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Post by CitrusGender » #352466

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Post by Ayy Lemoh » #353948

No one could move their spaceman at all. As soon as I reconnect, I hear this.

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #354631

That was a good round. A heady mix of people who latenoined and could move normally, people who could shuffle around with wheelchairs, and people who had to resort to things like tag team shuffle-dragging, or hauling themselves along with a crate.
Only the lucky few got piggybacks
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Post by Shadowlight213 » #355215

Was messing around, playing in the webclient.
The lighting system is broke, and you can't see anything in it, so I was memeing about as a blind assistant.
Then this happened.
[Common] Melanie Luka says, "I appear to be blind"
Melanie Luka says, "I appear to be blind"
[Common] Leora Fleebish says, "Mayve next time."
[Common] Ricky Mclousky says, "Aww why"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bandit » #356506

Overheard at the wizard's den:
Hates-The-Lizards has thrown the magical sandals.
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "What the fuck"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSCREEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Are you wearing SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "WARDDROBEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU WEAR SSSANDLESSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "AND SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "REALLY ARE EVIL"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "MY GOD"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSHUT UP DORK"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by calzilla1 » #356558

bandit wrote:Overheard at the wizard's den:
Hates-The-Lizards has thrown the magical sandals.
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "What the fuck"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSCREEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Are you wearing SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "WARDDROBEE"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU WEAR SSSANDLESSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "AND SSSOCKSSS"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "YOU"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "REALLY ARE EVIL"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "MY GOD"
(F) Hates-The-Lizards hisses, "SSSHUT UP DORK"
(F) Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU"
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by killerx09 » #356811

CAPTAIN'S ANNOUNCEMENT:

"Everyone still Loyal to the captain, commit suicide."
"That way anyone still alive is rev and can be killed"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbopper » #356842

ADMIN: SpaceInaba/(Patchouli Ibukiki) (FLW): fuckin GOD DAMN
ADMIN: citrusgender/(Ian Smith) (FLW): I LOVE MURDER
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Post by CitrusGender » #357307

Qbopper wrote:ADMIN: SpaceInaba/(Patchouli Ibukiki) (FLW): fuckin GOD DAMN
ADMIN: citrusgender/(Ian Smith) (FLW): I LOVE MURDER
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Post by SpaceInaba » #357313

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Post by Dax Dupont » #357526

Logdiving and found these
SAY Ashy-Ocean/McRex : i yiff anything that moves
SAY Unknown/Deranging : Ian, would you like to yiff the HoP?
SAY Steals-The-Boop/Samul : i would yiff you scavenges
SAY Hugs-Everyone/Samul : ill yiff her

SAY Tenauz Demori/Tenauz : If I smash that, I'd score a hit for greytide and no doubt an admin bwoink on top of it
SAY Pogoco25/(W.H.O.M.S.T) : also, laws are a pain in the ass, you will be bittin by admins ALOT for misenterpreting them
SAY Kitsani Miyuji/Vendetta2Sp00ky : [[ Read the rules cause im about to call an admin ]]
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Post by TrustyGun » #360868

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Usually Julian Mackabee or K.I.N.G
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Post by DemonFiren » #360924

That is exactly what I usually do as AI.
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Post by bandit » #369929

Jesus Christ cuts open their arm and begins writing in their own blood!
Jesus Christ says, "I reject my own religion"
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #369931

well, jesus was a jew
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Xango » #369976

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That time when I defended the white ship from infinite waves of ashliggers with my durand and ended up getting marooned on lavaland
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by calzilla1 » #370220

DemonFiren wrote:well, jesus was a jew
Wrong
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Post by CitrusGender » #385868

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Post by Dr_bee » #386504

CitrusGender wrote:
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As someone who has fucking celiac disease going back 4 generations I fucking love the gluten free fad. They make shitty junk food I can eat now!
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Post by Bawhoppennn » #386515

Dr_bee wrote: As someone who has fucking celiac disease going back 4 generations I fucking love the gluten free fad. They make shitty junk food I can eat now!
I've heard a lot of people say similar things actually.
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Post by Bluespace » #388869

[Command] The Arrival shuttle requests console (Machine) beeps, "PRIORITY Alert in Arrival shuttle: i lost a shoe"
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R. Andreas Spitzer or SpitzOS (or a random-named human) ingame. Usually somewhere in engineering, or pAI.
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Post by bandit » #397066

