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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:03 am
by Bluespace

Bottom post of the previous page:

Hope we have a cooking class because with me it's creampies for everyone.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:50 am
by WeeYakk
DAY ONE OF NT ACADEMY technically day 2 since I had to test some shit but Jace was alone so it doesn't really count.

Spoilered because it's a lot of images. A lot of bmp images that I don't feel like turning into better filesize format images.
Spoiler:
Here is our final class and the RNG gods have decided that KERT JONSON shall be our player character until something interesting happens.
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Kert wakes up, rolls out of his tiny bed, and shimmies his fat rolls into his school uniform best he can. His kickass dolphin calendar whispers to him "Go forth Kert and get the bitches." and so he did.

Kert arrives at school surprisingly early. There's only like three other people here. We encounter our teacher Mr. Finster in the hallways lamenting this game's lack of teacher uniforms for male teachers. We ask for some advice on how to poon the poon and he responds...
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Man this guy is an asshole.

Kert aquaints himself with some of his classmates and gets some study time in this guy is all over our dick though.
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Lessons go by quickly and suddenly it's break time. Kert offers to take everyone to lunch. His dolphin calendar once told him that bitches love lunch. He finishes eating and - oh.
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Well Kert had already eaten lunch but he's a big boy and supposes he can shovel down more food. Kert must've scarred her off with his table manners because she gets the fuck outta there right after finishing.

WHEN SUDDENLY
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HELP KERT NEEDS AN ADULT!
Kert gives the scary lady what she wants and she goes away while laughing at him. At least it's almost time to go back to class. But first that Erik guy wants to talk about something.

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Nice attempt at Subtlety Erik. Kert shrugs this off and shambles back to class.

Kert does his mandatory gym time sports and fucks off to see the statue after noticing Molly giving Heather a massage in the middle of the gym. People are getting bitches faster than Kert, dolphin would be disappointed.
Kert consults the Buddha statue chaplain for insights into his SOCIAL LINKS. Apparently no one gives a shit about Kert except the scary rapist lady who hates him for some reason, other people are more interesting.
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The rest of the gym break goes by and soon it's club time. Kert thinks he did REALLY FUCKIN' GOOD at clubs today but that's probably because no one was there to tell him if he was doing anything wrong.
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Marshall comes by as Kert is serving his imaginary friends some tea for Service club and asks us to go do some kareoke with her.
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She wants the d bad.

Kert goes home and tells the dolphin of his escapades. The dolphin is pleased.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:00 am
by Sishen
WeeYakk wrote: Kert goes home and tells the dolphin of his escapades. The dolphin is pleased.
YES MY CHILD, DO ME PROUD.

NOT LIKE MY OTHER SON, BORIS.

HE TOOK THE WRONG SIDE OF THE GENES, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

he's a rapist

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:04 am
by WeeYakk
Yes, Sishen, since Boris was obviously posted to be a joke character, gave Boris all low stats. I changed the stats to the ones bluespace requested and accidentally created a superman of groping. He is going around feeling up everyone he can and that is why two people hate him so bad.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:06 am
by paprika
I didn't know I needed this in my life so bad

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:11 am
by ShizCalev
Please texture edit the Dolphin to be Xemo.

http://c2n.me/4YhtlU.png

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:11 am
by Bluespace
WeeYakk wrote:Yes, Sishen, since Boris was obviously posted to be a joke character, gave Boris all low stats. I changed the stats to the ones bluespace requested and accidentally created a superman of groping. He is going around feeling up everyone he can and that is why two people hate him so bad.
I never knew this game was so realistic.

WeeYakk is my favourite person for this thread.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:03 am
by Thunder11
Can you shrink the images a little so they actually fit the screen, instead of needing to pull the link out of the HTML to see the right hand edge? Also, Jazmin, please, I gave you the highest possible virtue level, and you already want to fuck someone.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:17 am
by ShizCalev
Hold control and use your mousewheel.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:20 am
by Sishen
Thunder11 wrote:Can you shrink the images a little so they actually fit the screen, instead of needing to pull the link out of the HTML to see the right hand edge? Also, Jazmin, please, I gave you the highest possible virtue level, and you already want to fuck someone.
She's masochistic so she likes being groped by Borrapist.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:27 am
by Bluespace
I really hope there's another update today, my sides like this.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:30 am
by Lovecraft
How often will this be updated
I need more now

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:14 am
by Kraso
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:33 am
by WeeYakk
This thread will not allow me to play Transistor tonight. Oh well.
I took some time to make each of the clubs a unique color coated uniform during the break though.

