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Post by InsaneHyena » #263730

Bottom post of the previous page:

Speaking of revenge and being a cook, once I've played a clown called Ronald McDonald. I cooked my enemies into burgers and served them to spessmen.
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Post by Anonmare » #263756

>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
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Post by cedarbridge » #263785

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
I like the variant of "good guy" traitor
>fucking around doing his department job
>some shitbird starts causing trouble in and around the department
>revolver them in the face
>bystanders don't care
>He was a shitter anyway. Thanks RD.
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Post by Luke Cox » #263791

Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #263793

Luke Cox wrote:Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain
Having one arm, disarming the captain and dismembering him with his saber
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Re: Things that bring you joy

Post by Luke Cox » #263810

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Luke Cox wrote:Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain
Having one arm, disarming the captain and dismembering him with his saber
Calling down the unholy wrath of the redtide upon the hapless peasant and removing his remaining three limbs as captain
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Post by InsaneHyena » #263837

It's strange, I know, but I'm much better at disguising as a traitor (or even sometimes nonantag) than as a changeling.
>tfw talking with people actively searching for you to kill you without them suspecting a thing. "I think I've seen that guy in medbay two minutes ago!"
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Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)
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Post by Fatal » #263883

When people reward you for the effort you put into something rather than being a grifflord to ruin your day

Recently, HoP was being all red-tape and denying everything without stamps to everyone

Walk up to HoP line with fancy paperwork asking for promotion to Assistant Head of Personnel

Get it simply for the fact he appreciated the cool shiny paperwork

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Post by Qbopper » #263902

cedarbridge wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
I like the variant of "good guy" traitor
>fucking around doing his department job
>some shitbird starts causing trouble in and around the department
>revolver them in the face
>bystanders don't care
>He was a imperfect person playing an imperfect game anyway. Thanks RD.
I've only done this once but it was fucking incredible

I know a lot of people like to shit on friendly antags (I won't defend friendly wizards though, fuck that shit) but I think it makes the rounds more interesting, especially since there's that danger of them backstabbing you later on
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Post by XDTM » #263906

Getting hold of a dead head of staff as a rev, disguising as them with genetics, and slipping past all the lines of defense to get to the other heads, then shooting them in the back.
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Post by Xhuis » #263990

MimicFaux wrote:Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)
Because I suck I always do this if I need to hijack. Typically, some signalers, the bolt wire, and an emag are all I need. I've done it I think four times now, and the only time people got on was when the powergaming atmos tech had his hardsuit and a fire axe, which I stole and massacred everyone with anyway.
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Post by One Seven One » #263995

People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.


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One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.
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Post by One Seven One » #264025

bandit wrote:
One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.
which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours
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One Seven One wrote:
bandit wrote:
One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.
which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours
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Post by bandit » #264065

the notice boards on the walls of most departments most people forget are there
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Post by Remie Richards » #264082

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
I did this once, except we were both antags.
Tator pulled out his esword on me in maint but I was a ling so I killed him, handed his body in and got promoted to HoP.
Nobody knew a damn thing except me and the body.
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Post by calzilla1 » #264255

I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Post by DemonFiren » #264262

MimicFaux wrote:Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)
The best I remember involved lizard metafriendships, arpee, and a really shitty captain.
And a backup plan to flood plasma because you know, you never know.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #264274

calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
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InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Post by DemonFiren » #264355

just ban mso

oh wait
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Post by Armhulen » #264356

calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
ban mods? sure!


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Post by PKPenguin321 » #264357

InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
i actually dont know what its a filter of
greytider? nope
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
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saving borg lives and giving people augmentations for the glorious cyborg space future
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Post by Wyzack » #264359

imperfect meme phrase is a filter to the word S H I T T E R i think. Also they really should be disabled in the FNR boards, i really thought that one ban was for minor IC crime
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Post by DemonFiren » #264368

imperfect wordfilter on an imperfect forum
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Post by bandit » #264700

Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
ban mods? sure!


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nice try this post was not edited
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Post by Armhulen » #264748

bandit wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
ban mods? sure!


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nice try this post was not edited
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Post by Anonmare » #264764

Shitter hugbox tbqh

Aww they removed the hug box filter
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Post by Bluespace » #264886

Being a changeling cop
Arrest some guy in maint using tentacles and making sure to flash my arm blade and make it obvious I'm a ling
Brig him without harming him
He's screaming like a mad chimp about me being a ling
Nobody believes him
Doesn't leave his department for the rest of the round

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Post by InsaneHyena » #264892

> Security has been infiltrated by shapeshifting monsters! You have to believe me! I'm not crazy!
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Post by Okand37 » #264896

People having fun with each other and not at the expense of each other.
Science helping the rest of the station out.
Being fashionable.
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Post by Munchlax » #264903

people actually closing goddam security lockers
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Post by DemonFiren » #264929

People actually locking goddamn security lockers.
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Post by Qbopper » #264991

DemonFiren wrote:People actually locking goddamn security lockers.
Alt click is a beautiful thing
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Post by Anonmare » #265003

>tfw taken to going to security as a cyborg for the express purpose of cleaning up after them and locking their lockers
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Post by cedarbridge » #265042

Watching a medical doctor run out of medbay in full ERT clothing with a defib as soon as a bomb goes off or something yells "Ops"

Watching science cooperating with medbay to build extra sleepers near the site of a blob

Creative placement of emitters. A whole battery of emitters vs. approaching revs is a thing to behold.
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CosmicScientist wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw taken to going to security as a cyborg for the express purpose of cleaning up after them and locking their lockers
Aw that's kind of sweet in a you're willing to be a caretaker for challenged individuals when even their taskmaster caretakers (Warden/HoS) aren't doing the job.
at roundstart as HoS i wait lock the lockers behind my officers
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Post by MrEousTranger » #265138

Solving a case using good old fashion detective skills.


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Post by cedarbridge » #265140

Monologueing to myself as detective.
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Post by Armhulen » #265155

If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective
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Post by cedarbridge » #265157

Armhulen wrote:If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective
No arrests required
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Post by Armhulen » #265161

cedarbridge wrote:
Armhulen wrote:If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective
No arrests required
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Post by Qbopper » #265323

the only problem with being a mime detective is the fact that I can't make monologues

related to the thread: being a mime detective
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Post by cedarbridge » #265339

Qbopper wrote:the only problem with being a mime detective is the fact that I can't make monologues

related to the thread: being a mime detective
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Post by Reece » #265396

Being an obstructive red tape arse as security, I made a guy yesterday sign a confession, give a verbal interview, then a recorded interview, then made him sign the transcript, sign the report made by the arresting officer, the attending officer, and his commanding officer (CE), took a good fifteen minutes of just fucking with this guy for breaking into caps office.

All the good tide shit was done when he finally got let off with a verbal warning.
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Post by DemonFiren » #265399

You make the quartermaster inside me proud.
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Post by Reece » #265405

DemonFiren wrote:You make the quartermaster inside me proud.
Even better is filling the filing cabinet with actual files, with real records in them; makes me happy to be spess shitsec to see it so well organised, I can finally RP as a Cardassian government official onboard Terok nor.
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