/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 11:30 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

What about the fact that the HoS looted his shoes (presumably no-slips), likely to use to his own ends? That's shitcurity and should make you valid to anybody else who happens to notice you, the HoS, is using traitor items.

hue.

EDIT: That isn't to say that using traitor items in general shouldn't make you valid, either; running around with an EMP light makes you liable to get lynched, even if you weren't actually harming anybody.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 11:54 am**

Why would you NOT use confiscated traitor items as Security to help you?

Normally I award non-lethal traitor items to my Officers when they catch a Traitor with their gear.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 6:54 pm**

Steelpoint wrote:Why would you NOT use confiscated traitor items as Security to help you?

Normally I award non-lethal traitor items to my Officers when they catch a Traitor with their gear.

Traitor stuff is contraband. Security is supposed to obey the law and either destroy traitor stuff, or put it in the contraband locker in the armory. Do they? Fuck no, but they're supposed to.

>Mime EMP's your headset and gun, in the event you have a gun, wasting, at tops, a few seconds of your time as you re-enable your headset by fucking CLICKING ON IT AND CUTTING IT BACK ON, and maybe 30 seconds to charge your gun
>OMG MIME VALID LYNCH NOW

Grow the fuck up. Nothing is broken, you aren't in any danger, and the mime definitely isn't valid.

>Anyone ever giving the mime/clown a chance to do anything entertaining ever

PPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTT

>Getting wrecked by an antag and acting surprised when they loot your shit

If you get killed by an antag, of fucking course you're getting looted. They need every edge they can get against the crew and sec. You, on the other hand, are sec. You don't need antag items-- you already outnumber the enemy and are often better equipped than them. You don't need to cheat the fucking system so that you have the highest chance possible to shorthand antags out of victory.

Drynwyn wrote:The second one is a bit of a gray area. By space law, having bombs outside the Toxins lab is Possesion of an Unauthorized Weapon- not a capital offense. However if there was reason to believe you were going to use them, which may well be "having them in place y" that's attempted Grand Sabotage- valid for perma.

But the thing is, I hadn't tipped my hand as a traitor in the slightest. Security had fuckall on me. The only reason I got searched and found out was exactly as I said-- it was a random search, which is exactly the problem. I should have never been found out, the warden shouldn't have been sitting in telescience, and I should have succeeded in bombing the station and having fun.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 6:57 pm**

Another good question is why the hell is warden so far from brig.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 11:40 pm**

Calm your asses down. No more vitriol about the Mime EMP story. If you think either side was valid for punishment outside of the round, you can take it to Ban Requests.

If you furthermore think that there's a policy you want to see changed or enacted about the way Security handled this, there's a policy discussion forum. I won't remove the discussion that didn't get absolutely hostile, but stick to posting different stories from here on out.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 2:22 am**

>Be warden
>Officer comes in with an arrest
>"Oh good job, I'll take them off your hands."
>All the other officers smell the fresh meat which has entered their domain and decide to hover around the prisoner
>Can't even search their pack without half the sec team fucking off with their possessions
>While everyone is hovering people are screaming on comms about being murdered

Every other time I play warden or HoS.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 2:38 pm**

>Antag genetisist
> Steal Hypospray
> Plan to do something better than killing CMO and looting his body
> Buy Chameleon Suit, Agent Card, Chameleon Stamp and no-slips(just in case)
> I'm Centcom Officer According to my jumpsuit,ID and fancy document covered with all possible stamps.
> Dump all the stuff that might get me arrested as impersonator
> Time for surprise inspection
> Hand over my fancy document to HoP
> He's all "Yes sir, sorry sir, i'll inform captain!"
>Captain is all " Yes sir, sorry sir, HoP follow instructions in document!"
> HoP gives me another ID with all access which he should get back from me after i'm done with surprise inspection(one of restrictions placed on me by fancy document)
> Start by inspecting Medbay OFC
> Cryo is loaded, doctors are trying to sound professional
> Time to inspect CMO's office
> Consoles working, cat is alive
> Inspect locker - no hypospray
> After some talk with CMO he hands it to me so i could check it's content
> Go out of Medbay to "Get content scanner from RnD" and we never meet again
> Station is fucked by this point and I'm just heading to "inspect" engineering
> Pass by Detective on my way there
> 1 minute till shuttle arrival
> sit in the engineering pod
> Detective comes out of nowhere shots me, cuffs me, badly searches me
>Uniform is not checked, Fancy document is not inspected, hypospray hasn't left backpack
>"Hurr Durr filthy traitor impersonating centcom officer"
> The guy won't hear anything i say, doesn't want to read fancy document, doesn't want to contact hop
> spend last 5 minutes of round getting yelled at and beaten in engineering by valid hunter
> Detective gets warning in OOC chat by admin (It's something)

