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[Common] Richter Harrison says, "CORAVIN"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, Coravin isss wrecking your room."
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh wow"
[Common] Murder-She-Wrote hisses, "CORVAIN"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Very unfortunate"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Wow"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "On the other hand"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "The singulo is loose"
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[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Call the shuttle"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Oh, neat!"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "We can't!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh man"
You grab the fire axe with both hands.
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Really"
Richter Harrison fires the foam force shotgun!
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Coravin hasss all the head IDsss!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "I just got corn and chili"
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Break the damn console."
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Force a shuttle call."
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Ssso we're fucked!"
It wasn't that there were no IDs to call the shuttle, It was that the sing was released so early that the shuttle was still refueling.
I actually tried to set off the nuke. But the sing ate the disk and the pinpointer.
I was actually valided and killed before I could call the shuttle, and then the sing ate it before anyone else could.
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Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Vaegir Guard » #80050

Sometinyprick wrote:DEAD: CAPTAIN PLANET says, "TURN ME INTO A CHICKEN"
DEAD: CAPTAIN PLANET says, "SO I CAN CUCK HIM BACK"
captain planet sent its regard to the dectective via a shitstorm of meteors that made sticky restart sybil
captain planet wuz her
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by TheNightingale » #80218

OOC: TheNightingale: Narnar has a tendency to gib anything that comes in contact with her.
OOC: CrimsonVision: she does yeah.
OOC: Anonmare: "Her" It's a she?
OOC: TheNightingale: I 'accidentally' spawned one in the Syndicate base on my test server, and...
OOC: TheNightingale: Well, of course. Lord Singuloth is a he, and Lady Narnar is a she.
OOC: CrimsonVision: some comments in code say him, some say her, 1 in game message says he, one says her, etc.
OOC: Francinum: It
OOC: Anonmare: Well to be fair when i think "Undescribable horror" I think She too
OOC: TheNightingale: That's so impersonal. I like to think the followers of Nar'Sie have a more informal relationship with their eldritch god.
OOC: Francinum: Possibly
OOC: Francinum: we really need a style guide or something
OOC: TheNightingale: "Oh, hey, Narnar. How you doin'?" "I am good, my child. We shall feast on the blood of the innocent tonight." "Yeah, sure."
OOC: Anonmare: Maybe she's a baking enthusasist
OOC: Francinum: that was slightly funny.
OOC: TheNightingale: Nar'sie in a baking apron and chef's hat, with a whisk. Imagine Teruteru, but as a Cthulhu-esque monster.
OOC: Anonmare: Though if I was Nar-Sie I'd probably be a bit bored of the whole"Destroy all life as we know it and cast the Universe into Eternal Darkness"
OOC: Anonmare: Everyone needs a hobby
OOC: TheNightingale: Oh, she doesn't want to do that. She just doesn't like people who hurt her followers.
OOC: Francinum: so why do we need to sacrifice random people?
OOC: TheNightingale: It's more 'eternal muted colours' than 'eternal darkness'. Pretty swirls and spirals on the cult walls and all. Nar'Sie is a budding artist.
OOC: TheNightingale: Oh, that's just part of the ritual.
OOC: TheNightingale: You can't call Nar'Sie to this world without a blood sacrifice - in an ideal world, humans would be farmed for their blood (for runes, sacrifices etc), whilst the rest of the people are constructs or cultists who make constructs.
OOC: Anonmare: Maybe the ritual is unneccessary but Nar-Nar is too polite to say anything
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Braincake » #80357

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Shadowlight213 » #80399

The pressure gauge reads 1.01712e+027 kPa; 3.87781e+027 K (3.87781e+027°C)
AI broke atmos. Killed EVERYTHING on station. Except the traitor who subverted it. honk.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #80445

This. This is why I fear any competent pipe autist.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Allohsnackbar » #80450

palpatine213 wrote:
The pressure gauge reads 1.01712e+027 kPa; 3.87781e+027 K (3.87781e+027°C)
AI broke atmos. Killed EVERYTHING on station. Except the traitor who subverted it. honk.
Wait...
What?
I'm actually curious on HOW that is doable with the current tools available.
Seriously, how?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Xhuis » #80471

Allohsnackbar wrote:
palpatine213 wrote:
The pressure gauge reads 1.01712e+027 kPa; 3.87781e+027 K (3.87781e+027°C)
AI broke atmos. Killed EVERYTHING on station. Except the traitor who subverted it. honk.
Wait...
What?
I'm actually curious on HOW that is doable with the current tools available.
Seriously, how?
Seconded. I consider myself a good atmos tech and this just blows my mind. Even hooking up every gas to the main loop couldn't do this.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by NikNakFlak » #80488

It was a bug, and though that number is huge, the station actually got sucked dry or air and everyone froze.
Here are some more numbers
-2.39229e+024 Air in hallway
-1.37826e+028 Air in bridge
Toxin in bridge: -1.75448
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Allohsnackbar » #80672

