Stories of rage, tears and regret

AnonymousNow · Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:06 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

>Get to play as a Nightmare
>Get assigned to spread darkness and horror
>I do this by randomly popping up in places and knocking out all the lights in maintenance
>Wordless validhunter type, a warden out of his brig,

Spoiler:

has been hunting me all this time
>Decide I'm finally going to stop him
>I see his light going down the corridor
>Get ready to approach

>Game shits itself harder than a fucking elephant on a ton of laxatives
>It lasts two seconds, but that's enough
>By the time it finishes, I've teleported halfway up the corridor directly into the lightsource held by the warden, disorientated
>Immediately step back to get back into the darkness and jaunt, but the warden was already holding his taser
>I get stunned, in the light, and he immediately whips out a compact combat shotgun with lethal ammunition (why did this leave the brig?)
>It feels like the stun is lasting a yawningly aching chasm of time as he calmly shoots me twice
>Takes me to the chapel, declares me to be a changeling (?) and has me incinerated on his own authority (???)
>Continues to prowl the areas I made dark, as if I'm going to appear again for some reason

MC had been bricking itself all night, and I'd been fighting lagspikes like that for every round - but I really didn't expect it to happen then, and I lost my first, and probably last for a loooooooong time, chance of playing this interesting role.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:48 am #334809

hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms

CPTANT · Post by **CPTANT** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:16 pm #334819

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms

Only on Highpop, on lowpop there is a good chance you are the only security anyway.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:15 pm #335464

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms

If I check contents on a warden and find a shotgun with lethals I can be 100% its a shitty warden.

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:17 pm #335465

cedarbridge wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens who leave their brigs on patrol are cancer
but it's hard to distinguish those from wardens who leave their brigs in search of donuts or fancy uniforms
If I check contents on a warden and find a shotgun with lethals I can be 100% its a shitty warden.

wardens spawn with a shotgun loaded with lethals

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:22 pm #335496

DemonFiren wrote:hey, wardens are cancer

FTFY

pretty sure we've had more warden complaints/jobbans/everything than everything else combined

AnonymousNow · Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:49 pm

>Bubblegum can't be mind-transferred to
>Ash drakes can't be mind-transferred to
>Chaplain can't make anything out of runed metal
>In fact, no non-cultist can make anything out of runed metal
>Shades die in one laser shot
>Found all this out in one non-round

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:34 pm #336884

>Be a drone
>Set up a triple pod autocloner in Medbay lobby, chem dispenser in Botany and Chemistry, upgrade machinery, regularly clean the entire station with space cleaner and collect trash.
>But then, after a long time of being pretty much maxed, R&D goes down in a fire
>Go through effort to collect the boards and make a new one
>Salvage a couple of mineral floors from a single hallway to get minerals for the new R&D, as the old minerals were lost in the fire
>That's enough reason for worthless tin can of a borg and ligger warden to blow all drones and actively blow all new ones.
>Was never able to make the shuttle autocloner like I planned.

Why does security and silicons attract the worst scum? They made what would otherwise be one of my best drone rounds into one of the worst.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:25 pm #336928

You mean slilicon and lizards.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:30 pm #338144

[21:16:03]ACCESS: Mob Login: Bgobandit/(Bgobandit) was assigned to a /mob/dead/new_player
[21:17:03]ATTACK: Sid Schaefer(ihatebeingpoor) shot Clown(bgobandit) with The electrode (NEWHP: 100) (126,129,2)

Arrested by shitcurity literally one minute after joining the round -- not even leaving the arrivals shuttle, joining the round. This is the entirety of my interactions with this officer before arrest, yet they said I disarmed them, and arrested me over that.

