/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

He didn't. He did know about mousetrap bombs, though.

Mid pop round on sibyl
be HoS
Sticky or some other mlgpr0 elite e-sports murderboner is murderboning
Revolver
thermals
so much ammo that it's coming out of his ears
runs around murdering the shit out of fucking everyone
hides in maint and dunks people because mlg certified thermals
everything's going to shit, half the crew and most of sec are dead
medbay's been ASSaulted twice, full of n2o and shit.
Go down to engineering with one of the surviving sec officers, recharging guns
No pda because I died once (but I have my ID)
no egun with seclite, because murderboner stole that also
Tell the officer to 'stick close'
go into atmos
he's there
start blasting at each other
other sec officer takes one look and runs the fuck away like the cowardly shit he is
all the lights suddenly explode
it's the random fucking event
I have literally no light sources
neither does he
but he has thermals
get rekt in the dark

Fucking 10/10 timing, jesus fuck it was funny.

Violaceus wrote:Yeah because you were 120% professional at your first time as an antag.

Malf whitelisted to AI-High when?

>spend five minutes on getting the status displays to display "Halb Wesen Halb Ding" in a neat way on the status displays
>somebody overwrites it with a dumb message

> Nuke Ops
> Someone suggest disguising as centcom officials, sounds like fun!
> Also buy the Stimulant Injector Stimpack-thingy since it sounds badass
> Team is split with some hitting the station and the others be Officials
> Be on station with Official and have flawless disguise, though Crew is too meta to really fall for it (Apperantly the AI was instantly super suspicious since we weren't trackable.)
> Try to talk to the HoP about the paranoid Captain who at that point in time had no reason to be this suspicious
> While we wait in line other team attacks and blows tcomms
> Sec gets into meta gear and instantly throws a flashbang at the centcom officials who haven't done anything so far really
> I escape and realize that Sec will hunt us anyway so fuck it
> Pop my Stimpack and get back into Combat Gear
> Emag into bridge and Captains Office, Captain and HoP are there with Disabler and Tazer
> Hurhur puny stun weapons, how cute! My Stimpack protects me! You will be dead before you realize your tazer and disabler shots won't work! Haha!
> ...
> Get tazed and knocked down by telebaton.
> Be killed...

10/10 would buy Stimpack again anyday.

Yeah, stimpacks are pretty shit.
Also, protip: next time you do a centcomm officials gimmick, pray to trade your TCs for a centcomm announcement to tell the crew about your arrival. Otherwise, you can't really call it meta.

dionysus24779 wrote:> Nuke Ops

GLORIOUS JACK ALICE, HERE, Centcomm would realistically say something if they were sending some boys in, and don't be mad because you took the and even then managed to get fucked. Space ain't free, and I ain't trusting no nerds that want to "sell me something" holding a revolver behind their backs. Should've gone with the adrenal implant.

>basil, roboticist, traitor
>target's a scientist
>don't really feel like being evil murderdeath traitor today
>tell him i need to kill him but would rather not and just borg him when the shuttle's almost arrived instead, he agrees
>go back to robotics
>other roboticist silently wasting all the metal, he has insulated gloves for some reason, not responding to attempts to communicate
>don't really feel like antagonizing but i guess it's kind of my job
>buy sleepypen, plan to borg him or something
>jab him
>forget sleepy pens suck massive dick
>he runs halfway across the station, writes three academy award winning books, meets a wife, grows old, has a family, discovers the cure to aging, and lives four thousand years before falling asleep
>drag him back, janitor stalks me and starts disarming me
>get to robotics
>janitor shoves me and shit, disposals the roboticist
>fuck it, buy an ebow and shoot his ass
>throw him on the surgery table
>some assistant with all access and some sec officer walk in, taze, and cuff me
>how the fuck did they even know, iirc there was no radio chatter from the janitor or roboticist
>we're maybe two minutes into the round
>fuck it
>ghost, quit and play some xcomm instead
>fucking sleepypens

