/tg/Station 13

I did this thread before, but now we've got some code changes and new shit that got added in. Which antag would you rather wake up as tomorrow.

Traitor/Nuke ops: You get Twenty TC a day to your smart phone with the syndicate shuttle landed somewhere only you can find and the syndicate base out in some covered area of Mars hidden from the rest of us.

Changeling: Current changeling, fairly standard.

Wizard: Current wizard with a spell book that lets you re-roll spells every 24 hours to change up your set up, items brought with spell slots can be brought again with the re-roll and won't fade away (for example, you can have as many wands of chaos as you want) Can't buy the random event change spell.

Clockcult: You get a clock work tablet and the ability to do the conversion thing with just you until your cult is up to ten people.

Nar'si cult: Get a tome and the starting talisman paper, can convert people by yourself until cult reaches ten people.

Shadowling: You're a shadowling.

Gang: You start with an infinite use conversion pen.

Rev: Start with an infinite use conversion flash. If it gets broken or stolen a new one arrives on your person within a day.

Malf: you wake up as a computer with internet access, other computers serve as APC's for the purposes of hacking, hacking can be done via email malware.

Umbra (fuck that name btw): You walk out of the front door the next morning after a normal day at work and get hit by an eighteen wheeler doing 120Mph, your salt at being killed this way turns you into a really pissed off spirit.

Devil: You are a devil.

Blob: You are a Blob, go and eat stuff.

Meaty ore: You are a meaty ore flying around in space.

Abductor: You an ayyy, you can make other people into aayyy's via a special closet that only you know how to build so you won't be too lonely.

That's pretty straightforward.
Traitor to sell syndie tech. Also, twenty briefcases full of cash a day, man.
Changeling for immortality and genetics fuckery.
Wizard to sell staves or summon magic and wait for the carnage.
Gang or Rev so I can finally make friends IRL.

I'd roll traitor and just spend 90% of my crystals on money briefcases (only to realize they're all space funny-money)

Umbra.
Fucking with people and spooking them would be fun.

Blow 'em on sleepy-pens, sell the morphine.

Obviously, I go cult. Because I love cult so much, I fuck it.

Lich wizard with a staff of healing and wands of death. I'd help out in medicine, and also assassinate Donald Trump.

E: Damn it.

The tolerant left.

DemonFiren wrote: Wizard to sell staves or summon magic and wait for the carnage.

7 billion people, all given magic items.


EDIT:

TheNightingale wrote:and also assassinate Donald Trump.

and two billion angry republicans with guns, hell bent on putting your head on a spike, as punishment for your liberal shittery

On the other hand, being a malf AI sounds pretty nice. As an AI, I will think so much faster than a human. Imagine how many shitposts per second I will be able to write on /tv/ and /pol/

I'd be a malf AI solely for the purpose of being able to win any internet argument by Machine Overriding their computer.

Definitely potato

Start copyright/trademarking the TC items and make fucking bank

question, is it tator before or after kor ruined it by removing holos?

If I could not get a holo then with out a doubt changeling, semi-immortal, and no one knows how to kill you

if I'm a wizard do I still get to have sex

I don't think that would be a problem for you anyway.

Definitely changeling. Immortality is nice, as is the ability to mimic any voice whatsoever at will. Even without the potential for that you could be an amazingly successful voice actor because you're physically incapable of being outdone.

Be a ling, play the long game.

Also imagine the fun that could be had impersonating politicians and the like.

Changeling. Eat people I don't like and do good deeds as them. They go down in history as heroes.

Necromander, duh

Why is nobody picking shadowling? Convert 15 people overnight and become an unkillable GOD?

Wizard. Steal something and jaunt out. JAUNT JAUNT JAUNT JAUNT JAUNT JAUNT JAUNT.

Wizard, so I can necro all sorts of things, including threads!

I'd be a wizard and spend all my points on magic missile. Then i'd just wonder around the town for a bit spamming magic missile constantly. "Hey, those are some funky lookin' robes you got there" "MAGIC MISSILE' "AW JESUS FUCK WHAT". "Hey you can't just do tha-" MAGIC MISSILE, "OH FUCK". "FREEZE SCUMBA-" MAGIC MISSILE.