NT ACADEMY. DAY: THE SECOND
Spoiler:
Kert arrives on time, just as unfashionable early just as he did yesterday. Oh there's that girl he's crushing on currently. "Y-Y-YOU HAVE A NICE UHHHH HAIR!" he sputters out.
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"Nailed it.", Kert thinks as he walks away spilling his spaghetti behind him.

While walking away LOOK WHO WE BUMP INTO.
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Kert is certain that his eyes say "Fuck off already, Erik." but he doesn't wanna look like a jerk in front of Marshall so he listens to him make more meat innuendos.

Kert stops by the chaplain statue again.
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Oh good his bully has found a new target.

And then Jace introduces himself to us.
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Things are lookin' up for day two!

First period ends and puts an end to that though. Marshall is already tried of him.
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Volker has already made himself the class clown with his hilarious "Wear your speedo to all classes" prank. Mr. Finster didn't enjoy it as much as the rest of the class did though.
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WHEN SUDDENLY

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"She wants to jump your rolls, Kert", says the voice of the calendar dolphin in Kert's head.
Kert complies with her request and completes the task at a satisfactory level.

Then they end up at the pool and trade items. That's like one third of the way to 1st base!
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Later Kert asks Selene and Erik to help spread rumors about the bully, Azerthene, Selene is too scared to try. Erik reluctantly agrees, probably because he wants to jump Kert's rolls as well.

Then he consults the chaplain statue once more to see if Marshall has any friends he can use to make Marhshall like him more BUT THEN HE DISCOVERS SOMETHING MOST FOUL.
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MR. FINSTER IS PLANNING TO NTR KERT'S SHIT.

That is not okay with Kert, no sir!
Kert musters all his courage, runs up to Mr. Finster, and AAAAAND
Politely asks him to stop.
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Kert has severely underestimated Mr. Finster...

Break ends, its swim day at gym today.
Kert tries to spread fake rumours about Mr. Finster but Marshy doesn't quite buy 'em. Conversation shifts to the latest gossip.
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That Molly guy is fast. Kert thinks he should get some protips for dealing with the ladies from him.
Speaking of being good with the ladies.

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Gets groped by Azerthene, Boris, and now here's Geist just makin' out with Selene in the courtyard. Class bike confirmed for Selene.
Kert breaks that up for being TOO LEWD.

Speaking of lewd things:
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...Fascinating.

Also this.
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Now school has ended for the day, closing time. Marshy and Kert go into the library to study before walking home together.
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Pax cries. He probably found that book about him. Or he's jealous that he has no qt 3.14 grilles to hang out with despite all the white knighting he does against Boris and Azerthene's rape/groping sprees.
Possibly both.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:43 am
by Sishen
WeeYakk wrote:Pax cries. He probably found that book about him. Or he's jealous that he has no qt 3.14 grilles to hang out with despite all the white knighting he does against Boris and Azerthene's rape/groping sprees.
Possibly both.
that book will never die

;_;

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:53 am
by WeeYakk
5:52 AM - Higgin: Finster's gettin' in on Marshall
5:52 AM - Yakk: whats weird is that he has no traits to make him do that other than scheming or evil
5:52 AM - Yakk: he has asexual, highest virtue, and dislikes women
5:52 AM - Higgin: pfffff
5:52 AM - Higgin: so it's deliberate fuckery
5:52 AM - Yakk: yes
5:52 AM - Higgin: A+ Finster

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:03 am
by Bluespace
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
This is so good, you can't make this shit up.
3 updates per day pls.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:04 am
by Lo6a4evskiy
It's his way of fighting sex in this damn school. Damn kids should stop fucking on the sidewalks!
Bluespace wrote:3 updates per day pls.
Make it five. You can play pretty quickly anyway, it's just the screenshots and the writing.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:07 am
by Sishen
Lo6a4evskiy wrote:It's his way of fighting sex in this damn school. Damn kids should stop fucking on the sidewalks!
Bluespace wrote:3 updates per day pls.
Make it five. You can play pretty quickly anyway, it's just the screenshots and the writing.
Yakk is a busy boy, I might just start an alternate version and see where it goes.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:08 am
by Kraso
>class clown
welp, this game is already approaching towards 2‽

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:08 am
by Lo6a4evskiy
Sishen wrote:Yakk is a busy boy, I might just start an alternate version and see where it goes.
Yeah, if you guys could post a save, that'd be great.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:11 am
by Bluespace
We could have 2 timelines play out, one from sishen, one from yakk.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:14 am
by Kraso
Bluespace wrote:We could have 2 timelines play out, one from sishen, one from yakk.
it's gonna be a clusterfuck, but sure

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:20 am
by Lo6a4evskiy
More AA2 threads into this forum section!

Separate forum section for AA2 threads!