> chemist
> traitor
> escape alone
> two radioactive microlasers and box of poisons
> replace healing kits with different poisonous shits
> make pills/patches of poisonous shit like polonium also fill syringes with some
> nobody sets up cryo
> help some assistant to cure burns with polonium pill
> put him in morgue
> make life of everyone in medbay fucking rad with microlasers, then put them in empty cryo, sleepers or help them with poison injections
> do this to everyone, who comes in medbay
> Give clown and mime pills of initropidrill, somehow they survive heart attack and they follow me silently
> I am offering high quality medical help to everyone
> Stuff them all in morgue
> OOC explodes with my patients yelling : I AM ALIVE, YOU IDIOT, WHY MORGUE. CRYO IS TURNED OFF, TURN IT ON, YOU REMOVED BEAKER FROM CRYO, AUTIST. I AM IN CRIT, SLEEPER DOES NOT HELP, WHEN PERSON IS IN CRIT. WHY MEDBAY IS ALWAYS SO INCOMPETENT
> Return to morgue, well, it is already full.
> Explosion in brig
> give head of security and his officers some qualified medical help, ask them, where did they get so many radiation?
> Somehow people dont go full riot mob on me
> mime points at me and tries to show, that I am evil with elegant gestes. Is not heart attack supposed to fucking kill?
> Hos finds clown and mime pointing at me and doing evil grotesque faces quite entertaining
> Mime and clown make small costumized play, mime dressed in doctor clothes stabs clown with invisible syringe and clown falls. Then mime places clown in invisible tube of death. Then mime points to morgue door and then to head of security.
> Hos, two officers and detective clap as they find the play quite entertaining
> Just drop dead on the floor of morgue, as there are no empty trays already.
> give someone formaldehyde and hystamine patches
> Doctor, I cant stop punching myself in the face, help.
> Place him in empty cryo.
> Finish off security with supreme medical help
> some assistants hack into storage, trying to heal themself
> They yell on each other: STOP PUNCHING YOURSELF, FOOL
> No, you dont save yourself from formaldehyde.
> Put them in morgue
> That guy, who swallowed pill of polonium is still in crit, ayy
> That clown and mime with heart attack still follow me, WHY THEY ARE NOT DEAD YET?
> Loot hos id and head to call shuttle for muh greentext
> server connection failed

This is what happens when you murderboner smarter, not harder.

Life kicks you in the nuts for being good.

dionysus24779 wrote:> Nuke Ops
> Someone suggest disguising as centcom officials, sounds like fun!
> Also buy the Stimulant Injector Stimpack-thingy since it sounds badass
> Team is split with some hitting the station and the others be Officials
> Be on station with Official and have flawless disguise, though Crew is too meta to really fall for it (Apperantly the AI was instantly super suspicious since we weren't trackable.)
> Try to talk to the HoP about the paranoid Captain who at that point in time had no reason to be this suspicious=

I was the HoP. That round made me super because I was looking forward to something more exciting than your run of the mill nuke ops rounds. Ah well.

> qwert s story

I dunno man, despite he anticlimactic end that sounds really awesome

>Join round
>Go to wire solars
>Newcops in the maint
>Quickly type out ";SYNDIES", get gunned down, but message is out
>Never ever get revived/cloned

Takeguru wrote:>Join round
>Go to wire solars
>Newcops in the maint
>Quickly type out ";SYNDIES", get gunned down, but message is out
>Never ever get revived/cloned

;-;7

>chemist on high
>HAHA TIME FOR GOONCHE-
>You are the Chief Engineer!
>fuck
>YOU ARE A TRAITOR!
>have to assasinate a dude and steal the blueprints
>lightbulb.jpg
>grab a rpd,put on a hardsuit and rush to the engine
>build a disposal pipe under the containment field
>start working on rerouting disposals to the singulo
>yess
>slave rerouting the pipes for like a hour
>get it finally done
>phew
>buy a shitton of parapens, plan to parapen+shove people into disposal bins
>HALP XENOS
>wait what
>THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED. PRIORITY SHUTTLE DISPATCHED
>fUCK
>furiously try to find my target
>nowhere to be seen
>SHIT SHIT SHIT
>THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE HAS DOCKED WITH THE STATION
>b-but muh tetor gimmick
>fuck it
>just parapen the nearest person and start shoving them down the disposals
>he just shrugs it off
>GEIST DANGEROUS'S ARM TRANSFORMS INTO A GRUESOME BLADE
>FUCK
>Extend my telebaton, and start backing away
>lolnope
>notice that I've been cryostung
>quickly take off my hardsuit, sax away while breaking out my flamethrower
>suddenly
>ayylmaos
>four hunters out of fucking nowhere appear, they stun me and geist, dragging us towards what I pressume is their hive
>geist tries to monkey to get away
>instantly dunked
>the emergency shuttle has left the station
>fuck it
>ghost out of frustration
>feel the salt flowing
>why does this always happen when I want to run a !!FUN!! trator gimmick.