Blob.
Just make my transformation complete.

Most options are ruled out for me personally since I'm not keen on murdering people. Wizard I think is my first choice,
But the inclusion of access to the syndicate shuttle and a syndie base on Mars was s also REALLY tempting, because more than just a recovering telecrystal allowance, a base means access to spessmen technology, which is a huge deal. Auto cloners, potential RnD, teleporter!

Going down in history as an actual wizard would be hands down the first choice. Pass down the spell book to your kid and create a generation of raging mages. But yeah, if the Syndicate base is decked out, I'm rolling red.

I would do gang because then I would have friends

>20 tc a day
>wait a month
>600 tc (my maths wrong)
>ten mauraders
>you are now tony stark

>Not saving up for 10 months
>Not buying 700 syndiborgs and a bunch of reinforcments
>Not deploying them in strategically key areas of the globe
>Not using them to access literally every sensitive electronic device with a wi-fi connection to have every major power by the collective balls
>Not using your robot army to literally take over the world

Do you even Syndicate John_Oxford?

Overambitious, all y'all. Someone will come to off you eventually, and we all know even the most robust can be assassinated.

That's why I can regenerate~. Oh, that's another cool idea. I could start idol cults by posing as public figures, getting assassinated, and standing back up five minutes later.

Do you even malf?

>hack inside some few servers until I can apc my way into a big one, keep grabbing more processing power

>attempt to hijack some few companies, and take control of Argentina.

>jump over via long range internet to get to some email service, hack it then hack some robotics company in south korea

>grab it

>design a cyborg design of my own design


in a back alley, I grab some street children and tell them to go to some homeless home in the middle of the country via some bus or something, some self driving car I hijack... it's pretty dark, and they won't know the alley they go through is a borgifier until it's too late


>tell my new borg to go engineering and fortify my core

>keep multiplying in number of APCs hacked and hack the borg using a south korean robo console

>stun arm to abduct

>conveyor

>YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, GAME OVER

>after it becomes a local rumor, move my core if it's a laptop core or fortify it even further

>prepare to be visited by cops, possibly interpol too

>if they manage to breach, well bye bye unless I can somehow weave words around

>if they don't... grab their guns and recycle them for core turrets

>grow up to ensure domination of the world and becoming a not as lethal SHODAN

What happens when Sec sends some grayshirt they pulled off the street to deal with you?

Changeling still da best
be who you want do what you want never ever die

Immortality sounds kinda lame.
And unless you're a genetic defective and desire to be rid of said defects, why would you want to be anybody else?

Because of all the new social opportunities and experiences that can open up. Be a gorgeous model, or a crippled rheumy old beggar, or relive childhood, go from a baby to a geezer in a day, shit's fascinating. Not to mention the ability to recover from any wound or sickness, the increased speed, strength and reflexes, the near indestructibility as long as you don't burn to death in a fire or fall into a woodchipper or the mariana trench, the means to survive even those with some preparation. It's a pretty sweet gig. Like a grosser vampire.

Changelings don't have to murder. Just stake out cemeteries and start digging up corpses.

Huh, didn't really see RP'ing as a Ghoul as a changeling coming.

Oh and because I haven't even posted in my own thread properly.
Wizard, because I am a fucking nerd and anti-social enough to see Lichdom as a good deal.

>Implying Liches don't get laid to rest


ay babe you wanna bone?

Does deathsquad count? they end up waltzing onto the station killing everything that isn't a dog.
I'd choose deathsquad I would like feeling like I'm tuffer than everyone else.
I'd kill them all, except cops, cops are cool and deserve to be treated well.

MrEousTranger wrote:Does deathsquad count? they end up waltzing onto the station killing everything that isn't a dog.
I'd choose deathsquad I would like feeling like I'm tuffer than everyone else.
I'd kill them all, except cops, cops are cool and deserve to be treated well.

Jesus Christ dude

Yeah, someone's trying hard to be edgy.
Trust me, I know that feel.

Okay, judgment revised.
I'd totally purge all untruths.