OOC: Deitus: is it normal if my ass is hairier than my dick?
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

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Post by Deitus » #397252

We were talking about pubic hair in ooc, h*ck you
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Post by DemonFiren » #397284

We have a screenshot thread, actually.
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Post by Durkel » #399399

(F) Lola Cobblestone says, "Fuckign stop or ill call admin"

Classic.
Sierra Welbe says, "Tim Ebow fucking threw soap everywhere near the HoP office, like I mean 20 fucking goddamn bars AND I CAN'T STOP SLIPPING"
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"Pop the Pimple!" ~ Everyone who has ever seen my character.
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Post by BeeSting12 » #462871

(F) Respii Varenos (Scientist) has arrived at the station at Arrival Shuttle.

(F) The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

(F) The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


Central Command Higher Dimensional Affairs

Figments from an eldritch god are being summoned by Mike Pink into AI Satellite Antechamber from an unknown dimension. Disrupt the ritual at all costs!



Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Nar Sie is whispering sweet nothings into my ear, Please send help.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.

(F) Cherry Pnakotus has called the shuttle at Bridge.

(F) [148.5] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"x2

(F) [Common] Respii Varenos says, "Yo, can you stop the summon long enough for me to get back on that arrivals shuttle."

(F) [Common] Respii Varenos says, "Must have gotten on the wrong station."
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Post by wesoda25 » #462880

Tybier Riers asks, "Wanna know what my favorite Proc call is?"
Ryan Cobb says, "No..."
You hear a voice in your head... you dont feel so good Mr. Stark...

You are either AFK, experiencing lag, or the connection has closed.

or another one of my favorites went something like this...

(dead) Lane Stewart: Ricky come here
Ricky Mclousky gets hit by the arm x800!

You are either AFK, experiencing lag, or the connection has closed.

and then heres a ban (not mine)

Banned by host: Reason: You, or another user of this computer or connection (******) is banned from playing here. The ban reason is: Playing SS13 for 26 hours non-stop is not healthy. Go get some rest before you drop dead.
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Post by confused rock » #463989

Paprka wrote: everyone hates xenos, they've always been shit, they're only less shit now because the event pool has been oversaturated and a newfag like you doesn't have to deal with them every round spamming disarm to gg no re you while being unstunnable and running faster than your mother to the abortion clinic in an alternate reality where she can see what a fucking disappointment you're going to be
never forget
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #464009

confused rock wrote:
Paprka wrote: everyone hates xenos, they've always been shit, they're only less shit now because the event pool has been oversaturated and a newfag like you doesn't have to deal with them every round spamming disarm to gg no re you while being unstunnable and running faster than your mother to the abortion clinic in an alternate reality where she can see what a fucking disappointment you're going to be
never forget
that's poetic, thanks for sharing
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Post by confused rock » #464022

I'm glad that I could share something with you
Sometimes dreams can come true
I'm happy that I could have a laugh with you
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(F) Nar Nar flutters, "I mean"
(F) Pepsi Lad asks, "You're a detective, right?"
(F) Nar Nar flutters, "Moth noises."
(F) Ryan Rockwell asks, "Speaking moth now, huh?"
(F) Nar Nar flutters, "Flappity flap."
(F) Ryan Rockwell says, "Behold"
Ryan Rockwell points at the desk lamp.
(F) Ryan Rockwell says, "LAMP"
(F) Ryan Rockwell says, "I will remove the lamp from this room if you don't start talking"
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Post by Ayy Lemoh » #499242

Blake Richardson says, "I beat the dog with my cock"

said before being killed by the clown hulk captain during the beginning of what was supposed to be a fair trial for the man who killed Ian.
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Post by Xango » #499806

Of all the wonderful threads in the forums, this is the one newfags rezzed.


Nice
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Post by Ayy Lemoh » #499811

Xango wrote:Of all the wonderful threads in the forums, this is the one newfags rezzed.


Nice
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Post by InsaneHyena » #501088

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Bring back papercult.

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Post by Anonmare » #501518

Same but unironically
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Post by confused rock » #502758

what the fuck is carbon dioxide 2: sodium boogaloo
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I have finally found him, the most based man alive
Bring back papercult.

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