Screemonster · Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:05 am

bandit wrote:
[21:16:03]ACCESS: Mob Login: Bgobandit/(Bgobandit) was assigned to a /mob/dead/new_player
[21:17:03]ATTACK: Sid Schaefer(ihatebeingpoor) shot Clown(bgobandit) with The electrode (NEWHP: 100) (126,129,2)
Arrested by shitcurity literally one minute after joining the round -- not even leaving the arrivals shuttle, joining the round. This is the entirety of my interactions with this officer before arrest, yet they said I disarmed them, and arrested me over that.

secban when

MrAlphonzo · Post by **MrAlphonzo** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:35 am #339807

>Chaplain
>Do chaplain things
>Cult gets called out really early
>Suit up at the brig and get some deconversions in
>Look through every single nook and cranny of maintenance
>Find a base in engineering
>Get in a fight with four cultists
>Lose them, call for back up, start kicking ass again
>Fight starts up again
>Back up arrives, the HoS and one officer
>Four cultists running around fully clad in brass armor
>They arrest me
>The chaplain
>There are literally cultists fully clad in bronze armor standing right next to them while I'm being arrested
>The cultists freeze up in shock, as this is a prime opportunity for the cult to guarantee victory, but the retardation is just so overwhelming they can't help but stare for a moment
>HOS and the officer go down, I escape handcuffed
>A fucking hulk smashes his way into the station and frees me from my restraints
>Grab my null rod and get back to fighting with seemingly the only competent officer
>Seemingly
>One of the cultists is very robust, robust meaning "smart enough to use the stun immunity spell", and the fight is actually entertaining for all of the 5 seconds that it lasted
>The other officer shot a welding tank
>I blow up, am knocked unconcious and set on fire

ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): Cobby
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): I don't think I want to play the actual game anymore.
ADMIN: ExcessiveUseOfCobby/(Lola Cobblestone) (FLW): lol

AnonymousNow · Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:40 pm

Security: Antagonists in Every Round.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:21 am #340365

>be me
>playing as a scientist building bombs in toxins
>too lazy to put on a remote signaler with a new frequency
>added timer, set it to ten seconds
>went over to the launch room
>started timer
>went over to the mass driver to place it down
>slipped because of pressure differences
>blew up

Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:41 am

>late at night
>greytiding
>break into captain's office with JAN MICHAEL VINCENT as captain
>captain finds out, don't think much of it. Just messing around with him
>escape capture a few times, captain is persistent though
>keep getting spotted, captain keeps coming after me
>captain finally gets me
>"CONGRADULATIONS"
>captain takes me to brig, takes a sharp turn towards execution
>oh no
>oh god no
>this isn't death, this is a fate worse than death
>captain cuts off all my limbs
>unable to move, he leaves me as the little stump I am
>mime friend comes by, fixes me up like the bro he is and gives me limbs
>owe the mime my life
>just get out of surgery, attempting to gather stuff to get back at captain
>captain sees me leaving virology, too slow due to hunger and virosuit I used as a disguise
>get captured
>get only my legs chopped off this time
>captain is persistent, makes a law saying "GIVING IAN SMITH LEGS IS CONSIDERED HUMAN HARM"
>borg almost puts my legs on but then stops due to that law
>jesus FUCK
>have to do this underground
>mimebro finds me again, takes me to the theater
>walk him through ghetto surgery, long ass process takes awhile but we manage to get it done in the back of maitenance
>FINALLY GET SOME NEW LEGS
>extremely hungry with damaged legs, need mime to walk me around
>attempt to get new identity, captain finds me but doesn't know it's me since I changed my hair style and I have a mask on
>become new greytide
>gear up, get aids syringe to get captain
>by now an hour has passed and the captain seems to have lost interest with me
>geared up, ready to attack captain
>round ends before I can kill him
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:51 am #340414

stupid game
stupid prize

Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:07 am

DemonFiren wrote:stupid game
stupid prize

oh yeah everything that was done to me was justified

I'm just mad I couldn't get revenge

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:13 pm #340461

>be assistant
>get fucked
>cry

makes me lol tbqh famorino

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:39 pm #341078

>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:50 pm #341084

huehuehue wrote:>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id

Because Harold is a fuck that should be roundstart valid.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:51 pm #341085

huehuehue wrote:>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id

faster to take an id out, grab it, and open the door than it is to take their id out, slot it in, press captain, and then take their id out and leave

AnonymousNow · Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:08 pm

Qbopper wrote:
huehuehue wrote:>be HoP
>have my ID stolen almost every single time because i'm unrobust and they move fast and i leave it in there when processing ids because i have a custom id loaded
>wonder why the fuck they don't change their access instead of outright stealing my id
faster to take an id out, grab it, and open the door than it is to take their id out, slot it in, press captain, and then take their id out and leave

And speed means life; if the HoP catches you and you can't sax out, you could very easily be dead.

