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Bottom post of the previous page:

People said there would be boss runs.

Where are the boss runs?

I got enough influence to go after anyone we want.

EDIT:

An0n3 criticizes everyone's gear choices while urging them to follow the silent DrPillz: The Movie: The Game was pretty rad. Fun times.

An0 "Dump the rail or I rail you "n3
People Are "Take the bend or see your end" Strange
Dryn "Fry your friends" wyn

I recorded so maybe I'll make a montage to our collective retardation.

I SUPPLY EATS
SO WE CAN APPLY BEATS

I hope you got our Chinese firedrill HAV tactics. Everytime we dismounted everyone squabbled for a new seat.
"I WANT TO DRIVE", goes the DrPillz
"I WANT TO USE THE TURRET", goes the Dryn
"PLEASE DONT RUN ME OV-" *splat*, goes the PAS.

Drynwyn's instructional video on how to use laser weaponry

An0n3 wrote:I SUPPLY EATS
SO WE CAN APPLY BEATS

I hope you got our Chinese firedrill HAV tactics. Everytime we dismounted everyone squabbled for a new seat.
"I WANT TO DRIVE", goes the DrPillz
"I WANT TO USE THE TURRET", goes the Dryn
"PLEASE DONT RUN ME OV-" *splat*, goes the PAS.

Drynwyn's instructional video on how to use laser weaponry

and now you know why I have so much practice with the Reinforce stratagem.

alternative joke: if you didn't want to get shot you shouldn't have been on the same planet as me nerd

alt alt joke: Eh, helldivers, bugs, they all look the same once they've been turned into a charred laser-riddled corpse.

Memes.

[youtube]q5k8JLU6Hiw[/youtube]

DANK/DANK

But really how the fuck does the game spawn you ontop of one another?

That's just sadistic.

I'm 99% sure that's a bug even if it is hilarious.

Democracy never stops, not even for your comrades.

But like

The game hasn't even started yet and people have died.

FREEDOM ISNT FREE

such is the nature of life in the fight for DEMOCRACY

Let's get capes tonight!

I used to love these kinds of games when I was younger.

Back then I didn't realize how awful I was at them.

DrPillzRedux wrote:Memes.

[youtube]q5k8JLU6Hiw[/youtube]

That was pretty funny, specially the bit when ano3n jumps out to save me and just picks up the rep80 and leaves my corpse behind.

Remove kebug boss and get mad capes.

Builds for high-end solo?

I'm currently running the Sickle/Shield meta and it's really strong. It feels like cheating, though, to not use ammo.

i watched my friend play this game a bit and it just looks....eeeeeh. am i missing something here or is this basically just procedurally generated alien swarm?

invisty wrote:Builds for high-end solo?

I'm currently running the Sickle/Shield meta and it's really strong. It feels like cheating, though, to not use ammo.

Weapon: Justice 20L
Perk: Cardio (or All-Terrain Boots if you have to)

Slot 1:
Supply drop for missions that have a "kill X number of dudes"
Recoilless Rifle for missions that have "destroy this shit"
If you have to pick between the two, go with the supply drop and make sure you have an upgraded hellbomb.

Slot 2:
EXO-44 to be used when calling in the shuttle at the end of the mission

Slot 3:
Distractor beacon

Slot 4:
Distractor beacon


You can solo Helldives with this setup pretty easily. I've come around on the EXO solely for this purpose. This is the one thing it's really good at. Similarly I've found a legitimate use for the jump pack: jumping around like an asshole during boss fights and retaliatory strikes.

Seriously gotdam. I solo'ed the Illuminate cape and I'm about to do the same for Cyborg.

Cyborgs are legit fucking hard, the mass amount of IFV spam really fucks you over until you really realize how they work

Because every other scout in the game always knows where you are on the map and raises an alarm when they find you, you immediately go to shoot the borg scouts but they're really fucking tanky/an IFV so you get fucked, but the thing about their scouts is that they don't know where you are, they're literally just on patrols so you can either go around them or for IFVs go prone and they go right around you and don't raise the alarm.

Cerberi fuck you up though

Against Cyborgs pack anti-tank stuff or you're going to get reamed. If you don't have a fully-upgraded recoillless rifle already, get to work on it. It makes missions against them a lot easier.

got the HAV, will join any run with 3 for maximum vehicular asswhoopings

MAN the soundtrack for this game is fucking kickass

One of the real gems are the credits, absolutely fantastic work.

I'm considering playing this but I'd probably end up going solo as not many of my Steam friends play this. Maybe with pubbies.

Is it any good alone?

mrpain wrote:I'm considering playing this but I'd probably end up going solo as not many of my Steam friends play this. Maybe with pubbies.

Is it any good alone?

you can play with us, we're an accepting group and won't judge you

Drynwyn wrote: you can play with us, we're an accepting group and won't judge you

Haha

hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAAHA!

(you should play with us though, we're nicer to new players)

Implying anyone will put in the effort to get the group together again.

I'm off work today, which means I'm doing a bunch of work off the clock.

When I'm done with this stuff I'll be up for playing some more.

My thumbs are ready.

