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Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up failin

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:31 pm
by scrubs2009
I know these ideas are dumb. I'm just not sure why. I don't get to play wiz often so I can't really test them all. Maybe one of them isn't as bad as a think. Let me know.

1. Fully upgrade fireball. A fully upgraded fireball can fire every 2 seconds

2. Fully upgraded rod form. Can do it every 10 seconds.

3. Carp-mancer. Buy change form and then spend the rest of your points on robeless spells. Become a chaos carp. You get chaos carp abilities along with any robe less spells you bought

4. Staff of animation, upgraded charge. Animate every single thing on the entire station.

5. Change form and disintegrate. Become ED-209, stun, change back, disintegrate, repeat.


How will I end up getting robusted if I go with these?

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:19 pm
by jaxy15
"Carp-mancer" is one of my personal favorites.
It's very strong, but you have to be EXTREMELY careful not to die in carp form before you can turn back, as you only have around 40 health.

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:22 pm
by Armhulen
mindswap, a shit ton of slaughter demon bottles and fireball


this is SERIOUSLY BROKEN, so watch out


that or if you don't want to keep searching for slaughter demons you can just go jugger fireball and wreck shit without even trying considering it reflects lasers

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:55 pm
by cedarbridge
Rod form is cancer

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:03 pm
by Xhuis
cedarbridge wrote:Rod form is like an orgasm in ability form
ftfy

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:50 pm
by PKPenguin321
i run 3x blink 2x rod, pretty much unbeatable save for random explosion KOs

as for your ideas OP:
scrubs2009 wrote:I know these ideas are dumb. I'm just not sure why. I don't get to play wiz often so I can't really test them all. Maybe one of them isn't as bad as a think. Let me know.

1. Fully upgrade fireball. A fully upgraded fireball can fire every 2 seconds either you blow yourself up and get KOd + ignited or you just get stunned and mobbed since you can only really handle one person at a time

2. Fully upgraded rod form. Can do it every 10 seconds. if you get caught in those 10 seconds you can get fucked up fast. only takes 5 lasers to end you and you can be chased while in rod form

3. Carp-mancer. Buy change form and then spend the rest of your points on robeless spells. Become a chaos carp. You get chaos carp abilities along with any robe less spells you bought carps have shit tier health but i cant give much more feedback than that considering i dont know specifically what other spells youre taking

4. Staff of animation, upgraded charge. Animate every single thing on the entire station. pretty good if you can hide consistently from the crew, but if you get caught off guard it's over for you, ESPECIALLY if you get your staff disarmed and stolen.

5. Change form and disintegrate. Become ED-209, stun, change back, disintegrate, repeat. fuckload of cooldown and not a lot of mobility. same issue as rod form pretty much


How will I end up getting robusted if I go with these?
as a rule take at least 1 shot of blink despite your loadout, it's basically required

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:40 am
by cedarbridge
Just max blink and become the unstoppable meme.

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:05 am
by factoryman942
what about 2 apprentices and 3 poly staffs

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:44 am
by ChangelingRain
For most hilarious, take smoke and forcewall. That's 2 points and is the most absolutely annoying defensive combo; you block all your enemies and prevent them from seeing where you're going. It's cheap, hilarious, and robeless.

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:32 pm
by MimicFaux
My favourite shitty combo is bluespace distortion and lightning.

Catch anyone on screen instantly in your bluespace bullshit, charge lightning, electrify everyone that doesn't carry RNGesus' blessing to escape early. Season to flavour.

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:35 pm
by NikNakFlak
Mind swap times 5

Or
Mind swap times 1
With 4 mindswap apprentices

I've seen them replace the entire heads of staff and get away with it.

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:15 pm
by Incoming
All 5x one spell loadouts are supposed to be hideous memes that in most cases are theoretically functional. Getting goofy with the loadout is the right way to play wizard.

Also rod form has some undocumented extra benefits from upgrading, the rod travels farther, and thus you are invincible longer (about 2 seconds out of the 10).

Re: Tell me how these shitty wiznerd loadouts will end up fa

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:18 pm
by TwitchTail13
First one has no defense against pincer attack. 4th is a mild annoyance.

quote="scrubs2009"]I know these ideas are dumb. I'm just not sure why. I don't get to play wiz often so I can't really test them all. Maybe one of them isn't as bad as a think. Let me know.

1. Fully upgrade fireball. A fully upgraded fireball can fire every 2 seconds

2. Fully upgraded rod form. Can do it every 10 seconds.

3. Carp-mancer. Buy change form and then spend the rest of your points on robeless spells. Become a chaos carp. You get chaos carp abilities along with any robe less spells you bought

4. Staff of animation, upgraded charge. Animate every single thing on the entire station.

5. Change form and disintegrate. Become ED-209, stun, change back, disintegrate, repeat.

How will I end up getting robusted if I go with these?[/quote]