EDIT: Got me a story.

>Observe to do some writing for next campaign
>Xenobiology is making things sentient, so why not
>Land a Magicarp
>WITH HEALING BOLTS
>Heal the whole station
>Go for a walk outside
>Run into a grille which is somehow connected to power (?)
>Die in one shot.
>Graphical glitch means I still look alive.
>Will never be found by chaos magicarp brother who could revive me
>Wouldn't think to heal me, anyway.

Damn it.

EDIT EDIT: Another.

>Have a round as a traitor
>Hijack the shuttle objective
>In xenobiology
>Amass a massive collection of active golem shells. 30, easily
>And 300 golem mutation toxin tablets for rerolling material type
>Literally two golems spawn.
>Deadchat is buzzing when I get killed.

Why do people not like golems?

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:48 pm #343101

i got another one
>assistant
>suddenly clown invasion
>beat up multiple clowns, get critted once and then revived to beat up some more honkers
>is scouring the station for more clowns
>EGGS DEE BLOOSPAEC BNNANN XD
>stuck in wall
>goes into space between ai upload chamber
>puts on mask and connects tank
>doesn't die from space chill for whatever reason
>k, that's weird, now to get back in
>begins breaking window
>another dude comes along and tries to help
>EGGS DEE SHOCC DMAGE
>move on to another window
>sec officer passes by
>sees me
>opens fire
>after i say something else, he changes his mind
>opens up the window
>suction pulls items in
>EGGS DEE NUTHER BLOOSPAEC BNNAN
>pops into ai upload chamber
>endless stun from turrets

AnonymousNow · Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:13 am

>Observe round
>Admin is doing some things, asking someone if they want to be a crab
>Jokingly say that I'd like to be a lightgeist
>Come back after five minutes away to find that I DID get turned into a lightgeist
>Say thanks in a prayer
>You hear a voice in your head... i remember your forum post, enjoy
>Get immediately killed
>[Common] Jake Northey says, "I killed the fucker"
>This guy had only been on my radar for the last few hours, at all, but he'd been a pain in the arse every round
>Crappy captain trying to pick fights with the RD over nonexistent slights
>Shuttlerushing when the engine blew because we didn't have power (spoilers: we had power)
>Greytiding
>Now this.

I got another go at it, since I lived for all of two minutes the first time, and I did see Jake through a window in security desperately scrabbling to valid me. He got arrested for something - don't know what - but he immediately went braindead. That kind of player. Worked out okay in the end as I got a second crack at it, but I do wonder where people like that came from.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:16 am #344029

they come from a lack of saegrimr

DiamondSentinel · Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:59 pm

AnonymousNow wrote:>Crappy captain trying to pick fights with the RD over nonexistent slights

So you mean every round ever?

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:05 pm #344057

AnonymousNow wrote:>Observe round
>Admin is doing some things, asking someone if they want to be a crab
>Jokingly say that I'd like to be a lightgeist
>Come back after five minutes away to find that I DID get turned into a lightgeist
>Say thanks in a prayer
>You hear a voice in your head... i remember your forum post, enjoy
>Get immediately killed
>[Common] Jake Northey says, "I killed the fucker"
>This guy had only been on my radar for the last few hours, at all, but he'd been a pain in the arse every round
>Crappy captain trying to pick fights with the RD over nonexistent slights
>Shuttlerushing when the engine blew because we didn't have power (spoilers: we had power)
>Greytiding
>Now this.