So anything more than solo at high levels seems unambiguously difficult, and it all seems to stem from the fact that players have to manage the camera. I'm not sure I like it, but it's certainly a challenge. One of the big advantages of ammo-less lasers is that you can spam them at off-screen scouts.

Also the Rumbler (DLC mortar) is screen-clearingly good fun, but I wouldn't advise using it in a squeeze. It blows you up if anything is standing point-blank in your line of fire.

Tonight on Helldivers: The Movie: The Game our crew dominates a couple rank 9 invasion missions but then struggles to complete a rank 4.

We learn the dangers of splitting the group into two vehicles when PAS fires a round from the HAV's cannon into the APC containing An0n3 and a random pubbie, killing both. He quickly follows this up by running over both Drynwyn and himself.

Drynwyn continues to use devastating area-effect weapons to mixed results, setting himself and others on fire multiple times with his shiny new plasma rifle, and blowing up both An0n3 and multiple pieces of equipment with an anti-tank turret during a retaliatory strike.

An0n3's judgement is called into question when he declares he is "recycling" a HAV by parking it under the incoming evac shuttle, running himself over in the process then getting pancaked by the shuttle. Somehow this results in everyone else getting killed and missing the shuttle while he still makes it on board.

Tonight's true star was the random pubbie "Arctic Monkey" whom had to be enticed to board the HAV with offers of free candy and samples.

An0n3 wrote:Tonight on Helldivers: The Movie: The Game our crew dominates a couple rank 9 invasion missions but then struggles to complete a rank 4.

We learn the dangers of splitting the group into two vehicles when PAS Drynwyn fires a round from the HAV's cannon into the APC containing An0n3 and a random pubbie, killing both. He quickly follows this up by running over both Drynwyn and himself.

Drynwyn continues to use devastating area-effect weapons to mixed results, setting himself and others on fire multiple times with his shiny new plasma rifle, and blowing up both An0n3 and multiple pieces of equipment with an anti-tank turret during a retaliatory strike.

All PAS did was run over people, I was in the turret at the time.

Besides that pubbie totally deserved it with the shit-talking about how the APC was better then the HAV

Yeah I didn't quite understand what that guys' deal was.

Join a game where everyone is cruising around in a HAV together.
Immediately summon your own APC.

Like...the fuck?

Can't trust people who group up in games like this unless you know them. I remember once in L4D2 I joined in on the survivor team as Zoey and immediately all three of them started shooting me to death. After I died they laughed in Russian and then promptly died because they tried to speedrun on expert.

An0n3 wrote:Yeah I didn't quite understand what that guys' deal was.

Join a game where everyone is cruising around in a HAV together.
Immediately summon your own APC.

Like...the fuck?

Yeah but it was pretty damn hilarious. I was crying with laughter at one point with our complete ineptitude. I fell like we all saw the puppie was a noob and went "don't worry rookie we'll take you under our wing , it's only a level 4 after all" and then proceed to do the exact fucking opposite. XD

I bet they think we were just a bunch of fucking hackers or something who cheated to get our strategems/rank

>be rank 9
>join rank 4 mission
>three level 16-21 players hanging around with high level strategems goofing off
>they're fucking terrible players, constantly dying and killing eachother
>seemslegit.jpg

Oh god that reminds me of the CoD World at War coop campaign. I used to play with a group of guys who would use grenades to try to break the game. The highlight of our time together was successfully clipping a random outside of the map and having him walk on the floor of the boundary box to complete the mission. Fucking TS blew up when he clipped through the floor. I might have recorded that actually, let me check.

Did not record it fuck, we all fucking died when he clipped through omg, he spawns in, we all throw our grenades, he flies into the air slightly then falls straight through the map panic shooting his gun everywhere.

Alright. Bought the game. How do I git gud?

Im taking my controllers back to my parents for Christmas, and hopefully my bro's laptop or their PC will work cause I know my bro will be up for this. Anyone about over xmas for a mistletoe run n gun?

I'm up for playing tonight.. Probs stream a little too.

I'll see what I can do

Got dat bug cape baybee!

I noticed under settings in the main menu is an option to reset all your research. Not sure if that refunds all the research points you've spent or just wipes your slate clean. Mite b cool if the former, totally useless if its the latter.

An0n3 wrote:Got dat bug cape baybee!

I noticed under settings in the main menu is an option to reset all your research. Not sure if that refunds all the research points you've spent or just wipes your slate clean. Mite b cool if the former, totally useless if its the latter.

Someone with less research points then me needs to test this

Remind me tomorrow I'll test it.

Nope. Nope. No. NOPE.

NOPE.

I'm not pushing that button.

DO IT!

PULL THE LEVER

I am like 99% sure it totally wipes all your points out, no refunds just deletes them.

Does it delete your planet unlocks too? As long as I don't lose my HAV I'll do it

The research point one just resets the points, not your unlocks or levels.

I really don't think it's worth finding out at this point. I'm almost certain it doesn't refund the points.

Hey faggos login and check your rewards. The campaign we were all playing in was a success.

oh noice i has cool uniform now

we should do some more of this, it was and is a hell of a lot of fun