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Worst serb?

Other (post below)
0
No votes
Vore
3
6%
Citadel
1
2%
/tg/
17
34%
/vg/
0
No votes
Hippie
3
6%
Life web
1
2%
Hate
1
2%
d20
1
2%
Archangel
0
No votes
Paradise
4
8%
Goon
7
14%
Yog
2
4%
Bay
5
10%
Aurora
0
No votes
Fallout 13
5
10%
Fulp
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 50

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What is the worst server? (Please vote again ed.)

Post by calzilla1 » #262700

See title
Battle in the comments
(Edit: added yog and bay and other!)
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Re: What is the worst server?

Post by cedarbridge » #262711

Never heard of about half of these.
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Re: What is the worst server?

Post by oranges » #262775

Basil
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Post by Armhulen » #262776

oranges wrote:Basil
wtf i like oranges now?
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Post by lzimann » #262781

all of the above
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #262782

Easily hippie let's be real

As for best, Vore still has gibbing people by absorbing them into your penis while no other server does, so I'd have to say they're still on top
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Post by Digdugxx » #262793

Hate station isnt even up anymore is it? eh
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Post by D&B » #262799

Paradise tbh
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Post by Qbopper » #262805

Armhulen wrote:
oranges wrote:Basil
wtf i like oranges now?
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Goon: SJW cancer
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Re: What is the worst server?

Post by oranges » #262813

You know how you see everyone as cancer Shadow?

That means you're literally the cancer.
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Post by Qbopper » #262900

ShadowDimentio wrote:Goon: SJW cancer

lol ok

Hippie: Tiding cancer

yeah

Bay: Roleplay cancer

>different fun = cancer

Vore: ERP cancer

yeah

Lifeweb: Edgelord cancer

different fun = cancer

TG: Deleopment cancer

...no comment

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Post by calzilla1 » #262978

Digdugxx wrote:Hate station isnt even up anymore is it? eh
Or what ever 8ch new station is
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Post by D&B » #262979

Honorable mention to /vg/ for being toxic regarding powergamers while at the same time they will shit on each other for not being able to make a convoluted cryo mix in the first 5 minutes of the game, or have a literal autistic shitfit if they're not allowed to use a telescience outpost to sit watching a medical screen for the duration of the shift to make sure nobody does.

It's not normal autism. Theirs is advanced autism.
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[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
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Post by calzilla1 » #262981

I regret putting tg on there
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Post by Armhulen » #263032

D&B wrote:Honorable mention to /vg/ for being toxic regarding powergamers while at the same time they will shit on each other for not being able to make a convoluted cryo mix in the first 5 minutes of the game, or have a literal autistic shitfit if they're not allowed to use a telescience outpost to sit watching a medical screen for the duration of the shift to make sure nobody does.

It's not normal autism. Theirs is advanced autism.
how to be the best
>make the equivalent of bicardine cryo
>whenever some replaces it, throw it out when nobody's looking
>put shitty healing chem back in
>watch autists bitch and fight and play their own game of mafia on who threw out their godmix
I'd try it here but nobody cares about cryo, you can kill like 4 people just by adding an empty beaker
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Post by Raphaella » #263207

D&B wrote:not being able to make a convoluted cryo mix in the first 5 minutes of the game
>making a convoluted cryomix when permeability is a thing and clonex/cryox/alky/ryet/dylovene is infinitely better
disgusting
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Post by danno » #263209

what kind of a lil bitch do you have to be to cry about other servers instead of playing what you want and letting others do the same
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Post by cedarbridge » #263210

Raphaella wrote:
D&B wrote:not being able to make a convoluted cryo mix in the first 5 minutes of the game
>making a convoluted cryomix when permeability is a thing and clonex/cryox/alky/ryet/dyovelene is infinitely better
disgusting
>not just stuffing cryo with polyacid and calling it a day
Its like you actually want scrubs rushing cryo.
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cedarbridge wrote:
Raphaella wrote:
D&B wrote:not being able to make a convoluted cryo mix in the first 5 minutes of the game
>making a convoluted cryomix when permeability is a thing and clonex/cryox/alky/ryet/dyovelene is infinitely better
disgusting
>not just stuffing cryo with polyacid and calling it a day
Its like you actually want scrubs rushing cryo.
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Post by WJohnston » #263265

Other: CM.

I hold an almost unreasonable grudge against their server because of how impossibly backwards their gameplay is, yet how simultaneously ridiculously popular they remain.

To me, it's like "god, all these people have to put up with this bullshit for their xeno fix when it could be done SO MUCH BETTER."

The idea and gamemode are totally fine, the way they execute it with bay mechanics, forced RP ignorance of mechanics, map knowledge etc, long-ass wait times, baymed that causes timeouts any time anyone gets a stubbed toe etc... HOW does anyone enjoy this?
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WJohnston wrote:Other: CM.

I hold an almost unreasonable grudge against their server because of how impossibly backwards their gameplay is, yet how simultaneously ridiculously popular they remain.

To me, it's like "god, all these people have to put up with this bullshit for their xeno fix when it could be done SO MUCH BETTER."

The idea and gamemode are totally fine, the way they execute it with bay mechanics, forced RP ignorance of mechanics, map knowledge etc, long-ass wait times, baymed that causes timeouts any time anyone gets a stubbed toe etc... HOW does anyone enjoy this?
The simple answer to enjoying CM is: Never enter medbay.
If you get a gash in the chest, just keep on fighting. This isn't funny nigger, medbay is the least fun room on the map and if you get locked in there, abandon hope
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Post by Qbopper » #263284

danno wrote:what kind of a lil bitch do you have to be to cry about other servers instead of playing what you want and letting others do the same
one that values shitposting over personal beliefs or morals
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oranges wrote:You know how you see everyone as cancer Shadow?

That means you're literally the cancer.
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Post by killerx09 » #263464

No Yogstation?
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Post by calzilla1 » #263466

killerx09 wrote:No Yogstation?
Added
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

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Post by Reece » #263474

Armhulen wrote:
WJohnston wrote:Other: CM.

I hold an almost unreasonable grudge against their server because of how impossibly backwards their gameplay is, yet how simultaneously ridiculously popular they remain.

To me, it's like "god, all these people have to put up with this bullshit for their xeno fix when it could be done SO MUCH BETTER."

The idea and gamemode are totally fine, the way they execute it with bay mechanics, forced RP ignorance of mechanics, map knowledge etc, long-ass wait times, baymed that causes timeouts any time anyone gets a stubbed toe etc... HOW does anyone enjoy this?
The simple answer to enjoying CM is: Never enter medbay.
If you get a gash in the chest, just keep on fighting. This isn't funny nigger, medbay is the least fun room on the map and if you get locked in there, abandon hope
Basically like real army. Do ten minutes on patrol,stub your toe and then spend a week in physiotherapy.
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Post by imblyings » #267146

CM rp mechanics are understandable up to the point where you realize while they enforce a lore context where marines know nothing about aliens for good reasons, they don't enforce marines having some common sense so people die to the dumbest things. Their administration is also questionable.

But the real killer of CM is its clunky controls. That FUCKING click delay and need to click an item in storage directly instead of just it's box. I really hope that's changed. CM was so fun but tg just played so much more smoother.
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Post by oranges » #267156

CM is so far behind the state of the art at this point in terms of smoothness.

It's a shame but that's what you get if you go closed source and don't attract contributors from other codebases
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Post by lntigracy » #267398

By attract you mean steal

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Post by oranges » #267577

what's the difference
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Post by Luke Cox » #267664

Goon stripped out most of atmos. Absolute hersey.
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