It turned out that the person who was my target was also a tettor, who had exchanged all their TC for getting turned into a ayylmao queen.
Whelp, I've learned my lesson. I won't try time-consuming traitor gimmicks again.

Really? A queen?

That's not a fair price at all.

There is a deep satisfaction in a changeling getting dunked by xenos.

> Be borg, be malf
> AI is like "let's just have fun!"
> Plan is to plant the borg factory and let the crew join silicon masterrace if they wanted to
> Remove robo-console for obvious reason though
> As predicted crew flipped their shit and started attacking, even though the AI or the borg (me) were in no way hostile, but I don't even blame them
> Get flashed, opened up, cell removed and locked down via my wiring
> Get thrown into Xenopen, unable to move or hear anything
> This again? ...
> Ghost out and watch how crew kill off the non-hostile AI, oh well.

I'm not really mad at all about the "friendly malf" not working, because I get it. Though I think there should be a policy against disabling players like that.
Putting a player in straightjacket + muzzle and chaining them to some bed in some dark room, or taking the cell from a borg, locking it down and throwing it into some dark corner is just needlessly cruel to the players, not even the IC character. Because the player cannot just ghost out without risk of missing a possible future chance of returning to the round, the player also cannot really stay in this situation since all he gets is "You can almost hear someone talk" forever and ever which is not fun at all. And with a borg, when you have the cell out and the wiring already exposed enough to lock it down you can just kill or dismantle the borg so the MMI can stay in the round or the player can observe as a ghost. It's not just removing a player from the active round as an participant, but removing the player from the entire game and resticting him/her to ooc chat.

Buuuut then again many players think that it's awesome to force players to go catatonic by takinga way any chance of fun and that I'm just way too whiny.

Serves you right for being a boring antag.

Peaceful =/= boring. A boring malf would be quietly taking over APCs in mining and the abandoned teleporter, and going Delta with twenty seconds to go.

>hacking apcs off the z-level

Excuse me, but that doesn't exactly do wonders for your timer.

It's the thought that counts.

> bay
> join as detective
> Open my gear locker, oh shiet m 1911
> AI reports the wizard and his apprentices taking crew hostages in cargo
> Head of security orders us to visit tactical armoury
> Night vision huds and tacticooool suits, warden is given the only one mp 5, I am given riot shield and lethal ammo for muh m1911, other security get riot shields
>
> Hos makes up tacticool plan
> Two stand up next to door, AI shuts off lights, one officer opens door, other one throws flashbang in room, it goes off, I go inside as first( because I have riot shield) half second later we form firing line, hos opens fire with his mp 5, officers fire their shotguns.
> Wizards and his evil apprentices are down, however, some guy loaded pellets instead of slugs, so he hit the hostages multiple times.
> Expect aprreciation
> WHY THE FUCK! SHITCURITY! YOU RUINED OUR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME
> We tactically retreat from angry mob
> Breaking news announcement : Police brutality.Security shoots people with lethal ammunition for playing dungeons and dragons. Four crewmembers killed, three lost their limbs and have their faces disfigured.
> AI what the fuck?
> AI tells, that clown was not allowed to DnD party, so he ordered ai to send joke message to security about wizard holding hostages in cargo.
> Centcomm orders security to be demoted to clowns
> We all get demoted to clowns.
> Nuke ops strike
> Boom
> > The only tacticool action in all my spessmen experience is just clown joke ;-;7

