/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2017 6:27 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Doctor Pork wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
>be traitor chaplain
>captain requests i report to bridge immediately
>oh shit
>gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible
>go into science and start just fucking everything up like a non-scientist would in a workplace
>scientist steps to me
>"get out no moonlighting"
>no moonlighting
>MOOOOOONLIGHTING
>revvingchainsword.webm
>Murder the heck out of moonlighting memer
>sec comes
>say the guy is a ling
>tell them about secret mission
>they radio cap and cap clears it
>totally get away with murdering a guy in cold blood
>he was a traitor

felt so heckin good i fricken tell you what

how are you an admin

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2017 6:28 pm**

tacolizard wrote:when a trial happens

Fixed

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2017 6:30 pm**

using one of the plasmemes few advantages to survive while watching inferior human scum perish.

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2017 7:23 pm**

using a flamethrower on a dom with a plasma tank of 3039kPa, instantly lighting the entire room on fire, killing every ganger and the dominator itself

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2017 10:12 pm**

DrWoofington wrote:using a flamethrower on a dom with a plasma tank of 3039kPa, instantly lighting the entire room on fire, killing every ganger and the dominator itself

I was on the receiving end of that, shit was cash. that was legendary.

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2017 10:16 pm**

Having solars, turbine, SM and tesla/singularity (or both) all running at once#

I usually manage 3 of 4

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2017 10:49 pm**

nothing

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2017 6:23 am**

oranges wrote:nothing

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2017 6:50 am**

nsos wrote:
oranges wrote:nothing

you guys do know that nothing used to mean pussy a few hundred years back, right?

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2017 6:55 am**

deadchat salt

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:31 am**

Smoking a blunt of lifeweed.

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:38 am**

Reyn wrote:Smoking a blunt of lifeweed.

jokes on you becuz there's a bug that makes blunts not do anything

Posted: **Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:18 pm**

Your smile.

Posted: **Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:18 am**

When shitposting hard enough in Ops comms gets someone lynched.

Posted: **Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:05 pm**

Petitioning for racial equality rights on the station... as joseph stalin.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:01 pm**

I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:08 pm**

When I can be a drone and upgrade all the machines on station and everyone is grateful about it.

Fully upgraded weapon chargers can charge an empty taser to full in ~one second and a fully upgraded emitter can do the job three with a fraction of the power required

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:09 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

One of us....One of us

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:41 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:42 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.
catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby

catching a perp in the skull with your harm baton when he starts yelling to riot over radio and seeing that his screams only get louder as his health depletes

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:35 am**

Nilons wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.
catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby
catching a perp in the skull with your harm baton when he starts yelling to riot over radio and seeing that his screams only get louder as his health depletes

actually rping an interrogation and reducing the perp's sentence for cooperating with security

i'm different

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:42 am**

reducing the perp's sentence for *not being a whiny sack of shit

FTFY

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:24 am**

Seeing the station nuked in under 20 minuites

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:40 am**

Having a team of operatives all get killed by the stickman ruin before the station learned of their existence. Essentially causing classic, unannounced extended.

It was actually a good round with the crew running all sorts of fun gimmicks without assistants breaking every window in sight.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:19 pm**

Pouring welding fuel on and lighting up the body of someone who murdered you that round, after you get cloned of course you do the body burning.

Posted: **Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:24 am**

When the ancient station survivors contact the main station via holopad and call for rescue.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:36 pm**

When I press a button on my signaller, and the next two things I hear are "BOOM" and "FUCK, CALL THE SHUTTLE". I love blowing shit up so much.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:03 pm**

dropping a minibomb in a locker and dragging it right around the corner and running away.

perfect kill, every time.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:55 pm**

tacolizard wrote:dropping a minibomb in a locker and dragging it right around the corner and running away.

perfect kill, every time.

when your prs get closed

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:18 am**

I'm definitely starting to see the shuttle being recalled as a moment of joy.

Calling shuttles on a dropped eyelash is a cancer, and I'm glad to see that people are working against it.

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:24 am**

Once we reenacted the Glorious Revolution, when captain kept calling the shuttle 20 minutes in because he was bored. I personally imprisoned two or three people in xenobio, then let them go after the captain was deposed.

