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Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 6:28 pm
by Limski
tacolizard wrote:when a trial happens

Fixed

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 6:30 pm
by tacolizard
using one of the plasmemes few advantages to survive while watching inferior human scum perish.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 7:23 pm
by DrWoofington
using a flamethrower on a dom with a plasma tank of 3039kPa, instantly lighting the entire room on fire, killing every ganger and the dominator itself

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:12 pm
by Limski
DrWoofington wrote:using a flamethrower on a dom with a plasma tank of 3039kPa, instantly lighting the entire room on fire, killing every ganger and the dominator itself

I was on the receiving end of that, shit was cash. that was legendary.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:16 pm
by Anonmare
Having solars, turbine, SM and tesla/singularity (or both) all running at once#

I usually manage 3 of 4

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:49 pm
by oranges
nothing

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 6:23 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:nothing

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 6:50 am
by DemonFiren
nsos wrote:
oranges wrote:nothing

you guys do know that nothing used to mean pussy a few hundred years back, right?

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 6:55 am
by Limski
deadchat salt

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:31 am
by Reyn
Smoking a blunt of lifeweed.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:38 am
by tacolizard
Reyn wrote:Smoking a blunt of lifeweed.



jokes on you becuz there's a bug that makes blunts not do anything

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:18 pm
by Bawhoppennn
Your smile.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:18 am
by D&B
When shitposting hard enough in Ops comms gets someone lynched.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:05 pm
by Reyn
Petitioning for racial equality rights on the station... as joseph stalin.

Image

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:01 pm
by InsaneHyena
I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:08 pm
by Anonmare
When I can be a drone and upgrade all the machines on station and everyone is grateful about it.

Fully upgraded weapon chargers can charge an empty taser to full in ~one second and a fully upgraded emitter can do the job three with a fraction of the power required

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:09 pm
by D&B
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.


One of us....One of us

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:41 pm
by PKPenguin321
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:42 pm
by Nilons
PKPenguin321 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby


catching a perp in the skull with your harm baton when he starts yelling to riot over radio and seeing that his screams only get louder as his health depletes

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:35 am
by DemonFiren
Nilons wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

catching a perp through thorough and discreet investigation as detective then confronting them and having a chase/shootout and eventually shooting them with the detectives revolver and finishing them off with whatever's nearby


catching a perp in the skull with your harm baton when he starts yelling to riot over radio and seeing that his screams only get louder as his health depletes

actually rping an interrogation and reducing the perp's sentence for cooperating with security

i'm different

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:42 am
by tacolizard
reducing the perp's sentence for *not being a whiny sack of shit

FTFY

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:24 am
by Reyn
Seeing the station nuked in under 20 minuites

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:40 am
by RandomMarine
Having a team of operatives all get killed by the stickman ruin before the station learned of their existence. Essentially causing classic, unannounced extended.

It was actually a good round with the crew running all sorts of fun gimmicks without assistants breaking every window in sight.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:19 pm
by Reyn
Pouring welding fuel on and lighting up the body of someone who murdered you that round, after you get cloned of course you do the body burning.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:24 am
by Anonmare
When the ancient station survivors contact the main station via holopad and call for rescue.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:36 pm
by InsaneHyena
When I press a button on my signaller, and the next two things I hear are "BOOM" and "FUCK, CALL THE SHUTTLE". I love blowing shit up so much.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:03 pm
by tacolizard
dropping a minibomb in a locker and dragging it right around the corner and running away.


perfect kill, every time.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:55 pm
by kevinz000
tacolizard wrote:dropping a minibomb in a locker and dragging it right around the corner and running away.


perfect kill, every time.

when your prs get closed

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:18 am
by AnonymousNow
I'm definitely starting to see the shuttle being recalled as a moment of joy.

Calling shuttles on a dropped eyelash is a cancer, and I'm glad to see that people are working against it.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:24 am
by InsaneHyena
Once we reenacted the Glorious Revolution, when captain kept calling the shuttle 20 minutes in because he was bored. I personally imprisoned two or three people in xenobio, then let them go after the captain was deposed.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:36 am
by Qbmax32
oldmans policy discussions



oldmans ban appeals getting denied

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:18 am
by DemonFiren
InsaneHyena wrote:Once we reenacted the Glorious Revolution, when captain kept calling the shuttle 20 minutes in because he was bored. I personally imprisoned two or three people in xenobio, then let them go after the captain was deposed.

