/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:42 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Speaking of revenge and being a cook, once I've played a clown called Ronald McDonald. I cooked my enemies into burgers and served them to spessmen.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:28 am**

>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:42 am**

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

I like the variant of "good guy" traitor
>fucking around doing his department job
>some shitbird starts causing trouble in and around the department
>revolver them in the face
>bystanders don't care
>He was a shitter anyway. Thanks RD.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:15 am**

Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:20 am**

Luke Cox wrote:Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain

Having one arm, disarming the captain and dismembering him with his saber

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:03 am**

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Luke Cox wrote:Successfully holding grandiose public executions as HoS
Dismembering greyshirts with the sabre as Captain
Having one arm, disarming the captain and dismembering him with his saber

Calling down the unholy wrath of the redtide upon the hapless peasant and removing his remaining three limbs as captain

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:19 pm**

It's strange, I know, but I'm much better at disguising as a traitor (or even sometimes nonantag) than as a changeling.
>tfw talking with people actively searching for you to kill you without them suspecting a thing. "I think I've seen that guy in medbay two minutes ago!"
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Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:42 pm**

Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:53 pm**

When people reward you for the effort you put into something rather than being a grifflord to ruin your day

Recently, HoP was being all red-tape and denying everything without stamps to everyone

Walk up to HoP line with fancy paperwork asking for promotion to Assistant Head of Personnel

Get it simply for the fact he appreciated the cool shiny paperwork

I was lizard too

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:41 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them
I like the variant of "good guy" traitor
>fucking around doing his department job
>some shitbird starts causing trouble in and around the department
>revolver them in the face
>bystanders don't care
>He was a imperfect person playing an imperfect game anyway. Thanks RD.

I've only done this once but it was fucking incredible

I know a lot of people like to shit on friendly antags (I won't defend friendly wizards though, fuck that shit) but I think it makes the rounds more interesting, especially since there's that danger of them backstabbing you later on

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:43 pm**

Getting hold of a dead head of staff as a rev, disguising as them with genetics, and slipping past all the lines of defense to get to the other heads, then shooting them in the back.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:07 am**

MimicFaux wrote:Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)

Because I suck I always do this if I need to hijack. Typically, some signalers, the bolt wire, and an emag are all I need. I've done it I think four times now, and the only time people got on was when the powergaming atmos tech had his hardsuit and a fire axe, which I stole and massacred everyone with anyway.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:21 am**

People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.

Doctors who heal anyone and everyone.
Even traitors.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:24 am**

One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.

which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:31 am**

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:08 am**

bandit wrote:
One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.
which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours

Sybil!
Back before Basil became more popular.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:11 am**

One Seven One wrote:
bandit wrote:
One Seven One wrote:People using the corkboards.
I was a head of Personnel and visited a few departments.
Engineering had a list of the wires and what they did on theirs.
Security had a note saying they were canceling Donut Day.
Science had a science question posted on theirs and anyone who got it right would have gotten a prize.
which server was this on because it sure as fuck wasn't ours
Sybil!
Back before Basil became more popular.

I don't think I've even seen a corkboard

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:04 am**

the notice boards on the walls of most departments most people forget are there

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:53 am**

Anonmare wrote:>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you
>Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them

I did this once, except we were both antags.
Tator pulled out his esword on me in maint but I was a ling so I killed him, handed his body in and got promoted to HoP.
Nobody knew a damn thing except me and the body.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:06 pm**

I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:19 pm**

MimicFaux wrote:Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)

The best I remember involved lizard metafriendships, arpee, and a really shitty captain.
And a backup plan to flood plasma because you know, you never know.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:41 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme

It's the word filter.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:35 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.

These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:51 pm**

just ban mso

oh wait

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:52 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?

ban mods? sure!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:54 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.

i actually dont know what its a filter of
greytider? nope

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:54 pm**

saving borg lives and giving people augmentations for the glorious cyborg space future

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:57 pm**

imperfect meme phrase is a filter to the word S H I T T E R i think. Also they really should be disabled in the FNR boards, i really thought that one ban was for minor IC crime

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:03 pm**

imperfect wordfilter on an imperfect forum

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:13 pm**

Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
ban mods? sure!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

nice try this post was not edited

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:03 pm**

bandit wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:I don't get the imperfect person playing an imperfect game meme
It's the word filter.
These word filters are now fucking with ban appeals, when can we remove them and start banning mods?
ban mods? sure!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
nice try this post was not edited

Imperfect poster posting in an imperfect forum

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:53 pm**

Shitter hugbox tbqh

Aww they removed the hug box filter

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:28 am**

Being a changeling cop
Arrest some guy in maint using tentacles and making sure to flash my arm blade and make it obvious I'm a ling
Brig him without harming him
He's screaming like a mad chimp about me being a ling
Nobody believes him
Doesn't leave his department for the rest of the round

It's a beautiful thing, fear

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:49 am**

> Security has been infiltrated by shapeshifting monsters! You have to believe me! I'm not crazy!

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:10 am**

People having fun with each other and not at the expense of each other.
Science helping the rest of the station out.
Being fashionable.

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:07 am**

people actually closing goddam security lockers

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:00 am**

People actually locking goddamn security lockers.

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:08 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:People actually locking goddamn security lockers.

Alt click is a beautiful thing

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:16 pm**

>tfw taken to going to security as a cyborg for the express purpose of cleaning up after them and locking their lockers

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:13 pm**

Watching a medical doctor run out of medbay in full ERT clothing with a defib as soon as a bomb goes off or something yells "Ops"

Watching science cooperating with medbay to build extra sleepers near the site of a blob

Creative placement of emitters. A whole battery of emitters vs. approaching revs is a thing to behold.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:00 am**

CosmicScientist wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>tfw taken to going to security as a cyborg for the express purpose of cleaning up after them and locking their lockers
Aw that's kind of sweet in a you're willing to be a caretaker for challenged individuals when even their taskmaster caretakers (Warden/HoS) aren't doing the job.

at roundstart as HoS i wait lock the lockers behind my officers

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:01 am**

Solving a case using good old fashion detective skills.

Feels good.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:05 am**

Monologueing to myself as detective.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:16 am**

If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:37 am**

Armhulen wrote:If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective

No arrests required

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:56 am**

cedarbridge wrote:
Armhulen wrote:If you aren't monologing an arrest before you cuff the criminal you should stop playing detective
No arrests required

interrogation beckons

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:10 pm**

the only problem with being a mime detective is the fact that I can't make monologues

related to the thread: being a mime detective

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:03 pm**

Qbopper wrote:the only problem with being a mime detective is the fact that I can't make monologues

related to the thread: being a mime detective

Keep a detailed journal.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:26 pm**

Being an obstructive red tape arse as security, I made a guy yesterday sign a confession, give a verbal interview, then a recorded interview, then made him sign the transcript, sign the report made by the arresting officer, the attending officer, and his commanding officer (CE), took a good fifteen minutes of just fucking with this guy for breaking into caps office.

All the good tide shit was done when he finally got let off with a verbal warning.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:29 pm**

You make the quartermaster inside me proud.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:38 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:You make the quartermaster inside me proud.

Even better is filling the filing cabinet with actual files, with real records in them; makes me happy to be spess shitsec to see it so well organised, I can finally RP as a Cardassian government official onboard Terok nor.

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