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Bottom post of the previous page:

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Post by InsaneHyena » #316651

Sheryl Sherman says, "Open the valve. Wait a second. CLOSE the valve."
Sheryl Sherman says, "And only then remove the tank."
Sheryl Sherman says, "If you do not close the valve, you kill us."
Ashlyn Bradenburg catches fire!
You're set on fire!
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Ashlyn Bradenburg says, "Oops"
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
You stop, drop, and roll!
You extinguish yourself.
Sheryl Sherman says, "This is"
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"
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Post by Professor Hangar » #317166

InsaneHyena wrote: Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"
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Post by BeeSting12 » #320851

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Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Armhulen » #320852

i beat kev in the dome, cazz beat kev in the dome, it's not an ACHIEVEMENT
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Anonmare » #320856

>Implying robusting Kevinz is hard

I bet anyone could do it with a safety pickaxe
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Post by BeeSting12 » #320858

the accomplishment here is that i had a 500ms ping half the fight lol
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
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OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
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Post by Wyzack » #320865

I robusted beesting in a broken glass fight, although to be fair i had armor on
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Post by BeeSting12 » #320868

no comment :P
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by PKPenguin321 » #320884

tangent fun fact: punch stuns are actually 1/10, punches deal random damage between 1 and 10 and if they land a full 10 it weakens
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Post by XDTM » #321822

It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #321885

XDTM wrote:It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere
Oh, I think you're actually right since a 0 is a whiff. Still 1 in 10 chance of a weaken, though
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by MimicFaux » #324136

OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer
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Post by Armhulen » #324149

MimicFaux wrote:OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer
i was fucking wrong it's classified as a structure not a machine so sadly this quote isn't as cool BUT still, ratvar being a child of a structure is still sad
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Post by AnonymousNow » #326185

The pine tree nods.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #335632

You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
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Post by Gun Hog » #335633

InsaneHyena wrote:You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"
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Post by DemonFiren » #335748

>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL
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Post by Armhulen » #335751

DemonFiren wrote:>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL
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Post by DemonFiren » #335767

dumb frog poster
back to /pol/
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Post by calzilla1 » #335817

DemonFiren wrote:dumb frog poster
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Post by D&B » #335917

Literally lmaoing irl tbh fam
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #335918

tfw not allowed to laugh at things in real life anymore
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Post by bandit » #335924

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Post by PKPenguin321 » #335930

happens to the best of us

i almost never note it if it looks like it could reasonably just be a missed hotkey
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Post by Qbmax32 » #337155

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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Post by Nilons » #338281

Skylar Lineman says, " By the way "

Skylar Lineman says, " Everyone's skylar "

Skylar Lineman says, " I noticed "
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by MimicFaux » #338303

At work IRL:
Me "Everytime I try to do a function 3 on the computer, the system seizes up."
Boss "You need to run it twice in quick succession in order to do it. Same with Function 4"
Me: "...what? Why?"
Boss, rolling his eyes, "I know it's stupid. The coders thought it would be a good idea."
Me: "Yeah, but, how is that helpful?"
Boss "No idea. They don't even work here."

And then I realized, it's a universal truth that coders don't even play this game.
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Post by Qbmax32 » #339461

>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
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you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks


recconnect


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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbmax32 » #339818

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"
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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Screemonster » #339824

Qbmax32 wrote:(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"
why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nuke
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Post by MimicFaux » #339841

Screemonster wrote:why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nuke
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Post by Qbmax32 » #339941

He got mobbed by assistants and killed literally a minute after he said that
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wesoda25 wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:02 am Qbmax32 is quite literally one of the dumbest individuals I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. He has zero redeemable traits, and honestly I have to suppress my gag reflex every time he shows up in a conversation.
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB
angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard
imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by IcePacks » #340730

Qbmax32 wrote:>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks


recconnect


PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)

you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem


reconnect

Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs










L O W
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talk shit get hit
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbmax32 » #341607

Nibba what I didn't even interact with you until that happened
my admin feedback thread


quotes
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DRINK THE PISS QB
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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores
Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing
Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.
afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me
Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....
Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead
CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by EvilJackCarver » #341873

I'm still proud of myself for this one.

[22:17:59]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: Traps are not gay.
[22:18:24]SAY: Andreas Spitzer/EvilJackCarver : Guess whoever sent that from Centcomm was a trap then. (167,112,2)
[22:18:43]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: The face when you get blown the fuck out by a lizard.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #341875

>self-quoting
>proud of yourself
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non-lizard things:
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Nilons » #341877

self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by CrunchyCHEEZIT » #341892

Betsy swallows the Odysseus chassis whole!
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Post by EvilJackCarver » #341907

Nilons wrote:self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do
Noted.
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Post by Ispiria » #342112

OOC: Nervere: it was understandable to call the shuttle after gorillas got the auto-rifles

This game gives some of the best out-of-context quotes I've ever seen.
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Re: Memorable Quotes

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Qbopper wrote:One of the few posts on the forums to make me genuinely laugh out loud, well done
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by BeeSting12 » #346101

The HoS fights some heretics, part one:

CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Bring me that fuel tank
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Thats an order
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Its important
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Yeh boy
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): YOU SPRAYIN OCCULT SHIT IN MY STATION
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Chapel (91,72,2)

Part Two:
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): I have to do this meme
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): For the laughs
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): A couple more
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): When you see what we have in store
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Youll never forget that
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Departure Lounge (97,74,2)
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at floor with The laser Chapel (91,67,2)

The chapel, a few minutes later. (Breach has been mostly fixed.): https://file.house/JfpW.png

The player was later banned for doing "flamethrower cum sprays" all over the shuttle.
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DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by CitrusGender » #346456

Emi Ibarazaki has stabbed Lilly Satou in the chest with the kitchen knife
Emi Ibarazaki says, "FUCK YOU BLIND BITCH"
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Re: Memorable Quotes

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by SpaceInaba » #351690

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by CitrusGender » #351705

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Re: Memorable Quotes

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