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:20 am
by Bluespace
Just call the timelines sybil and basil.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:24 am
by Sishen
Bluespace wrote:Just call the timelines sybil and basil.
what about arty

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:30 am
by Bluespace
That can be lo6a's.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:32 am
by Mat13295
>Basil
>Having players
Hehehehehehehehe

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:37 am
by Lo6a4evskiy
Bluespace wrote:That can be lo6a's.
If the guys will post characters, sure. I'm too lazy to create them by myself plus I suck at character creator.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:39 am
by WeeYakk
Lo6a4evskiy wrote:
Bluespace wrote:That can be lo6a's.
If the guys will post characters, sure. I'm too lazy to create them by myself plus I suck at character creator.
They're all in the op.

Also my save is named artyom already.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:46 am
by Bluespace
Yakk has artyom, sishen basil, lo6a Sybil.
Sorted.
Make a thread for each tho.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:59 am
by WeeYakk
Thunder11 wrote:Can you shrink the images a little so they actually fit the screen, instead of needing to pull the link out of the HTML to see the right hand edge? Also, Jazmin, please, I gave you the highest possible virtue level, and you already want to fuck someone.
Get a bigger monitor or ask stonedone for a more small screen friendly forum.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:07 am
by srifenbyxp
Oh man, what a funny start. What ever shall happen next? Shall more students transfer in? I wager yes in deed, but at what cost?

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:07 am
by Lo6a4evskiy
No Paxton in the OP :(

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:16 am
by srifenbyxp
Shame, we really needed a clwune to beat on.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:31 am
by BigJamminJim
Spoiler:
WeeYakk wrote:DAY ONE OF NT ACADEMY technically day 2 since I had to test some shit but Jace was alone so it doesn't really count.

Spoilered because it's a lot of images. A lot of bmp images that I don't feel like turning into better filesize format images.
Here is our final class and the RNG gods have decided that KERT JONSON shall be our player character until something interesting happens.
Image

Image
Kert wakes up, rolls out of his tiny bed, and shimmies his fat rolls into his school uniform best he can. His kickass dolphin calendar whispers to him "Go forth Kert and get the bitches." and so he did.

Kert arrives at school surprisingly early. There's only like three other people here. We encounter our teacher Mr. Finster in the hallways lamenting this game's lack of teacher uniforms for male teachers. We ask for some advice on how to poon the poon and he responds...
Image
Man this guy is an asshole.

Kert aquaints himself with some of his classmates and gets some study time in this guy is all over our dick though.
Image

Lessons go by quickly and suddenly it's break time. Kert offers to take everyone to lunch. His dolphin calendar once told him that bitches love lunch. He finishes eating and - oh.
Image
Well Kert had already eaten lunch but he's a big boy and supposes he can shovel down more food. Kert must've scarred her off with his table manners because she gets the fuck outta there right after finishing.

WHEN SUDDENLY
Image
HELP KERT NEEDS AN ADULT!
Kert gives the scary lady what she wants and she goes away while laughing at him. At least it's almost time to go back to class. But first that Erik guy wants to talk about something.

Image
Nice attempt at Subtlety Erik. Kert shrugs this off and shambles back to class.

Kert does his mandatory gym time sports and fucks off to see the statue after noticing Molly giving Heather a massage in the middle of the gym. People are getting bitches faster than Kert, dolphin would be disappointed.
Kert consults the Buddha statue chaplain for insights into his SOCIAL LINKS. Apparently no one gives a shit about Kert except the scary rapist lady who hates him for some reason, other people are more interesting.
Image
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The rest of the gym break goes by and soon it's club time. Kert thinks he did REALLY FUCKIN' GOOD at clubs today but that's probably because no one was there to tell him if he was doing anything wrong.
Image

Marshall comes by as Kert is serving his imaginary friends some tea for Service club and asks us to go do some kareoke with her.
Image
She wants the d bad.

Kert goes home and tells the dolphin of his escapades. The dolphin is pleased.
wheres my character

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:33 am
by Kraso
SPOILER IIIIITTTT

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:37 am
by WeeYakk
Kraso wrote:SPOILER IIIIITTTT
Report it and add him to your ignore list.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:49 am
by ColonicAcid
Weeeeeeyaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk fucking put your language into japanese all those characters my fucking eyesssssssssssssssssssss.
ColonicAcid wrote: Control Panel > Clock, language and Region > Region and Language and stick that shit to Japanese.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:08 pm
by Bluespace
Add Paxton card to OP pls.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:31 pm
by oph
yo im feelin that jace is gonna get some soon
i feel it mayn

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:53 pm
by Lo6a4evskiy
Bluespace wrote:Add Paxton card to OP pls.
I think I'll run Sybil for few days without him, then we can do "new student" kind of shit with Paxton as PC.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:59 pm
by Higgin
I whipped up some characters (without the unlocked character editor because Hongfire's site is a dick) from the olden Sibyl 2 and pre-Sibyl days.