I got another go at it, since I lived for all of two minutes the first time, and I did see Jake through a window in security desperately scrabbling to valid me. He got arrested for something - don't know what - but he immediately went braindead. That kind of player. Worked out okay in the end as I got a second crack at it, but I do wonder where people like that came from.

funny story, first time i played colonial marines this guy was in the attachments line as a doctor. (for reference attachments are super important for marines but NOT DOCTORS)

anyways so he keeps shoving people and pushing in line so i beat the crap out of him with rods. (baymed so he was pretty bad off) MP comes up and asks what the heck happened and the whole line backs me up and says i dindu nuffin, he got arrested and i never saw him again as i got brutally murdered planetside.

he did the exact same thing next round

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:32 pm #344172

you're an admin
fucking rule 1 this guy

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:37 pm #344188

DemonFiren wrote:you're an admin
fucking rule 1 this guy

an admin on tg

Not-Dorsidarf · Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:12 pm

as a non-hostile admin-spawned entity isnt it rule 1 griefing to kill you with that recent policy?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:47 pm #344246

i'm gonna find out the addresses of all /tg/ admins
and i'm gonna send each and every one of them a "what would saegrimr do" bracelet

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:18 pm #344249

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:as a non-hostile admin-spawned entity isnt it rule 1 griefing to kill you with that recent policy?

Yeah, if I see him do that I'd ban him.

Neuroplasty · Post by **Neuroplasty** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:02 pm #345494

>Be golem (Thanks Dr. Cobb)
>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
>Some weirdo in a bunny suit runs in and opens up the experimentation chamber
>Spams gold slime + blood reactions but doesn't close the doors or turn on the forcefield
>Stampede of mobs every few minutes smashing windows and letting loose 9+ starving slimes per cage ruined
>Tell weirdo to fuck off but they don't seem to know how to hear or speak
>go down to the forcefield as they're about to make another batch of anal torture
>sentient headslug is dancing around in ecstasy of winning the ghost role lottery
>He runs into the forcefield right as I turn it on
>Gibbed
>Tfw I have no face

Also the headslug came back as a golem and called me various unique versions of "Cock Eater" in a blind rage and after five minutes of refused apologies I gave up and told him to cry me a river as he left

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:40 pm #345503

Neuroplasty wrote:>Be golem (Thanks Dr. Cobb)
>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
>Some weirdo in a bunny suit runs in and opens up the experimentation chamber
>Spams gold slime + blood reactions but doesn't close the doors or turn on the forcefield
>Stampede of mobs every few minutes smashing windows and letting loose 9+ starving slimes per cage ruined
>Tell weirdo to fuck off but they don't seem to know how to hear or speak
>go down to the forcefield as they're about to make another batch of anal torture
>sentient headslug is dancing around in ecstasy of winning the ghost role lottery
>He runs into the forcefield right as I turn it on
>Gibbed
>Tfw I have no face

Also the headslug came back as a golem and called me various unique versions of "Cock Eater" in a blind rage and after five minutes of refused apologies I gave up and told him to cry me a river as he left

Neuroplasty wrote:>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet

Neuroplasty wrote:since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet

DiamondSentinel · Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:16 pm

Neuroplasty wrote:>Be golem (Thanks Dr. Cobb)
>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet
>Some weirdo in a bunny suit runs in and opens up the experimentation chamber
>Spams gold slime + blood reactions but doesn't close the doors or turn on the forcefield
>Stampede of mobs every few minutes smashing windows and letting loose 9+ starving slimes per cage ruined
>Tell weirdo to fuck off but they don't seem to know how to hear or speak
>go down to the forcefield as they're about to make another batch of anal torture
>sentient headslug is dancing around in ecstasy of winning the ghost role lottery
>He runs into the forcefield right as I turn it on
>Gibbed
>Tfw I have no face

Also the headslug came back as a golem and called me various unique versions of "Cock Eater" in a blind rage and after five minutes of refused apologies I gave up and told him to cry me a river as he left

I love how golems can become lings with headslugs and rainbow slimes. I had no idea that was an actual thing until last night when I made a whole bunch of golems (naturally the spectators chose the Uranium ones that nearly killed me) and tested it there.