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 11:24 pm**

Being chaplain in a nutshell:

>Latejoin as chaplain
>Become the Chaplain of Lord Singulo!
>Get a singularity toy from the arcade machine
>assistant steals it
>Notice cargo has posters for once!
>...but no singularity posters
>Cargo is actually cooperative in ordering more but luck won't cooperate
>Gods won't answer any prayers to any effect
>To top it all off the clown is named Lord Clown
>I have the perfect RP excuse to throw the false lord into the singularity except I'm not fucking antag
>AI decides to turn off the singularity because "it can cause human harm"
>Gray tide takes over my chapel
>Mass drive self in frustration

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2014 5:26 am**

>Be mime
>round spawns with overabundance of clown lings
>disposal myself to cargo
>the clown lings start killing everyone including the cargo management team
>cower in terror and pray
>get granted objective to kill all clowns
>fail as I never used my mech's melee attack
>banana escape shuttle spawns in with mystery box
>mystery box opens, a sleuth of space bears starts slaughtering all the clown lings
>space bears start spacing the lings

Well, that could have gone a lot better.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 2:20 am**

>be scientist traitor
>decide to be a gigantic fucking asshole
>teleport guns from armory, make 3 turrets in the telescience room
>get everything set up just right
>console is gone mysteriously when I finish the turrets
>assume the wormholes somehow stole it even though I thought wormholes couldn't do that
>go to R&D to try to make another
>am immediately jumped by the ling engineer hanging outside tscience this whole time
>people in ghost chat say the console was just invisible
>my fucking face

badmins ruining my round or wormholes causing a bug who knows, either way I am angry.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 3:47 am**

Every round

>Captain/HoS/Warden/someone talks about killing criminals, thinking I can't hear them
>Bolt them down
>"AI let me out of my office" - "No, you will be harming humans"
>"AI ROGUE BLOW THE BORGS"

Just what are you EXPECTING me to do?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 4:17 am**

Never play silicon again. You are not security, you do not deal out a special brand of sec and hunt down and punish all the potential human harmers if they're fucking heads of staff. Sure, it doesn't say anything in your laws about ranks, but seriously? I'd put you on an intellicard and fucking deconstruct you for being a complete shitter.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 5:56 am**

paprika wrote:Never play silicon again. You are not security, you do not deal out a special brand of sec and hunt down and punish all the potential human harmers if they're fucking heads of staff.

Or security could just realize not to talk about those things through the radio. Simple as that.

> be Warden
> get shit done, everything going smoothly, talking with HoS
> WIZARD TELEPORTS INTO ARMORY
> also, an assistant in Sec Office...?
> get almost shot to death by wiz
> HoS manages to take it down
> assistant lasers wiz to husk
> HoS takes wiz is to be cloned for further punishment
> arrest assistant (don't remember name, let's say John Doe)
> assistant gets pissed off for me arresting him, John Doe says, "i stunned the wizard! thanks to me you caught him!"
> let John go after 3 minutes and say he should be grateful because he broke in through an emagged door and took stuff without permission
> shit calms down, time passes
> sit at desk when suddenly HoS comes in and stuns me
> John Doe says, "surprise, fucker."
> be kept as hostage for 5 minutes while we argue about the incident
> John actually says he regrets dunking the HoS and stealing his gear, just to get revenge on me
> hear captain's announcement about shit going down, John Doe is our only sec force on the station, he decides to go help
> but not without me getting a punishment
> get dragged in a locker to main hallway and left there so people find me, there's a breach nearby
> shit going down so much people don't open my locker
> slowly suffocate, pass out and freeze to death

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 6:40 am**

paprika wrote:Never play silicon again. You are not security, you do not deal out a special brand of sec and hunt down and punish all the potential human harmers if they're fucking heads of staff. Sure, it doesn't say anything in your laws about ranks, but seriously? I'd put you on an intellicard and fucking deconstruct you for being a complete shitter.