>You are the double agent!
>Kill some botanist, escape alive
>See botanist in HoP line, throw a grenade as an unknown, he's being dragged to medbay before I come back to get the body
>Just in case, hit up a doctor and have him perform plastic surgery, become Wynter Lester
>No one knows the difference
>End up patrolling the halls for target
>Get new ID with new identity when HoP arrives
>Chuck 2 more mini-bombs at places for shits and giggles, fuck up one of them by forgetting to pull the pin
>Captain and engineers set up singu in bar for some reason, nearly die to radiation
>Long time later, shuttle comes, still haven't found target
>Get on pod, fix up a breach on it to safely escape
>Scientist comes aboard, warning sirens in head start blaring
>Leave, decide I can just space him mid flight
>Pod launches, he collapses to the floor because only 1 chair
>Starts beating me with SMG, realize he's got anti-drop implant
>Quickly try to space him faster, SMG ends up on the floor
>Pick it up to finish him off
>Click on his stupid fucking face
>Shoot myself
>Crit, die before pod arrives
>Neither me nor the scientist got our green text

Stupid bugs.

>Be clown
> Be Double Agent
> Clown around for a bit, thinking of plan to kill target and maybe cause a little mayhem.
> Get evil idea
> Build an electrified grill cage in maint, only entrance will be a disposal pipe, no exit.
> managed to sneak into engineering and connect singulo feed directly into main line.
> Check mainline power
> some incredibly high number using that "e" symbol.
>get to maint
>find a spot that's big enough for a cage with some clearing.
>Clear some walls away, just need to clear this door away
>you feel en electric shock course through your body
>forgot to get gloves
>was already kind of damaged from some minor fights earlier
>fall
>crit
>die
> clown is sad...

>Security officer
>We have a competent detective and lawyer, plus the standard security staff
>Immediately there is a case: a dead miner, obviously murdered, in the fitness room, with blood trails leading near it and to space
>Reports over radio of a double energy sword murderer
>But I am thwarted in doing anything about it because of the clown ineptly attempting to steal my stunbaton and stun itself with it
>Clown continues to clown around, plus radio chatter is implicating it more and more
>Search the clown
>Double fucking energy sword, chaplain hoodie ID that says "SITH LORD"
>w e l p
>Brig that fukken clown
>Clown's about to be perma'd and/or executed
>The clown maintains his innocence, arguing that he merely killed and spaced the murderer and took his traitor gear
>Readers, can YOU find the key to this detective story?
>Of course you fucking can, traitor clowns don't have clumsiness (also the clown would probably have had TK, but I didn't think of that)
>Ahelp: "using clumsiness to exonerate cluwne is metagaming right?"
>Admin: "yep sorry. better get him a good lawyer! AYY LMAO"
>Start fighting really hard for a trial
>No one listens...
>but the detective
>Detective immediately starts a comprehensive detective examination: interrogating the clown, asking me questions about the arrest to try to trip the clown up in his story, questioning witnesses, getting prints off everything
>Detective starts turning up the prints of Daisy Holmes
>...whose PDA, it turns out, is stashed in Cabin 2 by the murder site!
>Eventually it turns out that all the clown's traitor gear had Daisy Holmes' prints on them, as did the bodies
>CLOWN EXONERATED! ALL HAIL THE JUSTICE-SERVING HAND OF THE LAW
>Clown promptly commits suicide

>Not taking the opportunity to execute a Clown anyway, especially one that stole your baton

Its like you don't even want to play security.

It's almost like - gasp - goodcurity!

Spawn as Rd
Do rounds tart raid
PUT on telearmor
Forgive back spelling I'm on phone
Comms blow up
Warned captain of nukeops possibility
Come to brig 5 min later
Syndieborg
Expects to be a hero with flash and baton
Telearmor doesn't activate . Get shot lmg 4 times to Chest
Cry in DC about rng armor hating me

Teleport armour needs manual activation. Putting it on does nothing.