NikNakFlak wrote:It was a bug, and though that number is huge, the station actually got sucked dry or air and everyone froze.
Here are some more numbers
-2.39229e+024 Air in hallway
-1.37826e+028 Air in bridge
Toxin in bridge: -1.75448
Reminds me of a bug I saw where someone fucked atmos so badly, he filled a ALL of space with heated air, enough to keep everything, including ALL the z levels pressurized and warm, to the point he could go flying anywhere naked and without internals.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Balut » #80855

I'm not sure if this is the right place to put this but I was pretty amused.
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Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is attempting to bite her tongue off! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Shaps-cloud » #80885

Allohsnackbar wrote:
NikNakFlak wrote:It was a bug, and though that number is huge, the station actually got sucked dry or air and everyone froze.
Here are some more numbers
-2.39229e+024 Air in hallway
-1.37826e+028 Air in bridge
Toxin in bridge: -1.75448
Reminds me of a bug I saw where someone fucked atmos so badly, he filled a ALL of space with heated air, enough to keep everything, including ALL the z levels pressurized and warm, to the point he could go flying anywhere naked and without internals.
If you ordered enough internals tanks from Centcom, could you make space habitable?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by MMMiracles » #80889

Pretty sure space tiles don't update atmos at all, for obvious reasons.
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Post by Hibbles » #80939

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OOC: Patriot2o2: I feel bad for his penis
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #81737

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Post by Shaps-cloud » #81740

Context: There were two ghosts dressed up as faggots (the food thing) and following me around for the entire round, which led to some gold like this
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Phoebe Lotsu says, "BACK YOU FOUL FAGGOTS"
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Post by Stickymayhem » #81773

Balut wrote:I'm not sure if this is the right place to put this but I was pretty amused.
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Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is attempting to bite her tongue off! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
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Post by Tsaricide » #81784

OOC: Boredpirate: Cookin' in total darkness with the fear of death around the corner.

That chef stayed at his post when everyone else ran.
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Post by DemonFiren » #81798

So that's what 'Plasteel Chef' means.
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Post by MrStonedOne » #81913

[01:13:43] <Lmwevil|mobile> But guys. Bay has autopsies.
[01:13:54] <xxalpha> we could have too at tg
[01:13:57] <xxalpha> but no point
[01:14:07] <oranges> Why is there no point?
[01:14:14] <Kokojo> because . is return
[01:14:16] <Kokojo> . is null
[01:14:19] <Kokojo> null is nothing
[01:14:24] <Kokojo> Nothing =
[01:14:26] <Kokojo> So no point
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Post by DemonFiren » #82234

OOC: TheNightingale: Isn't a gorram that thing from Lord of the Rings?

I wept.
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Post by peoplearestrange » #82312

DemonFiren wrote:OOC: TheNightingale: Isn't a gorram that thing from Lord of the Rings?

I wept.
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Whatever
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Post by Miauw » #82323

what
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Post by Rumpelstiltskin3 » #82572

[AI Private] Mulebot (Lambo) says, "Destination Central Primary Hallway reached. Unloading the grey adult slime (465)."
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #82649

The alien sentinel (595) smashes through the reinforced window!
OOC: Mosshadow: tore
The alien sentinel (595) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien sentinel (595) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien sentinel (595) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien hunter (734) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien sentinel (595) smashes through the reinforced window!
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by jaake » #82654

"what's a meme"

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Miauw » #82747

DEAD: Kameron Tanner asks, "Are revenants just ghosts that have eaten a lot of beans, then?"
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Shadowlight213 » #83040

Reese Marcotte says, "Ever since sex got outlawed on this station, I guess people've been lookin ta simulate it."

Reese Marcotte says, "Ya know...erotic role play or somethin."
The ERP ban has failed. Erp Always finds a way
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Shad0vvs » #83396

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[03:37:46]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Alright
[03:37:47]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Shoot her in the face
[03:37:54]SAY: Sabella Rose/Burningone : Space law
[03:38:02]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : If she says space law again
[03:38:04]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Space her
[03:38:09]SAY: Phoebe Lotsu/Shaps : The true space law
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Antimattercarp » #83477

I think WJ has a problem...
DEAD: ADMIN(WJohnston) says, "Who wants to be the lusty xeno maid?"
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It is fully sprited and everything, even the sleeping animations!
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #83514

I'd volunteer.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Allohsnackbar » #83519

DemonFiren wrote:I'd volunteer.
Skyglazer did
Holy fuck I just realized im the mime in the picture
I'm so famous
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Skyglazer » #83551

Allohsnackbar wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:I'd volunteer.
Skyglazer did
Holy fuck I just realized im the mime in the picture
I'm so famous
I'd do it again, too. WJohnston is great. The sleeping animation is cute as fuuuuck.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by WJohnston » #83702

You embarrass me~
Apparently I was an director or something.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #83832

Captain's Desk Announcement:
If you enjoy eating dead people or donut-pizza, pizza-pizza, pizza-pizza-pizza or pizza-pizza-cake-kebab come to the kitchen.
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

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"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Xhuis » #84052

Axel Chapman has torn Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has chopped Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has cut Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has cleaved Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has cleaved Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!