The AIs laws don't have special clauses for heads of staff. Trying to kill people is trying to kill people and it's your duty, as per your laws, to prevent that. The AI is doing what the AI is supposed to do, full stop. :^)

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 6:57 am**

Bolting doors is totally going to stop the heads of staff from executing traitors, definitely. Face it, you're being an unnecessary speed bump when executions are literally covered under space law.

Don't bitch when you get shut down or your borgs get blown, if you're going to get in the way.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 7:10 am**

paprika wrote: Don't bitch when you get shut down or your borgs get blown, if you're going to get in the way.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 7:11 am**

pretty sure either the sec or silicon policy covers being a shitlord to the AI and its borgs for following their laws.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 7:21 am**

>Clown
>Captain is Mr. Funk
>Turn myself into FUNKY CLOWN!
>Full rainbow outfit, rainbow clown wig, let's do this
>Captain appoints me Head of Funk, entrusts me with the nuclear authentication disk
>AI: "SYNDIES WITH MAULER!"
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I didn't ask for this
>Shuttle called
>Captain tosses me his gun that I can't use because I'm a clown
>We hide in his quarters, captain in his locker, me in his shower
>Grab the soap and wait
>Wait some more
>Turn on the shower
>Wait
>Showering down the disk
>Shuttle past point of no return
>Wait
>The syndicates never even attempt to show up
>Shuttle docked with station, PDA the AI to let me out
>Try the bridge door
>Emagged shut
>Try the teleporter
>There's a fucking wall blocking the door out
>A FUCKING WALL
>Call for help, no one comes
>AI has an engiborg, but it's not answering
>Try to use the hand tele, but forget you can't with the disk
>Pray to the Honkmother, she doesn't give a fuck
>Shuttle leaves

I avoided the syndies but fell to a fucking wall.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 8:49 am**

Kangaraptor wrote:pretty sure either the sec or silicon policy covers being a shitlord to the AI and its borgs for following their laws.

Yeah, it's called, "don't be a fucking retard and get in the way of the command staff with the ability to shut you down and then get mad when you get shut down, because you're a toaster and there's no obligation to keep you around if you're not going to work in the interests of the high-rank employees that NT selected to run the station, because they run the station, not you, and you're a part of the station, not a crewmember."

That's the policy.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 9:00 am**

I think it comes down to "Your free to bolt down Security and the Head's but don't be surprised when your Intelicard is throw into the incinerator".

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 9:58 am**

Yeah those AIs who bolt down sec so readily, yet make no effort to bolt down anyone else causing harm, really piss me off

One round, where it was cult, we had deconverted a couple of cultists, and I handed out gear to officers, because of juggernauts, and wraiths, etc etc, that the cultists had made, and told them if they can't capture a cultist alive, rather than getting killed in the process of doing so, they could use deadly force, as covered in space law

The AI bolted down the entire brig with all of us in it, and let the constructs loose, funnily enough, we got pretty annoyed at it

Morale of the story, don't be a dick with your laws, pre-emptively bolting people down before any harm occurs, or is definitely going to occur, is bordering on the same bullshit as bolting the armory at round start, and that got stopped a long time ago

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 10:33 am**

>Be on chat program or other game
>Put say or ooc before my message

Spessmen addiction is a real problem you guys.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 11:00 am**

WeeYakk wrote:>Be on chat program or other game
>Put say or ooc before my message

Spessmen addiction is a real problem you guys.

I have a 't' before every message on skype. 'tHi hows it going?' Dammit I pressed t again.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 11:21 am**

paprika wrote:
Kangaraptor wrote:pretty sure either the sec or silicon policy covers being a shitlord to the AI and its borgs for following their laws.
Yeah, it's called, "don't be a fucking retard and get in the way of the command staff with the ability to shut you down and then get mad when you get shut down, because you're a toaster and there's no obligation to keep you around if you're not going to work in the interests of the high-rank employees that NT selected to run the station, because they run the station, not you, and you're a part of the station, not a crewmember."

That's the policy.

1.Don't kill silicons for trying to stop you from executing someone. It's required of them by their laws.
2.Do note there is a difference between a silicon stopping you from executing someone, and a silicon bolting down all of security because of one officer. They'll be treated differently.

And, for posterity;

1. It is not the AI's/Silicons job to follow space law unless the law being violated is causing harm. Don't just willy nilly bolt people down for theft unless ordered to.