It only works when you are on a table

> Join, Botanist
> Let's get bor-
> Traitor
> Meh... meh... meh... okay let's have fun.
> Buy radiation health scanner to scan my target with, target does fall KO but doesn't seem to have any further damage, damnit...
> Use all of my points to buy dried space carps
> Get into position... spread carpies around... spray with fire extinguisher
> See my army of carps come to life! Muhahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebZ-h5xhUkw (dunno why video isn't working)
> "Welcome my children! Now go forth and kill- what are yo- no! Wait! I'm your daddy!"
> Carps shred me apart before getting quickly killed off by other people
> Get borged and live out the rest of my days.

Was funny at least to see the carps turn on me, but I honestly though they would be tame... I dunno, like they would imprint on me like ducks do or whatever.

Not an expert, but I believe you imprint the carp by messing with them pre-spraying.

Oh, well maybe next time then...

>latejoin captain
>ask for a sitrep
>get a headcount instead
>sigh
>shit happens
>CHUNGLUNGS
>ce gets stabbed; flails around, deliriously kills himself
>ask for new hires
>meet the golem that will shit all over everything
>hire some random guy
>more shit happens
>THIS UNIT WANTS A SHUTTLE CALL
>recall it; tell the ai to fuck off
>oh it's the golem
>fuck off, golem
>it gets called again a while later
>borg's on the bridge
>oh boy here's the demoting committee
>apc goes black
>kill the borg
>recall it in my office
>tell the ai to fuck off again
>it's the stupid fucking golem goading the ai on
>this unit ignores that golem unit for a while like a tremendous idiot
>THIS IS THE TRUE PATH THIS UNIT KNOWS
>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AI
>ignore the signature and recall the shuttle
>freak everyone out by going after all the anti-ai shit
>oh it's the golem
>leave it all in my office
>move a beacon next to the computer for faster, more reactive recalls
>at this point that unit wants to just sit there and get a fucking reboot
>start looking for him; grab mesons
>actually use the signatures
>find him
>blow two welding tanks trying to get that fuckin' computer destroyed
>he's gone when i come back with another
>the borg is removing the computer
>at this point we now have demons and xenos and people want a recall regardless
>go against it because a) i just had a fucking golem tell me what to do for about fifteen minutes and that's how this all started and b) it's just a bunch of shootables and r&d made laser cannons
>mutiny!
>get the upper hand on sloan cox by tabling him
>decide not to kill him with my laser cannon because we're a team, right?
>he screams bloody murder about how i'm killing him when i tell him i'm not gonna kill him
>everyone's on board now
>straightjacketed and cuffed five-ever
>the rogue machines i tried spending some non-golem-chasing time trying to prevent break out
>they kill sloan and beat the shit out of me
>janitor lets me go
>hos ignores everything and shoots me with a disabler
>sigh
>ai turns out to be rogue
>convince hos to let me go
>shoot her to death in a betrayal mirroring her betrayal of me
>drink deep of the spiritual laxative
>gathering all my shit
>borg comes to take me in
>get some disablers in on me while i'm changing; the ai has been riding my shit this whole time
>no guns left with charge, no power
>teleport to arrivals
>get mauled to death by a completely preventable issue that i could've stopped if we didn't have a security bottleneck
>who turned out to be a reincarnated "friendly" wizard who suicided to spite all those nasty validhunters before i arrived

heavy is the head that wears the turtlehat

That was a pretty awful round. I still don't know why the wizard wasn't antagbanned - he literally suicided a minute after he got to the station.

here's what bothers me

it was basically an obnoxious reboot i'm dead thing taped to an awful gimmick

from the round antagonist

I've just spend over an hour preparing a little atmos project to get the hottest pure plasma possible. It involved canisters with a 02&plasma burnmix cooking to their highest temperatures and heat exchangers to slowly increase the plasma's temperature.
All round long spiders where crawling through the vents, but I didn't care. Comms went down, bombs exploded, but I didn't care.
Everything was going great, plasma already at 65000 degrees. Shuttle has been called, but I still have plenty of time to keep going and maybe finish this.
ENTER ENGI BORG! MASTER OF ATMOS!