But yeah, that sucks.

AnonymousNow · Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:44 pm

huehuehue wrote:
Neuroplasty wrote:>Trying to make roburgers with my elder brother in xeno since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet

Neuroplasty wrote:since dad is out running errands and I dont have a job yet

Would you believe that I specifically wanted to make station-friendly golems and changelings?
I was out helping my first (and as it turns out, only) changeling baby that round come into full existence. And augmenting the captain, because one of the roboticists was a hostile changeling and the other wouldn't know if they were doing if they were licking a wall covered in printouts of the surgery guide.
Golem buddy was carrying out my will.

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:12 pm #345970

Yogstation server.

"An extremely expansionistic species of vine. These are vine eating flowering CO2 consuming thorny flowering toxic CO2 consuming vine eating aggressive spreading hardened nitrogen consuming fire proof oxygen consuming explosive vines."

Whilst practicing in the seed vault, I decided to practice making max potential kudzu on lavaland. The conclusion? It spreaded everywhere, crashed the server requiring a hard-restart from the Host, and now we're in the process of removing Kudzu planting entirely from our codebase.

Aw, fuck.

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:13 pm #345973

killerx09 wrote:Yogstation server.

"An extremely expansionistic species of vine. These are vine eating flowering CO2 consuming thorny flowering toxic CO2 consuming vine eating aggressive spreading hardened nitrogen consuming fire proof oxygen consuming explosive vines."

Whilst practicing in the seed vault, I decided to practice making max potential kudzu on lavaland. The conclusion? It spreaded everywhere, crashed the server requiring a hard-restart from the Host, and now we're in the process of removing Kudzu planting entirely from our codebase.

Aw, fuck.

wow

Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:05 am

ian's wild ride

https://feen.us/zc548jxn.mp4

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:28 pm #347018

heres a sad story

i almost never become an antag or something special at roundstart

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:30 am #347753

technically these went in my favor but goddamn if this guy doesnt piss me off

>in hydro
>were early calls of cult but were quickly disproved with mime having a stando
>shitface mcscientist comes up
>breaks into hydro through window
>"WENEEDHOLYMELONSTODEALWITHTHECULT"
>dude its not even cult, get out
>"WHAT ARE YOU CULT?!!"
>no, there is no cult
>"THEN WHY WONT YOU MAKE MELONS YOU'RE CULT"
>starts attacking me
>slip n' cuffs
>toss him down disposals while he screams over comms about how i'm "FOR SURE CULT SEC TO HYDRO"

different round

>spend another round chillin in hydro
>get chem access for some dank mutagen
>shitface mcscientist at the door yelling at chemists that he needs mutagen
>chemist gives him a large beakerful while i make a bunch of bottles of it myself
>NOT EVEN 20 seconds later he's back and asking for more
>chemist is confused but gives it to him
>again, literally not even 20 seconds later and he's back with the empty beaker asking for more
>chemist is getting pissed
>i leave with my chem bag full of mutagen bottles and head over to hydro while chemist gives another refill
>as i set up here comes shitface mcscientist charging in
>rapid-fire dumps the entire beaker on one ambrosia
>like not even pausing AT ALL
>spots my stack of mutagen and starts grabbing a bunch to dump
>dude you're not even doing it right, get your own mutagen
>"I NEED IT FOR AMBROSIA FUCK OFF"
>continues taking my mutagen
>slip n' cuffs
>start to warn him again not to take my shit
>"JONATHAN TALIST KIDNAPPING ME HYDRO SEC TO HYDRO"
>if you take my shit again you're going down disposals
>uncuff
>shoves me and takes more mutagen to dump
>slip n' cuffs
>disposals
>"JONATHAN TALIST IS FOR SURE ANTAG SEC TO HYDRO"
>flussssh
>start making shit in peace
>oh boy he's back
>wordlessly whips out an egun and starts trying to lethal me
>his aim sucks
>slip n' cuff
>tired of your shit
>"SEC TO HYDRO JONATHAN TALIST IS LING KILLING ME"
>damn straight im gonna kill you
>drag him out to secluded maint and welder his ass dead
>strip and hide body in separate location
>go back to work in peace

i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:26 am #347758

Deitus wrote:technically these went in my favor but goddamn if this guy doesnt piss me off