That, actually, is the policy. this is getting off topic though, so whatever, I'll leave you to sperg out because the AI isn't cherrypicking and following its laws only when convenient to you. I'm not defending those assfuck AIs that target security and only security, but frankly it's clear that's not what you're talking about; you're just mad that the AI is doing what its supposed to do, not what you want it to do.

WeeYakk wrote:>Be on chat program or other game
>Put say or ooc before my message

Spessmen addiction is a real problem you guys.

I used to have that problem because of Discovery Freelancer. I'd put an /l before everything on steam out of habit. It caused mucho confusion in EVE, too. ._.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 11:37 am**

>Late night Artyom
>Ten people on, tops
>Be QM
>See Kenzie Smith in Robotics
>Want to learn proper R&D, proper toxins/chem/xenobio/telesci
>PDA her, ask if I can come over
>YOU ARE THE TRAITOR
>welp
>Kill Kenzie Smith, the Roboticist
>Escape Alive
>Kenzie isn't very robust, but she knows her Medsci. I'm robust, but I don't know my medsci
>A plan hatches - Learn & teach from Kenzie, then, when the round is ending, kill her on the pod
>Final lesson; "Trust is a weakness"
>Be in Robotics
>Talking with Kenzie
>Get dat R&D list
>Setting up for a good round
>Shuttle called
>THE SINGULO IS OUT
>my fucking face when
>Shift into robustmode
>In robotics, comms up, shotgun in pack, slugs loaded
>Doubletap, finish with welder, jumpsuit, bodybag, morguetray, disposals exit
>Execute new plan flawlessly
>Sing off track, head to escape
>Syndicate bomb at escape
>Ashlyn Wolfe throws the flashbang
>GTFO
>Make for dorms pod, escape free and clear
>Flawless greentext
>Spawn balloon, feel empty inside
>Least satisfying greentext I've ever had
>Final lesson; "No matter how good your plan is, you can't account for plain old Bad Luck"

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 1:44 pm**

Psyentific wrote:>Late night Artyom
>Ten people on, tops
>Be QM
>See Kenzie Smith in Robotics
>Want to learn proper R&D, proper toxins/chem/xenobio/telesci
>PDA her, ask if I can come over
>YOU ARE THE TRAITOR
>welp
>Kill Kenzie Smith, the Roboticist
>Escape Alive
>Kenzie isn't very robust, but she knows her Medsci. I'm robust, but I don't know my medsci
>A plan hatches - Learn & teach from Kenzie, then, when the round is ending, kill her on the pod
>Final lesson; "Trust is a weakness"
>Be in Robotics
>Talking with Kenzie
>Get dat R&D list
>Setting up for a good round
>Shuttle called
>THE SINGULO IS OUT
>my fucking face when
>Shift into robustmode
>In robotics, comms up, shotgun in pack, slugs loaded
>Doubletap, finish with welder, jumpsuit, bodybag, morguetray, disposals exit
>Execute new plan flawlessly
>Sing off track, head to escape
>Syndicate bomb at escape
>Ashlyn Wolfe throws the flashbang
>GTFO
>Make for dorms pod, escape free and clear
>Flawless greentext
>Spawn balloon, feel empty inside
>Least satisfying greentext I've ever had
>Final lesson; "No matter how good your plan is, you can't account for plain old Bad Luck"

I was so excited for learning too! But all is fair in love and antag spessmen objectives!

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2014 9:56 am**

> Spawn Scientist
> Double Agent
> Head to Toxins, prepare a bit, be busy on the side to find some good music for the round
> Janitor strolls in, pulls out double esword and kills me, scream for help over radio
> Janitor announces he has killed the double agent, despite me not having done ANYTHING yet (I know I was his target)
> Whole station, including Detective is like "Oh yeah, seems legit, gib him, let us not question this or search any bodies for evidence. Accusation is proof."
> Be gibbed in Kitchen, nobody ever asked a single question, searched me or the Janitor or anything.