It was a time of flux. Each week brought a new debacle - from cat ears, to armory raids, to metafriends, to the admin drama of Intigracy and the sacking of Failcakes et. al., to the most robust playing seen upon this game and its eventual downfall before the banning hammers of the gods, it was a time before the badgered days and after those relatively innocent steps from rev4473 that saw this community begin.

It was a middle age; but middle ages do not precede ends - they proceed from themselves to a 'now' that is not a 'then', as a father is not his son.

Back then, it was just server two.
Spoiler:
Rowdy Randy could not be made in good conscience due to a lack of facial hair.
TBD:
Jon Riker (Mario90900)
Sly (Slyhidden)
Nepeta Leijon (Yinadele)
Lindsay Donk (take a guess)
Ye Olde Honkmeister (Magmaexploiter)
Shoe Snatchin' Willy (TheReverendTerryJones)
William Harshman (ThickWillyNilly)
Gas Mask Mook (Rotwood)
Officer Friendly (Super Aggro Crag)
Alice Evans (Emperor of Catkind)
Carl Sagan (Dixbfloppin)
Smoke Shaw(Shinu, GROVE/COVE STREET FOR LYFE)
Art White(Aranamor)
Josh Morris(Jembo)
Frank Woodward(CA)
Austin Rosello(dacelo)
Broba Fett(Jebediah Smith)
Holden McGroin(Hoojsak)
Matthew Hoff(Baconatorxking)
Jarsh Mellow(jarshmellow)
Tonto Tooktook(tonto is love, tonto is life, null)
Slab Bulkhead(Kamikaze6714)
many more that don't get due credit because I can only remember so much trivia at one time

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:07 pm
by Bluespace
Lo6a4evskiy wrote:
Bluespace wrote:Add Paxton card to OP pls.
I think I'll run Sybil for few days without him, then we can do "new student" kind of shit with Paxton as PC.
Neat, go go go.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:44 pm
by Kraso
I just realized from that list only one person is still playing SS13

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:49 pm
by Higgin
Kraso wrote:I just realized from that list only one person is still playing SS13
Yep. You, MaiEmershon, and a few others would be on there if you didn't still pop around a bit.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:59 pm
by Mario90900
Hiss.

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:25 pm
by paprika
I LOVE THIS THREAD EVEN MORE NOW HI MARIO

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:51 pm
by rosello
I was expecting Marshall to get punched the fuck out not to become the waifu oh god

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:02 pm
by srifenbyxp
Higgin wrote:I whipped up some characters (without the unlocked character editor because Hongfire's site is a dick) from the olden Sibyl 2 and pre-Sibyl days.

It was a time of flux. Each week brought a new debacle - from cat ears, to armory raids, to metafriends, to the admin drama of Intigracy and the sacking of Failcakes et. al., to the most robust playing seen upon this game and its eventual downfall before the banning hammers of the gods, it was a time before the badgered days and after those relatively innocent steps from rev4473 that saw this community begin.

It was a middle age; but middle ages do not precede ends - they proceed from themselves to a 'now' that is not a 'then', as a father is not his son.

Back then, it was just server two. Rowdy Randy could not be made in good conscience due to a lack of facial hair.
TBD:
Jon Riker (Mario90900)
Sly (Slyhidden)
Nepeta Leijon (Yinadele)
Lindsay Donk (take a guess)
Ye Olde Honkmeister (Magmaexploiter)
Shoe Snatchin' Willy (TheReverendTerryJones)
William Harshman (ThickWillyNilly)
Gas Mask Mook (Rotwood)
Officer Friendly (Super Aggro Crag)
Alice Evans (Emperor of Catkind)
Carl Sagan (Dixbfloppin)
Smoke Shaw(Shinu, GROVE/COVE STREET FOR LYFE)
Art White(Aranamor)
Josh Morris(Jembo)
Frank Woodward(CA)
Austin Rosello(dacelo)
Broba Fett(Jebediah Smith)
Holden McGroin(Hoojsak)
Matthew Hoff(Baconatorxking)
Jarsh Mellow(jarshmellow)
Tonto Tooktook(tonto is love, tonto is life, null)
Slab Bulkhead(Kamikaze6714)
many more that don't get due credit because I can only remember so much trivia at one time

Can people from Sybil be in Basil in this "time warp"? Or is it server locked

Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:16 pm
by Higgin
Throw'm wherever, man.
All times are UTC
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