it would take to let me through to my own damn station against the rest-of-the-round headaches this will cause him if he doesn't allow it
>QM claims that cargo bay can't get Lazarus Injectors
>Desperate, I get Hulk and knock my way through to the mining shuttle door (having found the teleporter broken and seen the aux station leave without me)
>He finds me, and I make the mistake of talking to him like a human being whilst he chants various intonations on the theme of "get out"
>He acknowledges what I'm actually saying only long enough to claim that he told me before that he'd order one, despite him never doing this and previously claiming that his department had no access to them
>He attacks my charge with his mining mech
>I start punching up the mech
>He runs away, having stolen the dead morph-crewmember
>I try to get to the shuttle, using the Firefighter he left behind to help me
>During this time, I loudly decry him over the radio, letting people know exactly how he was preventing the innocent xenobiologist from coming back to life
>He comes back, and sends the shuttle away, making it even more difficult and time-consuming for both of us
>He begins attacking the mech while I wander away to try finding the body
>After a while, I start firing back at him
>He immediately runs away, and returns thirty seconds later with a lynchmob that breaks the mech, handcuffs me and beats me to death without a second thought
>I am just left in the corridor while he and the head of shitcurity gloat

I give people too much time and too many chances. Next time I'll go with standard escalation rules and ice the fucker.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nabski » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:28 pm #334317

20 minutes until what should be bed, and decide to ready a new round.

Roll scientist and start in toxins. Decide I'm going to do the mass production of tank transfers scheme.

Nab a toolbelt, flash, and insulateds from secure storage. Hack into the gateway and eva to get all the tanks from there, along with all the ones in the hallways.

Fuck up and release half my oxygen having to start that part over. The AI has been subverted and I ask the guy (Wrex) who did it on syndicate radio to tell it I'm human, he tells me to buy a binary key. Ha no.

Grab the prototype suit with a speed potion, a uranium healing virus, full genetic powers, a bag of holding for my 19 maxcaps, and for good measure buy an adrenal implant and no slips.

Scuff has been on the syndicate channel and for some reason outs Wrex and I.

Guess it's time to start. We'll start with the back of medbay to turn off genetics.

Alright now lets do robotics since I see a security member getting implants . . . Oh shit the captain with a taser.

I try to fuck off into space and throw a bomb at him. Instead it hits the closed door and the armed bomb and I just float to a stupid death.

Pax bwoinks me because I meme'd myself.

Remember that they had a taser and I was a hulk. Guess that's 50 minutes of my life and sleep I'm never getting back.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:55 am #334482

>spend half an hour ignoring ahelps and building an emitter/reflector maze
>togopal gets knocked off of the escape shuttle mid-flight
>decide to let him sample it first
>he gets shot into SOFT CRIT
>somehow knocks a reflector loose
>the entire maze is ruined as i deleted all the emitters to avoid crashing the server
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby AnonymousNow » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:06 am #334800

>Get to play as a Nightmare
>Get assigned to spread darkness and horror
>I do this by randomly popping up in places and knocking out all the lights in maintenance
>Wordless validhunter type, a warden out of his brig,
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(why do people call for clowns with alternate shoes and mimes who speak in dire situations to be lynched, but not wardens out of their brigs pretending to be real officers?)
has been hunting me all this time
>Decide I'm finally going to stop him
>I see his light going down the corridor
>Get ready to approach

>Game shits itself harder than a fucking elephant on a ton of laxatives
>It lasts two seconds, but that's enough
>By the time it finishes, I've teleported halfway up the corridor directly into the lightsource held by the warden, disorientated
>Immediately step back to get back into the darkness and jaunt, but the warden was already holding his taser
>I get stunned, in the light, and he immediately whips out a compact combat shotgun with lethal ammunition (why did this leave the brig?)
>It feels like the stun is lasting a yawningly aching chasm of time as he calmly shoots me twice
>Takes me to the chapel, declares me to be a changeling (?) and has me incinerated on his own authority (???)
>Continues to prowl the areas I made dark, as if I'm going to appear again for some reason

MC had been bricking itself all night, and I'd been fighting lagspikes like that for every round - but I really didn't expect it to happen then, and I lost my first, and probably last for a loooooooong time, chance of playing this interesting role.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:48 am #334809

hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby CPTANT » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:16 pm #334819

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms


Only on Highpop, on lowpop there is a good chance you are the only security anyway.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby cedarbridge » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:15 pm #335464

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms

If I check contents on a warden and find a shotgun with lethals I can be 100% its a shitty warden.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby BeeSting12 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:17 pm #335465

cedarbridge wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms

If I check contents on a warden and find a shotgun with lethals I can be 100% its a shitty warden.

wardens spawn with a shotgun loaded with lethals
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby IcePacks » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:22 pm #335496

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens are cancer

FTFY

pretty sure we've had more warden complaints/jobbans/everything than everything else combined
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