More (to prevent doublepost):

> Spawn Scientist
> Traitor!
> Objective... huh? What? Exchange documents with another Agent? Well that's new. How interesting! Maybe we can work together!
> Use like 5 codeworks in one sentence over radio... nothing...
> Check Toxins, maybe make some bombs for later
> Already Scientist in there who decides to be a rude asslord...
> I think I can spare the 3 crystals...
> Parapen and space her to have toxins to myself
> Continue to spam codewords via radio... nobody reacts really... (eventually I even just scream in all caps the code words out of frustration)
> Well fuck, how am I gonna get the other documents? Kill everyone and search all the bodies?...
> Cap and Secguy come in
> Be arrested, someone saw me killing the other dude via cams
> Oh well, it's not like I could complete my objective if I'm dependend on another person who doesn't wanna play ball
> Request to be borged instead of perma'ed
> Be borged
> AI has Law 0, objective is about preventing anyone to board the shuttle
> Powersink!
> Go engineer as AI says and find that powersink really fast and remove it
> Station is still drained of power, Singu has been freed, shuttle is called, solars would take way too long to wire up
> Improvise by releasing gas from cannisters and stuff, but in the end we couldn't prevent humans from boarding the shuttle.

Oh well...

>Spawn Scientist
> Go to Robotics to be borged
> Get debrained...
> Roboticist carries me around a bit while borg body builds and he has to make deliveries to RnD and stuff
> Robo takes me out of the MMI and spaces my brain, lel no fun today.
> Spend rest of round playing something else...
Very next round:
> Spawn Assistant
> Go to Robotics to be borged
> Robotics doesn't react to me standing at the window moving around to get his attention
> Robo closes shutter
> I knock
> Robo get's pissed off
> Eventually borg body is ready tho and he lets me in
> Name my borg body
> Get debrained
> Of course Asslord Robo changes my name, lol.valid.coder.admin.approved.grief
> Shut down
> Spend rest of the round playing something else...

I could go on and rant about how I hate that Borgs are at the mercy of the willingness and competence of Roboticsts to get their name right.... buuuuut I've been ranting for 2 1/2 years about this atrocious feature, so whatever...

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:13 am**

>latejoin
>ur da trettir go get me a cappy lazer pewpew kthx
>everyone thinks it's nuke; armed to the teeth
>catch captain romanov alone
>

Tzargav Romanov whispers in their final breath, "The risk ... I took was calculated. But man. ... AM I BAD AT MATH..."
Tzargav Romanov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

>nod understandingly at his corpse
>rig it to blow so he can't rat me out and plot a plan for extraction
>scoot on down to fitness pods
>fuzzle, a carp, and some other jerk are in it
>i don't want to share the pod with these chodes
>tase the closest one in; shoot fuzzle twice with my revolver
>attempt to unload the revolver's remaining three bullets on the guy prone on the floor under me
>click him
>shoot myself, fatally
>die

thanks coders

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:34 am**

The feeling when I was Cayenne the carp sitting in the pod with Ellise buckled behind me.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:25 pm**

IcePacks wrote:>latejoin
>ur da trettir go get me a cappy lazer pewpew kthx
>everyone thinks it's nuke; armed to the teeth
>catch captain romanov alone
>
Tzargav Romanov whispers in their final breath, "The risk ... I took was calculated. But man. ... AM I BAD AT MATH..."
Tzargav Romanov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>nod understandingly at his corpse
>rig it to blow so he can't rat me out and plot a plan for extraction
>scoot on down to fitness pods
>fuzzle, a carp, and some other jerk are in it
>i don't want to share the pod with these chodes
>tase the closest one in; shoot fuzzle twice with my revolver
>attempt to unload the revolver's remaining three bullets on the guy prone on the floor under me
>click him
>shoot myself, fatally
>die

thanks coders

I was the jerk, Lucky Tylor, you could say I got... *puts sunglasses* Lucky - YEAHHHHHHHH -

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:30 pm**

Psyentific wrote:>Late night Artyom
>Ten people on, tops
>Be QM
>See Kenzie Smith in Robotics
>Want to learn proper R&D, proper toxins/chem/xenobio/telesci
>PDA her, ask if I can come over
>YOU ARE THE TRAITOR
>welp
>Kill Kenzie Smith, the Roboticist
>Escape Alive
>Kenzie isn't very robust, but she knows her Medsci. I'm robust, but I don't know my medsci
>A plan hatches - Learn & teach from Kenzie, then, when the round is ending, kill her on the pod
>Final lesson; "Trust is a weakness"
>Be in Robotics
>Talking with Kenzie
>Get dat R&D list
>Setting up for a good round
>Shuttle called
>THE SINGULO IS OUT
>my fucking face when
>Shift into robustmode
>In robotics, comms up, shotgun in pack, slugs loaded
>Doubletap, finish with welder, jumpsuit, bodybag, morguetray, disposals exit
>Execute new plan flawlessly
>Sing off track, head to escape
>Syndicate bomb at escape
>Ashlyn Wolfe throws the flashbang
>GTFO
>Make for dorms pod, escape free and clear
>Flawless greentext
>Spawn balloon, feel empty inside
>Least satisfying greentext I've ever had
>Final lesson; "No matter how good your plan is, you can't account for plain old Bad Luck"