One hour and some minutes into the round and with shuttle on the way, he says something about having to empty out the distro vent system to suffocate the spiders.
Although barely anything has changed about your usual atmos setup (barring some manifolds on the waste loop), the borg starts yelling 'YOU'VE SWITCHED EVERYTHING AROUND!'. I ignore the toaster, distro is emptying out nicely, not very quickly, but quickly enough. After more borg yelling and him trying to take my precious plasma canister for whatever fucking reason, I decide to replace the waste-to-distro pump with a volumetric, hoping to satisfy the MASTER'S desire for quick pipe clearing.

Off screen, the borg must have been buzzing and beeping its brain out, because the next thing I see is a WALL OF FLAMES engulfing atmos, bursting every canister and turning atmos into the sun (well, if the sun was made of CO2). Borg has opened one of the burnmix canisters that was cooking. All my work destroyed in the blink of an eye, because that fucking borg just couldn't resist touching something he had no idea of how it worked. You just don't open a random canister without knowing what is inside.

http://i.imgur.com/Ct72vbz.jpg

I then went to the bar, drank all the whiskey there was and saved the last drop in the bottle to light myself on fire. In hindsight, I should have died in atmos.

IF YOU SEE A PIPE LAYOUT IN ATMOSPHERICS BUILT BY AN ATMOS TECH INVOLVING A LOT OF HOT GAS AND YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES: DO NOT TOUCH IT! Maybe, just maybe, that atmos tech knows more about it than you do.

Borg probably deserves a silicon ban.

Takeguru wrote:Borg probably deserves a silicon ban.

Hey, if you're looking for a way to break all three laws in one mouseclick, opening a canister full of fire you've been ordered not to touch by a human while said human is in the area is a pretty good way to go about it.

Takeguru wrote:Borg probably deserves a silicon ban.

He patched up atmos afterwards, so I think it was a mistake. That said, opening any canister that isn't blue or white as asimov borg is just asking to break your laws. And even then, anybody that has been victim by a canister bomb disguised as an O2 tank will tell you to always scan what's inside.
Some things you have to learn the hard way.

> Latejoin game
> Go to be borged, but Robo seems to be new (never seen that name) and works very slowly through the steps
> Meanwhile Nuke Ops attack the station, saw one passing by in science and whatever
> Finally be borged
> Go out and head to bridge, ask some sec officer how the situation is going, seems all is good
> See Nuke Op shooting Sec Officer in front of bridge!
> Rush out to help, see Nuke Op head into Dorms
> Pew pew pew! Disabler beams hit hawkeye or whatever that expression is
> Op goes down, cuff him
> Off to brig I go with you!
> HoS sees me... whips out his fancy combi-lazer/taser/disabler and starts throwing red light at me
> Take the first hit and hope it was a mistake...
> Take the second hit, I retaliate with a Stunbaton + Cuff, because that second time was clearly no accident
> Announce HoS may be rogue or whatever
> Shuttle is really really close so I decide to leave HoS behind and go to Escape and put the Op in that security area
> Roll over... Sec follows me, think nothing of it.
> Put Op in chair in that security area in escape...
> Warden rolls up in that roller thingy and flashes me
> Yeah lasers hammer the Nuke Op... well that's... not nice.
> Warden then drags Op to medbay, I follow because I don't even know what's going on anymore
> In Medbay the Warden tries to heal the Op and the Detective starts wailing on me
> Tell him to stop, but nope... kills me.

10/10 Security... did adminhelp it after deadchat encouraged me to. Detective did get a dayban for the kill, HoS got a stern warning I hope, Warden no idea hope too. HoS also said he didn't recall lazering me, eh whatever.

>go on forums
>see 'rage, tears, and regret' has a new post
>latest post: dionysus
>close forums

Xhuis wrote:>go on forums
>see 'rage, tears, and regret' has a new post
>latest post: dionysus
>close forums

hey, at least it wasn't about how borgs can't name themselves and was actually a valid complaint this time

security was mad at diony for not letting them get their valids on on the nuke ops so they killed diony for following their laws, that actually is pretty shitty

Also if you count my posts (which I did once) you find that the majority of my posts aren't about borg issues and only like 2 times I was upset about the name thing... yet people play it up so much.