Which of the various Glorious Revolutions was that?

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:10 am
by InsaneHyena
The one that overthrew James II.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:54 am
by TheWulfe
When your Nuke Op team does something as basic as "Hey, meet at X (usually a solar) and go in together" instead of fucking off the second they leave the ship.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:54 pm
by bandit
perfectly timing the end of a midi

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:10 pm
by MimicFaux
When Security are reasonable human beings.

"Hey botanist, is that Death Nettle for RnD?"

"Yup. And if it wasn't, would I really be growing it front and centre to the window?"

"Good point, have a nice day."

I've been tased, strip searched and left naked and cuffed in the hallway because of bloody shoes before.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:48 pm
by Doctor Pork
tacolizard wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

>be traitor chaplain
>captain requests i report to bridge immediately
>oh shit
>gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible
>go into science and start just fucking everything up like a non-scientist would in a workplace
>scientist steps to me
>"get out no moonlighting"
>no moonlighting
>MOOOOOONLIGHTING
>revvingchainsword.webm
>Murder the heck out of moonlighting memer
>sec comes
>say the guy is a ling
>tell them about secret mission
>they radio cap and cap clears it
>totally get away with murdering a guy in cold blood
>he was a traitor

felt so heckin good i fricken tell you what



how are you an admin

:^)

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:08 am
by PKPenguin321
I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:40 pm
by calzilla1
PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

God damn it why didnt you spawn harambae or the italian plumber death squads

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:13 pm
by DiamondSentinel
PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

Were we playing the same round? Well over half of the people hated it. It's a terrible gamemode that should never be run, even for events.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:10 pm
by PKPenguin321
DiamondSentinel wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:I ran a round of monkey yesterday and people actually enjoyed it

Were we playing the same round? Well over half of the people hated it. It's a terrible gamemode that should never be run, even for events.

Definitely not "well over half" or even half but yeah some people didn't like it as goes with most rounds regardless of type

Also there was a vote and the people picked monkey. This is the future you chose

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:13 pm
by BeeSting12
Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:42 am
by DiamondSentinel
BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh

Clock cult may be poorly designed but at least you can fight it. It's actually very easy to fight at this point. The key is the AI.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:41 pm
by Qbopper
BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh


it doesn't make me quit the game immediately and all crewmembers have an equal chance of participation (growing bananas, welding vents, trying to kill monkeys)

it's not a GOOD gamemode, but yeah, I think it could be argued that it is better

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:57 pm
by DiamondSentinel
Qbopper wrote:
BeeSting12 wrote:Monkey is better than clock cult. Prove me wrong. You can't tbh


it doesn't make me quit the game immediately and all crewmembers have an equal chance of participation (growing bananas, welding vents, trying to kill monkeys)

it's not a GOOD gamemode, but yeah, I think it could be argued that it is better

That's not equal participation. Science is completely useless aside from locking down entirely and welding vents, because we will never get mats from science. And before you say to use Xenobiology, slimes are too slow to catch player controlled monkeys.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:47 am
by Qbopper
everybody is doing something even if it isn't their normal job

that's better than being forced to sit around hoping the cult converts you or whatever

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:07 pm
by confused rock
Why does nobody make monkey mode better? Make monkeys starve to death or something and they can't hide forever.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:45 pm
by AnonymousNow
When people just stumble into an alliance through no verbal agreement in a dire, station-wrecking situation, and help each other through thick and thin to get into the shuttle.

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:16 pm
by Qbopper
confused rock wrote:Why does nobody make monkey mode better? Make monkeys starve to death or something and they can't hide forever.


I ran a monkey round the other day and I don't know if this was bugs or not but

-monkeys can't see out of vents anymore, they just see the pipes/vents
-monkeys suffocate while in vents

the monkeys lost, actually, it was a bit fucking ridiculous

(also the captain got jungle fever and beelined for genetics to make himself human wew)

Re: Things that bring you joy

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:31 pm
by Anonmare
Monkeys not being able to see out of vents is a feature, apparently. Ventcrawling got changed a while back so that you need thermal or x-ray vision to see people while inside a vent, hence why xenos are unaffected.

Monkeys need sufficient pressure and O2 to be able to survive in vents for long periods, scrubbers are almost always de-pressurised so crawling through them is a bad idea.

Also monkey fever forces you to revert to being a monkey even if you get made human via genetics or mutadone.