Objectives

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:33 pm**

Yeah, those objectives couldn't have dovetailed more perfectly with what I wanted to do that round. I still feel like I was robbed of a really good round.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:48 pm**

Don't do em. I usually make up my own objectives and ignore what I'm givin unless it's a specific roundtype. If I get general traitor I never do em. I like to abduct people and plant bombs inside their stomach and watch them as they run to medbay screaming and naked. I thought it was policy that I required to do my objectives for months and it usually gave me MASSIVE anxiety about completing them.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:49 pm**

That's the thing, though. I'm not a very creative person. I'm skilled, yeah, but in terms of thinking up ways to supervillain? Nope, I got nothin'.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:34 am**

>be a ghost watching some hot as hell man on man erp in the captains office for like 10mins
>suddenly find my camera ripped from the titillating display and into tool storage, an explosion goes off and I have no idea what happened
>say "what" in ghost chat and notice my name is now Blob Overmind (707)
>level 5 biohazard, etc
>when I spawned in assistant storage my initial growth hit a fuel tank, exploding it and killing me instantly
>it happened so fast I didn't even see my blob core sprite
>the like three non braindead crewman have no idea what the fuck
>it killed the moment for the lovebirds and they go back to their business so I can't even watch that anymore

Laaaaaame.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:04 am**

Alzam wrote:>be a ghost watching some hot as hell man on man erp in the captains office for like 10mins
>suddenly find my camera ripped from the titillating display and into tool storage, an explosion goes off and I have no idea what happened
>say "what" in ghost chat and notice my name is now Blob Overmind (707)
>level 5 biohazard, etc
>when I spawned in assistant storage my initial growth hit a fuel tank, exploding it and killing me instantly
>it happened so fast I didn't even see my blob core sprite
>the like three non braindead crewman have no idea what the fuck
>it killed the moment for the lovebirds and they go back to their business so I can't even watch that anymore

Laaaaaame.

If it's any consolation, we didn't finish after picking it back up.

Spoiler:

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:05 am**

Alzam wrote:>be a ghost watching some hot as hell man on man erp in the captains office for like 10mins
>suddenly find my camera ripped from the titillating display and into tool storage, an explosion goes off and I have no idea what happened
>say "what" in ghost chat and notice my name is now Blob Overmind (707)
>level 5 biohazard, etc
>when I spawned in assistant storage my initial growth hit a fuel tank, exploding it and killing me instantly
>it happened so fast I didn't even see my blob core sprite
>the like three non braindead crewman have no idea what the fuck
>it killed the moment for the lovebirds and they go back to their business so I can't even watch that anymore

Was this on Boxstation(Sybil) or Metastation(Artyom), either way the blob spawns should not be placed next to fuel tanks by default. If so I'll move them.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:11 am**

Alzam wrote:>be a ghost watching some hot as hell man on man erp in the captains office for like 10mins
>suddenly find my camera ripped from the titillating display and into tool storage, an explosion goes off and I have no idea what happened
>say "what" in ghost chat and notice my name is now Blob Overmind (707)
>level 5 biohazard, etc
>when I spawned in assistant storage my initial growth hit a fuel tank, exploding it and killing me instantly
>it happened so fast I didn't even see my blob core sprite
>the like three non braindead crewman have no idea what the fuck
>it killed the moment for the lovebirds and they go back to their business so I can't even watch that anymore

Laaaaaame.

i actually had to shower to get ready for work
im still getting ready for work but yea w/e

Spoiler:

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:00 pm**

Steelpoint wrote: Was this on Boxstation(Sybil) or Metastation(Artyom), either way the blob spawns should not be placed next to fuel tanks by default. If so I'll move them.

It was Metatstation.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:16 pm**

Alzam wrote:
Steelpoint wrote: Was this on Boxstation(Sybil) or Metastation(Artyom), either way the blob spawns should not be placed next to fuel tanks by default. If so I'll move them.
It was Metatstation.

Ha, aw jeez.

I just took a look at the blob spawns on Metastation, the one in question is literally right on top of a wielding tank.

