Memorable Quotes

General SS13 Chat
User avatar
kevinz000
Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:41 am
Byond Username: Kevinz000
Github Username: kevinz000
Location: Dorm Room 3

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by kevinz000 » #291540

Bottom post of the previous page:

Image
User avatar
Nilons
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:38 pm
Byond Username: NIlons
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Nilons » #291756

kevinz000 wrote:Image
he sent the exact same one to me
I play Ostrava of Nanotrasen (good name) and Rolls-The-Bones (Crag Given name god bless)
Signature Memes
Image

Image
Image
User avatar
kevinz000
Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:41 am
Byond Username: Kevinz000
Github Username: kevinz000
Location: Dorm Room 3

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by kevinz000 » #291783

Nilons wrote:
kevinz000 wrote:Image
he sent the exact same one to me
I replied with the full navy seals copypasta
bman
Github User
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:55 pm
Byond Username: Basilman
Github Username: Militaires

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bman » #291799

Togopal wrote:Image
Image
charles barkley taught it that, i was on while he read it.

he evaded three admin fireballs in order to keep reading this story.
User avatar
Togopal
In-Game Admin
Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:38 pm
Byond Username: Togopal
Location: 41.3071749, -74.8459928

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Togopal » #292244

bman wrote:
Togopal wrote:Image
Image
charles barkley taught it that, i was on while he read it.

he evaded three admin fireballs in order to keep reading this story.
He's read it on like 10 different occasions though at least

I'm a little worried on his stance with the story
Image

Image
User avatar
cedarbridge
Joined: Fri May 23, 2014 12:24 am
Byond Username: Cedarbridge

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by cedarbridge » #292669

Image
bman
Github User
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:55 pm
Byond Username: Basilman
Github Username: Militaires

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bman » #293023

cedarbridge wrote:Image
from the same round
Image
Reyn
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:13 am
Byond Username: ReynTime13
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Reyn » #293535

*holding a revolver at 9:55 Mountain time* "Looks around 5 minuites to high noon"
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Anonmare » #294074

Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
BeeSting12
Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:11 am
Byond Username: BeeSting12
Github Username: BeeSting12
Location: 'Murica

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by BeeSting12 » #294156

Anonmare wrote:
Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."
This same person asked me if I was an antagonist when I kidnapped her as a joke at the holodeck using the disabler there. When I said whats an antagonist she rage ghosted. 10/10 player there.
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg

DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"

DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
hows my driving?
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbopper » #294166

where did I put that shitlist notepad
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
Nilons
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:38 pm
Byond Username: NIlons
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Nilons » #294342

BeeSting12 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."
This same person asked me if I was an antagonist when I kidnapped her as a joke at the holodeck using the disabler there. When I said whats an antagonist she rage ghosted. 10/10 player there.
Everytime she dies and I'm even remotely involved she blows up the deadchat saying I'm meta grudging her.
I play Ostrava of Nanotrasen (good name) and Rolls-The-Bones (Crag Given name god bless)
Signature Memes
Image

Image
Image
User avatar
D&B
Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2016 2:23 am
Byond Username: Repukan
Location: *teleports behind you*

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by D&B » #294343

Stop bullying my hatefu
Spoiler:
[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote: that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
ColonicAcid wrote:and with enough practise i too could blow my own dick so well that only the gods know how it feels.
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbopper » #294971

ADMIN: Lzimann/(Leo Pfeifer) (FLW): fuck botanists
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Deitus » #295269

[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""
Image
User avatar
Shaps-cloud
Code Maintainer
Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:25 am
Byond Username: Shaps

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Shaps-cloud » #295273

Togopal wrote:
bman wrote:
Togopal wrote:Image
Image
charles barkley taught it that, i was on while he read it.

he evaded three admin fireballs in order to keep reading this story.
He's read it on like 10 different occasions though at least

I'm a little worried on his stance with the story
Anyone who finds spamming WGW funny after the first few times likely has an issue with fixating on one thing obsessively
P.S. Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it.
Image
User avatar
bandit
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:35 pm
Byond Username: Bgobandit

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bandit » #295279

*posts WGW*
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

admin feedback pls
Hatterhat
Joined: Sat May 13, 2017 6:15 am
Byond Username: Hatterhat

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Hatterhat » #295513

Deitus wrote:[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""
I never really know how to react to what Barkley calls """literature""".
Hi, I'm Harold Robinson. I shitpost verbally and textually. God has forsaken me.
Spoiler:
can i get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Deitus » #296100