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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by IcePacks » #85022

obligatory copy+paste of some stupid disposals shit i did

You remove the floor tile.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Cipher3 » #85431

Coravin Vattes is holding his breath! It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Coravin Vattes seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Phoenix Field has knocked down Coravin Vattes with the telescopic baton!
Phoenix Field is trying to put cable restraints on Coravin Vattes!

So much facepalm. It's a bright, bold red message guys.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

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Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by IcePacks » #85442

This is POTATO!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has PDA-POTATO (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing POTATO's ID Card (Clown).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his head!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left leg!
He is bleeding!
i woulda jammed more rods in him but it seems he hit max capacity
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Cuboos » #85598

During a round as scientist, robotics was hogging a lot of ore and we ran out after making a few weapons to fight off plants, seems the miners gave it all to robotics for some reason.

Johnson Fitzwell says, "Share some of your ore man"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "We're low"

Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Lets leave please

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Bill Bedd says, "Go tell mini-"
Bill Bedd asks, "Hm, seems useless now, eh?"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "It's going to get recalled"
Bill Bedd asks, "You sure?"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "It always gets recalled"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "Now quit being a stingy bitch and share, we're not asking for all of it"
Bill Bedd says, "Tell you what. If it does, I will give you my secret stash of diamonds."

Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.

Johnson Fitzwell says, "See"
Bill Bedd says, "Sonuvabitch"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #85604

HA! I laughed.
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
I'm a box
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Raven776 » #85646

palpatine213 wrote:
Reese Marcotte says, "Ever since sex got outlawed on this station, I guess people've been lookin ta simulate it."

Reese Marcotte says, "Ya know...erotic role play or somethin."
The ERP ban has failed. Erp Always finds a way
Holy shit, how meta can we get?

Have there been people ERPing in spaceman D&Ds?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #85649

As far as I know, ERP in IRC and PDA messaging is still permitted.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Anonmare » #85767

DemonFiren wrote:As far as I know, ERP in IRC and PDA messaging is still permitted.
What if it's RPing as characters in the PDA playing a D&D game who are playing their own characters, who themselves are ERPing?
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #85843

Then you're giving the admins a headache, I suppose, and should be commended.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by peoplearestrange » #86338

MSO-876 says, "I must honk but I have no sound synthesizer"
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
I'm a box
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Shaps-cloud » #86489

FUCK, I should have said "I have no sound synthesizer and I must honk" instead
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #86573

The round has ended.
You managed to survive, but were marooned on Muppet Monkey India...
Shift Duration: 2:04:48
Station Integrity: 98.7%
Total Population: 82
Evacuation Rate: 15 (18.3%)

Android (Played by: germanlink93)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
@!^!. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
&%!$. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
#!#$. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 3
Android's minions were: MALPH.OS (Played by: septavius),
Dot Matrix (Played by: dorsidwarf)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
#&^!. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
&%%$. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
@#^*. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 3
Dot Matrix's minions were: Beepie Di Beepidie (Played by: Timmong),
S.O.P.H.I.E. (Played by: Banana Fist)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
@&^%. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
!%^$. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
@$^&. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 8
S.O.P.H.I.E.'s minions were: Engineering Cyborg-624 (Played by: Blonkz), VIRUS.DETECTED%!@@# (Played by: sirnat),
Voltes V (Played by: Jaxy15)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
&*$%. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
!^!!. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
#*$#. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 5
Voltes V's minions were: TARS (Played by: theoreticalpistachio), Rape Bot 9000 (Played by: Gruici),
W1k1 (Played by: Cocothegog0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
!%@!. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
!&^*. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
@@!%. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 3
W1k1's minions were: Somethingborg V1.3 (Deactivated) (Played by: Someone1214),
Beepie Di Beepidie (Played by: Timmong) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
MALPH.OS (Played by: septavius) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Rape Bot 9000 (Played by: Gruici) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
TARS (Played by: theoreticalpistachio) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
VIRUS.DETECTED%!@@# (Played by: sirnat) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please. 🖕🖕🖕
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Laharl Monthy » #87063

[Security] Wyatt Power says, "Mime didnt talk so he got arrested"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #87387

Laharl Monthy wrote:[Security] Wyatt Power says, "Mime didnt talk so he got arrested"

Oh god that was hilarious to overhear in an officers headset
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kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please. 🖕🖕🖕
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by nsos » #88374

[Common] Òîò ñàìûé queries, "Y want me suck these cock like a bitches???"
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