>in hydro
>were early calls of cult but were quickly disproved with mime having a stando
>shitface mcscientist comes up
>breaks into hydro through window
>"WENEEDHOLYMELONSTODEALWITHTHECULT"
>dude its not even cult, get out
>"WHAT ARE YOU CULT?!!"
>no, there is no cult
>"THEN WHY WONT YOU MAKE MELONS YOU'RE CULT"
>starts attacking me
>slip n' cuffs
>toss him down disposals while he screams over comms about how i'm "FOR SURE CULT SEC TO HYDRO"

different round

>spend another round chillin in hydro
>get chem access for some dank mutagen
>shitface mcscientist at the door yelling at chemists that he needs mutagen
>chemist gives him a large beakerful while i make a bunch of bottles of it myself
>NOT EVEN 20 seconds later he's back and asking for more
>chemist is confused but gives it to him
>again, literally not even 20 seconds later and he's back with the empty beaker asking for more
>chemist is getting pissed
>i leave with my chem bag full of mutagen bottles and head over to hydro while chemist gives another refill
>as i set up here comes shitface mcscientist charging in
>rapid-fire dumps the entire beaker on one ambrosia
>like not even pausing AT ALL
>spots my stack of mutagen and starts grabbing a bunch to dump
>dude you're not even doing it right, get your own mutagen
>"I NEED IT FOR AMBROSIA FUCK OFF"
>continues taking my mutagen
>slip n' cuffs
>start to warn him again not to take my shit
>"JONATHAN TALIST KIDNAPPING ME HYDRO SEC TO HYDRO"
>if you take my shit again you're going down disposals
>uncuff
>shoves me and takes more mutagen to dump
>slip n' cuffs
>disposals
>"JONATHAN TALIST IS FOR SURE ANTAG SEC TO HYDRO"
>flussssh
>start making shit in peace
>oh boy he's back
>wordlessly whips out an egun and starts trying to lethal me
>his aim sucks
>slip n' cuff
>tired of your shit
>"SEC TO HYDRO JONATHAN TALIST IS LING KILLING ME"
>damn straight im gonna kill you
>drag him out to secluded maint and welder his ass dead
>strip and hide body in separate location
>go back to work in peace

i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.

Pm me round # and name if you have it

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:28 am #347760

Spamming mutagen is a valid strategy

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:31 am #347761

Deitus wrote:technically these went in my favor but goddamn if this guy doesnt piss me off

>in hydro
>were early calls of cult but were quickly disproved with mime having a stando
>shitface mcscientist comes up
>breaks into hydro through window
>"WENEEDHOLYMELONSTODEALWITHTHECULT"
>dude its not even cult, get out
>"WHAT ARE YOU CULT?!!"
>no, there is no cult
>"THEN WHY WONT YOU MAKE MELONS YOU'RE CULT"
>starts attacking me
>slip n' cuffs
>toss him down disposals while he screams over comms about how i'm "FOR SURE CULT SEC TO HYDRO"