Hatterhat wrote:
Deitus wrote:[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""
I never really know how to react to what Barkley calls """literature""".
it ended up devolving further into vore. i could go into detail but suffice to say that it ended with something along the lines of "The sec officer came inside and found Harold, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of Klara."

he's a modern master, this man.
Image
Hatterhat
Joined: Sat May 13, 2017 6:15 am
Byond Username: Hatterhat

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Hatterhat » #296128

Deitus wrote:
Hatterhat wrote:
Deitus wrote:[Common] Charles Barkley says, "HAROLD, I'M STILL AN ADULT IN MY BRAIN" little Klara shouted at the top of her little lungs. "You may look 8, but it's totally legal for me to do this" he said as he unbuttoned his trousers,""
I never really know how to react to what Barkley calls """literature""".
it ended up devolving further into vore. i could go into detail but suffice to say that it ended with something along the lines of "The sec officer came inside and found Harold, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of Klara."
he's a modern master, this man.
Fukken Barkley, man. Whenever I hear him on the radio, I always think to myself, "Who is he writing/speaking about, and am I ever going to find and fire extinguisher/seclite/crowbar this man to death and save the crew from word-induced mass suicides?" The answer to the first one (who are the characters) are usually ones that make me want to ask the AI to shut down comms, and the second one's (will I ever kill him and deliver justice) answer is usually "nope".
Spoiler:
god damn you, barkley, and god damn your literature.
Hi, I'm Harold Robinson. I shitpost verbally and textually. God has forsaken me.
Spoiler:
can i get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by DemonFiren » #296164

i really should start reading porn myself
high-quality porn of the most degenerate nature
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
Fiz Bump
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:00 pm
Byond Username: Dennyb

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Fiz Bump » #296166

It's his art
I play Fiz Bump.
I am not a game admin. My reign of badminnery ended a few years ago.View me feedback here: >:^)
User avatar
kevinz000
Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:41 am
Byond Username: Kevinz000
Github Username: kevinz000
Location: Dorm Room 3

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by kevinz000 » #296168

OOC: Bawhoppennn: you could give every sec officer a pulse rifle and the game would still be very playable
bman
Github User
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:55 pm
Byond Username: Basilman
Github Username: Militaires

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bman » #296169

Image
User avatar
NikNakFlak
In-Game Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:08 pm
Byond Username: NikNakflak

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by NikNakFlak » #296185

Ringo Roadagain is shaking the magic eightball, hoping to get an answer to "AI open" (Click to help)
User avatar
Limski
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:07 pm
Byond Username: Limski
Location: Israel

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Limski » #296214

Image
words of wisdom
User avatar
SpaceInaba
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:03 pm
Byond Username: SpaceInaba
Location: everyone's favorite sjw

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by SpaceInaba » #296486

Image
Spoiler:
ImageImageImage
fuck,
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Anonmare » #296489

SpaceInaba wrote:Image
Justice knows no boundary
Image
Image
Image
Reyn
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:13 am
Byond Username: ReynTime13
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Reyn » #296686

SpaceInaba wrote:Image

Inbefore Beepsky gets the power to arrest nar-sie and ratvar
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
Reyn
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:13 am
Byond Username: ReynTime13
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Reyn » #296714

"That's just the curator, gordon" (Said throughout the round)
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
User avatar
MimicFaux
Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:49 pm
Byond Username: MimicFaux
Location: Spaced by Mass Driver

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by MimicFaux » #296720

Reyn wrote:"That's just the curator, gordon" (Said throughout the round)
By multiple crew members, announced by the AI, and the captain.
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Deitus
Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:26 pm
Byond Username: Deitus

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Deitus » #297112

Image
Image
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbopper » #297399

>selfquoting
>using the term "best wiz"

the time to perma deitus is now
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
IcePacks
Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:46 am
Byond Username: IcePacks

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by IcePacks » #297410

no problem
OOC: Deitus: tfw RL porn doesnt sexually excite me anymore
User avatar
SpaceInaba
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:03 pm
Byond Username: SpaceInaba
Location: everyone's favorite sjw

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by SpaceInaba » #297457

sequel
Image
Spoiler:
ImageImageImage
fuck,
User avatar
Fiz Bump
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:00 pm
Byond Username: Dennyb

