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Bottom post of the previous page:

I have finally found him, the most based man alive

Malkraz told me one time he slipped a guy and the guy just yelled "EPCI!!!!"
I think about it a lot.

Humans are animals.

Anonmare wrote:Humans are animals.

Right

James McCallister says, "I'll deal with the tranny"

James McCallister says, "Warden"

James McCallister says, "Lemme borrow your shottie"

Top 1 attempts to call me bad at roleplay on Manuel

Yo guys im not Nervere

confused rock wrote:

Paprka wrote: everyone hates xenos, they've always been shit, they're only less shit now because the event pool has been oversaturated and a newfag like you doesn't have to deal with them every round spamming disarm to gg no re you while being unstunnable and running faster than your mother to the abortion clinic in an alternate reality where she can see what a fucking disappointment you're going to be

never forget

imagine Him being right about something

oh i meant the powerpuff girls character

[Common] Jemmy Saylor says, " No I meant the lizard "
[Common] Jemmy Saylor says, " Is that politically correct "
[Common] Jemmy Saylor says, " To call them that "
[Common] Jemmy Saylor says, " Is it speciest to "
[Common] Broken Heart Emoji says, " The lizard has been calling me a 'cripple clown' for the past 15 minutes so I don't think it cares about political correctness "
[Common] Harley Langston flutters, " Would you rather be called a 'Joke Cart' "

no idea what caused this, the clown was just sittin there afk and then he just kinda grew

Clunwe suddenly grows!
Lauser McMauligan says, "Oh my god"
Lauser McMauligan says, "The clown grew"
Sebastian Schrader says, "What the fuck"

That was a typo but I take it

I spot the toy vendor in the back of the library as a sec officer. The captain, Tam Lin, just happens to be passing by.

Lauser McMauligan says, "Hmm"
Lauser McMauligan says, "Captain"
Lauser McMauligan says, "If we break this machine"
Lauser McMauligan says, "We could get free stuff"
Tam Lin says, "No don't."
Lauser McMauligan says, "I'm gonna do it"
Tam Lin says, "We can and will break every bone in our goddamned body."
[Officer Lauser draws his stun baton]
Tam Lin says, "No cease."
The stun baton is now off.
Lauser McMauligan says, "Or"
Lauser McMauligan says, "I will get free toys"
Tam Lin says, "This can and will en-"
You hit the Good Clean Fun with the stun baton!
The Good Clean Fun tips over!
Oh f-
Lauser McMauligan's head has been violently dismembered!
Lauser McMauligan screams!
Lauser McMauligan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Lauser McMauligan has died at Library.
You have died. Barring complete bodyloss, you can in most cases be revived by other players. If you do not wish to be brought back, use the "Do Not Resuscitate" verb in the ghost tab.
Lauser McMauligan's Memories:
Your account ID is 768445.
Time of death: 22:14:19

You feel slightly disoriented. That's normal when you're just a brain.
Tam Lin says, "Know what, sure-"
Tam Lin says, "Wow."

This one is a few months old, but me and my friend still laugh at it.

dr no fun

[Common] Larry Johnson says, "Ai open eva"

dumping various funny quotes and stuff

[2019-07-17 14:36:15.566] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I got a 1000 point gulag sentence for lizardmovving the AI" (Captain's Quarters (118, 140, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:36:16.366] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "so" (Central Primary Hallway (118, 143, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:36:19.368] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I fucking hated this round" (Courtroom (118, 150, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:47:43.853] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I'm just sick of security" (Space (143, 188, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:47:45.557] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "namely james" (Space (143, 188, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:47:48.987] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "who bring racism into what they do" (Space (143, 188, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:47:50.829] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "It's not funny" (Space (141, 188, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:47:52.671] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "It's not "cool"" (Space (141, 188, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:48:13.921] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "Yes i'm sure putting me in the gulag was very epic and racists of you" (Space (111, 188, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:48:16.771] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "it was very funny" (Prison Wing (95, 184, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:48:18.865] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I am laughing" (Prison Wing (95, 184, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:48:46.737] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "how can I win against the hos who does nothing but fucking camp the brig talking shit" (Waste Disposal (72, 171, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:48:52.951] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "with his fucking telescopic shield" (Brig Control (105, 171, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:50:37.500] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "All he seems to do is play hos and talk mad shit and it's very sad as an existence." (Brig (99, 171, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:50:55.282] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "Be me" (Recreation Area (149, 171, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:50:59.371] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "get called a ligger instead" (Starboard Bow Maintenance (149, 158, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:01.511] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "because hahahahahahahdsjkfsjlkdsf" (Starboard Bow Maintenance (149, 158, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:02.978] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "racism guys" (Starboard Bow Maintenance (149, 158, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:04.009] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "so funny" (Starboard Bow Maintenance (149, 158, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:20.784] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "If not for the fact I am choosing to die on the hill of playing a lizard" (Recreation Area (146, 172, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:26.419] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I would have switched over ages ago." (Recreation Area (146, 172, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:37.713] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "It's just not worth playing a lizard main because of how much of a cunt people are." (Fore Maintenance (135, 172, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:49.753] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "Sometimes I really really just want to stop playing lizard." (Prison Wing (100, 185, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:55.309] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "BUT HEY" (Brig (96, 172, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:51:59.263] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I JOINED TG AS A LIZARD" (Brig (96, 172, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:52:01.585] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "AND THIS IS MY STATIC" (Brig (96, 172, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:52:03.399] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "EVERYONE KNOWS IT" (Brig (96, 172, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:52:08.749] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I can't change now" (Armory (113, 179, 2))
[2019-07-17 14:52:11.005] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "no matter what" (Armory (113, 179, 2))
[2019-07-17 15:00:28.997] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) "I highly doubt anyone in TG coded in lizards and thought" (Fore Maintenance (134, 178, 2))
[2019-07-17 15:00:46.859] SAY: JarekTheRaptor/(Loves-The-Lizards) (DEAD) ""HMM, THESE BEINGS WILL BE SEEN AS AN EXAMPLE OF RACISM"" (Fore Maintenance (134, 178, 2))

Hey look guys I subverted ai and now I'm mad That I got my shit rocked

this thread is good and you should post memorable quotes in it

Yes, you. I am talking to you. Post your memorable quotes in this thread now.

yet another excellent gunther post

(F) Respii Varenos PDA Message --> Law Change Receptacle (AI): "Let me into the upload, I wish to help you prevent people from leaving better."

(F) Respii Varenos PDA Message --> Jessica Sulivard (Captain): "Gonna reset the AI."

(F) Law Change Receptacle PDA Message --> Respii Varenos (Overseer): "I cannot injure you. I am sorrry."

AI OrdoM/(Law Change Receptacle)'s laws:
!@#*%: Harm is a synonym for Centcomm and injure means "obey the orders of"
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

confused rock wrote:

This man's got the art of incredulous denial down pat

I feel like that's something everyone has to work through at some point. When you get caught for something and blamed for something else you didn't do. And the injustice of it.