That's not right at all, I'll remove the blob spawn when I get a chance.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:43 pm**

>Engi traitor
>Kill Juan Solo, the Janitor, escape alive
>Go to figure out door wires in bathroom, a wild bloody-handed scientist appears with a body!
>Run from scientist, cryo/mute stung, changeling
>Steal all-access
>Called in to court for the changeling
>Arrested for all-access after trial, let go
>Get my all-access and PDA back, replace actual PDA on desk with dummy PDA
>See my target running around
>Chase him
>Lose him, shuttle about to leave
>In the airlock and shuttle leaves
>Suicide
>Target welded himself into a pod

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2014 10:36 am**

>Be a nuke op
>We all lay out a nice plan, distribute items, discover odd stuff (PAIs get attacked by turrets/Cayenne, who would have thunk), laugh at the guy who accidentally spiked the whiskey with cyanide
>Suit up, wait for one of the ops to blow up telecomms
>RADIATION STORM DETECTED
>The ship's rad-proof, right?
>NOPE
>Everyone takes large amount of rad damage
>Only 30 units of anti toxins
>Cooked donk pockets have tricord, so everything's fine
>Op blows up tcomms, but not completely. Somehow makes only half of it show up as a garbled mess
>Whatever, we've got a ton of viscerator grenades
>Fly into space
>Flying towards engineering
>Everything stops
>Wait 4 seconds
>ZAP
>Flung off the z-level along with 3 other ops, lose my backpack in the process
>End up at the mining station
>4-7 second ping
>Internet just gives up and dies
>Have to go downstairs to restart the router
>Doesn't work, restart again
>Finally back in the game, 2 minutes until shuttle leaves
>Still lagging
>Manage to make it to the station with an emag
>Shuttle leaves, nobody responds on radio
>Find an op just chilling with the nuke
>Round ends
>Guy with the disk didn't even see any nuke ops

wow thanks a lot time warner

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:07 pm**

ExplosiveCrate wrote:>RADIATION STORM DETECTED
>The ship's rad-proof, right?
>NOPE
>Everyone takes large amount of rad damage

You should probably make a bug report about that.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:35 am**

IcePacks wrote:>latejoin
>ur da trettir go get me a cappy lazer pewpew kthx
>everyone thinks it's nuke; armed to the teeth
>catch captain romanov alone
>
Tzargav Romanov whispers in their final breath, "The risk ... I took was calculated. But man. ... AM I BAD AT MATH..."
Tzargav Romanov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>nod understandingly at his corpse
>rig it to blow so he can't rat me out and plot a plan for extraction
>scoot on down to fitness pods
>fuzzle, a carp, and some other jerk are in it
>i don't want to share the pod with these chodes
>tase the closest one in; shoot fuzzle twice with my revolver
>attempt to unload the revolver's remaining three bullets on the guy prone on the floor under me
>click him
>shoot myself, fatally
>die

thanks coders

pax that was a really good story to read high and i want you to know

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:38 am**

IcePacks wrote:>latejoin
>ur da trettir go get me a cappy lazer pewpew kthx
>everyone thinks it's nuke; armed to the teeth
>catch captain romanov alone
>
Tzargav Romanov whispers in their final breath, "The risk ... I took was calculated. But man. ... AM I BAD AT MATH..."
Tzargav Romanov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>nod understandingly at his corpse
>rig it to blow so he can't rat me out and plot a plan for extraction
>scoot on down to fitness pods
>fuzzle, a carp, and some other jerk are in it
>i don't want to share the pod with these chodes
>tase the closest one in; shoot fuzzle twice with my revolver
>attempt to unload the revolver's remaining three bullets on the guy prone on the floor under me
>click him
>shoot myself, fatally
>die

thanks coders

holy shit i snorted
whoever coded this doesnt even deserve blame, this is obviously a feature

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:31 am**

420goslingboy69 wrote:
IcePacks wrote:>latejoin
>ur da trettir go get me a cappy lazer pewpew kthx
>everyone thinks it's nuke; armed to the teeth
>catch captain romanov alone
>
Tzargav Romanov whispers in their final breath, "The risk ... I took was calculated. But man. ... AM I BAD AT MATH..."
Tzargav Romanov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>nod understandingly at his corpse
>rig it to blow so he can't rat me out and plot a plan for extraction
>scoot on down to fitness pods
>fuzzle, a carp, and some other jerk are in it
>i don't want to share the pod with these chodes
>tase the closest one in; shoot fuzzle twice with my revolver
>attempt to unload the revolver's remaining three bullets on the guy prone on the floor under me
>click him
>shoot myself, fatally
>die