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Fiz Bump » #298045

(F) [Common] Harold Robinson says, "GUESS I GOTTA SHOOT BEEPSKY NOW."
(F) [Security] Officer Beepsky states, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Harold Robinson in Central Primary Hallway."
(F) [Common] Harold Robinson stammers, "N-Nev-ver-r-rm-m-mind."
I play Fiz Bump.
I am not a game admin. My reign of badminnery ended a few years ago.View me feedback here: >:^)
User avatar
woodman
Joined: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:27 am
Byond Username: Pulserider

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by woodman » #299619

Nilons wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:
Alina Giovanna says,
"Adam,shut the fuck up you fucking waste of chromosomes if you do that "HURR DURR WHAT BETTER NOT BE EXTENDED" You know what i fucking mean,i mean the fucking shfit better not be extended where literally nothing happens and we all resist to commit suicide,maybe next time you'll think before you say "WHATS EXTENDED" Do everyone a favour and stick a shotgun in your mouth and give yourself a buckhsot mouthwash."
This same person asked me if I was an antagonist when I kidnapped her as a joke at the holodeck using the disabler there. When I said whats an antagonist she rage ghosted. 10/10 player there.
Everytime she dies and I'm even remotely involved she blows up the deadchat saying I'm meta grudging her.
oh fuck thats me
I play as Alina Giovanna, and some other characters sometimes.
User avatar
woodman
Joined: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:27 am
Byond Username: Pulserider

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by woodman » #299620

D&B wrote:Stop bullying my hatefu
thanks me too
I play as Alina Giovanna, and some other characters sometimes.
Professor Hangar
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:14 am
Byond Username: Professor Hangar

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Professor Hangar » #305172

OOC: Steelpoint: How am I supposed to know it was the CMO's head?
User avatar
Dax Dupont
In-Game Admin
Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:07 pm
Byond Username: DaxYeen
Github Username: DaxDupont
Location: Belgium

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Dax Dupont » #305330

(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbopper » #305640

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
[youtube]IxDOk5r8KUA[/youtube]
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
PKPenguin321
Site Admin
Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:02 pm
Byond Username: PKPenguin321
Github Username: PKPenguin321
Location: U S A, U S A, U S A

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by PKPenguin321 » #305645

Qbopper wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
utube
funny video but what is bwoinkable in that quote
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
calzilla1
Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:55 pm
Byond Username: Calzilla1

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by calzilla1 » #305646

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
utube
funny video but what is bwoinkable in that quote
That he's gonna ban goof ball for making such horrendus cargo "balance" changes
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbopper » #305749

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
AdAstraPerAspera wrote:(F) DEAD: Heinrich Ulz says, "AND IF YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE A PR THAT MAKES ALL R&D ITEMS GO UP 10X IN PRICE"
utube
funny video but what is bwoinkable in that quote
failed to see the "DEAD" part of the log and thought it was OOC in IC
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
TheWulfe
Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:05 pm
Byond Username: TheWulfe

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by TheWulfe » #307015

Image
Image
User avatar
bandit
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:35 pm
Byond Username: Bgobandit

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bandit » #310131

DEAD: Thorium LXI says, "I have concluded that he doesn't know how to do brain surgery"
DEAD: Thorium LXI says, "Just sawed off my head"
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

admin feedback pls
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Anonmare » #310133

Sounds like he does then
Image
Image
Image
Gun Hog
Joined: Sat Apr 19, 2014 5:19 am
Byond Username: Gun Hog

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Gun Hog » #310499

That is the correct and expedient way of braining someone!
User avatar
Dax Dupont
In-Game Admin
Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:07 pm
Byond Username: DaxYeen
Github Username: DaxDupont
Location: Belgium

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Dax Dupont » #312186

Anne Janeway hisses, "I'm gonna ssstuncuff you for extremely OOC meta reasssonsss now."
User avatar
Qbopper
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:34 pm
Byond Username: Qbopper
Github Username: Qbopper
Location: Canada

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by Qbopper » #312253

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:Anne Janeway hisses, "I'm gonna ssstuncuff you for extremely OOC meta reasssonsss now."
Qbopper wrote:[youtube]IxDOk5r8KUA[/youtube]
Limey wrote:its too late.
User avatar
bandit
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:35 pm
Byond Username: Bgobandit

Re: Memorable Quotes

Post by bandit » #315038

ADMIN LOG: Swagbringer/(Jingfei Zhao) used 'Freeform' AI Module on Rognaro/(FurryOS). The law specified People who swear or take the lords name in vain are not human

FurryOS announces:
Is Yiff a swear word?
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

admin feedback pls
Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users