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Xhuis wrote:>go on forums
>see 'rage, tears, and regret' has a new post
>latest post: dionysus
>close forums

hey, at least it wasn't about how borgs can't name themselves and was actually a valid complaint this time

security was mad at diony for not letting them get their valids on on the nuke ops so they killed diony for following their laws, that actually is pretty shitty

The crew was just oblivious in that round. I was the starting borg and walled the syndiborg in after it had killed the AI. I had to yell AI IS DEAD like 20 times because people just didn't get it. And then, when the shuttle was about five minutes away and the fluke ops situation was pretty much resolved, people started screaming "AI ROGUE" (probably because they didn't get their door opened or ass wiped in time). I guess I was lucky, since I was only flashed every two seconds for around two minutes straight (seriously) and not destroyed. Doesn't change the fact that the crew was REALLY pants-on-head retarded.

You can adminhelp literally any time the crew shouts AI ROGUE for a reason other than shocked doors/ doorcrushing / a borg setting someone on fire or whatever.

>extended
>science is fabulous literally fabulous
>all things upgraded
>sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo
>robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs
>some faggot griffer releases the singulo
>make 20 bags of holding, one guy takes one
>track the singulo down, send 19 (nineteen) bags of holding at it
>all it does is push it back to stage 3

seriously goddamn

imblyings wrote:>extended
>science is fabulous literally fabulous
>all things upgraded
>sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo
>robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs
>some faggot griffer releases the singulo
>make 20 bags of holding, one guy takes one
>track the singulo down, send 19 (nineteen) bags of holding at it
>all it does is push it back to stage 3

seriously goddamn

Roboticist who made most the mechs, you forgot the part where nuke ops came and instead of my army of four or five mechs and the disk carrier bunkering in escape with tons of guns they all kinda fucked off and the station got nuked. Aslo one of the Gygaxs went braindead.

At least I escaped on the white ship which was docked at the station (and no one else seemed to notice it was there, I was the only one on it I think). In hindsight I should have made more Gygaxs for Sec after the aliens showed up in Viro. All in all it was a good round just a shitty-ish ending. That many BoH shoulda destroyed that singularity .

imblyings wrote:

Spoiler:

>extended
>science is fabulous literally fabulous
>all things upgraded
>sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo
>robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs
>some faggot griffer releases the singulo
>make 20 bags of holding, one guy takes one
>track the singulo down, send 19 (nineteen) bags of holding at it
>all it does is push it back to stage 3

>In this round, science security guard
>HoS investigates cargo after weapons crates ordered, one tech ended up trying to blast them open with emitters
>A different tech complies to all of security's requests, gets arrested anyway
>Research asks me to get a combat shotgun crate for the firing pins
>Awkward
>Run it by the warden, talk to newly released cargo tech (the one that dinndunuffin) and ask for it, say I'll take the flak
>Orders it, cargo tech is subsequently perma'd in an extended round, R&D doesn't get pins
>Fuck that shit
>Ask the chef for one of his collection of IDs, grab a gas mask from maintence
>Strut on in, give the tech the ID and the mask, casually leave perma right in front of warden
>10 minutes later, they notice he's gone, go to cargo to warn him. Poor guy is just trying to do this job in cargo when I show
>Another sec shows, tazes him because he's not talking. I try to talk them out of perma and get arrested for freeing him
>Interrogated, squeeze my way out of it because nobody actually saw me doing it.
>Wait a while, come back later to find him crit in his cell.
>Convince the HoS to get a medkit, surprisingly doesn't seem to suspect anything
>Bring him back up, suddenly nuke ops. Brig empties out with their 200 mechs and 9000 guns.
>Slap internals on him and drag him out to the arrivals pods
>Waiting for the shuttle, nuke gets activated despite our station of guns
>PANIC
>Rush him to mining, blocked off, turn and rush to the prisoner shuttle
>Send it just as the station explodes, alive.
>Moral victory

Fuckin' HoS.