different round

>spend another round chillin in hydro
>get chem access for some dank mutagen
>shitface mcscientist at the door yelling at chemists that he needs mutagen
>chemist gives him a large beakerful while i make a bunch of bottles of it myself
>NOT EVEN 20 seconds later he's back and asking for more
>chemist is confused but gives it to him
>again, literally not even 20 seconds later and he's back with the empty beaker asking for more
>chemist is getting pissed
>i leave with my chem bag full of mutagen bottles and head over to hydro while chemist gives another refill
>as i set up here comes shitface mcscientist charging in
>rapid-fire dumps the entire beaker on one ambrosia
>like not even pausing AT ALL
>spots my stack of mutagen and starts grabbing a bunch to dump
>dude you're not even doing it right, get your own mutagen
>"I NEED IT FOR AMBROSIA FUCK OFF"
>continues taking my mutagen
>slip n' cuffs
>start to warn him again not to take my shit
>"JONATHAN TALIST KIDNAPPING ME HYDRO SEC TO HYDRO"
>if you take my shit again you're going down disposals
>uncuff
>shoves me and takes more mutagen to dump
>slip n' cuffs
>disposals
>"JONATHAN TALIST IS FOR SURE ANTAG SEC TO HYDRO"
>flussssh
>start making shit in peace
>oh boy he's back
>wordlessly whips out an egun and starts trying to lethal me
>his aim sucks
>slip n' cuff
>tired of your shit
>"SEC TO HYDRO JONATHAN TALIST IS LING KILLING ME"
>damn straight im gonna kill you
>drag him out to secluded maint and welder his ass dead
>strip and hide body in separate location
>go back to work in peace

i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.

how old do you estimate he is

LifeReign · Post by **LifeReign** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:50 am #347814

Spamming mutagen doesn't work. They made it so that gaia can now mutate back into deus. Also, if he was really using so much, he was probably using 10u at a time instead of 5u because newer players don't know that using a container in your hand changes the transfer amount. Also all that ick in ooc hurts.

Besides, after all the botany nerfs, it takes too long to get any decent holy water production going.

Dr_bee · Post by **Dr_bee** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:26 pm #347824

huehuehue wrote:
Deitus wrote:*snip*
i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.
how old do you estimate he is

If he is actually using the word "antag" outside of OOC then he may need a serious talking to.

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:33 pm #347826

Dr_bee wrote:
huehuehue wrote:
Deitus wrote:*snip*
i wont say the name of the guy but he's only appeared within the last few days and he's constantly pulling stupidass shit and immediately cries out "antag" over comms if he doesnt get his way. needless to say he has earned a spot at the tippy top of my shitter list in record time.
how old do you estimate he is
If he is actually using the word "antag" outside of OOC then he may need a serious talking to.

gee, you think

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:43 pm #347993

I have a couple of specific stories but they all suck

ever since I became an admin

literally

EVERY

round I try to deadmin and play normally I get insta fucked by conversion or something

I'm unrobust so half the time it's my fault which just makes me sigh, but the other half it's entirely out of my control (eg. lagspikes) and it makes me so fuckin' mad

when I wasn't admin for that month or two this NEVER happened

armhulenn can confirm that this isn't just salt, it happens EVERY TIME

Okand37 · Post by **Okand37** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:52 pm #348000

Qbopper wrote:I have a couple of specific stories but they all suck

ever since I became an admin

literally

EVERY

round I try to deadmin and play normally I get insta fucked by conversion or something

I'm unrobust so half the time it's my fault which just makes me sigh, but the other half it's entirely out of my control (eg. lagspikes) and it makes me so fuckin' mad

when I wasn't admin for that month or two this NEVER happened

armhulenn can confirm that this isn't just salt, it happens EVERY TIME

That's how they get'cha buddy. The less you enjoy playing you less you play and the more you have to admin if you want to fuel your SS13 addiction!

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:59 pm #348024

It's very tragic

Hathkar · Post by **Hathkar** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:41 am #348105

Finally get to do traitor sci. Make some maxcaps, head to medbay for cloning. A miner who will be unnamed, but who only plays the game when he gets to be traitor and otherwise just goes afk or does his job far less than minimum effort if he doesnt, asks if I have some bombs for mining. I say yeah, hand him one because I'm not not allowed to metagame the fact he's a total shitbag who does the above things. Head to mining with him to see the bomb and how good it is anway, get murdered on the shuttle while saying codewords to possibly stop him from murdering me.

Yes I mad.

You only get 3 guesses who.

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