thanks coders
pax that was a really good story to read high and i want you to know

you really really don't need to act like a cool kid by proclaiming you're high every time you are

fuck

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:25 am**

This is a non-/tg/ story, to preface this.
>Start off as Head of Personnel, August Finster
>Traitor! Assassinate the Captain!
>Captain roleplays as an extremely old man, says he's bedridden and sick
>Has us hold a staff meeting around his bed as the CMO treats his imaginary disease (fatal but slow acting)
>Through wheezes and coughs explains that I'll be leading the charge while he commands in between naps
>I dismiss the heads except for the RD, who slipped some keywords during our meeting
>Agree to kill the other heads so long as he provides me an AI upload
>Work the good old Finster charm on each character, have a lowlit dinner with each before shooting them with my revolver
>Have the bodies dumped by some assistants whom I pay, and get the upload
>Standard insurance lawset, hail Finster, only do this simply to have the AI under my control
>Invite the RD for wine and victory steak, stab him with my parapen as we clink glasses
>The Captain, who was getting worse without his Medical aid, becones me in
>Wash up and attend his bedside, after saving some rounds for him
>"August...the time has come...come closer...."
>lean in
>"Closer...."
>lean in
>"August...I...thought you were smarter..."
>He rises and stabs me with a parapen
>Walks into the bathroom, walks out bald and in a new Cencom Uniform
>Cuffs me and explains as I wake how he's an undercover Centcom agent investigating my corruption
>Pieces together my murders
>Suddenly both eaten by Singulo
My only regret was not being able to finish the fucking round, it was 10/10 to that point.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:44 am**

Braindude wrote:
420goslingboy69 wrote:
IcePacks wrote:>latejoin
>ur da trettir go get me a cappy lazer pewpew kthx
>everyone thinks it's nuke; armed to the teeth
>catch captain romanov alone
>
Tzargav Romanov whispers in their final breath, "The risk ... I took was calculated. But man. ... AM I BAD AT MATH..."
Tzargav Romanov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>nod understandingly at his corpse
>rig it to blow so he can't rat me out and plot a plan for extraction
>scoot on down to fitness pods
>fuzzle, a carp, and some other jerk are in it
>i don't want to share the pod with these chodes
>tase the closest one in; shoot fuzzle twice with my revolver
>attempt to unload the revolver's remaining three bullets on the guy prone on the floor under me
>click him
>shoot myself, fatally
>die

thanks coders
pax that was a really good story to read high and i want you to know
you really really don't need to act like a cool kid by proclaiming you're high every time you are

fuck

fuck off faggot. i was genuinely interested in packs knowing it, because his personality permeates out of what he types and its great

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:20 pm**

fuck the haters 420 420 420

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:02 pm**

Lovecraft wrote:This is a non-/tg/ story, to preface this.
>Start off as Head of Personnel, August Finster
>Traitor! Assassinate the Captain!
>Captain roleplays as an extremely old man, says he's bedridden and sick
>Has us hold a staff meeting around his bed as the CMO treats his imaginary disease (fatal but slow acting)
>Through wheezes and coughs explains that I'll be leading the charge while he commands in between naps
>I dismiss the heads except for the RD, who slipped some keywords during our meeting
>Agree to kill the other heads so long as he provides me an AI upload
>Work the good old Finster charm on each character, have a lowlit dinner with each before shooting them with my revolver
>Have the bodies dumped by some assistants whom I pay, and get the upload
>Standard insurance lawset, hail Finster, only do this simply to have the AI under my control
>Invite the RD for wine and victory steak, stab him with my parapen as we clink glasses
>The Captain, who was getting worse without his Medical aid, becones me in
>Wash up and attend his bedside, after saving some rounds for him
>"August...the time has come...come closer...."
>lean in
>"Closer...."
>lean in
>"August...I...thought you were smarter..."
>He rises and stabs me with a parapen
>Walks into the bathroom, walks out bald and in a new Cencom Uniform
>Cuffs me and explains as I wake how he's an undercover Centcom agent investigating my corruption
>Pieces together my murders
>Suddenly both eaten by Singulo
My only regret was not being able to finish the fucking round, it was 10/10 to that point.

what that actually happens on bay amazing.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:04 pm**

I actually for the life of me can't remember which server that was on.
Might've been Bay.

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