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DemonFiren wrote:You make the quartermaster inside me proud.

Even better is filling the filing cabinet with actual files, with real records in them; makes me happy to be spess shitsec to see it so well organised, I can finally RP as a Cardassian government official onboard Terok nor.

When a new player dies for the first time and starts RPing in deadchat as a ghost
Adorable!!!

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

>be traitor chaplain
>captain requests i report to bridge immediately
>oh shit
>gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible
>go into science and start just fucking everything up like a non-scientist would in a workplace
>scientist steps to me
>"get out no moonlighting"
>no moonlighting
>MOOOOOONLIGHTING
>revvingchainsword.webm
>Murder the heck out of moonlighting memer
>sec comes
>say the guy is a ling
>tell them about secret mission
>they radio cap and cap clears it
>totally get away with murdering a guy in cold blood
>he was a traitor

felt so heckin good i fricken tell you what

>Shit McGrey starts attacking the CMO in the middle of medical.
>The hallways outside are a nightmare of death and destruction.
>Hypo of neurotoxin to his face
>3 other medbay staff come running over
>oh boy its revs isn't it? Here we go.
>they proceed to help finish off the grey and start fortifying medbay

cedarbridge wrote:>Shit McGrey starts attacking the CMO in the middle of medical.
>The hallways outside are a nightmare of death and destruction.
>Hypo of neurotoxin to his face
>3 other medbay staff come running over
>oh boy its revs isn't it? Here we go.
>they proceed to help finish off the grey and start fortifying medbay

Oh fuck I was that shitgrey, the spear MISSED

Shitposting.

Captains who give out medals.

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 64#p268064
This. My MD is usually a callous asshole of dude, but it always warms my heart to see people I treat cured and survive contact with whatever they had when I found them.

cedarbridge wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 64#p268064
This. My MD is usually a callous asshole of dude, but it always warms my heart to see people I treat cured and survive contact with whatever they had when I found them.

I went on to recall the shuttle and kill a lot of people with an emagged borg (INCLUDING THE ROGUE AI, THANKSVERYMUCH) along with hijacking the shuttle with a lizard janitor

Armhulen wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 64#p268064
This. My MD is usually a callous asshole of dude, but it always warms my heart to see people I treat cured and survive contact with whatever they had when I found them.

I went on to recall the shuttle and kill a lot of people with an emagged borg (INCLUDING THE ROGUE AI, THANKSVERYMUCH) along with hijacking the shuttle with a lizard janitor

The rogue AI made the viro issue even harder so that makes me even happier.

When someone recognizes you from /TG/ on another server.
You know my name

MimicFaux wrote:When someone recognizes you from /TG/ on another server.
You know my name

>found bman on the lifeweb discord

hmmmmmmmmm

Nothing.

When your shenanigans go well and get unexpected little gems like this.
http://prnt.sc/enjjvf

When you arrive on station late as fuck as a plasmaman and the xenos just take you to their home on the escape shuttle and let you hang out.

Nilons wrote:When you arrive on station late as fuck as a plasmaman and the xenos just take you to their home on the escape shuttle and let you hang out.

Can plasmamen not be facehugged?

Well, you have to take off their helmet I believe and since plasmamen catch fire if they lose their helmets, it's generally not in a xeno's best interest to mess around with plasmamen if they can help it.

I figured as much, just wasn't sure if they had similar organs/whatever to humans

Qbopper wrote:I figured as much, just wasn't sure if they had similar organs/whatever to humans

Theoretically ideally you could harvest and implant their lungs I guess.

Once upon a time, I was clowning around as Head of Silliness and managed to befriend the Head of Security with my antics. A partnership was formed and HoS and HoS patrolled around the station together looking for "Unfunny criminals"
At some point we get a rollerbed I was dragged around on so I could banter and joke while the HoS did real police work.

Admin plays BananaPhone.ogg

I probably would have rolled my eyes and turned off sounds had I been playing any other job, but as a clown? I was positively ecstatic. I jumped off the bed and started prancing around, gleefully shouting lyrics.

This is when the traitor we had been stalking lept out of maintenance and stunned the HoS, dragging him slowly off into maintenance, alternating between extinguisher strikes and restunning. The HoS was crying out "Oh god! Clown! Save me! Clown! Help!" I was all of five tiles away. Still way to caught up in the song to even notice.

I still chuckle remembering that incident.

interrogating people and using the tape recorder as evidence.

believe it or not I've had multiple instances where a tape-recorded conversation got someone jailed.

The change to SMES inputs. No more do I need to wire in the solars and waste my wires.

Funny clowns

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

Togopal wrote:

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

Maybe you should stop playing clown then

Limey wrote:

Togopal wrote:

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

Maybe you should stop playing clown then

Maybe you should get a haircut

Togopal wrote:

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

play when bgo is on

Qbopper wrote:

Togopal wrote:

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

play when bgo is on

Nonexistant

Qbopper wrote:

Togopal wrote:

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

play when bgo is on

Bgo is a clown no matter what role they take

Armhulen wrote:

Qbopper wrote:

Togopal wrote:

Limski wrote:Funny clowns

Nonexistant

play when bgo is on

Nonexistant

it's true

Being relevant to the round

When I play captain and interact with the crew a lot and after the round a bunch of people say how much they liked the captain in ooc

when I make a PR and it's only trashed by one or two people

When I close a PR for being stale

Oranges wrote:When I close a PR

fixed

when cult gets their shit together and actually work towards summoning daddy

Limey wrote:when cult gets their shit together and actually work towards summoning daddy

but daddy is rat whore
nar-nar is mommy

DemonFiren wrote:

Limey wrote:when cult gets their shit together and actually work towards summoning daddy

but daddy is rat whore
nar-nar is mommy

Well I was referring to Ratty

but that's not cult
that's cuck cult

when i scan for prints and after i dunk on the guy he's got exactly what i suspected he stole

when someone's being an ass, i dunk them as security, get bwoinked, and the admin bans them instead of me. it occasionally happens and it's my favorite thing ever. (like that guy who i killed, he got admin respawned because it wasn't valid, and he metagriefed me so the admin banned him after I killed him)

Catgirl players

conflict in general, it feeds me.

*wag

Running around the station yelling DEUS VULT as the chaplain

Limski wrote:Catgirl players

The only tolerable cargirl players are the ones who manage to be just the right level of stupid and naive without being obnoxious.

cedarbridge wrote:

Limski wrote:Catgirl players

The only tolerable cargirl players are the ones who manage to be just the right level of lewd without being banned.

fixed!

when a trial happens without any bombs

also

when a trial happens without shitheads screaming over the proceedings trying to make people laugh

Doctor Pork wrote:

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

>be traitor chaplain
>captain requests i report to bridge immediately
>oh shit
>gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible
>go into science and start just fucking everything up like a non-scientist would in a workplace
>scientist steps to me
>"get out no moonlighting"
>no moonlighting
>MOOOOOONLIGHTING
>revvingchainsword.webm
>Murder the heck out of moonlighting memer
>sec comes
>say the guy is a ling
>tell them about secret mission
>they radio cap and cap clears it
>totally get away with murdering a guy in cold blood
>he was a traitor

felt so heckin good i fricken tell you what

how are you an admin

tacolizard wrote:when a trial happens

Fixed