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:36 am**

oldmans policy discussions

oldmans ban appeals getting denied

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:18 am**

InsaneHyena wrote:Once we reenacted the Glorious Revolution, when captain kept calling the shuttle 20 minutes in because he was bored. I personally imprisoned two or three people in xenobio, then let them go after the captain was deposed.

Which of the various Glorious Revolutions was that?

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:10 am**

The one that overthrew James II.

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:54 am**

When your Nuke Op team does something as basic as "Hey, meet at X (usually a solar) and go in together" instead of fucking off the second they leave the ship.

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:54 pm**

perfectly timing the end of a midi

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:10 pm**

When Security are reasonable human beings.

"Hey botanist, is that Death Nettle for RnD?"

"Yup. And if it wasn't, would I really be growing it front and centre to the window?"

"Good point, have a nice day."

I've been tased, strip searched and left naked and cuffed in the hallway because of bloody shoes before.

Posted: **Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:48 pm**

tacolizard wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
>be traitor chaplain
>captain requests i report to bridge immediately
>oh shit
>gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible
>go into science and start just fucking everything up like a non-scientist would in a workplace
>scientist steps to me
>"get out no moonlighting"
>no moonlighting
>MOOOOOONLIGHTING
>revvingchainsword.webm
>Murder the heck out of moonlighting memer
>sec comes
>say the guy is a ling
>tell them about secret mission
>they radio cap and cap clears it
>totally get away with murdering a guy in cold blood
>he was a traitor

felt so heckin good i fricken tell you what

how are you an admin

:^)

Posted: **Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:08 am**

I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

Posted: **Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:40 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

God damn it why didnt you spawn harambae or the italian plumber death squads

Posted: **Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:13 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

Were we playing the same round? Well over half of the people hated it. It's a terrible gamemode that should never be run, even for events.

Posted: **Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:10 pm**

DiamondSentinel wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it
Were we playing the same round? Well over half of the people hated it. It's a terrible gamemode that should never be run, even for events.

Definitely not "well over half" or even half but yeah some people didn't like it as goes with most rounds regardless of type

Also there was a vote and the people picked monkey. This is the future you chose

Posted: **Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:13 pm**

Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:42 am**

BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh

Clock cult may be poorly designed but at least you can fight it. It's actually very easy to fight at this point. The key is the AI.

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:41 pm**

BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh

it doesn't make me quit the game immediately and all crewmembers have an equal chance of participation (growing bananas, welding vents, trying to kill monkeys)

it's not a GOOD gamemode, but yeah, I think it could be argued that it is better

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:57 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh
it doesn't make me quit the game immediately and all crewmembers have an equal chance of participation (growing bananas, welding vents, trying to kill monkeys)

it's not a GOOD gamemode, but yeah, I think it could be argued that it is better

That's not equal participation. Science is completely useless aside from locking down entirely and welding vents, because we will never get mats from science. And before you say to use Xenobiology, slimes are too slow to catch player controlled monkeys.

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:47 am**

everybody is doing something even if it isn't their normal job

that's better than being forced to sit around hoping the cult converts you or whatever

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:07 pm**

Why does nobody make monkey mode better? Make monkeys starve to death or something and they can't hide forever.

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:45 pm**

When people just stumble into an alliance through no verbal agreement in a dire, station-wrecking situation, and help each other through thick and thin to get into the shuttle.

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:16 pm**

confused rock wrote:Why does nobody make monkey mode better? Make monkeys starve to death or something and they can't hide forever.

I ran a monkey round the other day and I don't know if this was bugs or not but

-monkeys can't see out of vents anymore, they just see the pipes/vents
-monkeys suffocate while in vents

the monkeys lost, actually, it was a bit fucking ridiculous

(also the captain got jungle fever and beelined for genetics to make himself human wew)

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:31 pm**

Monkeys not being able to see out of vents is a feature, apparently. Ventcrawling got changed a while back so that you need thermal or x-ray vision to see people while inside a vent, hence why xenos are unaffected.

Monkeys need sufficient pressure and O2 to be able to survive in vents for long periods, scrubbers are almost always de-pressurised so crawling through them is a bad idea.

Also monkey fever forces you to revert to being a monkey even if you get made human via genetics or mutadone.

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